"We're in some kind of metal box!" You can tell he's a scientist.

#monsterdon

"I reckon they mean to kill us!"

Kid, c'mon, you are NOT from the South. Well, maybe the south of Japan, but DEFINITELY not the South of the U.S.

#Monsterdon

For whomever was asking the relationship of the kid to the others, he's calling Goro "big brother" (onii chan) so I guess that's the answer.

#monsterdon

punchcard robots! #monsterdon

Is Megalon a giant bug? Is that Megalon or an additional monster character.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Jet Jaguar takes punch cards!

#monsterdon

We are the ancient aliens from the planet LasVegasia. We will take over your planet with cheap buffets, fruit machines, and bad nightclub acts. Resistance is futile, and all you can eat shrimp is on Wednesdays! #monsterdon

Megalon's kind of a drama queen #monsterdon

Wakes up. Promptly conks himself unconscious.

#monsterdon

yeah, where IS jinkawa-san? his amazing suit could surely make this situation better. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If nothing else, these villains know how to tie someone up.

Oh, now I see, his had a little megalon head on his headband. How cute!
#monsterdon

The monster is a Spotted Lantern Fly? #Monsterdon

The underwater people are pissed off about the brightly colored paddle boats I'm pretty sure #monsterdon

Let's review what we know about Megalon:

Megalon:
* big ole bug
* I don't like it
#monsterdon

I love Seatopia. It's just crazy metal Maoi head ancient lost Roman toga civilization nonsense.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Glowing Star antenna activate!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon root post even though im not watching

#Monsterdon BGG: MEGALON WAKE UP. Megalon: what, old man? Destroy the earth? Fine, whatever.

Oh, shit. It's Megalon! In ✅ A Ritual Summoning!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@RobynGoodfellow *Flying* giant drill roaches, even

#Monsterdon

Megalon! Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens! #Monsterdon

That glowing star makes Megalon look like the PSA monster.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Oh, it's metal? Is must be made of metal then!

#Monsterdon

Little known fact, Seatopia is a notorious tax haven

#monsterdon

"...and now, we return to ZARDOZ..." #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

@Taweret He lost a bet? #Monsterdon

how long till carinisation sets in with these guys? seems a little overdue to me

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon Do you think this monster and Edward Scissorhands belong to the same therapy group?

Are they cosplaying as sperm? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

#Monsterdon hurry up now, Megalon

Goddamned undersea toga libertarians always stealing our robot men

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

OH. I get it.

Looks like Earth gave Seatopia crabs, and they are MAD

#Monsterdon

They had to buy a lot of roman candles for this movie. #monsterdon

After this is over I need to go back and see if i can figure out whatever language the toga man is actually speaking. Pretty sure it's not English or Japanese.

#monsterdon

Wake up, little monster, wake up. #Monsterdon

that temple scene was like a cross-over of Springtime for Hitler and sperm scene from Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex but Never Asked

#GodzillaMegalon #Monsterdon

ah, adorable. (yikes) #monsterdon

:thisisfine:

#monsterdon

The DfBSU (department for blowing shit up) is back in action. #monsterdon

what in the hell
#Monsterdon

suddenly, megalon falls out of the time tunnel for no apparent reason

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

FUCK YEAH IT'S TOGA TIME!
Party on white dude!
We have seen him before in Dogora and Mothra.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Robert_Dunham
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#monsterdon I was hoping for more explosions

umm, if 1/3 of Seatopia was destroyed I think they have a legitimate grievance here #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bored Greek God won't send an ambassador but goes straight to shooting.

Megalon voice controlled by megamaniacal commands

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#monsterdon

oh boy, the dance is something even better than their outfit! Very "age of aquarius"
#monsterdon

Seatopia, iirc, is just west of Dinotopia. #Monsterdon

Are not the Seatopia people also "people of Earth"?

#monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegalon

I summon #Zardoz !

#Monsterdon

Megalon, come on! We told you about this appointment weeks ago! #Monsterdon

@aburka Every JRPG #monsterdon

@socketwench ?! oh you mean the dance! #PutsDownPhone #Monsterdon

Is that a Go-Pro on his head?
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

"They destroyed 1/3 of our continent! Let's summon this thing that has to destroy another 1/3rd to wake up."

#Monsterdon

WAKE UP! WAKE UP, MEGALON!

five minutes

just five more minutes

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon C-topia (they think avoiding undefined behavior safely is only a matter of willpower)

It looks like the Seatopia guy's speech was overdubbed into Japanese in my version... I wish I had the original audio

#Monsterdon

megaLEEE, magaLAAAAA, mega LAAAAAAAN

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Seatopia sounds like the name of a fizzy drink #monsterdon

Uh, wow. I ran out of words once the plastic-clad, moai-worshipping, hi-tech, undersea kingdom showed up. #monsterdon

Seriously, though, what is up with those tiaras?

#Monsterdon you know Seatopians fuck

did they... redub this guy's voice? like, his lips are speaking japanese, but it's been dubbed over with another guy speaking different japanese??? what is going on here? #monsterdon #subtitles

Dude's got as much body hair as Robin Williams! Dang.

#monsterdon

I know captions tend to sanitize things unnecessarily but I think these ones are doing the opposite, there's a lot more "shit!", "son of a bitch!" typed out here than I'd expect in a kid's movie

#Monsterdon

Why's he wearing a sweater under his toga.. Oh... oh my. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Time for the Seatopia Peace Movement to protest hard

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#monsterdon

Sea-topia!?!?
#Monsterdon

I'm just staring open-mouthed at the screen at this point.

#monsterdon

♪To war!~ To war!~ Seatopia's going to war!~♫ #Monsterdon

Woah! Seatopia 70’s sex gods! #Monsterdon

Seatopia gives Metropolis vibes. #monsterdon

I thought maybe the red button was the robot's atomic piles

But it's just a bug under a desk.

#monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

"...we call it ... CAROUSEL!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon "Now I have to go; I'm late to a togo party at the Tri-Delta house."

Seatopia was decorated by rejected interior designers from Las Vegas.

#MONSTERDON
#GodzillaVsMegalon

WHAT!!! Uh these guys on Easterest Island are SOMETHING

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It really lights up the room.

#monsterdon

Nobody has asked why geologists are building an anthropomorphic robot that may be the greatest untold #Monsterdon story tonight

Speaking as someone who has been doored*: that is not getting doored. That is carefully pausing and then rolling very slowly into the door.

Dooring is much more traumatic with a higher potential for bodily injury.

*I got away with a sprained ankle and a bruised back and was back to normal in a few weeks, but it wasn't exactly super happy fun time.

#Monsterdon

Wait? What just happened? Are these space people? #Monsterdon

this guy's wearing the first draft of connery's costume in zardox

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Didn't know there was a shower curtain sex cult in this film. #monsterdon

And here I thought Latitude Zero was just a bit too silly.

How wrong I was...

#monsterdon

so oscar wilde works with the secret undersea kingdom? i mean that does sound like him so

#monsterdon

They really spent too much on these costumes. #monsterdon

The ritual dancing bit is great.

Just great.

#Monsterdon

I am here for the Seatopia hats, tbh. #monsterdon

Man, the dubbing on toga man in Japanese is real bad. That's a first for me for these films... reverse bad dubbing.

#monsterdon

whoa, seatopia's got STYLE

#monsterdon

Yay. They turned off that noise.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Do what with Jet Jaguar Megalon guiding the dancing women on Easter Island Seatopia What now?

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#monsterdon

That's Hedly!

#Monsterdon #BlazingSaddles

what the fuck #monsterdon

SeaTopia is clearly the new rockin Disco in town. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

What even is with Seatopia's costumes?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon That is one bored Greek god.

ah, you know it's an ancient undersea society because the leader is wearing a lamee tunic. #monsterdon

Toga dude runs Seatopia, I take it? #monsterdon