You know, I should really be less shocked when Godzilla, the multi-ton nuclear lizard, *LEAPS INTO THE FUCKING AIR.* 'Cos he's done it multiple times now.
And yet. #Monsterdon
Naughty nurse matrix code!
the anime nurse is the problem, Kudo #monsterdon
Just belly-flop right on that asshole. #Monsterdon
This is High Calibre Pro Kaiju Wrestiling even if it is at Benny Hill Speed #Monsterdon
Definitively, that was a BONK. The bug BONKED Godzilla. #Monsterdon
uh, guys? get a room #monsterdon #monsterdong
Bonk bonk on the head! #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
#monsterdon Mega-G doping up on G-juice.
Black hole gun
Won't you come
And blast away the bug?
Black hole gun
Won't you come
Wont you come
#monsterdon
The crunchy sound effects are really dialed up with this one.
@Zerofactorial or "out of paper" That'd be more ****en realistic, especially for a NOT printer #monsterdon
A frog splash off the top rope!
#monsterdon
It makes perfect sense that a giant prehistoric dragonfly from dinosaur times would know how to disable an orbital weapons platform. #monsterdon
THAT IS NSFW GODZILLA
#Monsterdon
oh great we gotta reboot the space station by hand again #monsterdon #ventureBrothers
They were spending all their damn time on the Search Godzilla System
Godzilla shaking himself like a dog is super silly #monsterdon
YOU GUYS WHY DID MY POWER JUST GO OFF WHY DOES GOD HATE ME!? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon 10 minutes in and I have many questions about this establishing shot.
Why is the baseball cap guy trying to impress children by putting curry on a spoon?
Why did he think cute robots were the best means to achieve this end?
Where did he get the cute robots?
Why are the children unimpressed with the cute robots? I would think cute cooking robots would be super cool.
Why are the police ruining his day?
Some of these questions *may* be answered.
@apLundell You always say that! (I'm not saying you're wrong) #monsterdon
The sheer DISRESPECT #Monsterdon
@Taweret There's some good model smashing going on here. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
THE KILLER SATELLITE NEEDS A REBOOT!?
#Monsterdon
Oh and Godzilla has been thrown out of the ring, he's landed on a woman in the first row...! #Monsterdon
Too bad this incarnation of Godzilla isn't the one which talks. I'd love a running commentary on this fight #monsterdon
Always. Verify. Your. Backups.
Pretty weak y'all. Who entrusted you with a BLACK HOLE GUN? #Monsterdon
There's a shaky cam to simulate the earthquake created by G being smashed into the building. Love it!
#monsterdon What do you mean, you didn't backup the files??!!
uhhh not in front of the children #monsterdon
No backup file?? The only solution is a debugger that looks like an anime nurse. #monsterdon
That weird feeling when you have seen a building before but can't prove it cause you can't remember which episode it was that Zubat was standing on this.
#Monsterdon #Monsterdon
this fight makes the movie tbh
The DT popup should say "Retry, Abort, Cancel?" #monsterdon
that's what happens when you don't pay the shareware fee. developers gotta eat! #monsterdon
That building he's in front of is rather distinctive. Looks like they actually spent some time on that model. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
y'know i appreciate them trying to do new things but this whole CGI zippy monster thing does _not_ work for me #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial 0 time but 300000 km? #monsterdon
This is just gonna be a half-hour re-enactment of me chasing one goddamn fly around my room with a flyswatter. #Monsterdon
THIS FIGHT #Monsterdon
STINGER!!!
So why is Dimension Tide orbital, anyway? Mount it on a plane. #monsterdon
Godzilla's looking at that huge building he wrecked when he missed Megaguirus as though thinking "I'm not even mad" #monsterdon
Evil Mothra taps Godzilla on the shoulder and then scoots to the other side. #monsterdon
66 minutes to get to giant monster vs monster fighting. That's probably faster than it was in Godzilla 2000. But atleast big G got to fight tiny large bugs first here.
#Monsterdon
Godzilla doing his Travolta "where am I" impersonation.
#Monsterdon The squad leader saving the one girl soldier gives me real "you wouldn't do that for the other soldiers" vibes.
@RobynGoodfellow Some writers, really shouldn't take any science classes? #Monsterdon
Lens flare, activate! #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial feels like about 25 years so I think so #monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm kinda rooting for godzilla
Whoa! Hey...Godzilla almost got me!
I dont like this slo-mo-without-a-slo-mo-camera effect they keep doing.
Also I've lost track of the time. Has an hour passed since they shot the Dimension Tide off? #monsterdon
Megaguirus has perfected slow-mo and backward flight #monsterdon
everyone keeps dodging godzilla's beam attacks in this one #monsterdon
They're just sticking with this whole black hole thing. Doesn't seem to be much of a learning curve here. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
"I thought godzillas had good reaction times!" #monsterdon #overwatch
Godzilla thicc 😳
#monsterdon
FINALLY the main event. #Monsterdon
Way to demonstrate situational awareness, Godzilla #monsterdon
ugh, i hate it when the budget gets cut late in the season and they start lowering the frame count in anime #Monsterdon
Oh hey it's that odd building with the big sphere in it from Digimon.
#Monsterdon
A bridge is destroyed! Everybody take a drink! #Monsterdon
I need lab coat guy to explain what side I'm supposed to be on #monsterdon
Does that count as a bridge? #Monsterdon
#MONSTERDON
Godzilla used atomic breath!
It was ineffective.
Cool Megaguirus theme music
"Photon guns?"
Try the phasers next.
#monsterdon
Godzilla literally laughing at their photon guns.
@yatsu Yeah, I want to kill them myself. It's a much richer experience. #Monsterdon
@sean he'll be waiting quite a while, replicants won't exist for decades #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @Taweret ruler bee cuz gender-neutral #monsterdon
@Taweret I am not a biologist, but that's like 1+1=microwaving fish #monsterdon
Godzilla is headed straight for Tokyo! Well it's a good thing the capital isn't there.
#GodzillavsMegaguirus #Monsterdon
Chess dude is just chillin with a cigarette, wishing against hope that someone will play a game of chess with him.
Heh, at this stage "the reporter gets dragged away by army guys directing the evacuation" is as much a cliche as the crowds of screaming Japanese folks :P #Monsterdon
why is the kaiju headed for tokyo? is that what you just asked?
The dub guy with the super distinctive voice who does the Transformers anime narrator lines keeps being random people and it brings me joy every time I hear him. #Monsterdon
ah, good to know our hapless construction workers got out safe. (^_^) #monsterdon
@Taweret Or maybe king bee #monsterdon
#monsterdon that reporter lol
ORANGE ALERT #monsterdon
I hope we're setting up for Godzilla to save Japan from Megaguirus, out of sheer nobility. All will be forgiven #monsterdon
dragonflies, a member of the queen bee family
@brion usually bigger monsters make (temporarily) smaller monsters #monsterdon
"Orange alert!" They're sending out the weather balloon after it. #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus
Like a queen bee, which as we all know grow to tremendous size and destroy cities after being fed nuclear power by the swarm. #Monsterdon
Lab coat guy: kindly dry up #monsterdon
@moira I think they played the brown no... nuthin! #Monsterdon
Getting a late start on #Monsterdon #GodzillaVsMegaguirus and only a few minutes in. Amused that the dub is at least funny, and that they like... just copy and pasted the Tokyo Diet building into Osaka.
Guessing that Japan will tap Lavos as a power source to replace nuclear, and that will summon all the Kaijus.
"Oh, it was all a dre--! Nope. Real." #Monsterdon
The Prime? Optimus?
#Monsterdon
teeth whitening was not a thing in the kaiju-verse back then #monsterdon
So he knows Bug Buzz, I'm not impressed. #Monsterdon
"Naming Guy" again with the technical details.
#monsterdon oh megag!
wow okay a sonic weapon that works on the audience too, great #monsterdon