why does our elite kaiju fighting unit have to dress like we work at wal-mart?

#monsterdon

"...we mustn't make the same mistake, right?"

"huh? Oh, yeah, right, sure, whatever"

"ummmmmm...."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@cheribaker oh THAT explains it #monsterdon

So red alert is an unconfirmed heat signature out at sea? Where do you escalate to if godzilla actually emerges from the ocean? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ooh fancy looking weapon.

now _this_ building looks like a doctor who set. some real UNIT vibes here #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe or a .. and wait for it... Mega maser #monsterdon

You know it's summer because of the deafening cicada noise. #Monsterdon

Some people, when confronted with a kaiju, think “I know, I'll use a black hole.” Now they have two problems.
#monsterdon

Jesus god no, please, not the Japanese children's television D: #Monsterdon

Aw, I thought this was a simple conjuring trick, but it turns out it was only miniaturized cooking robots. What a let down.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow "Safety Third!" #monsterdon

"Let's hit the Earth's surface with a black hole. That will stop Godzilla."
WHAAAAT!?
#GodzillavsMegaguirus #Monsterdon

miniaturized "man-made" black hole being described by a lady scientist #monsterdon

I'd be running too kid if that show was on TV.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

How did they have two named female characters in such a long scene without having them speak to one another? #monsterdon

#MONSTERDON

In 1996, a crack kaiju unit was sucked into a miniature black hole for a crime they didn't commit. These monsters promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Osaka underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as forces of destruction. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire

The G-Team.

This sure escalated quickly. #Monsterdon

"We have to be careful not to damage the planet" First time for everything I guess. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

"So ... the plan is to make a black hole on Earth, make is small so it can fit on a rocket, shoot it into space, and have it suck up Godzilla?"

"Yeah, basically."

"Huh, cool, cool."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

So wait, you guys tried bazookas and that didn't work, so you're jumping to a BLACK HOLE!???

You maybe want to try working your way up to the world-ending doomsday devices? Maybe shoot Godzilla with a lazer first? #Monsterdon

"we must be careful not to damage the planet" yeah that seems important #monsterdon

"I love this plan! I'm happy to be a part of it!" #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

self employed vs working in a science lab and the lad replies "I have no wish to die young" -- speakin the truth about #academia #science in #monsterdon

Yes this black hole seems like an extremely safe thing to open on the surface of the Earth... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I forgot a lot of sloppy science with black holes in this one.

"keep it prisoner" in a ... black hole. That's... that's not how black holes work. #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Don't tell me the self defense forces have a critical need for egg-beater bots #monsterdon

sending godzilla to the phantom zone? that's what we're doing?

#monsterdon

People keep talking about this #monsterdon business, but I don't get it. I guess I'm just not a Godzilla-grasper... 😔

So much tragic backstory... #Monsterdon

If we can't destroy Godzilla, we'll destroy the Universe!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@otheorange_tag You can have my portion #monsterdon

#monsterdon Section 3 is in charge of merchandise.

Narrow streets must be claustrophobic for Godzilla.

#monsterdon

You brought 'er you Ggrasper. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@Zerofactorial Mullet is a tough meat to cook? #JustSpitballen #monsterdon

@strangefour Good to see him still getting some work. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#monsterdon G Graspers?!?! Pray tell just what kind of G are we trying for?

Not the strongest control room design we've seen. C+ at best. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Why exactly do they need mullet chef at HQ? #monsterdon

nothing can defeat our wall of beige tower computers! nothing! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe #RaisesHandSlowly #Monsterdon

Ned? Ned the Nanite?
#GodzillavsMegaguirus #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @otheorange_tag mutual sanitation #monsterdon

G-Graspers ..... <snicker>

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Oh the hotblooded heroine is the hotblooded VILLAIN? Jeez, she was already hot enough, guys. #Monsterdon

Every floor of the base is number 6 in a font that makes it look like a G. #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Or maybe the one robot cleans the other robot and vice versa #monsterdon

"Plasma power"?

So ... fusion? I guess?

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial
Just give the whole mess to the dishwasher in back

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

That is way more work than just sleight of hand would be #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial dishwasher safe? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Guard sounded like Peter Lorre

@yatsu Now they're taking him to their headquarters -- their G-Spot. #Monsterdon

i want tiny cooking robots :(

#monsterdon

so ... that security guard's voice actor always wanted to be Peter Lorre and this was his one shot and he took it? #monsterdon

Come work for Ggrasper! Grasp Godzilla by the balls!
#Monsterdon

#MONSTERDON

MIB HQ has really gone downhill

now I want curry on rice served by microbots #monsterdon

Tiny robots, something children have never displayed any interest in
#monsterdon

is this group called the G Graspers??? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "Miniature cooking robots? BORING." #Monsterdon

Pants are color coordinated with the SUV. Slick!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Those bots have got to be a pain to clean afterwards #monsterdon

Plus...SMol Lego Bots! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

"Whaaat, he just used incredibly micro-sized autonomous robots that he clearly made himself from scratch? How laaaaaame" #Monsterdon

“bah it’s a trick.” dude those are the coolest little robots ever #monsterdon

This will be a good one. Kids who talk like middle aged women spark joy in me #Monsterdon

pretty sure they had those little guys on the Satellite of Love during the mike era #monsterdon

Iron Chef Godzilla #monsterdon

This “trick” is so much more elaborate than whatever these kids could have expected, including magic. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Oh no. Not an Omni dub. That lady with the bazooka has voiced to many little anime boys.
#GodzillavsMegaguirus #Monsterdon

Transformers original form was for fixing curry rice.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@morganmay He's like my cat headbutting all the shoulder buttons on my controller when I'm trying to play Zelda, just wrecking anything without even meaning to. #Monsterdon

bazooka lady is an avenger #monsterdon #marvel #mashup

Godzilla loves baseball. I believe this in my soul
#Monsterdon

"You can tell it's the future because cops wear electric blue pants now" #Monsterdon

Maniacal look and laugh! She's our new leader!

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Are you paying attention? Now, this is how to eat. #monsterdon

Seriously though. That was their big plan? "We're going to shoot at it with bazookas?" Where did they think that was going to go? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@sean "Janie's gotta gun!🎶 Whole things come undone..." #ProllyNotAEuphemism #monsterdon

Hey, the hotblooded hero is a hotblooded heroine, twist #Monsterdon

I love this reality where people know with 100% certainty that Godzilla will come and destroy everything if they build nuclear plants, but they do it anyway

Feels very realistic, knowing what I know about humanity

#Monsterdon

That title screen went pretty hard. #Monsterdon

Now she gets his ruby combat boots. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

well, the good news is, she's not the love interest... #monsterdon

Bazooka troopas vs Godzilla doesn't seem effective or like a good idea. You have to get in tail swatting range to fire my dudes. That is not healthy.
#vsMegaguirus #Monsterdon

#godzilla used tail call optimization #monsterdon

@moira He. Is. Pumped. Up. #monsterdon

Godzilla is basically just a big kitty cat who wants to run his face against things
#monsterdon

i like this opening scene, even though it’s like: what were you thinking taking on godzilla with weapons you can carry on foot? you aren’t mutant super-soldiers! #monsterdon

Bazooka Jane is determined.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Let's use the bazookas that have never worked before! Just get closer!

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Godzilla's back plates get more elaborate with each version. Godzilla (3001) is just gonna be a stegosaur. #Monsterdon

Godzilla's been using a lot of product on his back. Looks pretty gnarly #monsterdon

extra large back fins this time or is it just me? #monsterdon

destroy the financial district, godzilla. make the people happy

#monsterdon

@Taweret Oscar the Grouch, work it! Werk it! #monsterdon

Wait is this some Omni dub?
Garbage cans disturbed. Car on fire flies through the air. Just another Sunday with Godzilla.
#Monsterdon