mysterious forest man is conspicuously wearing a jockey cap. this dude is definitely going to #RideTheKaiju #monsterdon

DONT BE MEAN TO THE DOG #monsterdon

Indeed - what /does/ motivate Godzilla?

#Monsterdon

What an entrance!!

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Protect the pupper!! #Monsterdon

SHIBA INU! #monsterdon

are these also a biker gang? #monsterdon

So the TLC anchor is our Mulder? #Monsterdon

Ground-penetrating missiles are a vast untapped market for the conventional military market.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"The Guardian Monsters .... of the Galaxy!"

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#monsterdon drinking game idea: count every time a kaiju shows up and take that many shots

Like first kaiju appears, take one shot. Second kaiju shows up, take two shots (so three total), third kaiju, you take three shots, etc.

You’d have to be real careful about what monsterdons you participate in…

The epi-center of the earthquake moved #monsterdonScience #monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

I'm not sure why they needed to deliver that drill by cruise missile, but I guess that defense budget isn't going to spend itself. #Monsterdon

This guy EARNED his acting paycheck #Monsterdon

not so much "this hole was made for me" but more "I'm making this hole for me" #monsterdon #Monsterdong

"...and a big... [REDACTED]"

#Monsterdon

Big Missile Unsheathed! #Monsterdon

And a REALLY big...... #monsterdon

"There may be people trapped in the rubble!"

"Don't worry, this'll take care of them!" *chk-CHK!* #Monsterdon

Well, I wouldn't ride one of the damn things #monsterdon

This is some serious next level public works s**t right here. #Monsterdon #GMK

But is it ecologically sustainable? #monsterdon

The missile gets its own theme!

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

this dramatic synth funk will be the death of me #monsterdon

That mechanism doesn't look boring. #monsterdon

#monsterdon 1812 Overture::La Cucaracha

@plaidtron3000 aaand that's a #monsterdong xD

#monsterdon

GET ME PICTURES OF (checks notes) GODZILLA! #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf More mysterious stranger!

#Monsterdon

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough #drillrocket #Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon Obviously faking a monster effect is just ASKING for trouble, by the Law of Universal Irony.

@cheribaker The _best_ kind of shoehorn #monsterdon

Good thing they missed the sleeping kaiju when drilling that highway tunnel.

#Monsterdon

grey hair moment #monsterdon

Jumping back in to... a hell of a wig #monsterdon

The 'BS' in 'BS Digital Q' stands for bullshit, I guess?
#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

TEETH ✅ #Monsterdon

I smell a story, chief!

#Monsterdon

BS: says it all, really. #monsterdon

Biker gang sub plot? #monsterdon

Smashing super annoying biker bros. I love Baragon even more now. #Monsterdon #GMK

Is this a motorcycle gang that threatens people with novelty horns that play the 1812 Overture?!?!?! LMAO

#Monsterdon

Damn, that was some pretty grim foreshadowing by the truck driver.

"Jeez," he says.

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#monsterdon does that count as a car chase?

Godzilla don't cotton to no disrespectful motorcycle gangs! Gonna teach them kids a lesson! #Monsterdon

That'll teach those hooligans to ride around hooliganishly on motorcycles! ROCKS ON ALL THEIR HEADS! #Monsterdon

Well, what's the point of being a biker gang if you can't also make a fashion statement? #monsterdon

Didn't your mama raise you not to wreck shrines? #monsterdon

can the movie just be about these guys? #monsterdon

I'm glad the submarine crew are all wearing float vests.
#Monsterdon

Miss smoking in movies & guys getting upset about their split ends dot gif

send toot

#Monsterdon

Oh no, festively dressed bikers!

#Monsterdon

Okay. Might start movie late.
Placeholder to start film thread.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaGMK

@apLundell #Monsterdon Salem? 😜

Oh no, The Youths! #Monsterdon

Dun dun dun ... creepy old man in the woods, check. Mysteriously disappears, check.

#Monsterdon

oh no it's the biker dorks #monsterdon

Oh don’t worry about him, he’s just the forest guy, he’s cool

#Monsterdon

Late to #monsterdon as usual and oh wow what an oddly jovial scene to drop in on. one would hardly suspect the world is about to get kaiju'd up

"...this island has hobos?"
"Nope, that was a shadowy apparition."
"Ahh, cool, cool."

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

"Docudrama?" [Buckaroo Banzai fandom appears] #monsterdon #BuckarooBanzai

#monsterdon : "In the States there are many stories about witches. They've made many of the villages famous world wide!"

If that's true, then surely you'll have no trouble naming one of these famous villages?

Men in white linen suits are always running out of the woods screaming, but remember that they're more scared of you than you are of them

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “An American nuclear sub is missing!” Like the US Navy would admit publicly that they lost one…

Whoops, you woke up the mermaids! Or was it Megalodon? #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Japanese branch of TLC. So when do we get Japanese Zak Baggins? #Monsterdon

And now we have youths riding motorcycles, recklessly.

Kaiju X Akira crossover, anybody?

#Monsterdon

@cheribaker Thank You Toho Can I Have Another! #Monsterdon #GMK

#monsterdon films are always better with a spunky girl reporter.

That's a lot more fun than a bratty, weirdly dubbed, kid, which is the only other option.

Does anybody hike in appropriate clothes in Japan, or just light suits? #monsterdon

@Telstar TM stands for Turrible Monster #monsterdon

Betacam sighting!

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Oh god, the origin of Q-anon? #monsterdon

BETACAM #monsterdon

Hey, hey! Stop making a bad movie! #Monsterdon

Just kidding, archive.org doesn't feel like streaming 🤷‍♂️ #monsterdon

I like it when the opening credits slap me right across the face. 😂 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon that was definitely NOT the Jaws theme you heard there.

Take two of Person With Camera if you missed the first one! #Monsterdon

@yatsu I managed to get it reset and it's working ... I think. #monsterdon

GIANT MONSTERS ALL OUT ATTACK!

:ameowbongo: :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

Nobody registered Ghidorah? Dis! #monsterdon

The opening music sounds like some battle theme from pokemon

#Monsterdon

incredible title hit #monsterdon

WHOA! Title sequence out of nowhere! Down boy, down! #Monsterdon

Nope. wasn't the monster. some guy with a pinecone.

Lotsa folk make that mistake, tho'!

#Monsterdon

Oh WOW those title credits. XD #monsterdon

JAWS!! #Monsterdon

this movie is going Hard (tm) #monsterdon

godzilla spotted #monsterdon

"...gonna need a bigger rescue sub"

#Monsterdon #GiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Wait, didn't we watch this one?
Ugh. Summer reruns.

#Monsterdon

Good thing it's not the deep sea vessel Ugli Fruit. #monsterdon

Wow, this one's downright roomy. #Monsterdon

I hope these guys fully charged their game controllers. #Monsterdon #GMK

oh dang i think my display speaker broke in last night's power surge dang #monsterdon

I just spotted Person With Camera! TV camera counts, I think. #bingo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon was the submarine made of carbon fiber?

Soundtrack is INTENSELY early-2000s, synth yer brains out :P #Monsterdon

So this is one of those "Nothing happened after the first movie" timelines then? #Monsterdon #GMK