i think the general rule for godzilla movies is that it aliens show up it's a bad one (obvious exception: Godzilla Final Wars) #monsterdon

What!

They can talk?!?!?!

#monsterdon

Dubbed Godzilla sounds like Robin Williams #monsterdon

i am #SCREAMING at the dubbed godzilla voice struggling to speak above the water this is too funny to be real #monsterdon

"...you said this was a shortcut!"
"be quiet Godzilla, we'll get there!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

I love how they are targeting gas stations.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

those necks are so flexible holy shit #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial i have come to love him after seeing him grow from a little egg and save all the children #monsterdon

Considering how wooden he was looking earlier I think all this ghidorah rampage must be recycled from am earlier, higher budget movie #monsterdon

Ghidorah and Gigan really dig this mixtape.
#monsterdon

@springdiesel A jazz pianist from mars? #monsterdon

s/o to the office building holding up to multiple directed energy ray blasts with a mild wobble #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial these are excellent models, too! I appreciate the attention to detail that's getting brutally destroyed. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And there goes the Toyko tower.

Bring for the stock footage of maser tanks! From probably War of the Gargantuas? That's where they were first used. They have to have filmed them for more stuff later.
#monsterdon

wait wait day for night in a _model shot_?! What're you tryin' to pull here, Toho?! #monsterdon

Is Gigan like a cyborg? He’s weird and unsettling and I’m into him. #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Is he one of those troll dolls? #monsterdon

Barbie doll is used as a manikin 😆. #monsterdon

"I always have a p/e/n/ table saw" #monsterdon

Not to be all picky and stuff but that Ghidorah footage looks reused. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Wait are these space roaches eco-terrorists?
"Human recepticals" So we're walking trash cans to them?
#monsterdon

Traveling to Tokyo? Concerned about your hotel being destroyed?

You won't be if you have Monster Insurance from KaijiuKorp!

Listen to this satisfied American customer: "The representative explained everything and I could even recognize some of his words. But after getting insurance, I felt confident that my Tokyo trip would not be ruined by giant lizards or whatever."

See our representative in the rental car area. Over in the dark corner behind a pole.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@Taweret it's like a kid's design. "OH AND HE ALSO HAS A BUZZSAW IN HIS CHEST!" #monsterdon

Just going right for the property damage, tear it all up #monsterdon

I still don't understand why Ghidorah waggles his heads like that. It's got to be rough on the necks.
#monsterdon

I dig the little shimmy Gigan does #monsterdon

#monsterdon Spastic Ghidorah is so annoying.

ok I’ve never watched this before and it’s an intense experience for someone who’s listened to “take me to your leader” about 1,000 times #monsterdon

@apLundell What if we had a wooden badger? #3rdRiffCount #monsterdon

battle bots kaiju with the belly saw #monsterdon

Thank you for just telling us how to defeat the monsters. #monsterdon

nooooo not the big boy's! #monsterdon

Because somehow destruction of greater Tokyo leads to universal peace.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Model buildings going blooey. This is my happy place #monsterdon

@req it's like the real monster is us
#monsterdon

"allow me to explain the technical weakness of our plan..."

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic Roach guy says "King Gidorah" later on #monsterdon

this shot were they're just revolving around the godzilla tower is chef kiss #monsterdon

Oh now they said King #monsterdon

@strangefour Her vertical sync is off! #monsterdon

it’s ghidora tiiiiiiime #monsterdon

They're doing their imitation of a monster mobile for baby Godzilla.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

@msh You're saying Godzilla's got to fight Don Cherry? #monsterdon

Oh yeah. There's kaiju in this movie. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@Zerofactorial NO GODS NO KINGS ONLY SPACE GHIDORAH #monsterdon

Oooo more BDSM antennae!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Wait, their shadows are giant cockroaches? How does that work? #monsterdon

Fire up the miniatures!
#monsterdon

Action girlfriend strikes again!
But alas their ascots are too powerful in greater numbers.
#monsterdon

YAY THE MASERS #monsterdon

Seems the first humans the aliens took as receptacles were Hockey Night in Canada commentators from CBC back in the day considering their fashion sense #Monsterdon

@ryan just hands?! #monsterdon

When did King Gidorah get demoted to just plain Ghidorah? What does the sub version say? #monsterdon

A COMPLETELY NEW SOUND #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo He seems nice and he's always got long yellow food! #monsterdon

#monsterdon So this guy's hobbies is kaiju calls?

Yeah baby. Space cucaracha! We're at total bananas plot-wise now. I'm so here for it. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@socketwench He's a fascist insect #monsterdon

the cockroach shadows are straight up classic horror movie stuff, i love it #monsterdon

oooh which shadow puppets can you make #monsterdon

okay straight up the cockroach shadow thing, I like that #monsterdon

Cockroach People! From Space!

#monsterdon

@ryan Yeah it's pretty depressing watching old stuff with cautionary themes like this and thinking about how the world was just like "lol nah". #monsterdon

Called it!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Quick, someone get some Borax!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

omg just like in men in black #monsterdon

#monsterdon Space roaches!

No they must be cockroaches.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Cockroach achievement unlocked #monsterdon

IN a perfect world. With perfect peace. This could be the entrance to your apartment. A simple easy walk up with flanking monster feet.
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial that is what i understand, yes. and it better get unexpectedly animate when the signal reflects or something #monsterdon

Some stock footage from vs. the Smog Monster there. When do we get to do that one? (one of my favorites) #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

clip show straight out of eoe #monsterdon

Ah the classic Hedorah pollution montage #monsterdon

well, depressing smash cut to 50 years later #monsterdon

We cannot tell you, you must be shown. #monsterdon

"...is still far off in the future"
"ummm, well ... got some bad news for ya"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

#monsterdon Stock footage from Hedorah

@Taweret #CueTheMusic! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j13oJajXx0M&pp=ygUOeW91J3JlIHNvIHZhaW4%3D #monsterdon

Five bucks says they are slime monsters.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@trixter She seriously needs to aim higher. Is the hungry hippie single? #monsterdon

Alien villain, please just give us the tl;dr, tnx #monsterdon

Are they talking about their human disguises or their amazing fashion sense? #monsterdon

"uniform" is a weird word choice.

#monsterdon

UUUNIFORM! UUUUUUUUU-NI-FORM! #monsterdon

Mmm space jewels. The most precious of all the infinite gems in the universe.
#monsterdon

"Time for plan 2: get more corn."
#monsterdon

This lady is way too good for this guy. #monsterdon

Are we supposed to understand the Godzilla tower's a transmitting antenna to space? I'm not clear on this #monsterdon

"...everyone in this room is wearing a uniform, don't kid yourself"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

#monsterdon You get to be the pez for our Godzilla pez dispenser.

all my henchmen arrayed with orange cravats, just how I like it #monsterdon

one of the few movies where henchmen are more elegant than their own employers #monsterdon

There really needs to be more kung-fu girlfriends in these movies. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@Taweret SPACE ascots
#monsterdon

Awesome security. #monsterdon

Every alien plot to conquer Earth should involve an amusement park it's brilliant #Monsterdon

this gal fucking rules #monsterdon

ascots

#monsterdon