So far the music is fun
GODZILLA, MOTHRA, AND KING GHIDORA: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK
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THE SEARCH FOR A LONGER TITLE
a (r) movie (r) with people (r)
can you relax the trademarks in the fucking titles? please?
Donβt forget to wear your sub helmet.
A US nuclear submarine is missing?!
Thatβs what happens when you alert the Russians to the location of your subs.
Here's a thought. If you know Godzilla is down there, why are you poking around down there? Because that's how you wake Godzilla. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon *skipped over some exposition to catch up*
The spokesman for the Ministry of Defense will deliver a statement in front of the fine china. #monsterdon
...Okay I've seen Godzilla since I first watched this movie and I am gonna take a bit of an exception to General Bitchass here
The military didn't save Japan from Godzilla, it was one pacifist scientist who killed himself to save your asses! The military mostly SUCKED and DIED #monsterdon
"...we're missing a sub!"
"Oh, sorry ... I was hungry, and it was just sitting there."
#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack
You know itβs going to be good, when you see this.
omg i forgot about that dig at the 1998 american godzilla movie π
Why the tinted glasses inside? #Monsterdon
Well, here we go... #monsterdon
I like how the whole city stops for the news
Hrm, the SDF looks to have flattops?
we have pegasus sign!
I see @miru is doing a #Hackers30 watch party on Monday, September 15 at 8pm Eastern Daylight Time. Check it out! https://miru.miyaku.media
I started off watching the Miru stream with subs, after 5 mins of trying to handle it all, switched to a dubbed download. Then switched back to Miru when the download proved to be incomplete.
@littlemiao 40 movies next year π¦ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(franchise) #monsterdon
Dude, they can't hear you nod
I have a feeling that there are a lot more Godzilla movies out there than I ever imagined #Monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai Ah yeah the grocery store sounds plausible
Now there's a twist! Godzilla's hubris in swallowing the sub was his downfall.
Thank you everyone for another fantastic #Monsterdon! Thank you @Taweret for hosting.
See you next week!
@JoeWynne OMG That would've been so on point.
I'm a little weirded out that Gojira was the "bad guy" in all this. #monsterdon
#monsterdon The good, the bad, and the dubbing. And a kaiju heart fucking off into the sea. Good music for a change. Awesome horny kaiju. Mothra. King Ghidora. Hospital tail swipe. It had it all.
#Monsterdon fun times.all :D see ya next week
@Newpa_Hasai oooh darn, so close though
...there must have been a "warning ignored" moment somewhere in there, I would think
The stream has treats π
Wait . . . So it's the Kaiju Quickening??
That was fun, guys. Not the best Kaiju movie, but friends, Kaiju movies are like pizza: it don't gotta be fancy to get the job done.
Same time next week?
Have a good night!
@rallias Yes! I had to re-watch Gosford Park last night with the subtitles on to get the hang of the dialog -- I'd tried watching it without, and I have a great sound system, and still couldn't catch a lot. So kudos whoever made the voices so clear for this #Monsterdon movie, even though I don't speak Japanese.
@aburka @aburka 1) I don't think I saw any self-destructive foolish choices tho', and that's kind of implied 2) Godzilla's not infrastructure, 3) ...I was thinking car chasing car but yeah, I can accept that. 4) Nope! Yokohama Bay Bridge is Yokohama. That whole final sequence was all Yokohama, in particular, Minato Mirai.
Thanks @Taweret for hosting my favorite thing every week.
Good night and GAO GAO everyone.
#Monsterdon #GMK #Baragon
Oh damn, post-credits music video! I hope we see Thanos.
as an aside: big thanks to #Toho for putting all their old movies in the @internetarchive
Ending with rhe Godzilla favorites album.
#monsterdon
good un @Taweret and #monsterdon crew βοΈ
I'll be honest, I was going to skip this week. So glad I didn't. This was an awesome movie and I'm sorry to everyone/you're all welcome for my occasional hornyposting. See you all again next week! (Or when I finally make my AD account. ;) #Monsterdon
Godzilla was being a jerk cuz he woke up grumpy or something so the Guardian Monsters with a little help from the Good Ship Squishy Orange put him in his place and they all effed off into the sea kinda
THE END
It was great fun lots of smashing and explosions and epic monster fights! Coulda used a bit more Big Red Kaiju Dog but it was still delightful
Thanks for hosting this somewhat mindless but highly entertaining Royal Kaiju Rumble #Monsterdon @Taweret !
Third time's the charm, right, King Ghidorah? You're all golden and shiny!
@mortaine I have to admit that I'm not getting how a random severed kaiju heart still beating means apparently Godzilla is coming back later. Like apparently it... forms a new godzilla around the heart?
@CactuarJoe Yeah, this one had some American-level military propaganda.
I notice there were no Amazon drone deliveries in this disaster movie
That was definitely one of the better movies we've seen.
Thanks for lovely flick, folks! This one was just a straight up decent film. Exactly what was printed on the kaiju-movie tin.
NO NOT THE MAGIC ROCK
@moira ok I'll make you a case here #monsterdon
- greedy businessman: long hair chainsmoker dude
- electrical infrastructure: godzilla, I mean did you see the blue laser move
- car chase: "follow that helicopter!"
- tokyo landmark destroyed: idk, don't know my landmarks, maybe that bridge??
it's always a good end when the monsters fuck off into the sea
The heart of Godzilla is the beatin'
#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack
@jivens true dat
@starkraving666 They'll use a nuke and just bring Godzilla back from the dead.
@kshernandez me too--too many Target commercials.
anyway, this concludes a #monsterdon thread for "Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)"
it was
it was okay?
@wohali but he still didn't light it ...
That wasn't Godzilla's heart. That was just intestinal gas shifting, and the existing intestinal flora beginning to digest Godzilla from the inside.
Expect a giant, fetid, bloated, floating, radioactive Godzilla corpse in a few days. Say goodbye to your shoreline.
#monsterdon starring: Chiharu Niiyama
Just Chiharu, no-one els-oh
#monsterdon Turn on your heart light, let it...
My God, I'm a whole 10 min behind# #monsterdon
β« My hea---aaaart will go on, forever! β«
#monsterdon #godzilla
Oh, right, radiation. Maybe.
Oh, didn't like that... no thanks.
#Monsterdon
Oh no...he sprung a leak! #monsterdon
But The Heart Of Godzilla Beats On...
Yuri, looking off into the sea after biking around Tokyo all night and falling off a bridge: o7
"Godzilla's disappeared completely!"
"And the sub?"
"I said he's disappeared completely...." #GodzillaIsABottom #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
But lo can't you hear it? The beating of the telltale heart!
#Monsterdon #GMK
π«‘ π¦π¦π
#Monsterdon get in mah belly
Hand Salute!
I love this ending with them standing a responsible and safe distance apart lmao
We Salute Our Guardian Monsters
Well, you see, ghosts are electrical, and tape stores electronic implus --- HEY WHERE'RE YOU GOING!?
oh hey oji-san *was* a spirit all along, hooray for that
Old man was a ghost?! Ruh roh, Raggy!
Godzilla? There never was a Godzilla...
#monsterdon
the old man was a spirit!?!?! that is why you don't put the old man into prison. you are pissing off the entire afterlife that way ! #monsterdon
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Did this just turn into a ghost movie?!?!?
A ghost story!!! π»β
#monsterdon
@jammerb Oh huh, that would make sense
"Yes, Yuri works for us! She and I have the same hairdresser too!"
Yes, Yuri is alive, but she does seem to be stranded on a riprap jetty somewhere.
#monsterdon these _are_ the same starship troopers helmets from 1997 they're using, right?
Newsroom: "Hooray! We're All Gonna Get Paid!"
@diazona I thought it came from uts tail - that's where the reactors are
#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack
Where can I get a research submarine with emergency military capability like that, come on nowβ¦
and back from the squid to the cigarette, hehe.
It's there Kaiju duct tape? Godzilla can just go to Ace hardware and then continue destroying Tokyo.
#monsterdon Currently confused as to which kaiju are alive and which are dead..
Definitely ate the whole edible. #monsterdon
"Godzilla's gone!"
Ok, but didn't you think that last time?
#Monsterdon