Finally Godzilla uses the atomic hot breath good god it’s about time #monsterdon

My cats hate the monster fight noises
SUCK IT UP KITTIES #monsterdon

In a world of monsters, such hubris to think you humans can do much of anything #monsterdon

I would kill for one of those orange blazers #monsterdon

Finally, someone’s worried about Godzilla #monsterdon

These guys move as sluggishly in water as I do! Relatable
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NO NOT THE ESSO
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Here’s the part where I say “ouch” a lot
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We don’t need no stinkin machines we got FEET #monsterdon

What if there was an escape room but instead it was a tiny model city you could just fuck up as much as you wanted for $30/hr

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AND DON’T COME BACK #monsterdon

Blue lasers seem somehow unfair #monsterdon

Godzilla tower parking structures in Manhattan when

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Godzilla just has to destroy the Godzilla tower to get his strength back, it's the classic hero's journey

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Do NOT electrocute Godzilla's balls he HATES that

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i do enjoy when the protagonists aren't in the military or high-ranking officials but just random folks like hippies and manga-ka. even if the plot ends up being even sillier that way #monsterdon

As long as he's talking, I want Godzilla to say "uh, I'm getting too old for this. Was this ocean always so wide?"

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Godzilla is TALKING, this is blasphemy

Granted it's only in kanji that the movie isn't translating for me, but I assume someone can understand it and no one should understand Godzilla

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A real full meal deal of a kaiju flick that one. Thanks again everyone! #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

ty for joining, everyone!!

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@SarahKite I liked the movies where he had to charge up his back fins before the breath weapon worked #monsterdon

godzilla punching right at the stump of the wing going for the tactical dislocation shows how it takes technique not muscle to win at ufc #monsterdon

godzilla's gonna remember he has atomic breath at some point, right?

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Roach in Piece
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Real Godzilla belly-bumped Godzilla Tower out of existence. Like a boss #monsterdon

Gigan is a dick tho

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"The space monsters aren't being controlled anymore" Yeah, but unfortunately they're still kinda a**holes. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

"How could the machines fail us? What went wrong?"

Also what I say every time the microwave burns my pot pie

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blood splattering ONTO THE CAMERA LENS IN A KIDS MOVIE

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blood spray in a kid's movie why not

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He brought a rock to a lightning fight. When's someone going to remind him he has freaking fire breath? #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

They're hitting Godzilla with Tickle Lasers!

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Ninja lady wearing the loudest outfit I've ever seen a ninja wear its fantastic #Monsterdon

GET REKT ROBOCOP BIRD

Very nice assist for Godzilla from the dinosaur

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if you’re ever saying “excellent, according to plan” in response to someone telling you Godzilla is headed your way, you have Fucked Up #monsterdon

see, right here is why you need an interocitor #monsterdon

i wanna zipline off the godzilla tower

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But, the bad guys are also in that tower, they could have seen your light just as easily as your friends.

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i can't wait to see what kind of produce Corn Hippie has next

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Meanwhile, in a much, much quieter location... #monsterdon

So, this fight just keeps going, huh?

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i think King Ghidorah is one my favs because he always comes with hand drawn lightning effects

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In this corner weighing thousands of tons:
GIIIIIIGAN and KING GHIIIIDORAAAAAH!
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There is so much kaiju trash talking going on here. You don't even wanna KNOW what Godzilla just said about Gigan's mother. #monsterdon

why did we have to attract godzilla anywhere to kill him? didn't we establish that all the monsters were on one island?

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@SarahKite I've heard they're salmon. #TriesDesperatelyToHidePreviousToots #monsterdon

70s fashion is underrated

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Stupid sexy Gigan.
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It's all going perfectly to plan. Perfectly.
*leaps out window*

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gigan's got a mean right hook #monsterdon

Toy planes! Toy planes!!! #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

godzilla just said "move it" ahahahaha #monsterdon

Right now's would be a good time for Gamera to show up, I'm just sayin' #monsterdon

full blown practical model destruction next to drawn energy rays is where it's at #monsterdon

Hahaha chainsaw belly!!!

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gigan has such a dumb design. i love him

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MA-SERS! MA-SERS! MA-SERS! MA-SERS! #monsterdon

Speech bubbles: It's Electric Company Godzilla. #monsterdon

@Louisa early 70s was Peak Mojo...it's fascinating to observe the effects of Mojo Depletion in the ensuing years

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Ah, the "Godzilla March," famously composed for the first Godzilla War. Very nostalgic, those Godzillas marching off to war in serried ranks... #Monsterdon

do you think the monkey aliens from Terror of Mechagodzilla and the cockroach aliens from Godzilla vs Gigan know each other?

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Weirdly, after a whole scene where the villains make a point of explaining that their plan absolutely depends on two tapes, for which they have no backups, the heroes make no attempt to steal or destroy the tapes.

Or, maybe they could have redubbed them with new instructions?

Nope. #monsterdon

@apLundell Maybe it could have gone up in flames like Wicker Man #monsterdon

@jonny @Taweret I know, he doesn't even get some corn on the cob for his trouble #monsterdon

@Taweret Super chaotic and not too gory, at least a solid B by me #monsterdon

thanks again @Taweret for hosting #monsterdon !

Sometimes these movies take 40 minutes before you see a monster and that can be fine. This one had the big guy in the first frame and just did not slow down. Hell yeah. #monsterdon

What a nice romantic sunset.
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@Zerofactorial @RamenCatholic @paco @Taweret Just make it general enough. Could apply to almost every hashtag, I got a list. #monsterdon

@ryan They blew up the bugs. Beyond that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #monsterdon

Thanks for another great #Monsterdon @Taweret The world is safe so long as Gozilla and his Kaiju friends protect us...and evil aliens keep hiring Pinky and The Brain to come up with their invasion plans

@trixter Waitwhat, the French are in this?! #monsterdon

The only thing I wanted from that movie was to see the giant Godzilla statue come to life, and the movie couldn't even do that.

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@RamenCatholic @paco @Taweret Seems like we should put up a #monsterdon FAQ somewhere to point newcomers to what the eff is going on

Wait. Is there a guy in the Aguilas suit when they are slamming it into Ghidorah? I hope not. Also man Ghidoarh is getting tossed about alot in the new footage. Wonder how many scales he shed.
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Godzilla will return in GODZILLA GOES TO SUMMER SCHOOL

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@paco we watch a monster flick on sunday evening and comment along on the #monsterdon hashtag ^_^

@Taweret runs it and/or you can follow the hashtag directly, that'll get you the announcements

As usual a pleasant review of gradeschool recess and kids beating the snot out of each other playing "godzilla" I had no idea what it was about, but we were outside in the fresh air. #monsterdon

Dang, I'm sorry I missed most of that, the bit at the end looked like a real cage match. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Someday will have to show Godzilla 2000, where after Godzilla destroys the menace, he basically burns down Toyko.

this credits song is sick as hell but it's too little too late #monsterdon

I couldn't catch which characters had names, so don't have a sense of whether this satisfied Bechdel or not #monsterdon

And once again we immediately fuck right off into the sea! Thank you for hosting, @Taweret !!! #monsterdon

No cockroaches were harmed in the making of this film. #monsterdon

can't figure out how to end the movie so let's have godzilla just give an OK sign and a wink and then cue bachelor pad music to play over the two buddy cop kaiju swimming out to sea #monsterdon

Yay!!! That was fun. And silly.

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thanks again all for another great #monsterdon as our kaiju ride off into the sunset! and to @Taweret as always for organizing!

Jeez people. I am sick from laughing.

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Swimming off into the rising sun. Utterly classic. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

I appreciate how these movies just do not fuck around with a denouement. #monsterdon

@paco follow @Taweret for details, they host the #Monsterdon movie nights on Sundays.

I MUST NOW RETURN TO MY PEOPLE. #monsterdon

What are they saying?! What is the last minute huddle for?
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Another fun filled #Monsterdon!

You all are great!

Hope to tune in next week!

@funkula Bad-ass karate girl could have stomped it, not gotten scared like that #monsterdon

did you not see the speech bubbles. we only speak kaiju #monsterdon

@ryan blowing up the fake godzilla laser tower counts for something #monsterdon

"Goodbye!" #monsterdon

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Anguilas shall triumph over you in stock footage Ghidorah!
. . . or maybe not. Falling on you back like a sick turtle is an option too.
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