The Gɢʀᴀsᴘᴇʀ uniforms really do look like WalMart uniforms. #monsterdon

"The person who said that? He's dead now." #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag gotta catch 'em all .. eggymon #Godzilla #monsterdon #pokemon

Gonna be finding house-sized cicada husks. #Monsterdon

Hey movie: show, don't tell #monsterdon

#MONSTERDON

Look, it really isn't your fault.

Well, it is, but thanks for justifying our budget!

@brion ZORRRAK! <3 #monsterdon

@yatsu They died as they lived, sticky and drunk. #Monsterdon

Yikes!! Goo spray then chomps. Then Metamorphosis!!
I'm geeking out!!!

#Monsterdon
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#monsterdon Kinda eats like the Creeping Terror.

So was the egg sucked into the world by the wormhole? I don't want to wait for another infodump on this point #monsterdon

one pair of headphones, and one empty paper cup, two peoples' lives reduced to their barest essentials. #monsterdon

I dunno. As first dates go I've had worse. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

that all felt very Heisei Gamera Trilogy

#monsterdon

I'm not sure what happened, but it sure was gooey. #Monsterdon

That was a little more grisly than I expect from these.

Gamera would never.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

That was a brutal sequence.

And he didn't even get a beer.
#monsterdon

@fufu well, there should be code to catch that! #monsterdon

So HE'S dead. #Monsterdon

Brundlefly is HUNGRY!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

And THAT'S why you don't just wander off! #monsterdon

Dude. Smoking will kill ya. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Yeah, move on Megaguirus, they're not worth it. #Monsterdon

That "Bob and Doug MacKenzie Japanese Edition" pair are delightful #Monsterdon

"Wait for me here!" "Okay!" he says, wandering off before he even hits the second syllable #Monsterdon

Oh god, it's this movie's Laurel and Hardy -_-; #Monsterdon

Damn i wish Hellboy would show up.

#Monsterdon

I don't understand why the kid threw the egg in the sewer. Why mess with it at all? #monsterdon

"Godzilla has nowhere to hide" He's a living fusion reactor the size of a large skyscraper. How could he hide anywhere? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

now this is some dubbing

#monsterdon

mega egg leading to tiny eggs -- it's an eggception #monsterdon

Damn it kid! This is how we get sewer xenomorphs. Someone call the ninja turtles to clean this up.
#Monsterdon

Maybe they need to send flamethrowers down into the sewers #monsterdon

@Louisa Ma'am this isn't AMERICA. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Maybe black hole got a little scrambled in translation? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Brown noser

@Louisa _Particularly_ in Japan. Totally normal. Which just shows you how much of an AU this really is. #monsterdon

I thought maybe she was gonna shoot the guy questioning her tragic backstory. #Monsterdon

A bullet is a stupid place to put an emergency transmitter. #monsterdon

"come quickly to the rescue"? Dude, do you see her working out? She could bench press you one-handed. #Monsterdon

"can I test it? by firing it at you?" #monsterdon

Maybe it is just me but I feel like a bullet isn't very safe for delicate electronics, but I'm no expert
#monsterdon

"Why do you need to be fit when you're gonna make Godzilla disappear up his own butthole, huh?"

LMAO I might love this movie #Monsterdon

@apLundell 👀 #monsterdon

she should absolutely trainwreck this geek. right here. in the gym. right now. #monsterdon

you can't say 'make godzilla disappear up his own butthole'

gamera is a friend to children

#monsterdon

That egg makes noises like an old man eating a tomato D: #Monsterdon

is it just me or is this movie slower than the others? #monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

"The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."
Oh crap the misogynist kid is a super villain now.
#Monsterdon

"There is no parking in the red zone" #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#monsterdon That's right put it done there with the Japanese C.H.U.D.s

"Are you a Gɢʀᴀsᴘᴇʀ? But you're a woman?"

#monsterdon

Gabage Karen

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

this egg is too soggy. it’s no fun any more #monsterdon

But how are the tiny cooking robots dealing with all this? #Monsterdon

I think I'm going to like Tokyo."
The kitchens are nicer.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Hasn't anyone taught that dude basic gym etiquette? Don't talk to the lady in the middle of her workout #monsterdon

2001 was a bad year for mosquitoes
#monsterdon

"Oo an egg! I'll take it home and hide it in my bed and it'll be my new best fr-OH GOD IT'S EATING ME OH GOD AAAAAAUGHAUGHAUGH" #Monsterdon

Freaky misty egg thing screams "DO NOT TOUCH!" so of course kiddo picks it up guaranteed #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Of course the kid finds it.

Fun Fact: When I was a small child in rural Alabama, I thought cicada song was just the sound the air made when it was super hot and gross outside. #Monsterdon

That kid's gonna win the science fair with that egg thing. If it doesn't hatch and eat everyone first.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

"You're a woman. Why are you fighting Godzilla."
Hey fuck you kid.
#Monsterdon

Sliders-ass graphics :P #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Chekhov's Wormhole.

Maybe you shouldn't have punched a hole in space time in the Earth's atmosphere. Shit's just gonna fall in form less savory dimensions.
#Monsterdon

@brion Co-opted by the Patriarchy #monsterdon

@sean Well it would make some sense that a wormhole is near the ggrabbers #ChecksMath #monsterdon

Kid she’s clearly deciding whether she needs to execute you, don’t pull this “but you’re a woman” bit. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Maybe mullet chef can make curried tamago out of that metallic egg #monsterdon

"Are you in Ggrasper?"
"No, I got the hat wholesale." #Monsterdon

Slap that kid

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Women are famously pro-Godzilla. #Monsterdon

can you keep a secret like I can? like how i won't tell anyone where your body is buried? #monsterdon

"Can you keep a secret?" STRANGER DANGER! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Schools out for summer . Schools out for ever. School is in another dimension. Another dimension.
#Monsterdon

"...first rule of wormhole club is ... don't talk about wormhole club."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

So is this a successful test? Wormhole was not mentioned before.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Thinking these guys think a black hole is a Wiley E Coyote hole that is dark, ngl. #monsterdon

So the plan is to build an orbital platform that can fire synthetic black holes down to the surface of the Earth?

You know, There may also be military uses.

#monsterdon

rainbow in the wild #monsterdon #pride

@Taweret In this timeline they found Oxygen Destroyers to be too scary #monsterdon

Love that the black hole firing code is a series of emoji
#monsterdon

At last, the greatest ofensive weapon known to man -- the Dunkin' Donuts Cannon. #Monsterdon

@apLundell welp, I bet it sounds DIFFERENT 👀 #monsterdon

so they're launching sonic the black hole at it. that's sonic, right? sonic. #monsterdon

@apLundell in Japanese it would be ggrasperu (no offense intended) #monsterdon

#monsterdon black hole gun won’t you come
and wash away the planet

maybe we SHOULDN'T create black holes? idk

#monsterdon

"Kid, that test firing was NC-17" #monsterdon

I have seen the future and it looks like a Solo Jazz cup #Monsterdon

@apLundell
No it does not

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

And then the Earth is sucked in and everybody dies, the end. #Monsterdon

Was that a code or a pictographic depiction of Sea World? #Monsterdon

Is the kid about to be Bruce Banner? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Put on your protective Blue Blockers

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Safety sunglasses: check!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Gɢʀᴀsᴘᴇʀ?

Does that sound cooler in Japanese?

#monsterdon

Okay. Megamaser is pretty cool. Also: Always wear protection everybody. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus