Ooo, flashbacks....

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"The homeland is the land of our home. The rocks, the rivers and trees and things. Fuck the people. You can totally have a home without people."

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"Some of the men don't think Godzilla exists."
"Then why are we in a Godzilla movie right now?"
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I wanna see Pong on one of these ship screens.

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@anne I backed up all my MP3s to agate a few years ago. #monsterdon

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that stuntman has a sweet shoulder roll tbh

A destroyer destroyer, and not a DDH, hm

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Thanks, @Cherizilla

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#monsterdon Good cave tumble!

@aburka GODZILLACOR 1E #Monsterdon

I'm going to burn my entire music library to New England bluestone. #monsterdon

oof 2001 CGI is GO

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Funny that there just happens to be a conveniently placed trap door to the Cave of Kaiju Horrors

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It's A Wonderful Life staring Godzilla
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The data from the hills was archived to a bird.

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was this man just scared into living?

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Webmasters. CDs. Suicide attempts in the woods.

Is there anything more 2001?

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I already don't care who this guy is or why he's in the cave. Just show me the kaiju already.

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#Monsterdon "That hill wasn't there before!" - words you never ever want to hear.

We now go to a suicide in progress at Aokigahara.#Monsterdon

yes, rocks are just like CDs

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"Rocks are like CD's"
"Alright, throw it in the boombox, lets see what's on here..."
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The spirits are a form of electricity. Ok sure #monsterdon

"Hey, that hill wasn't there before."

Whelp...

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"That hill wasn't there before!" Classic

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That guy smells of feet. Trust me
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#monsterdon Ha ha... have to reset my Samsung TV now, to get Plex to stop being such a POS... I've got some fast forwarding to do I guess.

“Godzilla would be great as a pet.” Okay, maybe? #Monsterdon

I do love a good NASA style control centre with a big board

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He'll be fine
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BIG STEPPY

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see also

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Godzilla stomps on drunks with bad aim!

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that girl saying it wasn't godzilla's fault is so much more right than she knows

(here i am again, having feelings about gojira)

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typhoon approaching and their windows aren't shuttered? 🥴
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I wonder if the subs on the Internet Archive copy are a fanlation. They use "1" for "I" consistently.

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I know people are skeptical about using one monster to defeat another, but saving Japan by playing high-stakes Pokemon feels right to me. #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @davesdogmaggie i don't think anyone has actually asked for godzilla's pronouns in canon

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#monsterdon so glad the little shiba dog stayed safe in the box

Do NOT go to the sacred place where the great Ghidorah lies sleeping, that is a BAD IDEA.

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Why would it choose Japan again? (The Japanese market for kaiju movies can't possibly be the reason....) #Monsterdon

I want the cover of our terrible Broderick Godzilla to slowly fade in over these questions about why it's back

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“And why should it choose Japan again? We can’t answer that.”

🤣🤣🤣

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#Monsterdon Mount Fuji! Drink!

#monsterdon Like a huge creature, or just a huge creature? Not sure if the english dubbing needed to be somewhat valley-gurl about it. It's like... a big boulder in the size of a small huge boulder.

wonder if the water bottles are sponsored placement.

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Everyone has complementary water at this table.

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this, too, is yuri #monsterdon

Look, her dad has to be serious, he's involved in very important kaiju business.

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THAT IS A LARGE TABLE

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Maybe it is the dubbed but he looks so happy talking about thousand dying
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I love how they cut to the puppy getting pets. That scene told us two things: the assholes died, and the dog is fine.

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machigai nai. gojira da yo

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Yay the dog made it!
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I like how they carefully showed the dog did NOT die.

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That's what you get for stealing a stone guardian, fools

Aw the dad is actually sweet and understanding.

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Father, what a surprise! You live at our house too?!
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Please let the dog survive, while they all get what’s coming to them.

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#monsterdon THE DOG IS FINE. THE DOG WILL BE FINE

that was quick

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#monsterdon Shades of Clash of the Titans, with the cute little doggo being Danae and Perseus. :)

I tend to like kaiju sci-fi better than sci-fi in general. I'm pretty tough on the genre as a whole. #monsterdon

Godzilla hates hoodlums

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Okay motorcycle hooligans I kind of expected, rowboat hooligans are more surprising

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#monsterdon Awwww... an Akita I think… cute little doggo.

medieval illustrations of kaiju! i want to see baby godzilla blowing a trumpet with her butt

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Aww, the kaiju have their own yearbook #monsterdon

You can't bring a book to hot pot night mate. Unreal. #Monsterdon

look i want chips too, just not like that

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I feel like this is the Japanese equivalent of Hawkeye shooting USB arrows

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Do I ever want a screenshot of that line drawing of Mothra! What a tattoo it would make!

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Are all dogs in Japan that one specific breed?

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@kb9ens lol, like he would listen. He's a baddie from one of these movies! #Monsterdon #ElonMusk

wtf they have against rocks
well ripo that mountainside
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Don't worry, we'll drill those bikers in half yet. #monsterdon

mmmmmm yakiniku

someone's had a little too much beer though.

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She wants to do quality work, it's her prerogative. #monsterdon

"If you think you're putting that in my butt, you're crazy." - Mountain

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@Lazarou Don’t tell Elon #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A touch late, but here we are! Yay! Found the english dub, so that'll be a bit easier to play along with all of you for this. :)

Mmm. Monster skin close ups.
Go Go G (B) M K!
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"Hey you can't film monster fiction here it will ruin our rep!"

"But it will make you part of a legend...tourists will flock to see the place! It will be good for business!"

"... :blobthinking:...OK"

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This is the Scream of godzilla movies.

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Well, we started with a man screaming instead of a woman, so this is Woke Godzilla

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An earthquake? In Japan, a notoriously seismically stable country?

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#Monsterdon is... is this how they plan to draw out godzilla? with a motorcycle parade?

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Come out to play-ay

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Are the disrespectful brats on motorcycles going to be the first to get it?

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It had a much better soundtrack that time though

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lol, is the asshole biker gang going to get squished?

Excellent

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twist: he's actually a movie star RIGHT NOW #monsterdon

it's the Ghost of Godzillas Past!

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There are no monsters!! I mean besides Godzilla, Mothra, etc etc. NO monsters at all!!!
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A giant monster "resembling" Godzilla attacked the US. Just a big lizard. Suck it, Matthew Broderick.

Long-ass title just STOMPS the screen.

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I think the word you're looking for is: clickbait #Monsterdon

Blair Kaiju Project

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Good lord I saw this one the last time! It might have been my first #monsterdon ❤️

GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK!

Joining #Monsterdon from the Philippines today, where it's 9:00 AM.