Ok, this car kicks ass. But I'll tell you right now they are not driving full speed in that car and hearing the radio.. #monsterdon

the lake is jst gone and they are laying there, just enjoying it?
btw, nice that we have this two bros as a couple with a child, very cosmopolitan of this movie.
#monsterdon

@nhgeek normal? all looks perfectly normal to me, this looks just like my ride #monsterdon

is his car sponsered by levi's? #monsterdon

The kid also gets to drive around in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Awesome paddle boat and a car? This kid has everything.

#monsterdon

swore I heard "condiments" instead of "continents" #monsterdon

I'll admit, I kind of dig the dune buggy

#Monsterdon

Day for night.. etc etc.. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

like how the kid in the dub sounds like a cranky middle-aged housewife #monsterdon

That's Patrick McGoohan's car from The Prisoner, right? #monsterdon

so I know a stickers, and B stickers, and C stickers, but what's a 12 sticker get you? 4 ounces of gas a month?

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon this car? yes.

Hey, kid, your lake’s all gone, but now, you’ve got a cool gorge to play in. #Monsterdon

"It would be funny if earthquakes destroyed your robot"

"haha, hilarious"

#monsterdon #foreshadowing

amazing car! i want the suit, i want the car, (i wouldn't mind the gay lover and his mildly adorable little brother too, if we have to be honest (^_^) ) #monsterdon

Bessy's hipper, sleeker sister in Japan

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon welp, that's climate change for ya

Wow, they stole Doctor Who's car. #Monsterdon

The gathering of the Megalos

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

So where did all the water go when they pulled the stopper out of the drain?
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

... ( it would have been so easy to get rid of the kid )

#Monsterdon

Okay, so: earthquake, then roiling water with weird lights, then whirlpool, now the ocean is gone? Did I get that right? #monsterdon

Putting children in harms way is a hallmark of this #Monsterdon era. I guess the kid at least has a lifejacket?

@amyfou A strong contender for the #Monsterdon meme of the week

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THAT CAR!!!!!

#GodzillaMegalon #Monsterdon

that is a groovy little car

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch has arrived and is on the job!

I have to say, giant volcanic lake toilet flush aside, the fish-shaped boat looks fun for a kid. #monsterdon

Some company that makes mall fountains really hit the jackpot in designing water features for this film. #monsterdon

Cut to: signs reading “Kaiju Lake. No Picnicking” #monsterdon

When i was a kid we played catch with lawn darts. This kid just caught a rocket.

#monsterdon

Happy music because everything is perfectly okay.

#Monsterdon

kid sounds like a distressed cat #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

Nice model work on the fissure #monsterdon

Big trouble, soundtrack has bassoons. #monsterdon

So do we think they actually drained a river to make this movie? #monsterdon

Worst change to #WorldOfWarcraft
#Monsterdon

well i guess we can tear the dams down now, for all the good it'll do the salmon

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Well. That sucked.

#monsterdon

Fissure? I hardly knew 'er!

#monsterdon

Everyone's favorite gay couple in a kaiju film.
Still the best "bachelors" living together even decades later.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Wow, it's like Lake Mead!
#Monsterdon

Feels so good when the drain is finally unclogged. #monsterdon

Who's offstage yeeting rocks at the actors? Some job #monsterdon

ah, RIP lake as well, i see. #monsterdon

The paddles! They do nothing! #monsterdon

Great! So much for our picnic spot.

#Monsterdon

A+ ride

#monsterdon

Method acting is weird because you're trying to get into the headspace of a guy scrambling up a slope in an earthquake but in real life the ground is stable and six unpaid interns are chucking fake rocks down the slope beside you.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@gnomon "just lay on your side and ... I dunno act like it's hard or something I guess" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon long-ass earthquake

@diazona Can we afford not to? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Well that escalated quuckly

Does anyone else notice how some of the boulders are rolling the wrong way up the hill? #Monsterdon

I guess this movie was made on a shoestring budget #dadjokes #monsterdon

#Monsterdon DOLPHIN TOYS FOR THE DOLPHIN GOD

Who TF has a gun powered grappling line? And who TF shoots it at their kid?? #monsterdon

@JoeWynne when I am stupid rich, I will buy one for everyone in my cult. #Monsterdon

RIP dolphin boat #monsterdon

Smart and agile kid. Excellent plot point. He DIDN'T die. (I think he will survive whatever happens in the movie.)
#Monsterdon
#godzillavsmegalon

noooooo not the dolphin boatie 😢 #monsterdon

@lysdexic you mean the rescue shoestring? that thing looked barely thick enough to hold a kite #monsterdon

Boat go down the hoooooole. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

Just two dudes and a young boy picnicking at the lake. #Monsterdon

This is why you should never forget your ACME rope launcher when going out for a picnic.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

@davesdogmaggie Can we really afford to ask those kinds of questions though

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I love that green fishboat thing

Almost lost the kid to the LED Bathtub of Doom #Monsterdon

@cheribaker His dads will do their best to help #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i can't get over this dolphin pod paddle boat

Just guys bein dudes, having a picnic near a monster filled lake. What's better than this!

#Monsterdon

Rok-San and the Rolling Rocks - my new band

#monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon My dud why did you wait so long to send the rescue rope?

"my god what's that"

Bioluminescence?

#Monsterdon

It does look like he would be better off jumping in the water and swimming. #monsterdon

Wait a second, is how is this boat powered?

#monsterdon

And now for a typical #monsterdon day out at the lake with a child and his two gay dads! (One is an English lit professor. Guess which.)

That dry ice & strobe light effect is pretty convincing!

#monsterdon

Helluva rocket aim with a prone shot!

#GodzillaVsMegalon
#monsterdon

Convenient rocket is convenient.

#Monsterdon

A rope launcher! #Monsterdon

"Do you think it's okay if the kid goes out and plays on a boat thing that he doesn't know how to use?"

"Yeah, it's fine, he's got a life jacket. It's fine. Look, he's having fun!"

#monsterdon

I want to immerse myself in this movie's entire aesthetic.

#Monsterdon

Oh, I've seen this scene in Godzilla Minus One.

Goodbye, kid.

#Monsterdon

poundland's solar globes are really stepping up their game

#monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

someone under there needs to tone down the LED light show, you're scaring the poor kid. #monsterdon

Joey, have you ever been in an atomic bath?

#Monsterdon

Introducing the toy I coveted most as a very small child.
That dumb dolphin paddle boat was all I ever wanted under the Christmas tree.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

I guess Anguirus (the stegosaur thing) is in this one too, forgot about that #monsterdon

Laser-guided mashed potatoes are erupting from the lake #monsterdon

#Monsterdon No drop and cover drills in Japan?

As always Godzilla fashion is On Point. #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegalon

#Monsterdon don't worry, the kid will be fine in the water during the earthquake. They can just ride the tsunami in, when its over

oops i didn’t get a snack before the movie started #Monsterdon

@aburka Yeah that makes sense, personally I just took it as a toot break

😛

#Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic

That thing is ridiculous. I must have one!

#Monsterdon

...You're gonna shoot the kid with a rocket? #Monsterdon

The interns had a lot of fun rolling those rocks at the actors

#Monsterdon

starting a few mins behind but WE GOT MOVIE SIGN #monsterdon #godzillavsmegalon

That transport has efficiency problems, but there's big dick energy to overcome it #monsterdon