The dreaded Ascot Twins!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

@hoppet "peace for who" guy was prophetic #monsterdon

@hoppet As long as they're not Gyaos. Those guys suck #monsterdon

the hero saying "i can't go on" climbing stairs is cracking me up ahahaha #monsterdon

i stan a pansy
#monsterdon

"...didn't realize there were so many stairs"

wheeeeezeee ... wheeeezzzeeee

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

<Tim Curry voice>
SPAAACE!
#monsterdon

hell yeah space monster air stunt show #monsterdon

you think any of these giant talking space reptiles explored each other's bodies?
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial And he's all out of Pirates! #monsterdon

I want to ride that MONORAIL.
#monsterdon

Utterly classic space monster reveal. With a loop for flourish. They got game. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

late showa era godzilla is one of my least favorite godzilla designs tbh

#monsterdon

Godzilla's here to make you guys stop playing that pirate mixtape #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow @funkula the synchronized space lightshow i absolutely do not mind, i am now pro childrens foundation #monsterdon

MF DOOM 100% sampled that specific sound just there #monsterdon

Oh hey it's the Phoenix For-- oh, no, that's just Ghidora. #monsterdon

they're bringing absolute peace by.... summoning space kaiju?? #monsterdon

@apLundell truth #monsterdon

i know this doesn't feel peaceful, but uh. um. it's uhhh....
#monsterdon

Suddenly this is #GHWP #MonsterDon

If that theme park Godzilla doesn't turn out to be a robot, this whole movie is a tease.

#monsterdon

I just wanted to ride a Godzilla coaster. :( #monsterdon

wait… it was all #monsterdon this whole time?

earth ball in the corner pocket #monsterdon

fuck yeah, kaiju from space

#monsterdon

This dolly shot's pulling back all the way to lunar orbit #monsterdon

Ass kicking girlfriend to the rescue! Eat shit undead weirdos!
#monsterdon

@jonny @funkula And not even just aliens. Just wait. It's bonkers. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

coming into work, flipping my switches, we’re all ready here #monsterdon

the pacifists? aliens all along #monsterdon

@funkula and they are ALIENS!?????? #monsterdon

He sent his friend to see what was up and they shot him. Big G's got to head over and clean house now. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@funkula godzill-im too, amirite? #monsterdon

@moira Maybe it's tai che? #JustGuessin #monsterdon

Godziller and angillus #monsterdon

A pack of smokes will be your undoing! You cunning idiot.
#monsterdon

Silly people! The police will not believe you!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

It's the kaiju remake of Bonnie and Clyde! #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial she should be the main character tbh #monsterdon

GF for the win. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@funkula the super futuristic evil lair base is the CHILDRENS FOUNDATION??? #monsterdon

the kung fu mentioned in act one showed up in act two! good job! #monsterdon

she never changed #monsterdon

Pixel girl's got skillz #monsterdon

airtags in the cigarettes! #monsterdon

There's two things we love here at the Children's Foundation, absolute peace, don't ask any questions about what that means, and the smooth taste of Marlboro reds #monsterdon

transmitters in the filters #monsterdon

The ascot army returns! #monsterdon

Yeah, just take that spontaneous gift from the villain. Nothing suspicious there.

#monsterdon

"... and we're gonna get away with it too, since we found you meddling kids!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

"Stupid, but at the same time cunning." I think that's in my resume somewhere. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@moira Gotta be more than 3 min... nuthin! #monsterdon

“Stupid but at the same time cunning.” I want that on my business cards. #monsterdon

Light 'em up kids! #monsterdon

"...stupid, yet cunning"
"yes ... human even"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

@apLundell Giant cow kaiju shows up. Is it immediately blasted into smithereens and everyone has hamburgers. End of movie. #monsterdon

the monotone emotional contour on the dub is fucking me up with these facial expressions, what on earth was wrong with those cigarettes #monsterdon

hey i noticed you were lame as hell. have you tried cigarettes?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Foolish ... yet cunning."

I may need to claim this description.

Geez, this Gengo dude is goofy #monsterdon

POW POWPOWPOWPOW!!!

Oh FFS I just came over to tell you to turn down your music geeeez!

#Monsterdon

why are you trying to crack open the same door as another man? #monsterdon

Anguilas is camera shy for his big spot runaway appearance.
Hehehe. Masers tickle.
#monsterdon

i just wanna know how hard you gotta crank him to make salt come out #monsterdong #monsterdon

"Now that we know the power of the 'Earth men'." Oh! What a giveaway. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

he's no use to us even as a sampo? what #monsterdon

He just wants to chill on the beach. He didn’t do anything wrong. #monsterdon #armyshotfirst

Fuck this, I'm going home #monsterdon

They always try this. With the tanks.

You think sometimes it works and they just don't make movies about those monsters?

#monsterdon

so mean to the poor hedgehog #monsterdon

wait why haven’t we just been blinding the kaiju this whole time if it works that well #monsterdon

Hell yeah maser tanks. This movie has everything I want from one of these. Too many monsters, amazing clothes, The bad guys work in a TARDIS. Perfection. #monsterdon

"Dammit, I didn't sign up for this" - Angilas #monsterdon

where's the distorted radio english voice "RUDE i am going home" #monsterdon

Masers. So awesome. So utterly ineffective. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

#monsterdon Hey you could blind somebody with those things!

@funkula you mean with the rifles or... their "Overly large pickup trucks?" #monsterdon

Most of those antennae look plausible but that one horseshoe one looks like a BDSM toy

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

imagine missing with a recoilless rifle lmao "sorry the nothing threw off my aim" ass motherfucker
#monsterdon

okay but those explosions are practical effects. they're throwing literal petards at the guy in costume #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not the beam weapons!!

conventional weapons against a kaiju? 30 minutes into the movie? yeah, we got this

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow He should just calmly state his intentions #monsterdon

MOBILIZE THE STOCK FOOTAGE ARMY!
#monsterdon

MASERS in the outfield, popcorn everywhere! #monsterdon

Monster coming! Break out all the weapons that didn't stop it last time. #monsterdon

this spicky fella is honestly my fave so far #monsterdon

angilas just came to chill and now everyone is making a big deal out of it #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial He's just doing what Big G. told him to do and suddenly the military is all up in his face. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

#monsterdon Wait, wait. I got my papers on me somewhere!!!

I bet the guys with rifles will be effective this time #monsterdon

Definitely not a toy. #monsterdon

Aw yeah I'm pretty sure it's almost time to destroy a bridge! #monsterdon

you can tell it’s still an alarm, it’s just polite about it #monsterdon

@Taweret only if you're a coward #monsterdon

Run away! Run away! #monsterdon

The bad guys are such a ripoff of the Village. #monsterdon

MASERS!!!

#monsterdon

Oh yeah. Toy tank mobilization music. A classic of the genre. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan