the toy plane did more damage than the gun #monsterdon

@thatdawnperson especially if the helmet was white and had a busted red light?! #OldGuyTryinToKeepUp #Monsterdon

"We're sending you the monster Gigan" Please tip your driver. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

bring the boy to do the job. This is child labor!
#monsterdon

Alas, poor bad guy, crushed by a styrofoam boulder. #monsterdon

Space monster? This situation is really escalating!
#monsterdon

ah it was a Chekhov's pointy cube hanging diagonally from the ceiling in the entryway of the house #monsterdon

"Let's just put a bunch of cubes on chains. We can put some images on them too, doesn't really matter what. The point is the whole time people are going to be like 'WHAT'S WITH THE CUBES' but we won't tell. We'll never tell." #monsterdon

#monsterdon These Caucasian actors... Straight outta central casting

That minion's have a really bad day. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Another bites the dust!
Another one falls, and another one falls,
Another bites the dust!
#Monsterdon

They flew that model plane (I didn't realise that was Checkov's model plane) into this guy's face so bad he's bleeding from his eyes, and then they STILL have to kick his ass with some non-kung-fu? #monsterdon

@ricci Seems like an ideal life, honestly. #Monsterdon

"Sir, we only got one explosion out of that take."

"Don't worry, just reverse it a bunch of times; they won't notice."

#Monsterdon

oscar wilde! nooo!

#monsterdon

Okay. So, I was wrong. The dangling metal cubes were the Chekhov’s gun. #Monsterdon

Yeeaahhh, they always go for the docks! Fuel depots next!

#monsterdon

Did anyone have swinging into the rescue on their bingo card?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

If the villain had been wearing a helmet he might have won. #monsterdon

I totally thought that said "Mobil loli" lmao #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

@Taweret it's OK they gave him a helmet he'll be fine #Monsterdon

"Your ...home decor....lacks taste!"

"Are you....kidding!? My photo cubes....are timeless!"

[struggling throughout]

#monsterdon

Bad Guy^3

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#monsterdon

"A message has come in from Space Hunter Nebula X"

I thought I blocked him?

#monsterdon

So that's what those hanging cubes are for!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Kid knew about kamikaze drones long before Ukraine.

lol at the kid in short pants & a motorcycle helmet pulling out the Dick Grayson WWE moves...

#monsterdon

This isn't the Showa Godzilla, more like his naive country cousin #monsterdon

Yes, let little johnny take the killshot! His first blood, and at only eight years old! He'll make a fine unholy assassin! #Monsterdon

It's about time the kid learned a new attack move

#Monsterdon

Felled by a slow swinging box!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Was that blood spurting?

#monsterdon

They are absolutely fucking with us with those cubes! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Oh no he's gonna be unstoppably melodramatic with an eyepatch!

#Monsterdon

@amyfou Human sized. #Monsterdon

lol, roku-chan is a menace! #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ nope, we get it, just now when I hear that song the red light is no longer on the porch! #Monsterdon

Real talk: Megalon has done more to stop fossil fuel extraction than the Biden Administration

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Everybody was cube-fu fighting!

#Monsterdon

It's all fun and games til someone takes a plane prop to the eye. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

This was a silly plan. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Maybe they got them for free in return for the advertising?

#Monsterdon

Kid came in like a wrecking ball

#Monsterdon

jinkawa-san and kid seem like the trouble makers of the house. i need a sitcom where they make an absolute MESS every week, and sempai has to clean up after then, to humorous effect. #monsterdon

shhhh it's an evil lair, wouldn't want to disturb anybody

#Monsterdon

I’ve already hit “BINGO!” Anyone else? #Monsterdon

2/3 into the movie and we finally get Godzilla, not counting the scene earlier where he did the cabbage patch in front of a volcano. #monsterdon

Also getting a feeling they're re-using Ghidorah's beam effects for Megalon #Monsterdon

@starkraving666

Me: "You're expecting too much, mom."
#monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

I like the hole in the floor for the bamboo trees to grow up into. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I always forget how cute the actual Godzilla puppet is. #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo technology moves fast! #monsterdon

Not Molbiloil! 😱

#Monsterdon

Mom: "Did they cut out an entire part of the movie or something?" #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

@apLundell serving has to make the Angry Bart Simpson children's voices sound better
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Just jetting a long in the ocean, powered by radioactive farts.

#Monsterdon "gojira! buddy! can i call you 'goji berry'? c'moooooooonnnnnn"

So they just used a shot of the model store where they got all their miltary models. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

And the music is still completely disconnected from the screen.

#monsterdon

It may sound advanced and scientific but through the robot we could get Gojira’s help. We could do with some wrestling moves. #monsterdon

Ope we've reached the first miniature town. I wonder if monster movies like this influenced my interest in model trains as kid?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

So Jet Jaguar now has a will, and speaks kaiju sign language. A half hour ago it was a breakthrough that he could avoid bumping into objects.

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@ricci @paco Hovering when told to “stop.” #Monsterdon

@aburka oh this is incredible

#Monsterdon

Don’t worry mister military guy, my necklace can control the robot you guys are shooting at. No im not crazy #monsterdon

I have been limit rated for posting too many screen caps?
Damn it!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Land will be cheap but existing office space is going to be pricey now.

#Monsterdon

megalon's rays are suspiciously ghidorah-like #monsterdon

Man...they just rebuilt that MobilOil from the last movie too...

#monsterdon

@paco looking fly

#Monsterdon

@paco He has little flyswatters on his helmet too #monsterdon

oh shit, millions are dead #monsterdon

@paco

- evasive maneuvers

#monsterdon

Hey, Mobil gets roasted this time! Nice. #Monsterdon

Godzilla understands sign language?
Something tells me a few lives could have been saved in the past.

#monsterdon

Did Godzilla just give like a little half wave like he thought jet jaguar was waving to him, but he was actually waving to somebody behind him and Godzilla got confused and embarrassed. Oh my god this is hilarious. #Monsterdon

So Jet Jaguar's skills are:
- flying
- talking to Godzilla

Have I missed anything?
#monsterdon

Is this shop where they bought the miniatures for this movie?

#monsterdon

The air force's fireworks attack is having no effect on the beetle #monsterdon

Godzilla is here! 😁 :godzilla:

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Okay I lost it at Jet Jaguar's semaphore.

#Monsterdon

"...come with me. I'm picking up cheeseburgers."
"I'm a Godzilla, I don't like cheeseburgers."
"Come with me anyway. It'll be fun!"
"Oh, okay."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

More interpretive dance moves, this time by robot flying guy.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Why do all Kaiju make such awful noises? #monsterdon

Also, Godzilla understands semaphore. Because of course he does. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Oh hey. Megalon has suddenly become that australian breakdancer. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

@brooke YES THANK YOU

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Seriously I'm loving the pyrotechnics they went all out this is great. I just keep seeing the links to gate

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Mmmmmm, old Honda motorcycle. 🏍️ I had one of those.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the seatopia king reminds me of neighbor carl from aqua teen hunger force

well obviously godzilla understands robot sign language. why would you think he didn't?

#monsterdon

jet jaguar communicating with godzilla via semaphore wasn't on my bingo card tonight, but okay. #monsterdon

What's that Jet Jaguar? LIttle Jimmy fell down a well?

Great Godzilla communication.

#Monsterdon

Godzilla just standing there praying for something to happen so he can get some action #monsterdon

This noise keeps making me think my cricket antagonist from last week is back. #monsterdon

...Godzilla knows semaphore. Huh. #Monsterdon

Megalon just committed a number of war crimes.

#Monsterdon

"Hey, let's use this in scene 48." #monsterdon

I'm glad Godzilla knows robot semaphore.

#Monsterdon

An enormous monster rises from an ancient grave? 👍🏼 A 100 ton beast flies without wings? 👍🏼 Psychic connection with a teen girl? 👍🏼 Humans run from a nuclear blast and live? 👍🏼 Twin fairies speak to an insect goddess? 👍🏼

But hold up! A shipping container flew through the air and people survived? 😡 😡 😡

You all crack me up. 😂

#Monsterdon