That guy smells of feet. Trust me
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#monsterdon Ha ha... have to reset my Samsung TV now, to get Plex to stop being such a POS... I've got some fast forwarding to do I guess.

“Godzilla would be great as a pet.” Okay, maybe? #Monsterdon

I do love a good NASA style control centre with a big board

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They should also awaken Gamera to protect the children! #Monsterdon

He'll be fine
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BIG STEPPY

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see also

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Godzilla stomps on drunks with bad aim!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

that girl saying it wasn't godzilla's fault is so much more right than she knows

(here i am again, having feelings about gojira)

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typhoon approaching and their windows aren't shuttered? 🥴
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I wonder if the subs on the Internet Archive copy are a fanlation. They use "1" for "I" consistently.

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I know people are skeptical about using one monster to defeat another, but saving Japan by playing high-stakes Pokemon feels right to me. #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @davesdogmaggie i don't think anyone has actually asked for godzilla's pronouns in canon

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#monsterdon so glad the little shiba dog stayed safe in the box

Do NOT go to the sacred place where the great Ghidorah lies sleeping, that is a BAD IDEA.

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Why would it choose Japan again? (The Japanese market for kaiju movies can't possibly be the reason....) #Monsterdon

I want the cover of our terrible Broderick Godzilla to slowly fade in over these questions about why it's back

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“And why should it choose Japan again? We can’t answer that.”

🤣🤣🤣

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#Monsterdon Mount Fuji! Drink!

#monsterdon Like a huge creature, or just a huge creature? Not sure if the english dubbing needed to be somewhat valley-gurl about it. It's like... a big boulder in the size of a small huge boulder.

wonder if the water bottles are sponsored placement.

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Everyone has complementary water at this table.

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this, too, is yuri #monsterdon

Look, her dad has to be serious, he's involved in very important kaiju business.

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THAT IS A LARGE TABLE

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Maybe it is the dubbed but he looks so happy talking about thousand dying
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I love how they cut to the puppy getting pets. That scene told us two things: the assholes died, and the dog is fine.

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machigai nai. gojira da yo

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Yay the dog made it!
🪅
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I like how they carefully showed the dog did NOT die.

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@Newpa_Hasai

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_(Japanese_name)

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THE DOG LIVES! The teenagers, not so much.

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That's what you get for stealing a stone guardian, fools

Aw the dad is actually sweet and understanding.

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Father, what a surprise! You live at our house too?!
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Man, you know you fucked up if MOTHRA eats your ass. #monsterdon

Please let the dog survive, while they all get what’s coming to them.

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#monsterdon THE DOG IS FINE. THE DOG WILL BE FINE

that was quick

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#monsterdon Shades of Clash of the Titans, with the cute little doggo being Danae and Perseus. :)

I tend to like kaiju sci-fi better than sci-fi in general. I'm pretty tough on the genre as a whole. #monsterdon

Godzilla hates hoodlums

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Okay motorcycle hooligans I kind of expected, rowboat hooligans are more surprising

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BS Digital seems kind of on the nose for a company making fake documentaries about monsters.

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#monsterdon Awwww... an Akita I think… cute little doggo.

medieval illustrations of kaiju! i want to see baby godzilla blowing a trumpet with her butt

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Aww, the kaiju have their own yearbook #monsterdon

You can't bring a book to hot pot night mate. Unreal. #Monsterdon

look i want chips too, just not like that

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I feel like this is the Japanese equivalent of Hawkeye shooting USB arrows

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Do I ever want a screenshot of that line drawing of Mothra! What a tattoo it would make!

#Monsterdon #GMKAllOutAttack #Godzilla

Are all dogs in Japan that one specific breed?

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Godzilla -> Steak.

this movie is MAKING CHOICE CUTS.

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@kb9ens lol, like he would listen. He's a baddie from one of these movies! #Monsterdon #ElonMusk

Don't worry, we'll drill those bikers in half yet. #monsterdon

wtf they have against rocks
well ripo that mountainside
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I like the look of that drill missile...

(Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.) #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

mmmmmm yakiniku

someone's had a little too much beer though.

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She wants to do quality work, it's her prerogative. #monsterdon

"If you think you're putting that in my butt, you're crazy." - Mountain

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@Lazarou Don’t tell Elon #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A touch late, but here we are! Yay! Found the english dub, so that'll be a bit easier to play along with all of you for this. :)

okay, who captured the d-03 device warning label.

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Mmm. Monster skin close ups.
Go Go G (B) M K!
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"Hey you can't film monster fiction here it will ruin our rep!"

"But it will make you part of a legend...tourists will flock to see the place! It will be good for business!"

"... :blobthinking:...OK"

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This is the Scream of godzilla movies.

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Well, we started with a man screaming instead of a woman, so this is Woke Godzilla

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An earthquake? In Japan, a notoriously seismically stable country?

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#Monsterdon is... is this how they plan to draw out godzilla? with a motorcycle parade?

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Come out to play-ay

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Are the disrespectful brats on motorcycles going to be the first to get it?

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It had a much better soundtrack that time though

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lol, is the asshole biker gang going to get squished?

Excellent

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twist: he's actually a movie star RIGHT NOW #monsterdon

it's the Ghost of Godzillas Past!

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There are no monsters!! I mean besides Godzilla, Mothra, etc etc. NO monsters at all!!!
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A giant monster "resembling" Godzilla attacked the US. Just a big lizard. Suck it, Matthew Broderick.

Long-ass title just STOMPS the screen.

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I think the word you're looking for is: clickbait #Monsterdon

Blair Kaiju Project

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Good lord I saw this one the last time! It might have been my first #monsterdon ❤️

Ha, specialized in low budget drama, very meta etc. and also Godzilla could make Japanese villages as famous as witches!

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GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK!

Joining #Monsterdon from the Philippines today, where it's 9:00 AM.

So far the music is fun

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GODZILLA, MOTHRA, AND KING GHIDORA: GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK

2:

THE SEARCH FOR A LONGER TITLE

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a (r) movie (r) with people (r)

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"What's happening out there? What's that on the screen?"

...Bitch we're seeing the same thing you are, we don't know either #monsterdon

can you relax the trademarks in the fucking titles? please?

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Don’t forget to wear your sub helmet.

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A US nuclear submarine is missing?!

That’s what happens when you alert the Russians to the location of your subs.

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Here's a thought. If you know Godzilla is down there, why are you poking around down there? Because that's how you wake Godzilla. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *skipped over some exposition to catch up*

The spokesman for the Ministry of Defense will deliver a statement in front of the fine china. #monsterdon

...Okay I've seen Godzilla since I first watched this movie and I am gonna take a bit of an exception to General Bitchass here

The military didn't save Japan from Godzilla, it was one pacifist scientist who killed himself to save your asses! The military mostly SUCKED and DIED #monsterdon

"...we're missing a sub!"
"Oh, sorry ... I was hungry, and it was just sitting there."

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

You know it’s going to be good, when you see this.

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omg i forgot about that dig at the 1998 american godzilla movie 😂

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Why the tinted glasses inside? #Monsterdon

Well, here we go... #monsterdon

I like how the whole city stops for the news

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