@funkula @Taweret They must have had two different directors #monsterdon

That was a cricket tho #monsterdon

@Louisa 🥹👋 When I was 4, my cousins and I played 3 stooges, I was always Curly! #TootsFrom1965 #monsterdon

wow what a mess it's like Elon launched a starship here or something #Monsterdon

"...woof, I'm hungry."
"Tacos at Monster Island?"
"Sure, you buying?"
"No way, I did all the real fighting."
"That's what you always say."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

trundling off silently into the ocean with no outro now that's how you end a movie #monsterdon

wait so what exactly did any of the humans actually accomplish #monsterdon

the worst part of this movie was the monsters lol #monsterdon

And the bad guys are just like F this. This is not in my contract. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@Taweret I should be clear that the human parts of this one are hilarious and I loved them but the actual kaiju fighting is just complete trash #monsterdon

@joewynne Seen this thing so many times. Just trying to appreciate the little things it does well. Aside from just how cool of a design Gigan is. #monsterdon

and don’t come back! #monsterdon

Godzilla is just gonna keep flipping King G like Hulk and Loki.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

"...don't let the atmosphere hit ya on the way out, ya hear!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

My favorite Godzilla move is when he powers up like Curly from the Three Stooges

#Monsterdon

@ryan The crushed mimes alone!... #monsterdon

@apLundell Ran out of script and just kept filming #monsterdon

Universal Kaiju Translator got jammed now we won't know The Plan until it is done #Monsterdon

Good thinking Anguiras, should have tried that spike attack earlier #monsterdon

There! There goes the bridge!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

FINALLY some nuclear halitosis out of the big G #monsterdon

Apparently this was them trying to pivot after Hedorah flopped? That's so depressing, that was an amazingly weird and creative movie and it had some of the most brutal fighting in it too #monsterdon

Tie the necks together Godzilla!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

directly on the modernist apartment complex! that’s gotta hurt #monsterdon

what is ghidora even the king of #monsterdon

@Taweret never got a chance to towel off and have a meal after swimming so much so he is saving it #monsterdon

How come Godzilla' isn't able to speak Japanese properly any more? Now would be a good time to reason with the adversaries #monsterdon

#monsterdon Gigan never heard of evasive manuevers.

Oh yeah. The blood sprays are cut out of this one. Someone made a perfect HD edit to match the old version that was always on tv. Odd.
#monsterdon

I mean, the movie's villains died ten minutes ago. This is all superfluous.

#monsterdon

Did Big G. seriously just teabag Gigan? What even is this movie? #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

ok now they forgot english and speak in record scratches that tracks #monsterdon

ah the rare you bite one of my heads but then I bite you with one of my other heads move #monsterdon

Kinda simple but that is really good framing on the monsters here.
#monsterdon

This kind of fighting has got to hurt even though a rubber suit #monsterdon

@arisummerland Is this related to the belly saw? No wonder he's so angry? #monsterdon

Ummmm, Godzilla, you might not want to sit there. Remember the belly saw!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

All of the suit work that was actually filmed for this is depressingly bad #monsterdon

angurius "if I move really slowly he can't see me" #monsterdon

Gigan: "MY TUNES! WHO TURNED OFF MY JAM! I CAN'T GET DOWN WITHOUT MY JAM!"
#monsterdon

@Taweret Yeah, he's a heel #monsterdon

Not the capsule apartments! Spare them!
#monsterdon

this is a surprisingly wrestling/UFC-style #monsterdon in contrast to some others

I wonder why the Kaiju
Theme park had giant mushrooms.

#monsterdon

@arisummerland They weren't in the budget #monsterdon

@trixter :-( #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

why don’t we get speech bubbles for all the other times the monsters are obviously speaking #monsterdon

"...Kong taught me this!"

Godzilla beats his chest.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

MY DUDE! When did you have time to draw this?
But it is a great little detail to rub it in the stolen faces of these blasted bugs from beyond the stars.
#monsterdon

don't worry I'll pick you up proceeds to pierce her brains out #monsterdon

All the monster taunting dances are so, so good. #monsterdon

Gigan, Gigan, snap out of it, you don't have to be this way #monsterdon

daaaamn kick godzilla right in the head why don’t you #monsterdon

literally doing the deez nuts gesture over godzilla's body that is so disrespectful #monsterdon

the aliens' true form are cockroaches?? FFS why bother cosplaying as humans then? #Monsterdon

@Louisa ...looks around nervously... #monsterdon

There can be only one. #monsterdon

What if Godzilla is blind from now on?

A laser to the eyes will do that.

#monsterdon

My one consolation is that baby Godzilla's still safely back on Monster Island and isn't getting into this fight #monsterdon

It's time for Kaiju Hedgehog to pull his weight.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

wtf don't just kick him get the laser ointment out #monsterdon

Aww man. I really was hoping Godzilla Tower would turn out to be a robot.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@joewynne That company's just evil enough to greenlight it #monsterdon

"...what went wrong?"
"well, that one part of the plan always ... bugged me"
"if I wasn't being crushed, I'd crawl over there and kill you myself!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

now the kaiju are free to be friends and do first aid on godzilla please #monsterdon

ok that’s at least two #monsterdon films where you can easily make metamorphosis jokes

I guess none of us will ever get to ride the Godzilla elevator... :blobcat_brokenheart: #monsterdon

The manga standee was a great touch. That guy finally earned his keep. Oh! and now we have talking roaches! "How could we have lost!" #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@apLundell I remember those kids projects! #monsterdon

talking giant cockroaches from space on fire

#monsterdon

they dubbed the fucking cockroaches #monsterdon

#monsterdon Die, space roaches, die!

They're literally killing roaches with high explosives #monsterdon

Oh no. He took some mega matango shrooms too. This date night has gone to hell.
#monsterdon

The bomb was ready hours ago, but he had to draw that poster.

#monsterdon

Godzilla's real superpower is the number of hit points he has, he just soaks up damage like no one's business #monsterdon

cute he made a portrait of the whole squad posing #monsterdon

@apLundell "The tower?! the tower?!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon

Godzilla has his beer goggles on. Time to hook up with that blurry lizard lady over there.
#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow mass LASIK from a tower is a weirdly specific cult thing isn't it? whatever happened to good old cult mass weddings? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Poor Anguirus has no long-range attacks.

these were always the scariest breath of the wild enemies for me #monsterdon

@trixter If they had respect they would have gone for radioactive breath weapons #monsterdon

Hmm. Did they crop out the blood spray on the old Omni dub version? Barely see any.
Also damn Gigan is a vicious cyborg space chicken.
#monsterdon

Wow, the tower sure was impregnable.

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#monsterdon Godzilla CC: Next time I'll get Jet Jaguar for a tag team partner.

Right in the eye! Worst. Lasik. Ever! #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

TNT brand! Accept no substitutes!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

Building a giant fake Godzilla to shoot laser beams at real Godzilla? Truly there is no end to man's hubris. #monsterdon

Sneaking through the woods, probably white boxes and tubes are not that stealthy maybe?!?!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@ryan Now that makes sense #monsterdon

OK I looked it up and all of the godzilla vs ghidorah footage is indeed from previous films so I'm not just crazy #monsterdon

Carnival of death! #monsterdon

ok the belly saw is not as silly as it first appeared in the grand scheme #Monsterdon

I wouldn't want to go to a theme park where the attractions have killing lasers in them #monsterdon

What is this mockery?!?! Godzilla Tower

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

ah, the classic wire Godzilla mother experiment #monsterdon

Godzilla's all ...

"hey, you talkin' to me?"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

Kaiju kickball!
I love that Gigan just has a clearly defined laugh.
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial The chair gives +10 intimidation. Also +10 to dizzy. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan