Ooo, flashbacks....
"The homeland is the land of our home. The rocks, the rivers and trees and things. Fuck the people. You can totally have a home without people."
"Some of the men don't think Godzilla exists."
"Then why are we in a Godzilla movie right now?"
#Monsterdon
I wanna see Pong on one of these ship screens.
@anne I backed up all my MP3s to agate a few years ago. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π¦ π π¦ π’ π π€ π±
that stuntman has a sweet shoulder roll tbh
A destroyer destroyer, and not a DDH, hm
#monsterdon Good cave tumble!
@aburka GODZILLACOR 1E #Monsterdon
I'm going to burn my entire music library to New England bluestone. #monsterdon
oof 2001 CGI is GO
Funny that there just happens to be a conveniently placed trap door to the Cave of Kaiju Horrors
It's A Wonderful Life staring Godzilla
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The data from the hills was archived to a bird.
was this man just scared into living?
I already don't care who this guy is or why he's in the cave. Just show me the kaiju already.
#Monsterdon "That hill wasn't there before!" - words you never ever want to hear.
We now go to a suicide in progress at Aokigahara.#Monsterdon
yes, rocks are just like CDs
"Rocks are like CD's"
"Alright, throw it in the boombox, lets see what's on here..."
#monsterdon
The spirits are a form of electricity. Ok sure #monsterdon
"That hill wasn't there before!" Classic
That guy smells of feet. Trust me
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Ha ha... have to reset my Samsung TV now, to get Plex to stop being such a POS... I've got some fast forwarding to do I guess.
βGodzilla would be great as a pet.β Okay, maybe? #Monsterdon
I do love a good NASA style control centre with a big board
He'll be fine
#monsterdon
BIG STEPPY
see also
Godzilla stomps on drunks with bad aim!
that girl saying it wasn't godzilla's fault is so much more right than she knows
(here i am again, having feelings about gojira)
typhoon approaching and their windows aren't shuttered? π₯΄
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I wonder if the subs on the Internet Archive copy are a fanlation. They use "1" for "I" consistently.
I know people are skeptical about using one monster to defeat another, but saving Japan by playing high-stakes Pokemon feels right to me. #monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou @davesdogmaggie i don't think anyone has actually asked for godzilla's pronouns in canon
#monsterdon so glad the little shiba dog stayed safe in the box
Do NOT go to the sacred place where the great Ghidorah lies sleeping, that is a BAD IDEA.
Why would it choose Japan again? (The Japanese market for kaiju movies can't possibly be the reason....) #Monsterdon
I want the cover of our terrible Broderick Godzilla to slowly fade in over these questions about why it's back
#Monsterdon Mount Fuji! Drink!
#monsterdon Like a huge creature, or just a huge creature? Not sure if the english dubbing needed to be somewhat valley-gurl about it. It's like... a big boulder in the size of a small huge boulder.
wonder if the water bottles are sponsored placement.
Everyone has complementary water at this table.
this, too, is yuri #monsterdon
Look, her dad has to be serious, he's involved in very important kaiju business.
THAT IS A LARGE TABLE
Maybe it is the dubbed but he looks so happy talking about thousand dying
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I love how they cut to the puppy getting pets. That scene told us two things: the assholes died, and the dog is fine.
machigai nai. gojira da yo
Yay the dog made it!
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#monsterdon
I like how they carefully showed the dog did NOT die.
That's what you get for stealing a stone guardian, fools
Aw the dad is actually sweet and understanding.
Father, what a surprise! You live at our house too?!
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Please let the dog survive, while they all get whatβs coming to them.
#monsterdon THE DOG IS FINE. THE DOG WILL BE FINE
that was quick
#monsterdon Shades of Clash of the Titans, with the cute little doggo being Danae and Perseus. :)
I tend to like kaiju sci-fi better than sci-fi in general. I'm pretty tough on the genre as a whole. #monsterdon
Godzilla hates hoodlums
Okay motorcycle hooligans I kind of expected, rowboat hooligans are more surprising
#monsterdon Awwww... an Akita I think⦠cute little doggo.
medieval illustrations of kaiju! i want to see baby godzilla blowing a trumpet with her butt
Aww, the kaiju have their own yearbook #monsterdon
You can't bring a book to hot pot night mate. Unreal. #Monsterdon
look i want chips too, just not like that
I feel like this is the Japanese equivalent of Hawkeye shooting USB arrows
Do I ever want a screenshot of that line drawing of Mothra! What a tattoo it would make!
Are all dogs in Japan that one specific breed?
@kb9ens lol, like he would listen. He's a baddie from one of these movies! #Monsterdon #ElonMusk
wtf they have against rocks
well ripo that mountainside
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Don't worry, we'll drill those bikers in half yet. #monsterdon
She wants to do quality work, it's her prerogative. #monsterdon
"If you think you're putting that in my butt, you're crazy." - Mountain
@Lazarou Donβt tell Elon #Monsterdon
#monsterdon A touch late, but here we are! Yay! Found the english dub, so that'll be a bit easier to play along with all of you for this. :)
Mmm. Monster skin close ups.
Go Go G (B) M K!
#Monsterdon #GMK
"Hey you can't film monster fiction here it will ruin our rep!"
"But it will make you part of a legend...tourists will flock to see the place! It will be good for business!"
"... :blobthinking:...OK"
This is the Scream of godzilla movies.
Well, we started with a man screaming instead of a woman, so this is Woke Godzilla
An earthquake? In Japan, a notoriously seismically stable country?
#Monsterdon is... is this how they plan to draw out godzilla? with a motorcycle parade?
Are the disrespectful brats on motorcycles going to be the first to get it?
It had a much better soundtrack that time though
twist: he's actually a movie star RIGHT NOW #monsterdon
it's the Ghost of Godzillas Past!
There are no monsters!! I mean besides Godzilla, Mothra, etc etc. NO monsters at all!!!
#monsterdon
A giant monster "resembling" Godzilla attacked the US. Just a big lizard. Suck it, Matthew Broderick.
Long-ass title just STOMPS the screen.
I think the word you're looking for is: clickbait #Monsterdon
Blair Kaiju Project
Good lord I saw this one the last time! It might have been my first #monsterdon β€οΈ
GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK!
Joining #Monsterdon from the Philippines today, where it's 9:00 AM.