oh nooooooo! #Godzilla used flame on #Baragon RIP 😭

#monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Gee I wonder what's going to hatch out of the MYSTERIOUS GIANT COCOON! #Monsterdon

lake testicles #monsterdon

@Taweret Baragon relied too heavily on Hi-Jump Kick :/ #Monsterdon

@unlofl Counting this as "She likes snax, zim" #monsterdon

[obnoxiously talking with mouth full] What did I miss? Anybody else want some snacks? #Monsterdon

"Human monsters are also real, but you'll learn about that when you grow up. If you're lucky." #monsterdon

"Are we gonna die?"

"You, probably, yeah, you're young enough for the director to hate you." #Monsterdon

You killed our dog you bastard! #Monsterdon

I like how some people are basically calm and others are COMPLETELY LOSING IT. #monsterdon

Cute human child! #Monsterdon

"Sounds a bit far-fetched"

A general in a kaiju move

-my dude, that horse has already left the barn

#Monsterdon

@springdew it's the #monsterdong
#monsterdon

godzilla uses dragon pulse

its super effective on baragon :(

#monsterdon

meanwhile back in the cave of aaaaaaaaaaaaa #monsterdon

Baragon nooooo

#Monsterdon

Why didn't he just save time and start with that? #monsterdon

It's a good thing you have atomic breath, big G, because your arms are as useless as T Rex's. #monsterdon

Woah! They really pulled out al the stops on the atomic breath.
Poor Baragon. :-(

#Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

Gotta give it to him, Godzilla is a mfing badass in this one.

#monsterdon

maybe it was a bad idea to walk into the building right next to a monster fight #monsterdon

@seekingfreedom haha what if? nah jk haha #monsterdon

Everyone loves Baragon and wants them to be happy

#Monsterdon

why is #Baragon not in the title??!! Has more screen time so far than #Mothra and #Ghidorah combined! grrr

#monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Noooo don’t die Baragon you’re too sexy haha #Monsterdon

Baragon CC: Dude, i'm sorry what i said about your mother! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon For all the talk of earthquakes earlier, the ground is remarkably steady during Great Monster Throwdown.

godzilla uses tail whip

it's super effective

#monsterdon

Y'see, Godzilla trained for many years under his sensei Curly Howard. #Monsterdon

super disrespectful to just keep calling them "red monster" like that. they are on your team. #monsterdon

Ooooh! Right in the helicopter!

#Monsterdon

Love the impromptu wrestling emceeing. And the use of scale compared to the humans. Really nice. #Monsterdon

(i cannot make a joke that was funnier than that yeet, i just can't.)
#monsterdon

XD XD XD Fight went all Looney Tunes there :D #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow omg dying #monsterdon

Wow, what a trickshot

#Monsterdon

oh no #Godzilla fell down

#monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Ouch, I hate getting kicked in the gravel pit.

#Monsterdon

Godzilla uses tail-whip!

It is SUPER-effective!!!

#monsterdon

"Ooooh the disrespect of that tail blow!" #monsterdon

Nice that the movie comes with people doing wrestling commentary. Usually we have to do that ourselves. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon We keep telling the tourists to stay far from the wildlife! No photo is worth this!

Right in the ol' gravel pits! #monsterdon

Big G with the head shake. He seems unimpressed. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

there is so much sweet wrestling move + great kaiju acting in this one #monsterdon

What happened to the synth-funk? I miss the synth-funk.

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Monster bites monster! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Baragon had a very good opportunity to spear Godzilla with its horn, but didn't take it. Maybe the horn is a reproductive display rather than a defense mechanism?

"It's enormous but quite cute really" #Baragon

"hey quick, take a photo and then we will run" #priorities #NoPicDidn'tHappen

#monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

get a load of that dashboard-mounted antenna tv wow lol #monsterdon

Baragon CC: Godzilla, yo momma was a gecko that sold car insurance! #monsterdon

#monsterdon there are a lot of people doing monsterdon these days huh? I am way behind on the hashtag 😅

whats going on is everyone livestreaming something called #monsterdon right now?

Also Baragon's name isn't in the title so I'm pretty sure he's about to get nuked. #Monsterdon

this whole middle third of the movie is just evacuation scenes. me likey. (^_^)
#monsterdon

"godzilla's much bigger than I thought he'd be!" yeah that's what she said #Monsterdong #monsterdon

Kaiju Level Professional Wresting!

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

there is no way this pipsqueak is gonna beat godzilla #monsterdon

dang the #monsterdong is flying thick and furry in tonight's #monsterdon xD

@Taweret@octodon.social I'm sure they're going to compromise by terrorizing Osaka or something.
#Monsterdon

Baragon is what happens when you let a Mogwai loose on a buffet after midnight.

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Does your travel agent offer refunds? #monsterdon

Never take a photo without checking for Godzilla first! Rookie mistake

#Monsterdon

“Whoa, the animatronics at Tokyo Disney are incredible!” #Monsterdon

"Hi folks! Need someone to hold the camera?" #Monsterdon

doing selfies with the kaiju before running. i mean, i get it

#monsterdon

Take note kids "Selfies kill" #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

Fast one tonight! 🏆 #Monsterdon

Instagram moment!

#Monsterdon

Wait, Baragon! Wait! You forgot to kill them! Come back! #Monsterdon

Most of them have evacuated themselves, frankly. #monsterdon

"He's heading right for Tokyo" Odds on seeing the Diet building explode again? #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

We are facing imminent destruction!

Cabinet must meet and discuss a plan!

Our government inaction #Monsterdon

don't blame him #monsterdon

Sideways Japan map is neato #Monsterdon

imagine if the kaiju fought each other. but that would never happen

#Monsterdon

baragan the bat-rhino-puppy #monsterdon

"Evacuate? #Godzilla is just a legend! AAAAaaaaaaa"

#monsterdon #conspiracyTheory #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon Godzilla folds Japanese crane.

@howler0502 omg that makes perfect sense #monsterdon

No distracted driving laws in Japan? #monsterdon

Yes, this random stone we picked up in the forest is the key to it all, I know it.

#Monsterdon

Wow, an ACTUAL mushroom cloud. All-Out Attack said fuck symbolism, we're using the real deal :P #Monsterdon

Oh shit, it's Godzilla vs. Mr Peanut

On like donkey kong and shit

#Monsterdon

Godzilla's eyes look like he's blind. #monsterdon

"We have to evacuate the school. Turns out the director intends to depopulate Japan, starting from the youngest." #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Yeah that's a seriously good choice I think in this context #monsterdon

NOT THE CHILDREN #monsterdon

@howler0502 across the top row???? WHAT WAS TEETH!? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Fisherman catches VERY big fish. Bet it gets away.

<guy with megaphone> OH SHIT, I THOUGHT I WAS DOING A PRANK! #monsterdon

This G suit's got some super creepy zombie eyes. #Monsterdon #GMK #MonstersAllOutAttack

Folks I’m starting to think this Godzilla character is not a good guy

#Monsterdon

Heh, Godzilla's got the same reaction to high-pitched noises as I do :P #Monsterdon

If you want Godzilla to attack, you have to break a few eggs.

#Monsterdon

@howler0502 Somebody else got #bingo which means a meta!"Someone else gets bingo" is applied! #monsterdon

Why are you supposed to evacuate buildings when Godzilla is incoming? He doesn't generally care whether you're indoors or out.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"...this just in, deet-da-deet-da-deet-deet-deet"
"what'd we tell you about making those noises, Jeffery."

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Wait, did the girl in the hospital die? Got hit by the tail?

#monsterdon

AHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK #monsterdon