Professor Snape has lost control of the robot! #monsterdon

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Ack so many cuts

We're over halfway through this and have only seen a little cameo of Godzilla #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure that was Gigan's claw smacking that plane out of the air. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

When you're targeting a monster with ranged weapons from the air, definitely fly into melee range #monsterdon

For all your evil kaiju needs call M Space Hunter Nebula. 15% off first order. Call 1-Blow-Stuf-up. #Monsterdon

Megalon jumps like an idiot. And Gigan's arm appears in stock footage before he does.
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Wire rotoscoping was evidently not a big part of the budget, or possibly not a part at all.

Still perfectly good kaiju stompa-stomp

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so many toy airplanes tho' <3

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Hey! It's a pleasing fungus beetle!?!?
What happened to you poor buddy?
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@socketwench Cut them some slack. They’ve been underwater for 3 million years. #Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Canadian-level or Australian-level? 😂

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so then oscar wilde called Atlantis to tell them to send the giant big with the star on its head to easter island so they could, um, okay i don't actually know wha'ts going on

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Megalon's got moves, look at him juke #Monsterdon

What's up with this shirtless guy? I just tuned in.

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Toy planes! Toy planes! #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

He's voice controlled AND punch card controlled. Jet Jaguar is a versatile robot. Just don't ask where you have to insert the reel to reel tape - it's a bit embarrassing.

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"Contact Star Hunter Universe M. We need to Rent-A-Monster to assist our idiot cockroach."
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F-86s, that's the stuff. #monsterdon

Megalon is now going to do some Olympics-level break dancing.

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This movie may have gotten really dumb really quickly. Right around when Megalon decided to punt the kidnap container a half mile up a mountain. #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar understands him better than my phone understands me.

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Cool. The robot has his own background music. It's kind of snazy.
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@moira "because he hasn't got sht all over em!" #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

now he's just stuntin' on 'em

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All new physics y’all! #Monsterdon

Who needs a roof when we can just spread Twister mats out across a suspended ceiling mesh?

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the guy in strange beetle costume cannot wak, just jump?
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Not only can Jet Jaguar fly, but he can stop mid-air and just hover there. #Monsterdon

It's the giant heads!!!
It's always the heads
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#Monsterdon BGG: Still bored. Leave Greg where he is. I don't need him spilling the beans again.

#monsterdon literally cry-laughing and clapping as Megalon bunny-hops across that intricately decorated soundstage

a thousand blessings be upon every person who voted for this cinematic tour de force

Seatopia is totally the MI-6 of the Bond universe

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Megalon's head thing makes him look like a biblically accurate Teletubby.

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Get Godzilla as in bring help, or to fight him?

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@BsCreativeLife I wasn't alone!!! Now we can be embarrassed together. It was so awkward when I realized my mistake (by myself, in my apartment, not having spoken it aloud ever).

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Nice helicopter

:nice_100:

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"...Jet Jaguar, go fetch Godzilla. And on the way back, bring us some cheeseburgers and fries."

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@JoeWynne @amyfou A+ outcome

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@trixter @Taweret Honestly, very very fair #Monsterdon

Faster helicopter takeoff ever.
Engine still spinning up and its in the air.

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is he king because he has the hariest chest? is that what's going on here?

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So Jet Jaguar's main function is to fetch kaiju

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Finally, looks like we're gonna get some Godzilla action. #monsterdon

I know fireworks suck, but I still kinda love them. Nice to watch them via a 50-year-old movie. #monsterdon

Hey Siri. Fetch Godzilla. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@CactuarJoe @Taweret Maybe all that cicada noise he's making is getting on his nerves?

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He's gonna hop his way to Tokyo #monsterdon

i love when they melt miniatures #monsterdon

that head turn was giving "i have a secret crush on sempai and you scratched him once. i must now end your life." #monsterdon

Oh man, that's a LOT of flashing lights.

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[whistles MASH theme]

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"TC, I'm gonna need to borrow your chopper again..."

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@SnoopJ You missed him. He was in the first 30 seconds of the film. #Monsterdon

I'm with @sean What's that red crotch light indicating on the status board? On second thought, I don't think I want to know. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Nice.
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Damn, he can only talk to Jet Jaguar using Bluetooth #monsterdon

@bunnyhero :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

@Taweret He's just kinda hanging around the kaiju bug, maybe JJ's a groupie? #Monsterdon

Nice helicopter #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter No! Go for it! Though you'll have to do all of the force calculations yourself, as I failed newtonian mechanics in college the first time (did fine in quantum mechanics however, my priorities are clearly only in what I'm interested in...)

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@paco me and my homelab

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hop hop hop #monsterdon

does hand drawn maser fire count as hand drawn lightning? #monsterdon

@wohali it's so good omg I miss it

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We're just past the halfway mark. Pretty tight pacing, but Godzilla needs to make an appearance pretty soon for this movie to stick the landing.

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i love how the Japanese army avoid having blood in their hands by wearing fancy, silky white gloves

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@jovikosterdon Orange slices, right?! #Monsterdon

Electric/Bug types are pretty uncommon, you think Megalon'd be willing to get into a ball for me? #Monsterdon

@moira F now I want some, and the real stuff, not the mass produced stuff

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Were HEAT rounds invented after this? Really some jumbo HEAT rounds would make a mess of Megalon

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Nice.

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Bug beam???
Now that's snazzy!
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"Ultrasonic waves only work if we can see him!"

Well obviously, that's just science

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What did those poor trees ever do to anyone?

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BY THE POWER OF KONPEITO

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#monsterdon Humans. So pathetic.

The pyrotechnic budget for this one is strong. #monsterdon

Man, that Teletubbie bug has some wild laser power! ⚡

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Wait, so everyone brought green bean casserole, and NO ONE brought armor-piercing shells?!?

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I'm sure there's a really selfindulgent thinkpiece on Japanese propaganda and linking these Godzilla films to anime like Gate

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They didn't even TRY dialog with the monster.

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@jepyang that is a gawddamned mood. #Monsterdon

Pew pew pew pew pew pew

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The masters are not doing the job, alas. Who could possibly have seen this coming. #monsterdon

Megalon is great, how do I hire his landscaping business?

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Attack of the stock footage from the last decade of kaiju movies! Can you spot all the shots from War of the Gargantuas?
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#Monsterdon it's like the indiana jones crystal skull nuke fridge all over again

JSDF hates it when characters in other scenes say "line of sight" #Monsterdon

@Taweret They're the lucky ones! #Monsterdon [[fekken phone]]

Coach Z calls him "Jerp Jerger" #monsterdon

they shoulda named him konpeitohead or something

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and we welcome Megaro to the Convential Weapons portion of our program... #monsterdon

Roxannnne. (I don't know the rest of the lyrics)

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Bonzai i guess
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#Monsterdon A good engineer always has a backup controller. Hopefully with a self desctruct button.

Everyone talking about Indiana Jones and some refrigerator. I don't know what you're talking about.

Fourth film? What are you smoking, even? 😏

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So, I hate to be 'That Guy' who drags, like, physics into a chat about a cheesy movie, but...

If you're tied up in a steel container, which gets drop-kicked by a kaiju over a considerable distance... you're probably going to want to see a doctor right away.

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Does the JSDF have a special anti-kaiju division in this universe? That’s delightful #monsterdon

Oh Megalon you're such a klutz #Monsterdon