WHOA, WHOA, hold up there movie. Between this and the piss shot I'm starting to suspect you have no sense of propriety at all! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You follow me? /Jams rock into optical drive

@RobynGoodfellow @Louisa This qualifies as Actually Good SFX or cinematography ^_^ #monsterdon

How stoned do you have to be for this to make sense? #monsterdon

@Louisa They must have had those entire sets o hydraulics. Pretty impressive! #Monsterdon #GMK

#monsterdon okay that zilla stomp was a pretty cool practical effects shot

godzilla is optical media? is that why the cartoon gave him laser eyes? #monsterdon

They're spending a lot of time on setup for a movie that needs to introduce three monsters. #Monsterdon

Godzilla being animated by the souls of the dead is a new spin on things... #Monsterdon

So godzilla contains multitudes #monsterdon

"Godzilla will be great as a pet"

followed by ... "That was an earthquake"

#monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Cheers to shaking room set construction!

Jeers to the guy peeing everywhere at the urinal!

#Monsterdon

i love the ppl who do #monsterdon from jorts.horse and so i'll just get a big blast of posts all at once from seemingly random times in the movie. stay jorts, horse

why is the one guy dressed like a cartoon child?

#monsterdon

@MrsMouse I posted it yesterday ^_^

https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/110856365683246993

#monsterdon

Ohhhhhh, seems obvious now that YOU say it! #monsterdon

@seekingfreedom Last one to the flat romance is a rotten egg! #Monsterdon

Visual piss joke followed by kaiju stomp! Everybody drink!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “He was caught destroying some old Shrine.” Just how many Kisses of Death are they going for here?!?

"Godzilla is passé" BITE YOUR TONGUE EDITOR
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Oh no, the rain was godzilla piss the whole time! What a tragic reveal...

#Monsterdon

Thanks for the piss shot, movie. :/ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon awwww baby
More like prince ghidorah

That's some severe punishment for missing the urinal!

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Pissing difficulty level: kaiju attack
#monsterdon

pissing all over yourself... what a way to go #monsterdon

lady, get under the table. not trying to make assumptions, but you're in japan, shouldn't you know how to deal with-- ah. nevermind. #monsterdon

The real reason men can't hit the toilet revealed. #Monsterdon

PEE DISASTER!!! #monsterdon

BUILDING SMASH! #Monsterdon

"Have you seen our website? I'm the webmaster"

...

"Go to the sacred place where Ghidorah lies sleeping"

#monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack #Ghidorah

Once again, the movie Punishes The Youths. I think it was a very deliberate choice not to have a cute kid in this one. #Monsterdon

Typhoon, photos of Godzilla storming the shore, stomping sounds... could it be?

#Monsterdon

"Don't rely on me"

Kaiju movie general or deadbeat dad or both?

#Monsterdon

i always feel so bad for godzilla in any movie where they've made godzilla bad. glad the people in the movie agree #Monsterdon #leaveGodzillaAlone

#Monsterdon So much brass around this conference table. “Why should it choose Japan again?” Excellent question, movie.

@Taweret That and pretending to haunt broken down theme parks on weekends. #Monsterdon #GMK

There is a typhoon and a monster coming it's time for ping pong! #Monsterdon

That house is not built on a particularly solid foundation.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

i really wanna play some table tennis all of a sudden #monsterdon

rocks: like CDs

souls: like electricity

TIL #monsterdon

What happens after you say, "Godzilla would make a good pet."?

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

In this movie also, the first thing that comes into your mind is the unassailable truth #monsterdon

@moira omfg i just saw your meta monsterdon bingo #monsterdon

There is not much time! You must summon the dragon to stop the dinosaur! #Monsterdon

no i'm pretty sure i know what gesture he meant in the cell #monsterdon #birds

"...don't touch that, it's thousand year old kaiju scat"

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Oh, ONLY 2000 years. Working on the same timescale as old dad, I think :P #Monsterdon

The Legend Says... ✅ #Monsterdon

Why has this suddenly become Arrested Development? #monsterdon

And now... exposition in the forest!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “He helps with my research.” I BET he does… 😉

Is Ghidorah a good guy in this one? That's a twist. #Monsterdon #GMK

We have "The Legend Says", y'all! #monsterdon

"...I'm the webmaster, give me your email, and I'll become your worst nightmare"

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon oh wait is Mustache Dad the same character as General Loud Patriotism? That's a convenient character merger.

Also, we see an army conference. Some guy says that we don't need to fear godzilla because our technological arsenal is so powerful. I will call this guy Admiral Motti.

I'm guessing a lot of people are going to give a damn pretty soon. #monsterdon

#monsterdon hope the dog continues to play a role in the film

So when does Matthew Broderick show up? #Monsterdon

Wait, wasn't Godzilla seen in the late 90s? I saw him myself, right here #monsterdon

Strategically placed dual water bottles just out of reach of each attendee.

#Monsterdon

@moira oh frick i don't have my bingo card #monsterdon

I'm counting this Big Conference Room discussion as "Government Office Scene", y'all! #monsterdon

@jonny I would count this as "actually good acting or scene" #monsterdon

#monsterdon

"I should have been nicer to him."

"I got the third degree. Your dad seemed like a pretty tough guy to me."

Really? Wasn't he perfectly polite for the few seconds they interacted?

Was something cut or lost in translation?

And now the obligatory men in a room talking about Godzilla!

#Monsterdon

tell me leuitenant... is our huge military board room big enough? #monsterdon

"..the sub recorded it on SLP, so it's kinda grainy"

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#monsterdon okay good THE DOGE MADE IT :3

this is a remarkably good dub for a kaiju movie, they're even mostly matching the emotional content of what the actors are doing, even when they are extremely stoked about all the teens dying for some reason #monsterdon

Why did Godzilla choose Japan? Because he's a giant weeb, probably
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

free john monsterdon #monsterdon

Ah yes, I see his father has a wonderful grasp of current events. #Monsterdon

Yay! The dog is OK!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The whiny teen now turns into a mothra every time she gets hit with cold water, and back when hot water

"His references are really weirdly specific, don't you think?" #monsterdon

"...wrapped in a cocoon ... as you do, nothing to be alarmed about"

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

They covered in silk but Godzilla still gettin' the blame.

This is racism, folks.

#monsterdon

No, I'M sorry! NO, I AM SORRY! NO ME! NO! #Monsterdon

phew, the dog is okay #Monsterdon

i fucking loved that exchange about the website lmao #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
“It’s under control.” Famous last words.

What is #Monsterdon?

#Monsterdon the surviving drunken teenagers are attacked by a ink-colored blobfish.

Probably the blobfish from Blobby and Friends that drank a Mr. Hyde juice.

Monster movies contain a high level of "fuck around and find out." #monsterdon

#monsterdon now THAT, is....... an effect

let the disco teens do the twist in peace! #monsterdon

Yes! Buh-Bye dog dumping bastards. They're moth food now. #Monsterdon #GMK

dun dun ... dun dun ... dun dun ... dun dun dun dun ... dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Shiba appearance #monsterdon

"Will it explode once inside?"

"It had a big head and a big mouth"

"Sometimes I wish I was born a man"

#OutOfContextFun #monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Man, this movie HATES teenagers. #Monsterdon

This movie has a lot of "Precautionary tales of swords" energy so far

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Do NOT be mean to the dog! #monsterdon

you get what you get, chumps. #monsterdon

Teenagers are the source of all evil. #monsterdon

We got MONSTER IN THE WATER y'all! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
“But the epicenter moved!” Yeah, um… that’s indeed a bad sign.

Forest Man does not appreciate not being offered a beer

#Monsterdon

so less "biker gang" and more... "boater gang." doesn't have the same ring. #monsterdon