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there's our guardian monster being totally bodyslammed by the big G

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Is "guardian monster" just movie-speak for "we need our own bomb"?

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oooh nice callback to the original Godzilla

Not nearly as scary here but the smashing right through a mountain is a nice touch

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Something something something eggs something not as bad a disaster as the most recent U.S. elections.

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6.7/10 in synchronized screaming

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#monsterdon Mt. Fuji in the background! Epic.

Godzilla has no use for "mountains"

just shoves on through!

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Get outa my way mountain
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"FUCK this hillside." -Godzilla

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raar!

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"You got any games on your camera?"

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I'm mostly only paying attention when there's screaming and running. Not disappointed so far :godzilla:

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"Take a photo, and then we'll run!"

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Do not use Godzilla as your medical provider.
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#monsterdon It sort of looks like a really big version of the mind control slug that Khan used in Star Trek 2.

I seem to recall there being a paper trail establishing Godzilla's immunity to artillery. #monsterdon

Godzilla: I don't give a fuck about your kid.

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Godzilla meet-cute live tracking

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#monsterdon Godzilla loves stomping on refineries. LOVES REFINERIES. Gets his little 'zilla piggies nice and oogy.

#Monsterdon OH LAWD HE CHARGIN

So.

Do you know why this sequence absolutely kicks ass?

It's Shusuke Kaneko. The same one who did the Heisei Gamera.

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what these guys need are some ancient metal commas

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Godzilla stomps with Mt Fuji in the background!

SO MUCH CLASSIC MY BRAIN HURTS

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@saucerlost ba dum tss

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Tired: Mushroom cloud
Wired: Godzilla cloud

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Can anyone translate that text message? #monsterdon

Black Friday sale!

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For some reason there aren't many women who are suit actors in kaiju movies (there may be more in tv series tokusatsu, I dunno). The first one was Gyaos suit actor in the 90s Gamera movie (which feels really late). But the most memorable has to be Rie Ota here as Baragon and her angry cute GAO GAO roars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISRifRAKyI&t=115s
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#monsterdon The Japanese are good at waiting. We have to wait for confirmation. We have to wait for the legislature. We have to wait for the winds to be right. We can't do anything, we're just going to sit here... with our amber sunglasses, indoors, staring at each other.

THAT was fucking awesome.

She thought she was safe and then… tail!

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ooff, mushroom cloud trigger warning!

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Man, Godzilla woke up grumpy today. #Monsterdon

This Godzilla's a real asshole #monsterdon

I have a bingo! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hello, my name is Godzilla, do you want a car warranty extension or a timeshare?

The USA upgraded from tariffs to destroying competitive nations with kaiju. #monsterdon

Red Godzilla be like

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Who's the best little giant puppy dog? You are yes you are. Gao gao!
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#monsterdon It's stompin time! Boom boom, smash smash.

The guy in the cave looks like Japanese Sherlock Holmes #monsterdon

Bingo! That was quick #monsterdon

He's going straight for the children's hospital, who would do that?

*eyes camera

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godzilla crotchshot :(
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See, now that's what Godzilla looks like!
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Big dick energy

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Mmmm ramen! #Monsterdon

does red godzilla move 3x faster than regular godzilla?
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It;'s Gozilla's dumb cousin. The one pushing Amway and his own brand of beer. #monsterdon

okay godzilla appears with a crotch shot in this one

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This monster movie has like 75% more dialog and exposition than your average American blockbuster action movie today. Thinking about Kong v. Godzilla, and it just dropped you right into the middle of how King Kong doesn't like other kaiju. Like, wat. #monsterdon

wow, the 2001 japanese phone tech is like... i don't know PEAK, but also hilarious.

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“i’m not godzilla! i’m baragon! we don’t even look the same!” #monsterdon

He looks fun

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Rie Ôta (inside Baragon) is the first female suit actor in the Godzilla series. She frequently "roared" when inside her suit during filming.

monster's in for a surprise jail inspection.

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"it had a horrible head on it!"

"stop talking about beer and tell me what happened!"

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How much of this movie is going to be spent doubting the existence of the thing the movie is named after?

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Oh hey! It's that guy who has the worst luck in all three of the Heisei Gamera movies. Man even in another continuity his luck is the worst.
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lol @ the idiot shooting his pistol...

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Old dude has seen a giant eye looking at him before....

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#Monsterdon Do all of them have chairs for children? Typing has to be hell on that desk.

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Yukijirô Hotaru was cast as the suicidal man who discovered Ghidorah. He played Inspector Osaka in all three of the director's Gamera films.

"...back when I was a kid, you had to run from Godzilla on the way to school."

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@allanb That's so true. For some of those scenes they had full moving soundstages. These were really well done. And then they do a cheap ass composite like this?

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I bet he plays bongo drums in a jazz club every weeknight. #monsterdon

Ah, recap footage. Excellent. So much budget saved.

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@EmptySet @Cherizilla wow very nice, congrats!

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"don't the guardian monsters support the troops??"

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Ooo, flashbacks....

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"The homeland is the land of our home. The rocks, the rivers and trees and things. Fuck the people. You can totally have a home without people."

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"Some of the men don't think Godzilla exists."
"Then why are we in a Godzilla movie right now?"
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I wanna see Pong on one of these ship screens.

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Go go godziller

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@anne I backed up all my MP3s to agate a few years ago. #monsterdon

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that stuntman has a sweet shoulder roll tbh

A destroyer destroyer, and not a DDH, hm

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Thanks, @Cherizilla

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#monsterdon Good cave tumble!

@aburka GODZILLACOR 1E #Monsterdon

I'm going to burn my entire music library to New England bluestone. #monsterdon

oof 2001 CGI is GO

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Funny that there just happens to be a conveniently placed trap door to the Cave of Kaiju Horrors

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It's A Wonderful Life staring Godzilla
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The data from the hills was archived to a bird.

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there's a giant monster on the loose, the government issues a security bulletin. yup. checks out.

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was this man just scared into living?

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Webmasters. CDs. Suicide attempts in the woods.

Is there anything more 2001?

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I already don't care who this guy is or why he's in the cave. Just show me the kaiju already.

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#Monsterdon "That hill wasn't there before!" - words you never ever want to hear.

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yes, rocks are just like CDs

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"Rocks are like CD's"
"Alright, throw it in the boombox, lets see what's on here..."
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The hills are alive with the sound of kaiju

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The spirits are a form of electricity. Ok sure #monsterdon

"Hey, that hill wasn't there before."

Whelp...

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"That hill wasn't there before!" Classic

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