@trixter Just the parts that aren't covered in water. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
I am still unconvinced that this weapon isn't going to destroy the planet. #Monsterdon
I want to see them for the weapon into the ocean and it sucks up all Earth's water.
#monsterdon
the black hole would just fill up with water, you see, and there would be no room for godzilla
@moira This movie has NO IDEA WTF a black hole is, preety sure #monsterdon
this is unix, he knows this #monsterdon
Chess dude is giving off some heavy nihilistic vibes. I think he wants the black hole gun to put him out of his misery.
Wait. Did these giant ancient dragonflies build a beaver damn to flood the city so they could lay more eggs?
#Monsterdon
@fufu A fish? #DoesTheMathAgain #monsterdon
black holes don't work in water? #monsterdon
Water might.. what.. get the BLACK HOLE too wet? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Chi-Chi Island makes me snicker #monsterdon
it's an underwater egg factory #monsterdon
Everyone else: sees some add for nipples
Me: "Is that an ad for Transformers?"
#Monsterdon
@moira 😆 Boss said we must save them at our own risk
That fella's been waiting for someone to play chess with him all week.
@yatsu When you think of nipples, think of Nippon Nipples! #Monsterdon
@joewynne bearer bonds. the word is bearer bonds. #monsterdon
New gimmick: Evacuate in high water with bank boxes full of papers
oh wow okay that underwater scene is a much better idea than execution but that's some cool shit anyway #monsterdon
Oh, to be a tiny sub drifting through the tiny city streets... #Monsterdon
One boatload o' cosplayers, one boatload o' drunk businessmen. Yep, that's all of Shibuya evacuated. #Monsterdon
Eat your heart out Venice! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
@msh "Blaaack hooole guun, won't you come..🎶" I I'm not comfortable with those lyrics in this context! (You started this!?) oh right, sorry. #monsterdon
tokyo just can't buy a break, can it? #monsterdon
@msh Soundgarden could make it work #monsterdon
"Dimension Tide"? Odd name for a super weapon. Sounds like it should be a wave pool at a water park.
#Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow Continuity! :D #Monsterdon
Oh great, a white coat guy is giving an infodump.
Wait, that's not great at all...
#monsterdon
Those meganulon things are those rubbery bugs from Rodan. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
y'know "Black Hole Gun" totally sounds like the kind of thing that could never go badly wrong ever #Monsterdon
SGS (Sexy Godzilla Submarine) #monsterdon
Kinda wish they’d just recycled that space station footage from Battle in Outer Space or wherever it originated. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Love this Godzilla design. He's so spikey. And with a more crocodilian head that usual. But still has the glare of an angry cat.
Hanging off Godzilla like he's a landmass is cool. I can't recall the last time Godzilla himself was used as a set.
#Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe nippon nipples, very famous brand. #monsterdon
Search Godzilla System?! They spent time on that when they should have been working on Kill Godzilla System to replace the bazookas.
@yatsu Nipples? They're launching nipples? #Monsterdon
@moira He seems to have nothing but problems #monsterdon
@WhiskeySailor and unaffected by extreme radiation? #monsterdon
n... i... p... p... CUT
#monsterdon
So, it was clever that she realized a distress beacon in a bullet could also be used as a radio tag?
If they wanted a radio tag, why not use one designed to tag marine life? That's not a new invention. #monsterdon
I hate it when my Uber just swims off without me #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
SGS (Search-Godzilla System)
Also Soup, Great Soup #Monsterdon
@Taweret Huh! The vests are practical! That must be a first!
#Monsterdon #SuckItWalmart
he's trying to send a subtle clue about his drinking problem #monsterdon
It stands for Delirium Tremens #monsterdon
#MONSTERDON
Thank goodness we planted that Airtag or we'd never keep track of a 20-story radioactive monster!
Wouldn't it be ironic if the tracker bullet used a radioactive isotope? #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
(Search-Godzilla System) :D #Monsterdon
no, don't shoot your ride #monsterdon
@yatsu He is strangely passive #monsterdon
Look at those buzzsaw spines!
Putting a Spider-tracer on Godzilla is a way better use case for that transmitter shell than whatever 90s Boy had intended. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
So, that not only survives a bullet but is also water proof?
#monsterdon
Chekov's winged bullet #monsterdon
...Yes, yes she is. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon She's trying do a Captain Ahab
she wants to climb on godzilla's head and pilot him like the rat in rattatouie #Monsterdon
Hitching a ride on Big G's back. I like her moxy! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
@Louisa they totally got their fancy fish finders from AliExpress #Monsterdon
Major, first of her name, rider of Kaiju.
is.... is godzilla doing the doggy paddle, or like, what? #monsterdon
What's she gonna do, stay and ride Godzilla? #Monsterdon
Hooray model planes! The fun sci-fi impossible future jets from Ultraman kind.
#Monsterdon
Met the greaaaatest earthquake ever known! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
In hindsight, hunting Godzilla in a rubber raft was a silly idea.
Haha that panel said ALART
hm the radiation badge shown in act two... #monsterdon
[Giant alien monster corpse appears on sensors]
"Huh."
#monsterdon
Oh no, it's GGodzilla! #monsterdon
Giant cicada chum is just what Godzilla was craving.
That is one wing commander-ass airplane #monsterdon
@fufu Well given the ggrabbers, we can't yet rule out any dictionary defns #monsterdon
Oh hey, they're picking up the protagonists of the last movie from their raft! Closure at last. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Oooey Gooey.
Ewwwwwww decaying giant bug carcass. #Monsterdon
Okay I know others have already made the Thunderbirds joke, but this is some *seriously* Thunderbirds-ass shit right here. #Monsterdon
They really think highly of their GGRASPER logo evidently #monsterdon
Okay so who's keeping a body count of how many people this kid is partially responsible for the deaths of?
If this is a dragonfly based giant insect, the egg would not have hatched on land. Would it?
#Monsterdon
It's amazing what you can do when you remove just three notes from the Indiana Jones theme. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
@sean why not both?! Do I get sprinkles?! 🥹 #monsterdon
That thing was totally designed to be a toy.
#Godzilla is hot - radioactive hot #monsterdon
#MONSTERDON
Thunderbird 813 ready! FAB!
I'm here for a sentai jet I guess. #Monsterdon
Some real Superman music vibes here.
THUNDERBIRDS! ARE! GOOOOO! #monsterdon
The music would lead me to believe that this plane model was waaaay more impressive. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
🎶 Molting out of my shell
And I'm doing just fine
#monsterdon
Code orange! Release the citrus mist! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Our spiffy aerial combat stuff.
@strangefour
Heeeeelp meeee
I just had to rewind to make sure that beeping wasn’t my smoke alarm. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
"...is that the enemy?"
"Well, it's not the ice cream fairy, Frank."
A giant bug man just killed a dude. Be on the look out for Steve Goldblum and Vincent Price.
#Monsterdon
"..enhance! Enhance! ENHANCE!"
So the reason she fights Godzilla is because her commanding officer died fighting Godzilla? Ok, but why was she fighting Godzilla THEN?
"You don't run, you fight it. The person who said that... Died because they stayed to fight when they should've run. It's a whole dramatic irony thing." #Monsterdon