I do my little turn on the catwalk. #monsterdon

That 0.5 second pool splashdown shot deserves an Oscar #Monsterdon

Godzilla kills bugs...DEAD! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh shit! How did this movie know my mastodon password?

BRB, I'm gonna have to change the dolphin to another, more secure animal.

Who wears a badge like that #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Putting your Rasengan cannon on a satellite *might* make a little easier to shoot at Godzilla wherever he shows up, but its just asking for a supervillain to take over the control system and start blasting cities from orbit. It probably also violates several arms control treaties.

#monsterdon However, I do NOT give the JSDF 10/10 for their wormhole protection security.

PROTIP: If you accidentally make a wormhole with your Rasengan cannon, be sure to watch it! Don't leave your wormholes unattended! They might lead to the nightmare tentacle dimension, and/or the Founders might use them to send a Jem'Hadar invasion fleet through. Either way, you have problems.

You guys get a 2/10 for wormhole security, tops.

#Monsterdon ANTI-GODZILLA FORCE: So we made a black hole gun, so we can shoot Godzilla from space. But alas, the black hole is too big! We need a smaller black hole so I guess we don't also destroy the city Godzilla is attacking. This is a very important job. Anyway, what did you say you did again?
BASEBALL CAP GUY: I made tiny robots that cook curry.
ANTI-GODZILLA FORCE: Outstanding! You're hired immediately! Make our black hole gun shoot smaller black holes!

Ahahahaha!
Wait why does Megaguiras have abs? He has an 8 pack!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon every country must have a secret research project lol

#Monsterdon okay so police lady is really from the SPECIAL ANTI GODZILLA UNIT, which includes at least one statistics major and a guy who has a chessboard next to his computer.

Gonna guess that maybe they want the baseball cap nerd to build a bigger robot? That could be wrong though. I'm still not sure why he wanted to impress the children though.

Also, slightly sad that Osaka got destroyed. RIP in peace Osaka; your Takoyakis will be missed.

Just wrapped-up this new Godzilla drawing in celebration of this Monsterdon presentation of Godzilla VS Megaguirus!
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#GodzillaVsMegaguirus #Monsterdon #Art

#Monsterdon Pleased with the infantry vs Godzilla violence, but think that you might need more than one infantry squad to effectively battle a giant Kaiju.

Also, I like that Godzilla smashes buildings when he's bored.

It's on! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon not today ggraspers

This seems fine #Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social
tbh there should be age restrictions and maybe some training requirements #Monsterdon

I wonder if there’s a tally of how many movies Shibuya Crossing has appeared in. #Monsterdon

I beg to differ.
Godzilla is not just a lizard.
#Monsterdon

In conclusion, this guy's wardrobe, huh?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon New character, the Insect-Collecting-Child, just dropped. Pleased that he slipped through the JSDF security picket.

Also, we have a black hole gun now. I agree with the guy in the suit that this was an utterly crazy plan.

@Taweret

Thank you so much for an another fiery #Monsterdon !!

@Taweret thanks again! and the moral of the story is: keep firing that black hole gun, it will eventually work (sort of). and make backups! #monsterdon

I dunno, on the one hand that movie had nothing to say and said it badly. On the other hand, it was two giant monsters beating the shit out of each other while an inconsequential human story plays out awkwardly around them, so in a way it was truly the purest of Godzilla experiences. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Oh heavens, is there to be more Godzilla movies despite the black hole. Who could have predicted that? #monsterdon

HE'S O-KAY FOLKS, GODZILLA IS O-KAY! All part of the show here at the Tokyo Giant Monster Fight and Grill! #Monsterdon

Another Monsterdon in the can!

We had ancient dragonflies that mutated into a giant monster with teeth and deadly sonic wings.

Godzilla, along with Japan, was all in on going green, though he couldn't resist some purple frosted tips.

And don't forget the black hole / wormhole satellite gun thing.

Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting!

Looking forward for next week's adventure!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Shoutout to the guy in the Megaguirus suit, truly the most believable giant bug I've ever seen a man play. #Monsterdon #MethodActing

that kid's shocked pikachu face lol #monsterdon post-credits scene

okay, yes, she did in fact land in Shibuya Public Pool. okay then. #monsterdon

https://retro.pizza/@strangefour/110528942157593223

#Monsterdon Oh no the lady scientist has a REVENGE QUEST against Godzilla... and they're using plasma weapons (very #xcom) but are now working on... a CGI Black Hole Gun.

Oh no... this black hole gun sounds like bad news. Like super bad news. Like extra bad arms race bad news.

Maybe you should just ignore the plague of Kaijus rather than making a new hubristic black hole superweapon to stop them?

#monsterdon that freeze frame ending. So good

Well that was an awkward frame to end on. Goodnight everyone! :D :D :D #Monsterdon

that was a weird line and shot to end on

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

...and with Godzilla defeated, the Gɢʀᴀsᴘᴇʀ force can return to Wal*Mart.

#monsterdon

NOW they're thinking with portals...
#monsterdon

Ejects into pool!! Then disses Bandage Boy with barely taking a breath! Nice!

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#Monsterdon The SPECIAL ANTI GODZILLA UNIT gives me real #xcom vibes, only fighting a kaiju instead of aliens, and with 90s computers everywhere and like a warehouse instead of an underground base.

But there's still the pilot, the engineer (baseball cap guy), the childhood-friend scientist Yoshisawa, the soldiers, the base technicians and all the other secret XCOM departments, with Fujimora as the player character

@Zerofactorial on the other hand, she did surf godzilla for a few moments #monsterdon

"All because of your gross stupidity" wow don't pull any punches... and now you've actually punched him so ok! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble! #monsterdon #mst3k

godzilla is attacking the science institute to protest the science in this movie #monsterdon

this also isn't how orbits work #monsterdon

@moira mating rituals are different for some? #JustSpitballin #monsterdon

@trixter yeah, a total fakeout with that shot! #monsterdon

"...a chopper! I'm going out there myself! Maybe Godzilla will play chess with me."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

It must be fun for the model makers to look at Tokyo architecture and think about what would be cool to destroy

#Monsterdon

That Godzilla head shake was brilliant.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

"He's right behind me isn't he?"
Zorak is a sneaky bastard.
#GodzillavsMegaguirus #Monsterdon

Oh no. Something going wrong with the incredibly destructive technology that has literally not worked correctly once in this entire flick. Who could have foreseen that! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

This Megaguirus is just Scyther

#Monsterdon

why dont we just build godzilla his own nuclear power plant so he'll leave ours alone?

#monsterdon

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly #monsterdon

"He's heading right for Tokyo!"

HOW ARE YOU SHOCKED BY THIS #Monsterdon

Ah good, the scene where a professor explains the absurd plot. That's my favorite part of any monster film.

#monsterdon

"...like a queen bee, but with sonic boom wings and a bazillion teeth."

"so, nothing like a bee"

"Well ... if you want to get technical about it."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Noooooo not Shibuya 109 where will i get the hottest styles now #Monsterdon

#monsterdon love the eye contact. These two have chemistry

@ModusMatt anyone taken "ggraspers.social" yet?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla CC: Is this the Rapture?

@Taweret it's the ocean algae costume that godzilla wore to the Met Gala

[source: https://jorts.horse/@fufu/110370114293800144]

#monsterdon

ready to launch orbital DEET sir!

not yet! i want to see that lizard suffer!

#monsterdon

Me on every camping trip I've ever been on. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

whew it's like Winnipeg in July here #Monsterdon

Sorry, I spent all my time programming the horny nurse character, the program doesn't do anything

#Monsterdon

Haaaa best brush-off ever #Monsterdon

Random hacker boy's idea of a cool program is embarrassing #monsterdon

#monsterdon Elsewhere...

#monsterdon u mean humans played God and unleashed something bad? That never happens in movies

Ok maybe don’t take “don’t run, fight it” advice from the guy who died fighting it #Monsterdon

"Why you gotta be fit when you're gonna make Godzilla disappear up his own butt hole."
The most beautiful line of poetry I have heard all year.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon sewer workers voice

These are like the eggesses in the first Hellboy movie.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@fufu No gangsters to liven things up.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@videograndpa "Badges?! we don't need no steenken badges!" #wrongMovie #monsterdon

i wasn't allowed to play with wormholes when i was a kid

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero
Imagined charisma ?
Or nepotism
#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero cheap labour -- story of research assistants and postdocs all over the world #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Yeah, didn't specify just what they expected our friend to do #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Mullet quotas. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#monsterdon My least favorite thing in kaiju movies: kids.

#monsterdon so why are they recruiting this guy instead of actual trained scientists or engineers?

#monsterdon this blackhole thing can't possibly go wrong

#monsterdon Run away!

Every single time someone says "Fire at will!" a little voice in my head says, "Which one's Will?" #Monsterdon

"Hey, you little shits!! What did I tell you about nuclear power!!!" —Godzilla

#Monsterdon

"Yes that's right it's ME! The narrator with the deeper, more sinister voice!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Increasingly convinced that baseball cap guy is the ANTI-GODZILLA-SQUAD's official office flirt, going after both Major Ears and Vendetta Science Lady.

#Monsterdon The low poly airplane drops a raft so the crew can collect purple boogers from an insect husk. An Important Mission!

Also, I am mildly annoyed that I though Major Ears' name was Fujimori, when it is Tsujimori.

#Monsterdon The Griffon Fighter looks like it needs more polygons.

#Monsterdon And with narrative efficiency, Insect Collecting Child has told Major Ears that he made the Very Smart Decision of dumping the giant monster egg into a rain gutter.

I feel slightly bad for Insect Collecting Child, but he also has possibly doomed humanity.

#Monsterdon ...and RIP Headphone guy and shopping girlfriend. We are sure that you had rich inner lives before you became monster bug food.

#Monsterdon New characters dropped:
* Overworked Construction Dudes
* Headphone Guy With Smoking Problem
* Headphone Guy's Girlfriend Who Takes Time Shopping
* Ominous Giant Bug

I am afraid that somebody might get eaten.

#Monsterdon Not sure what the correct way to deal with a giant monster egg is, but its probably not "dump it in a rain gutter and hope for the best."

#Monsterdon and back to Tokyo, so the monster movie can taunt me with smart, walkable development that is illegal to build in most American cities.

@RobynGoodfellow
#Monsterdon

now *there's* a movie somebody needs to make:

Godzilla vs. Rover

(in which Portmeirion gets reduced to cinders...

you can piss off both fans of "The Prisoner" *and* fans of early 20th century Italian architecture; what's not to like?)

#Monsterdon glad the approach to the insect collecting kid skipping past their security is just to ask him to keep a secret.

To be fair, most people would probably NOT believe a child who said they saw the army testing a giant rasengan cannon, so I give this approach a 10/10.

#Monsterdon Be sure to shout "RASENGAN!!!" whenever you fire your black hole gun.

@Louisa wants to be first to queue for a role in "That '90s Show" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Fair point. Well made. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus