#Monsterdon Dammit, Greg, were you monologuing! We *talked* about this!

Lots of head doinking. 5 stars. #Monsterdon

That yellow car is a VW right?
#monsterdon

Ooh it’s one of those cute Japanese non-ISO shipping containers #monsterdon

"He's also aware of our whole mission here" This guy is a TERRIBLE agent. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

"CONTROL, COME IN CONTROL, I SANG LIKE A BIRD, OVER" #Monsterdon

And WHY does he know your secret, moronic evil dude? #monsterdon

Unit 1: "Wait, did you tell him everything?"

#Monsterdon

Seatopians can't do robots and aren't so shit hot at chairs either #Monsterdon

I think shaking the camera during a fight scene is making me nauseous.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

Nice bit of editing from the kid hitting the wall of the box to the knocked-out bad guy at HQ. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch So far there has been no coffee in #GodzillaVsMegalon. The Watch is very disappointed.

That was a really genius move there—insulting the guy so he’ll slap you, which transmits just enough kinetic energy to break apart the chair you’re tied to. Bravo! #Monsterdon

Stick to Kaiju fight scenes, folks

#monsterdon

Jet Jaguar's nipple status lights are red too. Guess the sexbot features are still in progress. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

That little yellow convertible is AMAZING.

#Monsterdon

I'm ready for the next "car" scene to involve a unicycle. #monsterdon

And that head banging too!

#monsterdon

...So are we just gonna get twenty minutes of people bonking their heads now? #Monsterdon

The Jet Jaguar wall display has a blinking red crotch light which is impossible to unsee #monsterdon

A "container truck" apparently means a dump truck with an unsecured container in the back. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Makes note to drive on the wrong side of a road next to a semi, for 2 reasons #Monsterdon

Okay, I also like the little yellow 2-door car.

#Monsterdon

So was that head-banging

#monsterdon

And here I thought The Bourne Identity invented the shakycam fight scene #monsterdon

"He's aware of our whole story. [because I told him the whole story]"

#Monsterdon

Household tips: breakaway furniture is versatile #monsterdon

a evil guy revealing the plan? already?
#monsterdon

We’re in some kind of metal box! I can tell because it looks like a metal box! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon hold on MILLIONS of years ago??

h u n g r y t i g e r
#monsterdon

At least these guys don't turn into roaches or gorillas or rocks when you punch them. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

That's a high end fucking shipping container. For one thing it's clean. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Seatopian guy just giving away all the secrets. #Monsterdon

@trixter WANG STATUS: NOMINAL #Monsterdon

And it's Red Jacket from the top rope with the folding chair!

#Monsterdon

Love that the cheap plastic construction of the furniture proved essential to this dude’s escape plan! #monsterdon

"...surprise! You tied me up to a break apart chair!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Well, I guess that is *one* reason to keep around your shitty, DIY chair...

#monsterdon

OK, Mr. Seatopia Bad Guy, you revealed your evil plan waaaaayyyy too early.

That speech shouldn't come any earlier than the close of the 2nd act.

At the earliest!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Forget the gun! Chop the back!

jinkawa-san is really earning my vote here, he is going to BAT for his sempai and sempai's little brother. #monsterdon

Let's see, in 1972, 100,000 yen is about $277 in 1972 USD, or about $2k in today's money. Yup, I'd probably take the money and not ask any questions about what I'm dumping in the lake either...

#monsterdon

Ooh just in time for the in-depth explanation of why it's called seatopia!

>"it's under the sea"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

Yeah! You don't have this kind of violence in seatopia buddy!
#Monsterdon

This shakycam is not doing anyone any favors, honestly. #Monsterdon

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

🚨 LOOKOUT 🚨

👀 The Megalon suit was very, very heavy and difficult for the actor.

Note when the monster jumps. It takes a crew with cables to pull it up. The lead SFX guy hated the look and wanted to cut the scenes.

📢 To warn the actor inside the thick costume that a jump was about to happen, a loud whistle was used.

#GodzillaVsMegalon

saved by shoddy furniture!

#monsterdon

Ok, they need to build up an army using the robot.

Maybe that's what the red crotch light is about. They are gonna make robots the old fashioned way

#Monsterdon

Yeah Seatopians are too dumb!

#monsterdon

70s Japan, man. Gotta pin some nudies up in your truck cab because you’re a man, man. #Monsterdon

"They created oxygen and an artificial sun."

Oh, ok then

#Monsterdon

The director is carefully making the viewers forget they're watching a Godzilla movie #monsterdon

You had three million years to build your own robots....

#Monsterdon

Uh oh. Jet Jaguar's got a red light on his groin's status light. Fucking is currently out of the picture. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

I just want to say that this guy is showing you how to ROCK a two-tone turtleneck-jacket combo #monsterdon

Jeff Jaguar's first day at work.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@Taweret Question as old as time, tbh #Monsterdon

lovely, they have naked ladies on the truck cabin.
#monsterdon

Ops again, late to the show. The guy tired up in the red jacket is the hero right?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

#monsterdon I can beat you with both arms and feet tied!

Bad guys have pinups in their cab, but they don’t swear like an engineer #monsterdon

I'm glad they dubbed the fight sounds on top of...the fight sounds.

#Monsterdon

"I'm just a suspicious-looking white guy in Japan on my way to drop a shipping container into a lake. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS"

#Monsterdon

Geothermal transport elevator? Sounds nifty. #monsterdon

"We in some kind of metal box"
"Very astute, Onii-chan"

#monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

that's the biggest game of Operation i've ever seen!

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Foldable landing ears!

#monsterdon

"Um dad. Or step dad. Uncle? Um I think we're gonna die in this tin can."
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Ok, I gotta admit the flying Jet Jaguar takeoff reminds me of the rocketeer.

#Monsterdon

The fingers on the drawing of the robot are really something.

#monsterdon

You, bastard! These knots don't demonstrate proper technique!

#monsterdon

ok somehow never noticed (or forgot about) the nude pinups in the truck cab. maybe too blurry on vhs? #monsterdon

"The way I see it, it's none of our business anyway."

~ THE END ~

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon never turn your back on a robot

That time when Rasputin was hitch hiking ...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

"What's in it, anyway?"

"Shut the fuck up, Ringo, and drive like a good henchman."

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon so, what's the robot's crotch LED supposed to mean on the command board?

@foolishowl Yea. That bit seems important.
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

"reckon" ? odd.

2nd use

#monsterdon

Godzilla vs a roach infestation from the hollow Earth!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Dude, you are seriously asking to die here, truck driver man. #Monsterdon

@BeAware autocomplete picked the wrong hashtag but that is the kind of zany thing that happens on mastodon's #Monsterdon every week :blobtonguewink:

100,000 yen adjusted for inflation is about $1,500 USD.

#Monsterdon

Megalon has Baphomet on his head. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon "Yeah, I'm fine. Just sliding back and forth on MY FACE!"

#monsterdon Teletubby + Bioshock Bigdaddy Diverman = Megalon

I love how the engineer was excited to explain the robot had cameras and could avoid obstacles, but didn't mention he could fly.
#monsterdon

Such a tease of a little funk with Jet Jaguar there... c'mon, bring it back!

#monsterdon

Times like this we need to set up a libcaca ASCII stream of #monsterdon, an hour out of LA on like a 50kbps cell connection

Okay.. step 1 to world domination: Steal the toy inventor's robot. Step 2? Step 3: Profit. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

"...we have a red bulb glowing in the ... ummmm ... crotch region?"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@CactuarJoe they're dressed for the part. #monsterdon

Megalon's armored arms make him look like Left Shark #monsterdon

Jet Jaguar, jammin' #Monsterdon

@jonny nowadays we have to say sudo root post! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is the bug i picture wrestling with when i have a particularly difficult software problem at work

That's right! We've developed the technology to give robots wedgies!

Bwa-hahahahaha!

#monsterdon

@flowerpot I almost posted the same thing! 🤣 #Monsterdon

THE PENIS IS EVIL IT SHOOTS SEED. THE GUN IS GOOD IT SHOOTS DEATH
#monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon #zardoz