@msh She's my new pretend tv GF! #monsterdon (I still love you lady with white helmet and busted red light on top tho!)

"The tower must be impregnable!"

Are you sure? I think the ground floor has a gift shop.

#monsterdon

What's the reasoning behind the space aliens making the kaiju fight? This is all too advanced for me #monsterdon

you’re in rubber suits the saw is rubber it’s okay to make contact #monsterdon

There goes that bridge. Again.
#monsterdon

the tower must be impregnable, huh. I might know someone #monsterdon

Why is Godzilla throwing rocks and boxing. Just use your atomic breath! #monsterdon

the general looks 65 but sounds like... 12 #monsterdon

The VO voice for the general is absurd.

#monsterdon

And that is why they made an amusement park with a 1:1 scale Godzilla. LASER LIGHT SHOW!
#monsterdon

I hear boric acid's good to get rid of roaches #monsterdon

Godzilla's doin' The Curly Shuffle!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

Noooo! Don't get close to chainsaw belly!!!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@strangefour I'll fess up: I never watch the #monsterdon movie, but I love watching your comments flow by on my timeline 🙂

YES KAIJU ROCK VOLLEYBALL #monsterdon

Alien boss guy's not so intimidating without his swivel chair now, is he? #monsterdon

I'm really struggling to tell whether the bad framing of basically every shot in that whole fight was them trying to disguise low budget or just not being able to frame anything well. I thought it was the former but they unleashed an incredible amount of pyro. It did obscure everything even more so maybe it's just that they were trying to keep the suits as hidden as possible #monsterdon

@Taweret It's to simple! #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Bridges, the most dangerous place in Japan. #monsterdon

alley ooped his ass #monsterdon

"Let's use the feet we were both with!"

Quotable quote.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

I feel like humans don't get to accuse aliens of over-reliance on machinery. #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket That'll be important, later, for ... reasons. #monsterdon

They're the Japanese Rat Pack #monsterdon

The Pinto Ray!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

So, why the balloon?

#monsterdon

OH NO NOT ROVER TOO #monsterdon

no. lower. the shot needs to show we’re caked up #monsterdon

#monsterdon Look we're bendy dolls!!

Tower Godzilla is just happy he got a balloon.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

Rover! #monsterdon

wait, so rover is on our side in this movie? #monsterdon

That's alot of fire. I hope they guys in the suits had a long cool bath after this.
#monsterdon

@Taweret I want to see red and black blouse girl kick someone else's ass #monsterdon

@apLundell a good sniper'll spot a cherry a mile away #monsterdon

Oh it's helium!!!!

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

a balloon you cannot be serious #monsterdon

@socketwench Pretty much every time. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Ew, he's smoking #monsterdon

And in the opposing corner the god damned ugliest Godzilla suit ever, but it's just a water only suit so we don't see it for the rest of the movie...
Also the Krillin/Luigi of the Monsterverse,: ANGUILAS!
#monsterdon

@socketwench dunno, but it was "fine"ry a minute ago. #monsterdon

Okay but what is the oxygen tank for?

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Well that was a horribly abrupt cut #monsterdon

Okay, we're back to the hippies. Some sanity at last #monsterdon

ok i have yet to get an explanation for why this guy is a hippie are we just going with this #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ghidorah has a little bit of friendly fire problem.

@Taweret But they need a manga artist to make it work. #monsterdon

@Taweret Is that where this is taking place? It's all so industrial #monsterdon

well good thing the on fire giant tank labeled “liquid propane gas” won’t explode #monsterdon

@Taweret Also I am really unclear on why it was a theme park specifically. #monsterdon

So what happened to the Gengo + roach guys part of the plot - was that all resolved or should I be waiting for some closure still? #monsterdon

@KanaMauna @Taweret Oh no no no no no that's how we got monsters in the first place, that's just physics #monsterdon

"I'll just wait over here" - Angurus
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial He said "facePAINT?!" #monsterdon

@Louisa Would pay for this. #monsterdon

Stop doing threat displays #monsterdon

so the cockoaach people from outer space built a theme park to summon kaiju from space which would in turn attract godzilla to the theme park so they could kill him?

#monsterdon

@Louisa throw in a library of rubber suits and a sound effects board and i would spend my whole paycheck living there #monsterdon

@Louisa optional rubber suit + video #monsterdon

@Louisa yessssss sign me up! #monsterdon

@trixter there does seem to be a lot of taunting going on.

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Okay, do we have a quorum of monsters now or what? #monsterdon

Why isn't this translated? I desperately need to hear this kaiju trash talk. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@Taweret Just nuke it already. #monsterdon

Did Godzilla just faceplant? How embarrassing #monsterdon

It’s MONSTER WRESTLING TIME! #MONSTERDON

Total Chaos is all part of the plan #Monsterdon

so godzilla was just swimming here for the first hour of the movie? and now you expect him to fight without even having a snack? #monsterdon

Once again I’m working on a Sunday evening and missing #monsterdon 😞

Yeah all those toxins from burning refineries must be good for the environment right?

#monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

Godzilla and Anguirus are doing their best. #monsterdon

@arisummerland Wait, I missed the cycling part #monsterdon

POLICE SQUAD! In Colour #monsterdon

yeah I didn’t know we would have to do so much swimming #monsterdon

@moira @jonny I'm hoping they put out the Mothra call. She can sort things out and make it all better too #monsterdon

@Louisa duolingo but for kaiju names #monsterdon

they sure went all in with the effects #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @jonny Or even a humble metal comma. Just one! #monsterdon

That set smelled like burnt plastic and singed hair for a month.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaVsGigan

@jonny If only they had a glowing red rock, but no #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not the MASERS!!!

"Oh the wheel in this guy keeps on tuuurningg!🎶" #JourneyChainsaw #Monsterdon #2ndRiffCount

THIS was your PLAN?! #monsterdon

Unfortunately, thanks to postwar concessions, Japanese fighter jets are only armed with bottle rockets.

#monsterdon

the masers will work this time. i just know it

#monsterdon

well, better keep flying directly within striking distance, it seems to be working really well #monsterdon

Say what you will, Gigan's going to town on those little model fighters #monsterdon

All pilots, fly within arms reach! Arms reach!
#monsterdon

THRILL! At the all new Gigan city destruction footage!
CHILL! At the recycles King Ghidorah devastation.
SPILL! You drink at the local Esso station before it explodes.
#monsterdon

It wasn't enough that the poor ship was on fire, he had to get a kick in there too #monsterdon

@funkula #monsterdong
#monsterdon

@moira Pour one out #monsterdon

I don't know what's worse, if they didn't think about how the torso chainsaw required gigan to hump things to death, or if they did #monsterdon

I appreciate the Universal Kaiju Translator if everybody had one it would prevent so many misunderstandings #Monsterdon

@apLundell Apparently only some of them? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Not the Love Boat!!

getting out of sync to go back and watch that 10-15 more times #monsterdon

City's a total burning ruins. It's Miller Time. #monsterdon #godzillavsgigan

@Zerofactorial oh wow kinda does #monsterdon

bro all you ever say is “ok!” #monsterdon