props to the stunt guy for falling down that hill like Homer Simpson at Springfield Gorge

#monsterdon

I like how they bothered to put an actual whole ass human in the Jet Jaguar suit, and then all he gets to do are like two poses

#monsterdon

So does the JDSF have like a whole monster battalion with the beams and stuff, ready to swing into action? I approve. #monsterdon

Yay! Beam / microwave tanks!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon sad trombone! we have sad trombone!

#monsterdon dang, reading these comments have made me lose track of the plot...

#Monsterdon this movie has more nudity than I expected for the "G" rating. Not complaining, I like boobies, just surprised.

Megalon is here.
Alert the truck drivers.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

FINALLY a panicking mob!

#monsterdon

They're about to try conventional weapons, that always works well #monsterdon

I appreciate that we spent a whole beat there watching this moth watch this person fly around them and then decide "hey I can fly too" and they fly off into the next scene

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

@brooke or your socks #Monsterdon

Megalon doing the Neo move. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow That would attract giant cats though

#Monsterdon

ah, THERE'S the military, only took em 34 minutes to show up. #monsterdon

I’m still sitting here trying to understand the point of that chase scene. It served absolutely no purpose. #Monsterdon

Ultraman is just a buzzing little mosquito to Mega-Heracross...

wait, no, he's charmed it? Is this just a retelling of Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards! ?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

The pratfalls are a blast! #Monsterdon

@amyfou We need to know their pronouns #monsterdon

That yellow car appears to be a Volkswagen 1600 TL. #monsterdon

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/ichimura-tin-friction-1966-volskwagen-76121326

Cue the footage from past Toho films. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon ...
getting started late after visiting with family, so I'll just look at the notes afterwards instead of live tooting to avoid reading all the spoilers.

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

🚨 LOOKOUT 🚨

👀 Sorry, didn't warn you in time about the Playboy pinup nudity in the cab of the truck.

Hope you averted your eyes.

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Needs a flying banana for scale.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

The Japanese Job. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

@apLundell HE WAS TWO TIRED! --dad #Monsterdon

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Ok, this car chase with jungle stairs is making up for skipping some #MarioKart time for #monsterdon
Ended in dry dry ruins too.

OH MY DAYS the trombone going wah-wah-wahhhhhhh while the motorcylist is covered in milk. That's so delicious. Chef's Kiss Emoji 500 times #monsterdon

Why invent a shiny robot to guide the stupid big bug around. They could have just used a laser pointer. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

This is what happens what you leave food out in a NYC studio apartment #monsterdon

These kaiju mating rituals are weird

#monsterdon
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I like that Megalon flies in prayer stance. God does love a beetle, after all. #Monsterdon

Yessssss here comes the jazz funk flute #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

Why did they take the Volkswagen logos off the exterior, but leave them on the pedals, and give us a closeup of the pedals? #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

Yay! A Kaiju! (not godzilla)

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

I love the way he puts his drill arms together in front of him to fly.

#Monsterdon

*WOMP WOMP*
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

*Benny Hill music

#Monsterdon

I learned to drive in a VW Type 3 Fastback a lot like that yellow car I wish mine was open top like that and had less rust it would've been SO COOL #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh that's not good for your shocks

Um, Yes cars usually win against motorcycles

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This cyclist is confusing.

#monsterdon

Short cut to the lake, or creative use of a nearby construction site? #monsterdon either way, not fun for stunt drivers

"But sir, that ramp looks suspiciously like the long shot in Hidden Fortress!"

"Look, I'll give you my luxury bento if you don't say that again."

#monsterdon

sudden Nickolodeon #monsterdon

Ha, we got a genuine bona-fide Wah-wah-waaaaah! #Monsterdon

This car chase is … well, let’s say it’s not exactly The Italian Job, despite the involvement of stairs. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial What I'm learning from this movie is that EVERY chase scene needs some flute #monsterdon

Does guys really don't know how to choose a car chase soundtrack, This is more like an elevator, or orthodontist waiting room

#monsterdon

Gol durn them Duke boys! Huh Flash?

#Monsterdon

Wait, is this a Get Smart crossover? it has that feel

#Monsterdon

The roofless car has no rear doors so i presume you're supposed to just jump into the back seat #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

This car chase is high-Larry-ous. #Monsterdon

My mom: "Uh oh, the red groin status light has gone out." #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

You gotta admit it was nice of the people who built those stairs to make the steps small enough for car tires

#Monsterdon

Slapstick right up in there!
😂
#Monsterdon

oh, oh nevermind. he just wanted to display his prowess in a whole other way. #monsterdon

@yatsu Smartest guy in the movie so far #Monsterdon

Motorcycle driver: "Ow, my balls!"

#Monsterdon

Chase scene music seems pretty chill #monsterdon

Casual, carefree car chase music, with flute and guitar and all

#monsterdon

This chase scene needs some flute #monsterdon

Dang, this is straight-up stunts! #monsterdon

that biker like, nah chief. #monsterdon

Oh a full on chase scene this time.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

There is no way in sweet fanny fuck that car is capable of offroading like that. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I'm not watching, but I've seen the movie. Y'all's comments about the two dads and the kid in short shorts are bringing it all back

"...and then we'll drive the cars down these steps!"
"Oh, so just one take?"

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#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon "And I would drive 500 steps, and I would drive 500 more, just to be the man who drove 500 steps and had no transmission any more."

That's one way to test your suspension

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMagalon

@aburka The yellow one does seem on the larger size for the time and region.

#Monsterdon

Always a handy quarry to do car tricks in when you're chasing your abducted child

Bit of slapstick at the end too!

#monsterdon

IT WENT DARK #monsterdon

More car chases than I would have expected.
#monsterdon

omghahahahahahaha this car chase is da bomb 😀

And not in the way where something explodes (at least not yet, there's still time)

#Monsterdon

That guy just radioed “unit 1” doing a fake-sick voice like he was faking calling in sick. #Monsterdon

Oof, down the stairs, so much for his shocks, transmission, and teeth, in that order :/ #Monsterdon

"He's also aware of the whole story of our mission here!"

"WHAT?! How does he know that?"

"Well I was doing the bad guy thing and explaining it to him, and..."

"YOU FOOL! WE AREN'T NEARLY FAR ENOUGH ALONG IN THIS MOVIE TO GIVE THE BAD GUY EXPOSITION YET!"

#Monsterdon

please stop trashing those cool little cars

#monsterdon

This chase scene is amazing.

#Monsterdon

only in the 70s could you drive your car down a back set of stairs. A+ #monsterdon

is the music in this car chase scene diegetic? it sounds all tinny like it's coming from someone's car radio

#monsterdon

I bet these cars are imported from Setopia

#monsterdon
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The Seatopians seem to be highly emotional and easily goaded into stupid, angry mistakes. #monsterdon #GodzillavsMegalon

#Monsterdon no time for driving globes! let's roll

@Louisa 😆
You don't know what's normal in our culture!

#Monsterdon

More jazzy chase music plus tire-squeal Foley. No complaints from me. #monsterdon

Cool camera angle.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@trixter It's Japan. These might be large cars? #monsterdon

@blogdiva explains the red prostate light #monsterdon

Watching the real stuntperson bounce around in that small car

#monsterdon

Now this is a car chase!
#Monsterdon

This scene needs more Lupin the 3rd flute music. #Monsterdon

@msh They're past masters at interpretive dance though #monsterdon

#monsterdon Damn these Japanese roads!

On the upside, we can all sleep easy knowing that the Foley artists got paid.

#monsterdon

Did they just sawzall part of the roof off that yellow car?

#Monsterdon

Now ketchup is chasing mustard!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

ugh, i love this orange car too. honestly, the whole movie could be chase scenes with the amazing cars and i would give it my entire life. #monsterdon