"Yeah, that's me folks! The second monster, I'll be here all week! Tip your waitresses!" #Monsterdon

Bad at flying #Monsterdon

None of this is how flying or wings work. #Monsterdon

It's Battra... 's ugly cousin.
#GodzillavsMegaguirus #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Not Battrah!

On these close-ups, I think I smell the breath of this Megaguirus.

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

that's a lot of teeth from a dragonfly

#monsterdon

damn you magnetism #monsterdon

...It's a BUG with TEETH. I'm calling foul. #Monsterdon

@yatsu magnetic radiation perhaps? #monsterdon

oh nope, i hate it. #GiantBugs #monsterdon

Mothra, but evil #monsterdon

You know what those little subs need? Tiny cooking robot pilots. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial goooooood question! #monsterdon

cut to: Something Magnetic Under The Water Causing All These Problems #monsterdon

GASP! "Do you think Godzilla is heading for Tokyo?"
#Monsterdon

@moira Why is he still on this project at this point? #monsterdon

Oops, mom interrupted the roughhousing :3 #Monsterdon

"Do you think Godzilla might be heading towards Tokyo?"

It's more likely than you think

#Monsterdon

Monsterdonians! I lost internet for a while...getting reset...what did I miss?

#Monsterdon
#GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Dude. Bad touch. She should have ripped your arm out of your socket.
#Monsterdon

Forgive me?! He's the one who laid hands on _you_! #monsterdon

@Taweret They have USB tails #monsterdon

Aww baby mosquitos feeding mega mama with Godzilla blood.
OH NO.
#Monsterdon

"...lets not fight"

"I wasn't fighting. I was kicking his ass."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#monsterdon Need to turn Toyko Tower into a giant bug zapper.

@strangefour well they kinda are transfor... nuthin! #HidesUnderDesk #monsterdon

dragonflies will instinctively channel their purple energy into their queen. it is known

#monsterdon

no worries, we’ll just fire the black hole gun again when godzilla is in the middle of downtown tokyo #monsterdon

@cheribaker He must have been in a rush. Perhaps alcohol was involved #monsterdon

uh oh is something getting ready to reach its final form? #monsterdon

spoke too soon

c'mon mess up that chess board already! #monsterdon

This scene needs some David Attenborough narration.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

@trixter All you had to do was hit a frikkin kaiju with a frikking black hole. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

One shot.
No kill.
#Monsterdon

Godzilla stands up, does a The Office take to the camera, and walks pointedly into the sea. #Monsterdon

I'm sorry to say it, but those back spike-plates look fake. Godzilla should get his money back #monsterdon

whu oh

zilla's pissed

#monsterdon

"It takes an hour to cool down we can't fire again until then"

Woulda been nice to know that like...BEFORE NOW!?

#Monsterdon

They couldn't hit an object the size of the Empire State Building with a BLACK HOLE. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

I love how a black hole makes a noise like a very large Hoover
#monsterdon

godzilla has been sucked into his own butthole. mission accomplished #monsterdon

Just don't let Godzilla eat the Dimension Tide Pods!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Y'all had one job. #Monsterdon

@fufu @Taweret damned French designers! #monsterdon

Wait. Are these insects being a pain in the ass to the black whole that can suck up monsters? Is this a fucking episode of Inuyasha?
#Monsterdon

Nooooooo not Chi-Chi island, that's where the deep fried ice cream comes from

#Monsterdon

Chess dude is like "...damn, we're still here"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

Hope you guys didn't need an atmosphere. #Monsterdon

and then the world ended. great job everybody, no more godzilla threat! #monsterdon

The lens flair is strong with this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

we're sure firing a black hole at our own planet is a good idea, right?

#monsterdon

Godzilla reinvents the bug zapper #Monsterdon

#monsterdon https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

Barbecue on Monster Island!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#Monsterdon it always starts like this

Kill it with fire! #Monsterdon

What we really need here is Mega Size Deep Woods Off! ™️ #Monsterdon

So maybe this isn't an ideal time to launch a black hole at you, Godzilla. Maybe you could just get back to us when you're free... #monsterdon

#monsterdon godzilla needs some bug repellent

#monsterdon try it anyway. Famous last words

#monsterdon Close counts with black holes.

@trixter @Taweret Yeah. Alternate to "good" #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

"HIt the button and let's FRY that lizard!" YEAH! Wait, no, target the BUGS, man D: #Monsterdon

hula hula hula, do the meganula! #monsterdon

Relax everyone. Ultraman will save us from the big bug menace. There's no need to try to suck the entire planet into another dimension to stop one "over grown lizard".
#Monsterdon

Godzilla's wondering if fried dragonflies are tasty.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

"Damn," gozilla thinks, "the cicadas are really thick this year" #monsterdon

They've gotten god at doing Godzilla's effects, they probably need more practice on dragonflies.

#monsterdon

@Taweret It's because it's an alternate universe. *nodnod* #Monsterdon

like im not saying this movie is 'borrowing' a lot from attack of legion but im not not saying that

#monsterdon

Yeah, actually, after all the bugs in that last scene I'm totally in favor of firing a black hole at Shibuya. Just kill us all now, please. #Monsterdon

flight of the #Megaguirus #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial get those stubborn time stains out of any fabric! #monsterdon

@Taweret you'd be green too if you knew how many bugs you were gonna have to eat in act 3 #monsterdon

Dimension Tide would be a good name for laundry detergent #monsterdon

godzilla seems greener than usual

#monsterdon

@msh #InnerDialogue 'don't say joystick, don't say joystick, or buttons, really don't say buttons!' whut you mean like joystick and buttons?(gawddamnit!) #monsterdon

godzilla will be landing soon. please replace your godzillas and raise your godzillas into their upright position #monsterdon

@strangefour Good catch! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

#monsterdon guy just falls out of boat for no reason

That's what happens when you leave your porch light on in summer in the south. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

this came out four years after Attack of Legion

just saying

#monsterdon

The Meganulon on the building are convincingly gross #monsterdon

Oh, *ick* #Monsterdon

Wait is that...
It is! It's Ultraman!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susumu_Kurobe
#Monsterdon

Ooof, that's some Birdemic-level CG on those bugs. #Monsterdon

#MONSTERDON

This place crawls, Sir!

Godzilla's like, "...that's not a photon gun, THIS, is a photon gun"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

GGodzilla's out for a quiet swim, not bothering anyone, and they shoot missiles at him - how is that humane? #monsterdon

@socketwench must be thw ggrabber influence, no, no no idea why, but you know I'm right! #monsterdon

these CGI jets look both better and worse than the boxycraft from before #monsterdon

The fetish nurse algorithm is the most efficient search method available. That's just math!
#monsterdon

Ooooh this is gonna go *bad* huh >_> #Monsterdon

I'm sorry she has complete faith in their team's capabilities too. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus

We are go for a successful Bechdel Test!!! #monsterdon

You know it is Advanced Technology when the user interface is Nurse Wii by Nintendo #Monsterdon

I'm very sorry that I have complete faith in her team's abilities? #monsterdon

#monsterdon The G-Grasper mobile!

@Taweret 👀 #monsterdon