#monsterdon what is this weird goblin kaiju called again? Itโs so cute
#Monsterdon โWhat kind? A guardian monster or Godzilla?โ I dunno, what is it on the Richter scale?
you can't know in advance what will qualify as a check for "teeth!" in #MonsterdonBingo, but i'm assuming we'll know it when we see it #monsterdon
(Very, very BRIEF hospital scene, because SMASH) #Monsterdon
that'll teach her to have a broken leg
Happy tail appreciation day to you!
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MAN this movie hates children! Wow! #Monsterdon
Watch out for that tail!
My, this Godzilla is a lot more nimble than usual.
Godzilla not shy about dealing out civilian deaths #monsterdon
Just when you thought it was safe to sit up in your hospital bed...
There's an anti-godzilla plan..
and we get to see cute floppy ears #monsterdon pupper #Baragon
This Godzilla's kind of lumpy. Bad posture. Someone get him to a giant chiropractor. #Monsterdon
"Wait, then what's that other thing?" Is a great moment. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
Hospital scene! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon โAir-raid sirensโ should be a bingo square if they arenโt already.
Great lens flare on Godzilla's crotch, did JJ Abrams direct this
Godzilla's just getting out of the bath so his hide doesn't get too wrinkly, don't worry about it
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NOT THE FISH! #monsterdon
@cheribaker i had that for the amount of resources they wasted scrambling and then descrambling the navy lmao #monsterdon
How long til Mothra shows up with a folding metal chair?
The old incoming monster wave #monsterdon
Let the running commence!
#Monsterdon Look, for the last time, EPICENTERS DO NOT MOVE.
ANNNNNNNND THERE HE IS! #monsterdon
Up from the depths. 30 stories high. Breathes fire. His head in the sky! #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack
ah yeah, the main attraction at last #Monsterdon
IT HIM
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โซโช A threeee hour toooour โซโช #Monsterdon
#monsterdon omfg hahaha dude shoots the monster twice and it just shakes its head like "Not in MY house"
Japan's Jim Varney, everyone! Let's give him a big hand! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon โ50 years agoโฆโ flashback wouldโve been cooler if they used footage from a previous movie.
Shouldnโt have thrown that dog in the waterโฆ #Monsterdon
Perhaps it's niche, but I'm gonna file "soldier firing handgun into Baragon's face" as a โ Military Failure #Monsterdon
Monster? Hurry up and sit around a table!
Are you shooting a kaiju with a revolver? #monsterdon
floppy ears puppy kaiju
Pistols? Try masers, fools! #monsterdon
Baragon. Baragon!
Baragon gets all the cheers
She's got flappy bat-like ears
We all love you Baragon.
rawr. RAWR!
Ramen Time nom nom nom
The epicenter is moving again .. dang it let us enjoy ramen time in peace
And the Godzilla Warning System is activated! #Monsterdon
[meta] i swear to god some of yโall live in those kooky half-hour time zones. thereโs always a crowd thatโs exactly 30min behind lol #monsterdon
Aim for the ears!
Oooh, the rare bat-eared rhino!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
ABSOLUTELY ALL I can see is that actress going "raaaaarrrr!" xD #monsterdon
Mm, fruit snacks #Monsterdon
Baragon! Who wants ear scritchies? #Monsterdon #GMK
#Monsterdon The monsters are there to protect their homeland. But they need more high-tech warships.
"if you're sure about it why don't you put it on your website" is a sick ass 2001 burn #monsterdon
"The monster looks like Godzilla."
OK so there are people who don't believe in Godzilla and this woman who has seen so many that she is acting as a consultant.
"Guardian Monsters" is my GWAR cover band. #Monsterdon #GMK
Those are not humane prison conditions.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
ANOTHER monster? That's impossible!!! #Monsterdon
"Do you think we should issue another warning?" "It won't make any difference."
"...the epicenter is moving"
"you mean ...."
"yes, there's thunder underground!"
<Ozzy Osborne starts playing>
The monsters are underground? They better not break into the wrong Goddamn rec room!
These two had better end up together for all the time they spend eating together #monsterdon
I really wanna make jokes but the tone shifts with the suicide forest and war-like footage are making it difficult ๐ฌ #Monsterdon
@cheribaker Taxation is theft! Public infrastructure doubly so! RARRRR #Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack
Giant eyeball blinking in window! Never gets old!
i want ramen from the ramen shop :(
"I for one will never forget those terrible events." "Over Macho Grande?" #Monsterdon #GMK
Yeah Godzilla hates infrastructure. It is known. #Monsterdon
the people screaming while waggling their arms behind them is the funniest part of this to me so far #monsterdon
"To be honest, some of the men don't think #Godzilla exists"
#Monsterdon Earthquakes, โIf the Earth could speak,โ and a cave-in. Yup, Earth hates us.
Flashback but with new footage shot in colour, okay #monsterdon
I ran so far awaaaaaaay. #Monsterdon #GMK
Hmm. Between the "monsters are homeland defense" and the "give the military more money" I'm starting to think we might have another Imperialist Godzilla on our hands :/ #Monsterdon
I suspect we're watching different edits of tonight's movie. Comments are bit more chaotic than usual.
Flashback!
Once someone said it in the movie, their building was caved in by something that is not an earthquake.
@rwhe Pickleball #monsterdon
what the fuck lmfaooooo #monsterdon
...So Godzilla is the monster version of the Dept. of Homeland Security? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon โThat rock wasnโt there before! โฆ Itโs moving!โ Finally, the plot is moving.
We are at DEFGOD 3! #Monsterdon
Battle Cruiser Yuzu #monsterdon
Is that a helipad or a tennis court? #monsterdon
preeeeeetty sure I played this naval warfare game in... 2008? #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe and synth music, don't forget the Epic 90s SYNTH. #monsterdon
"c'mon dad gimme some military secrets for our crappy produciton company pleeeease" #monsterdon
We have set the Godzilla Alert to Yellow.
#Monsterdon โCollective will to live of thousands of peopleโฆโ. Make that 999โฆ 998โฆ
First half hour of this movie is just smash cuts and meetings! #Monsterdon
A FUCKING SUICIDE FOREST JOKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
this voice actor's b movie screaming game is on point #monsterdon
The only thing that can stop a bad kaiju with a gun is a ...
....
wait. That guy with a gun didn't really help at all, did he?
OK! Back to the drawing board.
i have no idea what the metaphor is for godzilla basically being a walkman for souls stored as a bunch of mp3s in the earth's crust #monsterdon
Stones can record information like a CD
captain kirk's gonna grab one of those stalagmites and hit a robot with it #monsterdon
You're on thin ice, buddy!
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โThat wasnโt an earthquake.โ Our boy has finely tuned earthquake senses.
With all this talking about prophecy and talking.. and more prophecy.. do you think.. I dunno.. maybe Godzilla's going to show up and destroy everything. #Monsterdon #GMK
@neia winner winner! #monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow @Louisa Nah, stagehands, ropes and pulleys :)