#monsterdon what is this weird goblin kaiju called again? It’s so cute

#Monsterdon “What kind? A guardian monster or Godzilla?” I dunno, what is it on the Richter scale?

you can't know in advance what will qualify as a check for "teeth!" in #MonsterdonBingo, but i'm assuming we'll know it when we see it #monsterdon

(Very, very BRIEF hospital scene, because SMASH) #Monsterdon

that'll teach her to have a broken leg

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Happy tail appreciation day to you!

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MAN this movie hates children! Wow! #Monsterdon

Watch out for that tail!

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My, this Godzilla is a lot more nimble than usual.

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Godzilla not shy about dealing out civilian deaths #monsterdon

Just when you thought it was safe to sit up in your hospital bed...

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There's an anti-godzilla plan..

and we get to see cute floppy ears #monsterdon pupper #Baragon

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This Godzilla's kind of lumpy. Bad posture. Someone get him to a giant chiropractor. #Monsterdon

"Wait, then what's that other thing?" Is a great moment. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

Hospital scene! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Air-raid sirens” should be a bingo square if they aren’t already.

Great lens flare on Godzilla's crotch, did JJ Abrams direct this

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Godzilla's just getting out of the bath so his hide doesn't get too wrinkly, don't worry about it

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NOT THE FISH! #monsterdon

@cheribaker i had that for the amount of resources they wasted scrambling and then descrambling the navy lmao #monsterdon

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How long til Mothra shows up with a folding metal chair?

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The old incoming monster wave #monsterdon

Let the running commence!

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#Monsterdon Look, for the last time, EPICENTERS DO NOT MOVE.

GAO~~! GAO~~!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISRifRAKyI&t=115s

ANNNNNNNND THERE HE IS! #monsterdon

Up from the depths. 30 stories high. Breathes fire. His head in the sky! #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

ah yeah, the main attraction at last #Monsterdon

IT HIM

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♫♪ A threeee hour toooour ♫♪ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon omfg hahaha dude shoots the monster twice and it just shakes its head like "Not in MY house"

Japan's Jim Varney, everyone! Let's give him a big hand! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “50 years ago…” flashback would’ve been cooler if they used footage from a previous movie.

Shouldn’t have thrown that dog in the water… #Monsterdon

Perhaps it's niche, but I'm gonna file "soldier firing handgun into Baragon's face" as a ✅ Military Failure #Monsterdon

Monster? Hurry up and sit around a table!

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Are you shooting a kaiju with a revolver? #monsterdon

floppy ears puppy kaiju

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Pistols? Try masers, fools! #monsterdon

Baragon. Baragon!

Baragon gets all the cheers
She's got flappy bat-like ears
We all love you Baragon.

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@Taweret baragon _is_ a puppy. a _good_ puppy.

mostly. xD

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rawr. RAWR!

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Ramen Time nom nom nom

The epicenter is moving again .. dang it let us enjoy ramen time in peace

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And the Godzilla Warning System is activated! #Monsterdon

[meta] i swear to god some of y’all live in those kooky half-hour time zones. there’s always a crowd that’s exactly 30min behind lol #monsterdon

Aim for the ears!

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Oooh, the rare bat-eared rhino!
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ABSOLUTELY ALL I can see is that actress going "raaaaarrrr!" xD #monsterdon

Mm, fruit snacks #Monsterdon

Baragon! Who wants ear scritchies? #Monsterdon #GMK

#Monsterdon The monsters are there to protect their homeland. But they need more high-tech warships.

"if you're sure about it why don't you put it on your website" is a sick ass 2001 burn #monsterdon

"The monster looks like Godzilla."

OK so there are people who don't believe in Godzilla and this woman who has seen so many that she is acting as a consultant.

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"Guardian Monsters" is my GWAR cover band. #Monsterdon #GMK

Those are not humane prison conditions.
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ANOTHER monster? That's impossible!!! #Monsterdon

"Do you think we should issue another warning?" "It won't make any difference."

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"...the epicenter is moving"
"you mean ...."
"yes, there's thunder underground!"

<Ozzy Osborne starts playing>

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The monsters are underground? They better not break into the wrong Goddamn rec room!

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These two had better end up together for all the time they spend eating together #monsterdon

I really wanna make jokes but the tone shifts with the suicide forest and war-like footage are making it difficult 😬 #Monsterdon

@cheribaker Taxation is theft! Public infrastructure doubly so! RARRRR #Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Giant eyeball blinking in window! Never gets old!

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i want ramen from the ramen shop :(

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"I for one will never forget those terrible events." "Over Macho Grande?" #Monsterdon #GMK

Yeah Godzilla hates infrastructure. It is known. #Monsterdon

the people screaming while waggling their arms behind them is the funniest part of this to me so far #monsterdon

"To be honest, some of the men don't think #Godzilla exists"

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#Monsterdon Earthquakes, “If the Earth could speak,” and a cave-in. Yup, Earth hates us.

Flashback but with new footage shot in colour, okay #monsterdon

I ran so far awaaaaaaay. #Monsterdon #GMK

Hmm. Between the "monsters are homeland defense" and the "give the military more money" I'm starting to think we might have another Imperialist Godzilla on our hands :/ #Monsterdon

I suspect we're watching different edits of tonight's movie. Comments are bit more chaotic than usual.

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Flashback!

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@neia

Once someone said it in the movie, their building was caved in by something that is not an earthquake.

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@rwhe Pickleball #monsterdon

what the fuck lmfaooooo #monsterdon

...So Godzilla is the monster version of the Dept. of Homeland Security? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “That rock wasn’t there before! … It’s moving!” Finally, the plot is moving.

We are at DEFGOD 3! #Monsterdon

Battle Cruiser Yuzu #monsterdon

Is that a helipad or a tennis court? #monsterdon

preeeeeetty sure I played this naval warfare game in... 2008? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe and synth music, don't forget the Epic 90s SYNTH. #monsterdon

"c'mon dad gimme some military secrets for our crappy produciton company pleeeease" #monsterdon

We have set the Godzilla Alert to Yellow.

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#Monsterdon “Collective will to live of thousands of people…”. Make that 999… 998…

First half hour of this movie is just smash cuts and meetings! #Monsterdon

A FUCKING SUICIDE FOREST JOKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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this voice actor's b movie screaming game is on point #monsterdon

The only thing that can stop a bad kaiju with a gun is a ...

....

wait. That guy with a gun didn't really help at all, did he?

OK! Back to the drawing board.

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i have no idea what the metaphor is for godzilla basically being a walkman for souls stored as a bunch of mp3s in the earth's crust #monsterdon

Stones can record information like a CD

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captain kirk's gonna grab one of those stalagmites and hit a robot with it #monsterdon

You're on thin ice, buddy!

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“That wasn’t an earthquake.” Our boy has finely tuned earthquake senses.

With all this talking about prophecy and talking.. and more prophecy.. do you think.. I dunno.. maybe Godzilla's going to show up and destroy everything. #Monsterdon #GMK

@neia winner winner! #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow @Louisa Nah, stagehands, ropes and pulleys :)

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