#monsterdon Plastic wrap orgy? Why not.

White guy in a toga, okay. #Monsterdon

@strangefour Someone tell the robot to call HR! preeety sure. #Monsterdon

Is it me or are the yaks looking extra Maoist today?

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SEATOPIA.

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Ow! Good kidnapping technique. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ... the easter island statues are not over 3 million years old wtf

"...what will we call it?"
"Ultraman?"
"Hmmmm ... no, how about Jet Jaguar!"
"Ummmm, okay?"

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See he should’ve had on pants that fit. He wouldn’t have been abducted by those two men. #Monsterdon

ah, it's powered by NAB carts

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Ah, yes, the interpretive dance portion of my plan for...

World!

Domination!

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why is oscar wilde in this?

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♪Shot in the face! And you're to blame!♫ #Monsterdon

Baddie trespass is a gas gas gas. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

yeah it just makes that sound nonstop

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Easter Island. Always making things worse. 🗿
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Kid getting abducted by the Tiny Shorts cartel because he didn't pay his dues...

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Jet Jaguar! lfgggggg

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#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon And as far as I'm concerned, there hasn't been nearly enough coffee in this movie so far.

Seriously, as a cyclist I now need to see these door-opening fucks DIE #Monsterdon

Close up of the kid and the kid smiles then starts to stop smiling then smiling again like the director said, "No, keep smiling!" #monsterdon

Why is Robert E Lee in this movie? #Monsterdon

Suddenly Roman gods?

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@amyfou There's another one, further east, called Easterer Island. And don't get me started with Eastest Island

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@diazona they must have rocks in their heads!--dad #Monsterdon

No, grab the minibike, not the annoying kid!

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"Easter Island? What's that?"

It's an island with a bunch of statues, but that's not important right now.

And stop calling me shirley.

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I had one of the infamously dangerous Honda ATC 70s as a kid, and yet this kid's bike seems even more dangerous.

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@blogdiva And the moai are not 3mm years old … #monsterdon

THEY DOOR'D THE KID! YOU BASTARDS! #Monsterdon

"The kids gone. It's time for some special bachelor action. *wink*"
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Here's a look at my emotional journey as the camera was panning up this robot to its face

:thinkhappy: :thinkhappy: :thinkhappy: 🤔 🤔 :beautifulscreamer: :beautifulscreamer:
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The sand is coarse and rough like all the children's voices in English dubbed Kaiju films #Monsterdon #MiddleAgedWomenWhoHateChildren #Voice

Wait, is there a Motocompacto in this? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

we got a dubbed version with captions and the guy just said “damn” but the captions said “son of a bitch” lmfao i love it #Monsterdon

this kid's dubbed voice is just something else, something kinda terrible #monsterdon

"...we made the robot always smile because we know electronics are always crying on the inside."

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oh good you programmed the robot to make an incredibly annoying sound. and it does that nonstop?good

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Calling it now: that’s Chekhov’s miniature motorcycle. #Monsterdon

Pretty disturbing child abduction there....

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So jealous of this kid's rides, all of them #monsterdon

"See ya, don't die, kid".
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@strangefour Hm. Well, the movie does exhibit a certain malaise. #Monsterdon

You just know the minibike filming day was the greatest day of this kid's life

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Apparently everything is three million years old in this world

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#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Easter Island?...it's just to the east of Valentine's Day Atoll

it's in easter, as the name might suggest

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This robot has a joker smile!
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Can somebody buy that child some fucking pants that fit? #Monsterdon

“Where’s the kid?” “Oh, he drove off on a motorcycle he built, said he’d be back later, why?” #monsterdon

[looks at that disproportionally small moped]

We have fallen so far from Scootypuff Jr.'s grace...

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The kid is dubbed with a grandma's voice #monsterdon

You have to rub the funny powder on your gums to find out what is. Source: cop movies #monsterdon

Oh man, I would *kill* for one of those suitcase moped motorbike things. #Monsterdon

goddamn Ibuki-san's mural is so hip it hurts.

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Everyone drives convertibles in this film. Everything is SO cool. #monsterdon

Didn't know they had Ring doorbells in 1973 #monsterdon

that kid and his vehicles #monsterdon

Ah fuck the bad guys have access to fire.gif #monsterdon

#Monsterdon looks like he's gonna fight spider-man

Go little Honda go!

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#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Does this guy run or bounce everywhere he goes?

Love these groovy sets and music! #Monsterdon

They might want to stay clear of that Atlantis/Grahame Hancock shite.....

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It's only funny when you put it in your nose, kid #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

They made Robot Jack Nicholson! #monsterdon

their coffe table is on an furry pit?
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Time for a welding montage, as you do. #Monsterdon

Oh, guess it was just the funny cars with the steering wheels on the wrong side #monsterdon

So that’s where they keep all the Hondas. #Monsterdon

Every house needs a conversation pit and a Honda room.
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And incredible closeup of sand! Whoa!

(actually those crystals don't look right? I dunno I'm not a geologist)

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i want a tiny lil motorcycle

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The mini mini bike rocks

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Let's review:
Sand was found:
* red
* probably off their shoes

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Burglars are getting too snobbish these days. They find this guy's perfectly clean lab and his half finished robot and leave some dirt behind so they can laugh while he cleans it up.

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Ah yes, the "Honda Room" or as a normal person would say, "the garage where I park my Civic".

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#Monsterdon that conversation pit looks ssooooffffttt

oh my god, the yellow car is even better! #monsterdon

How did we ever survive our childhoods back then kid gets knocked out cold by a thug and they just shake him awake and are all like "yeah he's OK" *sheesh* #Monsterdon

"...red button, red sand, what could it mean?"
"I know, let's go to the Geology Lab!"
<montage>

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"It's a Clue! Let me just smash it to pieces with a hammer."

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There's the (Ishiro) Honda Room!

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"i don't like sand. it's coarse and rough..." #WrongMovie #monsterdon

uhh, fake flame dvice, very efficient!
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The Honda Room? Gotta make sure it's not an Accord, right? #Monsterdon

That’s a great clown costume, Pogo. #monsterdon

@Taweret earthquake ... robot ... fire ... chase - sounds like a plot to me! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon SCIENCE! and INDUSTRY!

SCIENCE! Test tubes and all! #monsterdon

They kept their shoes on in the house. UNCOOL. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@randy_s Huh, I must have seen it in MST3K form before, but I don't remember it.

Guess it's about time to start an MST3K rewatch! 😂

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@apLundell Lets show them to junior who is still traumatized by the SAT?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

It was the custom then to accompany tense car chases with jazz flute #monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they... optically composite a scaled-down molotov cocktail? really badly?

He's the cool one. You can tell because he smokes.

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Yay! Chemistry and smithing! In your own home
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@wohali same, solidarity 🤝

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That's a hell of a lot of sand to be coming off of shoes.

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Don't Look Up #monsterdon