It was the custom then to accompany tense car chases with jazz flute #monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they... optically composite a scaled-down molotov cocktail? really badly?

He's the cool one. You can tell because he smokes.

#monsterdon

Yay! Chemistry and smithing! In your own home
#Monsterdon

@wohali same, solidarity 🤝

#Monsterdon

That's a hell of a lot of sand to be coming off of shoes.

#Monsterdon

Don't Look Up #monsterdon

Man the kid's dub VA is *so bad* #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Iron Man screaming, crying, throwing up when he sees that suit

Did they have to give their robot friend such a terrifying head?

#monsterdon

wow! sand!

#monsterdon

RUN, RUNNER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #monsterdon

To all you whom'st #Monsterdon I salute you :godzilla:

Do not snort the powder of mixed colors, OMG! That means it's got multiple things in it!

#Monsterdon

“AND NOW, back to Logan’s Run…” #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

just smoking right in front of your kid. that's how you know it's the 70s. #monsterdon

Yeah, don't singe Betsy. #Monsterdon

I am LOVING this jazz flute chase scene. Really dancing in my chair about it. #monsterdon

Oh good! A welding montage!

#monsterdon

Wait the steering wheels are on the left instead of the right? #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Far out, man! Too much.

#monsterdon

This house doesn't look comfortable to live in, but it is about as cool as a 70s house gets. Who wouldn't want a robot in the living room?
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

what a tacky lab! very 70s!
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Subtitles: "Looks like sand."

[Close-up of floor]

No it doesn't

#Monsterdon

i don't have any idea what's going on tho

#monsterdon

The music is so light-hearted
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@Taweret believe it or not if we wore shorts down to our knees as kids back in the day of this #Monsterdon other kids would laugh at us for looking like a clown

@jepyang It's always the future in Japan

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Nice flute on the soundtrack, tho #Monsterdon

oh thank fuck they didn't taste the random powder they found on the floor #monsterdon

Ohhhhhh, Shinagawa license plates! Everyone knows what THAT means!

(the yakuza)

#monsterdon

Think that's a mannequin or is there an actor just standing very very still in the Ultraman costume?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Oy, enough with the squealing tires! Jesus, I'm wearing headphones over here D: #Monsterdon

It's a real Choice to dub over this child with the voice of a mid-60s woman complaining about her Olive Garden order. #monsterdon

Explosions! Monsters! Gangster fisticuffs! Child rescued from certain doom! A robot! And we're... twelve minutes in. 😄 #Monsterdon

Is there an existing term for "driving through the Japanese countryside in a jalopy while wearing tweed sport coat on your way to a house that looks like it was decorated by Andy Warhol" because this is an aesthetic that we need more of.

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero @flowerpot It's loopy but stylish #monsterdon

Want a red "danger" light in my house too

#monsterdon

oh my god those cuts in the car turnaround were SO BAD #Monsterdon

Love it when the Foley artists get paid by the screeching tire

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Rok-san, you don’t have to put on the red light. #Monsterdon

HEY! How'd they get pictures of my basement!

(That's a joke, my basement is no where near as clean, but my robots *do* work.)

#monsterdon

Chase scene time! Go get those industrial robot spies!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@flowerpot I'm never not confused during these things. My brain can't read the thread and watch the movie at the same time and comprehend either well enough.

#Monsterdon

@Louisa they got Supergraphics tho!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i still have no idea who these men and the kid *are*

Day for night #monsterdon

@flowerpot it's ok, the movie doesn't make a lot of sense #monsterdon

#monsterdon Is the kid explained yet? Son? Brother? Hired hand? Robot?

based on the wall drawing they were designing a bunny man #monsterdon

@flowerpot

Me too>>>

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OH MY GOD LEMURIA I'M DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA #MONSTERDON

Honestly this is about what my apartment looks like.

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I love how the kid’s response to an attacker in the apartment is to latch on to his leg. And what's with these weird metal cube decorations hanging in the entryway? #Monsterdon

Oh hey, we found Doctor Light's lab. Flouncy-Haired Guy must be Wily's flunky. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero "... shows 2 dimensional thinking" #wrongMovie #wrongHashtag #monsterdon

stay puff marshmallow man x astroboy #monsterdon

I'm confused again.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

@forestine big mood #monsterdon

DANGER

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon So, did they sell Haggar Action Pants in Japan in the 1960s? 'Cause it looks like he'll need them.

@trixter The 70's?

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Crime guy knocked that little boy right the fuck out. #Monsterdon

Dune buggy 0-60 in 56.8 seconds

#GodzillaVsMegalon
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Damn you and your reasonably modern car!

#monsterdon

"and now, back to 'my mother the car...'" #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

Clearly this house took inspiration from the Toronto Cube Houses!

#monsterdon

@Taweret In the 1970s pro basketball players wore something like these #monsterdon

That's a hell of steep staircase. Athletes only.

#monsterdon

Decorating with cubes inside your cube house, how passé

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Hilarious 😐 #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Nice car for a chase during earthquakes
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon very stylish enemy agents

Huh, TIL that the lost continent of "mu" is more than just a movie thing. I know it from Atragon, I think? But it has a Wikipedia page and everything.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(mythical_lost_continent)

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Please don't shake the baby #monsterdon

Ah yes, shaking for first aid, good idea.

#GodzillaVsMegalon
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Picnic Jacket's got some light fingers. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon "Now that's a proper thug! Did you see how ruthlessly he knocked that kid out?"

- #SplendaDaddy, impressed

Hey so Mr. Tweed Jacket with all the Patches Guy!

What's the story with the patches on your tweed jacket?

#monsterdon

Mom: "'Do it again, daddy, do it again!'" #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

But I"m only 16! I don't report to Carousel for another 14 years!

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Kung Fu theatre this is NOT. #monsterdon

Man, Flouncy-Haired Guy is a pistolwhipping MACHINE #Monsterdon

i want some cubes to hang in my house #monsterdon

That child's shorts are so very short.

#Monsterdon

cube fight cube fight #monsterdon

#Monsterdon white driving gloves? yes

@Zerofactorial *nods wisely #monsterdon

How did they get this dubbing voice actor's voice to sound like it's coming in over the radio? #monsterdon

oh so THAT'S why they call him a kneebiter

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

the tiny shorts on the kid are kinda creepy tho

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"It would be funny if the earthquakes destroyed your robot" yeah.. real funny .. asshole. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I stand corrected.

#Monsterdon

"...why do we live in an arcade"
"Hush."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Some fiendish white people were lying in wait!

#monsterdon

🚽🚽🚽💦💦💦#monsterdon

"i think I'll skip tonight's #monsterdon since i've seen this movie so many times"

9 minutes into movie

okay fine

#Monsterdon rich dads with a fancy car, dang

Ooh, subtitles included the word “diastrophism”, which is extremely fancy. #monsterdon

The door being open is the least of your worries, kid.

#Monsterdon