lol at the kid in short pants & a motorcycle helmet pulling out the Dick Grayson WWE moves...

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This isn't the Showa Godzilla, more like his naive country cousin #monsterdon

Yes, let little johnny take the killshot! His first blood, and at only eight years old! He'll make a fine unholy assassin! #Monsterdon

It's about time the kid learned a new attack move

#Monsterdon

Felled by a slow swinging box!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Was that blood spurting?

#monsterdon

They are absolutely fucking with us with those cubes! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Oh no he's gonna be unstoppably melodramatic with an eyepatch!

#Monsterdon

@amyfou Human sized. #Monsterdon

lol, roku-chan is a menace! #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ nope, we get it, just now when I hear that song the red light is no longer on the porch! #Monsterdon

Real talk: Megalon has done more to stop fossil fuel extraction than the Biden Administration

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Everybody was cube-fu fighting!

#Monsterdon

Japanese Snape deserves what's coming to him... but he's kinda dreamy

#GodzillaMegalon #Monsterdon

It's all fun and games til someone takes a plane prop to the eye. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

This was a silly plan. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Maybe they got them for free in return for the advertising?

#Monsterdon

Kid came in like a wrecking ball

#Monsterdon

jinkawa-san and kid seem like the trouble makers of the house. i need a sitcom where they make an absolute MESS every week, and sempai has to clean up after then, to humorous effect. #monsterdon

shhhh it's an evil lair, wouldn't want to disturb anybody

#Monsterdon

I’ve already hit “BINGO!” Anyone else? #Monsterdon

2/3 into the movie and we finally get Godzilla, not counting the scene earlier where he did the cabbage patch in front of a volcano. #monsterdon

Also getting a feeling they're re-using Ghidorah's beam effects for Megalon #Monsterdon

@starkraving666

Me: "You're expecting too much, mom."
#monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

I like the hole in the floor for the bamboo trees to grow up into. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I always forget how cute the actual Godzilla puppet is. #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo technology moves fast! #monsterdon

Not Molbiloil! 😱

#Monsterdon

Mom: "Did they cut out an entire part of the movie or something?" #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

@apLundell serving has to make the Angry Bart Simpson children's voices sound better
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Just jetting a long in the ocean, powered by radioactive farts.

#Monsterdon "gojira! buddy! can i call you 'goji berry'? c'moooooooonnnnnn"

So they just used a shot of the model store where they got all their miltary models. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

And the music is still completely disconnected from the screen.

#monsterdon

It may sound advanced and scientific but through the robot we could get Gojira’s help. We could do with some wrestling moves. #monsterdon

Ope we've reached the first miniature town. I wonder if monster movies like this influenced my interest in model trains as kid?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

So Jet Jaguar now has a will, and speaks kaiju sign language. A half hour ago it was a breakthrough that he could avoid bumping into objects.

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@ricci @paco Hovering when told to “stop.” #Monsterdon

@aburka oh this is incredible

#Monsterdon

Don’t worry mister military guy, my necklace can control the robot you guys are shooting at. No im not crazy #monsterdon

I have been limit rated for posting too many screen caps?
Damn it!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Land will be cheap but existing office space is going to be pricey now.

#Monsterdon

megalon's rays are suspiciously ghidorah-like #monsterdon

Man...they just rebuilt that MobilOil from the last movie too...

#monsterdon

@paco looking fly

#Monsterdon

@paco He has little flyswatters on his helmet too #monsterdon

oh shit, millions are dead #monsterdon

@paco

- evasive maneuvers

#monsterdon

Hey, Mobil gets roasted this time! Nice. #Monsterdon

Godzilla understands sign language?
Something tells me a few lives could have been saved in the past.

#monsterdon

Did Godzilla just give like a little half wave like he thought jet jaguar was waving to him, but he was actually waving to somebody behind him and Godzilla got confused and embarrassed. Oh my god this is hilarious. #Monsterdon

So Jet Jaguar's skills are:
- flying
- talking to Godzilla

Have I missed anything?
#monsterdon

Is this shop where they bought the miniatures for this movie?

#monsterdon

The air force's fireworks attack is having no effect on the beetle #monsterdon

Godzilla is here! 😁 :godzilla:

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Okay I lost it at Jet Jaguar's semaphore.

#Monsterdon

"...come with me. I'm picking up cheeseburgers."
"I'm a Godzilla, I don't like cheeseburgers."
"Come with me anyway. It'll be fun!"
"Oh, okay."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Why do all Kaiju make such awful noises? #monsterdon

More interpretive dance moves, this time by robot flying guy.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Also, Godzilla understands semaphore. Because of course he does. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Oh hey. Megalon has suddenly become that australian breakdancer. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

@brooke YES THANK YOU

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Seriously I'm loving the pyrotechnics they went all out this is great. I just keep seeing the links to gate

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Mmmmmm, old Honda motorcycle. 🏍️ I had one of those.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the seatopia king reminds me of neighbor carl from aqua teen hunger force

well obviously godzilla understands robot sign language. why would you think he didn't?

#monsterdon

jet jaguar communicating with godzilla via semaphore wasn't on my bingo card tonight, but okay. #monsterdon

What's that Jet Jaguar? LIttle Jimmy fell down a well?

Great Godzilla communication.

#Monsterdon

Godzilla just standing there praying for something to happen so he can get some action #monsterdon

This noise keeps making me think my cricket antagonist from last week is back. #monsterdon

...Godzilla knows semaphore. Huh. #Monsterdon

Megalon just committed a number of war crimes.

#Monsterdon

"Hey, let's use this in scene 48." #monsterdon

I'm glad Godzilla knows robot semaphore.

#Monsterdon

An enormous monster rises from an ancient grave? 👍🏼 A 100 ton beast flies without wings? 👍🏼 Psychic connection with a teen girl? 👍🏼 Humans run from a nuclear blast and live? 👍🏼 Twin fairies speak to an insect goddess? 👍🏼

But hold up! A shipping container flew through the air and people survived? 😡 😡 😡

You all crack me up. 😂

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow i saw that too! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla: What the everloving fuck

They went to the model kit store to get more cars for Megalon to destroy

#Monsterdon

Smart Dino!
#Monsterdon

< Godzilla waving >

"Hi... Hi!"

#Monsterdon

Erratic, or flashdancng? #Monsterdon

@moira If only there were some Gundam kits in here...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Trivia: what was the number on the helicopter!

1st correct answer gets 10 points.

Godzilla shows up and going, "What. the fuck."

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

"Must've been evacuated."

Great! You get a cart, I'll grab a bag, let the looting begin! #Monsterdon

I love how it's just never explained why kaiju are completely invulnerable to conventional weapons.
#monsterdon

Is it me or does look like Gigan's curved claw is actually hitting the planes? #Monsterdon

Godzilla probably watching from off screen thinking "lol not my turn to get shot at for once"

#Monsterdon

Freed from the shackles of computer control Megalon demonstrates their Olympic medal-worthy breakdancing performance #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, *now* you wear helmets.

There he is! #godzilla #monsterdon

"Uncle dad. What is this? I wanted a Gundam kit."
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

The aircraft PoV bits feel like a demo reel for a war film.

#monsterdon

I can't get over Megalon's happy little hops either. What a bug!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I really appreciate how many explosions have been in this movie. If the main criteria for measuring the quality of a film is how many explosions are in it, then this one has gotta be up there. #monsterdon

Great. The guy now has a *third* vehicle he can lose to vandals.

#monsterdon

Have any characters actually been named yet? #Monsterdon

"We need more model airplanes for the movie!"

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@Infoseepage just keepin it reel! --dad #Monsterdon

Dumbest. Pilots. Ever. #Monsterdon