The GΙ’Κα΄sα΄α΄Κ uniforms really do look like WalMart uniforms. #monsterdon
"The person who said that? He's dead now." #monsterdon
@otheorange_tag gotta catch 'em all .. eggymon #Godzilla #monsterdon #pokemon
Gonna be finding house-sized cicada husks. #Monsterdon
Hey movie: show, don't tell #monsterdon
#MONSTERDON
Look, it really isn't your fault.
Well, it is, but thanks for justifying our budget!
@brion ZORRRAK! <3 #monsterdon
@yatsu They died as they lived, sticky and drunk. #Monsterdon
Yikes!! Goo spray then chomps. Then Metamorphosis!!
I'm geeking out!!!
#monsterdon Kinda eats like the Creeping Terror.
So was the egg sucked into the world by the wormhole? I don't want to wait for another infodump on this point #monsterdon
one pair of headphones, and one empty paper cup, two peoples' lives reduced to their barest essentials. #monsterdon
I dunno. As first dates go I've had worse. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
that all felt very Heisei Gamera Trilogy
I'm not sure what happened, but it sure was gooey. #Monsterdon
That was a little more grisly than I expect from these.
Gamera would never.
That was a brutal sequence.
And he didn't even get a beer.
#monsterdon
@fufu well, there should be code to catch that! #monsterdon
So HE'S dead. #Monsterdon
Brundlefly is HUNGRY!
And THAT'S why you don't just wander off! #monsterdon
Dude. Smoking will kill ya. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Yeah, move on Megaguirus, they're not worth it. #Monsterdon
That "Bob and Doug MacKenzie Japanese Edition" pair are delightful #Monsterdon
"Wait for me here!" "Okay!" he says, wandering off before he even hits the second syllable #Monsterdon
Oh god, it's this movie's Laurel and Hardy -_-; #Monsterdon
Damn i wish Hellboy would show up.
I don't understand why the kid threw the egg in the sewer. Why mess with it at all? #monsterdon
"Godzilla has nowhere to hide" He's a living fusion reactor the size of a large skyscraper. How could he hide anywhere? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
now this is some dubbing
mega egg leading to tiny eggs -- it's an eggception #monsterdon
Damn it kid! This is how we get sewer xenomorphs. Someone call the ninja turtles to clean this up.
#Monsterdon
Maybe they need to send flamethrowers down into the sewers #monsterdon
@Louisa Ma'am this isn't AMERICA. #Monsterdon
@Taweret Maybe black hole got a little scrambled in translation? #monsterdon
#monsterdon Brown noser
@Louisa _Particularly_ in Japan. Totally normal. Which just shows you how much of an AU this really is. #monsterdon
I thought maybe she was gonna shoot the guy questioning her tragic backstory. #Monsterdon
A bullet is a stupid place to put an emergency transmitter. #monsterdon
"come quickly to the rescue"? Dude, do you see her working out? She could bench press you one-handed. #Monsterdon
"can I test it? by firing it at you?" #monsterdon
Maybe it is just me but I feel like a bullet isn't very safe for delicate electronics, but I'm no expert
#monsterdon
"Why do you need to be fit when you're gonna make Godzilla disappear up his own butthole, huh?"
LMAO I might love this movie #Monsterdon
@apLundell π #monsterdon
she should absolutely trainwreck this geek. right here. in the gym. right now. #monsterdon
you can't say 'make godzilla disappear up his own butthole'
gamera is a friend to children
That egg makes noises like an old man eating a tomato D: #Monsterdon
is it just me or is this movie slower than the others? #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
"The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."
Oh crap the misogynist kid is a super villain now.
#Monsterdon
"There is no parking in the red zone" #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
#monsterdon That's right put it done there with the Japanese C.H.U.D.s
"Are you a GΙ’Κα΄sα΄α΄Κ? But you're a woman?"
Gabage Karen
this egg is too soggy. itβs no fun any more #monsterdon
But how are the tiny cooking robots dealing with all this? #Monsterdon
I think I'm going to like Tokyo."
The kitchens are nicer.
Hasn't anyone taught that dude basic gym etiquette? Don't talk to the lady in the middle of her workout #monsterdon
2001 was a bad year for mosquitoes
#monsterdon
"Oo an egg! I'll take it home and hide it in my bed and it'll be my new best fr-OH GOD IT'S EATING ME OH GOD AAAAAAUGHAUGHAUGH" #Monsterdon
Freaky misty egg thing screams "DO NOT TOUCH!" so of course kiddo picks it up guaranteed #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Of course the kid finds it.
Fun Fact: When I was a small child in rural Alabama, I thought cicada song was just the sound the air made when it was super hot and gross outside. #Monsterdon
That kid's gonna win the science fair with that egg thing. If it doesn't hatch and eat everyone first.
"You're a woman. Why are you fighting Godzilla."
Hey fuck you kid.
#Monsterdon
Sliders-ass graphics :P #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Chekhov's Wormhole.
Maybe you shouldn't have punched a hole in space time in the Earth's atmosphere. Shit's just gonna fall in form less savory dimensions.
#Monsterdon
@brion Co-opted by the Patriarchy #monsterdon
@sean Well it would make some sense that a wormhole is near the ggrabbers #ChecksMath #monsterdon
Kid sheβs clearly deciding whether she needs to execute you, donβt pull this βbut youβre a womanβ bit. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Maybe mullet chef can make curried tamago out of that metallic egg #monsterdon
"Are you in Ggrasper?"
"No, I got the hat wholesale." #Monsterdon
Slap that kid
Women are famously pro-Godzilla. #Monsterdon
can you keep a secret like I can? like how i won't tell anyone where your body is buried? #monsterdon
"Can you keep a secret?" STRANGER DANGER! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Schools out for summer . Schools out for ever. School is in another dimension. Another dimension.
#Monsterdon
"...first rule of wormhole club is ... don't talk about wormhole club."
So is this a successful test? Wormhole was not mentioned before.
Thinking these guys think a black hole is a Wiley E Coyote hole that is dark, ngl. #monsterdon
So the plan is to build an orbital platform that can fire synthetic black holes down to the surface of the Earth?
You know, There may also be military uses.
rainbow in the wild #monsterdon #pride
@Taweret In this timeline they found Oxygen Destroyers to be too scary #monsterdon
Love that the black hole firing code is a series of emoji
#monsterdon
At last, the greatest ofensive weapon known to man -- the Dunkin' Donuts Cannon. #Monsterdon
@apLundell welp, I bet it sounds DIFFERENT π #monsterdon
so they're launching sonic the black hole at it. that's sonic, right? sonic. #monsterdon
@apLundell in Japanese it would be ggrasperu (no offense intended) #monsterdon
#monsterdon black hole gun wonβt you come
and wash away the planet
maybe we SHOULDN'T create black holes? idk
"Kid, that test firing was NC-17" #monsterdon
I have seen the future and it looks like a Solo Jazz cup #Monsterdon
@apLundell
No it does not
And then the Earth is sucked in and everybody dies, the end. #Monsterdon
Was that a code or a pictographic depiction of Sea World? #Monsterdon
Is the kid about to be Bruce Banner? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Put on your protective Blue Blockers
Safety sunglasses: check!
Okay. Megamaser is pretty cool. Also: Always wear protection everybody. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus