@msh She's my new pretend tv GF! #monsterdon (I still love you lady with white helmet and busted red light on top tho!)
What's the reasoning behind the space aliens making the kaiju fight? This is all too advanced for me #monsterdon
youβre in rubber suits the saw is rubber itβs okay to make contact #monsterdon
There goes that bridge. Again.
#monsterdon
the tower must be impregnable, huh. I might know someone #monsterdon
Why is Godzilla throwing rocks and boxing. Just use your atomic breath! #monsterdon
the general looks 65 but sounds like... 12 #monsterdon
The VO voice for the general is absurd.
And that is why they made an amusement park with a 1:1 scale Godzilla. LASER LIGHT SHOW!
#monsterdon
I hear boric acid's good to get rid of roaches #monsterdon
Godzilla's doin' The Curly Shuffle!
Noooo! Don't get close to chainsaw belly!!!
@strangefour I'll fess up: I never watch the #monsterdon movie, but I love watching your comments flow by on my timeline π
YES KAIJU ROCK VOLLEYBALL #monsterdon
Alien boss guy's not so intimidating without his swivel chair now, is he? #monsterdon
I'm really struggling to tell whether the bad framing of basically every shot in that whole fight was them trying to disguise low budget or just not being able to frame anything well. I thought it was the former but they unleashed an incredible amount of pyro. It did obscure everything even more so maybe it's just that they were trying to keep the suits as hidden as possible #monsterdon
@Taweret It's to simple! #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan
Bridges, the most dangerous place in Japan. #monsterdon
alley ooped his ass #monsterdon
I feel like humans don't get to accuse aliens of over-reliance on machinery. #monsterdon
@OldRustBucket That'll be important, later, for ... reasons. #monsterdon
They're the Japanese Rat Pack #monsterdon
The Pinto Ray!
So, why the balloon?
OH NO NOT ROVER TOO #monsterdon
no. lower. the shot needs to show weβre caked up #monsterdon
#monsterdon Look we're bendy dolls!!
Tower Godzilla is just happy he got a balloon.
Rover! #monsterdon
wait, so rover is on our side in this movie? #monsterdon
That's alot of fire. I hope they guys in the suits had a long cool bath after this.
#monsterdon
@Taweret I want to see red and black blouse girl kick someone else's ass #monsterdon
@apLundell a good sniper'll spot a cherry a mile away #monsterdon
Oh it's helium!!!!
a balloon you cannot be serious #monsterdon
@socketwench Pretty much every time. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan
Ew, he's smoking #monsterdon
And in the opposing corner the god damned ugliest Godzilla suit ever, but it's just a water only suit so we don't see it for the rest of the movie...
Also the Krillin/Luigi of the Monsterverse,: ANGUILAS!
#monsterdon
@socketwench dunno, but it was "fine"ry a minute ago. #monsterdon
Okay but what is the oxygen tank for?
Well that was a horribly abrupt cut #monsterdon
Okay, we're back to the hippies. Some sanity at last #monsterdon
ok i have yet to get an explanation for why this guy is a hippie are we just going with this #monsterdon
#monsterdon Ghidorah has a little bit of friendly fire problem.
@Taweret But they need a manga artist to make it work. #monsterdon
@Taweret Is that where this is taking place? It's all so industrial #monsterdon
well good thing the on fire giant tank labeled βliquid propane gasβ wonβt explode #monsterdon
@Taweret Also I am really unclear on why it was a theme park specifically. #monsterdon
So what happened to the Gengo + roach guys part of the plot - was that all resolved or should I be waiting for some closure still? #monsterdon
@KanaMauna @Taweret Oh no no no no no that's how we got monsters in the first place, that's just physics #monsterdon
"I'll just wait over here" - Angurus
#monsterdon
@Zerofactorial He said "facePAINT?!" #monsterdon
@Louisa Would pay for this. #monsterdon
Stop doing threat displays #monsterdon
so the cockoaach people from outer space built a theme park to summon kaiju from space which would in turn attract godzilla to the theme park so they could kill him?
@Louisa throw in a library of rubber suits and a sound effects board and i would spend my whole paycheck living there #monsterdon
@Louisa optional rubber suit + video #monsterdon
@Louisa yessssss sign me up! #monsterdon
@trixter there does seem to be a lot of taunting going on.
Okay, do we have a quorum of monsters now or what? #monsterdon
Why isn't this translated? I desperately need to hear this kaiju trash talk. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan
@Taweret Just nuke it already. #monsterdon
Did Godzilla just faceplant? How embarrassing #monsterdon
Itβs MONSTER WRESTLING TIME! #MONSTERDON
Total Chaos is all part of the plan #Monsterdon
so godzilla was just swimming here for the first hour of the movie? and now you expect him to fight without even having a snack? #monsterdon
Once again Iβm working on a Sunday evening and missing #monsterdon π
Yeah all those toxins from burning refineries must be good for the environment right?
Godzilla and Anguirus are doing their best. #monsterdon
@arisummerland Wait, I missed the cycling part #monsterdon
POLICE SQUAD! In Colour #monsterdon
yeah I didnβt know we would have to do so much swimming #monsterdon
@moira @jonny I'm hoping they put out the Mothra call. She can sort things out and make it all better too #monsterdon
@Louisa duolingo but for kaiju names #monsterdon
they sure went all in with the effects #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @jonny Or even a humble metal comma. Just one! #monsterdon
That set smelled like burnt plastic and singed hair for a month.
@jonny If only they had a glowing red rock, but no #monsterdon
#monsterdon Not the MASERS!!!
"Oh the wheel in this guy keeps on tuuurningg!πΆ" #JourneyChainsaw #Monsterdon #2ndRiffCount
THIS was your PLAN?! #monsterdon
Unfortunately, thanks to postwar concessions, Japanese fighter jets are only armed with bottle rockets.
the masers will work this time. i just know it
well, better keep flying directly within striking distance, it seems to be working really well #monsterdon
Say what you will, Gigan's going to town on those little model fighters #monsterdon
All pilots, fly within arms reach! Arms reach!
#monsterdon
THRILL! At the all new Gigan city destruction footage!
CHILL! At the recycles King Ghidorah devastation.
SPILL! You drink at the local Esso station before it explodes.
#monsterdon
It wasn't enough that the poor ship was on fire, he had to get a kick in there too #monsterdon
@moira Pour one out #monsterdon
I don't know what's worse, if they didn't think about how the torso chainsaw required gigan to hump things to death, or if they did #monsterdon
I appreciate the Universal Kaiju Translator if everybody had one it would prevent so many misunderstandings #Monsterdon
@apLundell Apparently only some of them? #monsterdon
#monsterdon Not the Love Boat!!
getting out of sync to go back and watch that 10-15 more times #monsterdon
City's a total burning ruins. It's Miller Time. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan
@Zerofactorial oh wow kinda does #monsterdon
bro all you ever say is βok!β #monsterdon