Love is a battlefield, sir

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Our country suffered a terrible attack.

BY GODZILLA

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Hrm, the SDF looks to have flattops?

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we have pegasus sign!

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#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!!!!!!

I see @miru is doing a #Hackers30 watch party on Monday, September 15 at 8pm Eastern Daylight Time. Check it out! https://miru.miyaku.media

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@littlemiao 40 movies next year 🦖 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(franchise) #monsterdon

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Dude, they can't hear you nod

@Newpa_Hasai Ah yeah the grocery store sounds plausible

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@JoeWynne OMG That would've been so on point.

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#monsterdon The good, the bad, and the dubbing. And a kaiju heart fucking off into the sea. Good music for a change. Awesome horny kaiju. Mothra. King Ghidora. Hospital tail swipe. It had it all.

@Newpa_Hasai oooh darn, so close though

...there must have been a "warning ignored" moment somewhere in there, I would think

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#Monsterdon fun times.all :D see ya next week

The stream has treats 😁

https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/115007843529662704

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Wait . . . So it's the Kaiju Quickening??

@nazokiyoubinbou @mortaine

This is canon, I believe.

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That was fun, guys. Not the best Kaiju movie, but friends, Kaiju movies are like pizza: it don't gotta be fancy to get the job done.

Same time next week?

Have a good night!

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@rallias Yes! I had to re-watch Gosford Park last night with the subtitles on to get the hang of the dialog -- I'd tried watching it without, and I have a great sound system, and still couldn't catch a lot. So kudos whoever made the voices so clear for this #Monsterdon movie, even though I don't speak Japanese.

@aburka @aburka 1) I don't think I saw any self-destructive foolish choices tho', and that's kind of implied 2) Godzilla's not infrastructure, 3) ...I was thinking car chasing car but yeah, I can accept that. 4) Nope! Yokohama Bay Bridge is Yokohama. That whole final sequence was all Yokohama, in particular, Minato Mirai.

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Thanks @Taweret for hosting my favorite thing every week.
Good night and GAO GAO everyone.
#Monsterdon #GMK #Baragon

Ending with rhe Godzilla favorites album.
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good un @Taweret and #monsterdon crew ✌️

I'll be honest, I was going to skip this week. So glad I didn't. This was an awesome movie and I'm sorry to everyone/you're all welcome for my occasional hornyposting. See you all again next week! (Or when I finally make my AD account. ;) #Monsterdon

Godzilla was being a jerk cuz he woke up grumpy or something so the Guardian Monsters with a little help from the Good Ship Squishy Orange put him in his place and they all effed off into the sea kinda

THE END

It was great fun lots of smashing and explosions and epic monster fights! Coulda used a bit more Big Red Kaiju Dog but it was still delightful

Thanks for hosting this somewhat mindless but highly entertaining Royal Kaiju Rumble #Monsterdon @Taweret !

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Third time's the charm, right, King Ghidorah? You're all golden and shiny!

@mortaine I have to admit that I'm not getting how a random severed kaiju heart still beating means apparently Godzilla is coming back later. Like apparently it... forms a new godzilla around the heart?

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I notice there were no Amazon drone deliveries in this disaster movie

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Thanks for lovely flick, folks! This one was just a straight up decent film. Exactly what was printed on the kaiju-movie tin.

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@moira ok I'll make you a case here #monsterdon

- greedy businessman: long hair chainsmoker dude
- electrical infrastructure: godzilla, I mean did you see the blue laser move
- car chase: "follow that helicopter!"
- tokyo landmark destroyed: idk, don't know my landmarks, maybe that bridge??

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NO NOT THE MAGIC ROCK

it's always a good end when the monsters fuck off into the sea

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The heart of Godzilla is the beatin'

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@jivens true dat

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@starkraving666 They'll use a nuke and just bring Godzilla back from the dead.

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@kshernandez me too--too many Target commercials.

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@wohali but he still didn't light it ...

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I love you, King Ghidora!

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thanks all, esp @Taweret , have a good week!

#monsterdon starring: Chiharu Niiyama

Just Chiharu, no-one els-oh

#monsterdon Turn on your heart light, let it...

My God, I'm a whole 10 min behind# #monsterdon

♫ My hea---aaaart will go on, forever! ♫
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Oh, right, radiation. Maybe.

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Oh, didn't like that... no thanks.
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Oh no...he sprung a leak! #monsterdon

But The Heart Of Godzilla Beats On...

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Yuri, looking off into the sea after biking around Tokyo all night and falling off a bridge: o7

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"Godzilla's disappeared completely!"

"And the sub?"

"I said he's disappeared completely...." #GodzillaIsABottom #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

But lo can't you hear it? The beating of the telltale heart!
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🫡 🦋🦇👑

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#Monsterdon get in mah belly

Hand Salute!

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I love this ending with them standing a responsible and safe distance apart lmao

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We Salute Our Guardian Monsters

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Well, you see, ghosts are electrical, and tape stores electronic implus --- HEY WHERE'RE YOU GOING!?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma_Domain

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oh hey oji-san *was* a spirit all along, hooray for that

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Old man was a ghost?! Ruh roh, Raggy!

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Godzilla? There never was a Godzilla...
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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Did this just turn into a ghost movie?!?!?

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A ghost story!!! 👻​
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@jammerb Oh huh, that would make sense

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"Yes, Yuri works for us! She and I have the same hairdresser too!"

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Yes, Yuri is alive, but she does seem to be stranded on a riprap jetty somewhere.

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#monsterdon these _are_ the same starship troopers helmets from 1997 they're using, right?

Newsroom: "Hooray! We're All Gonna Get Paid!"

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@diazona I thought it came from uts tail - that's where the reactors are

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Where can I get a research submarine with emergency military capability like that, come on now…

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and back from the squid to the cigarette, hehe.

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It's there Kaiju duct tape? Godzilla can just go to Ace hardware and then continue destroying Tokyo.

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#monsterdon Currently confused as to which kaiju are alive and which are dead..

Definitely ate the whole edible. #monsterdon

"Godzilla's gone!"
Ok, but didn't you think that last time?
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Daddy will take responsibility

FROM THE AFTERLIFE

wrap this shit up guys, this bitch is past her bedtime

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I had not watched this in a while. So it was a nice opportunity to put in the DVD and watch it again in Japanese.

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Trivia: IIRC, Satsuma was the domain that, towards the end of the Tokugawa Shogunate (1860s-70s ish), defied the laws against unauthorised contact with foreigners to start building its own Western-style navy.

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Godzilla is under the sea, it would be really strange to get it on the radar, no?
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#Monsterdon Death fart

daughter: a botched tracheotomy

Godzilla blew himself.
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How is Yuri and her boyfriend not completely drowned by now?
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Godzilla trying give a final blast.

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The Commander's a pervert after my own heart. He had the opportunity to get deep throated and went for it. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

All the guardians are glowing! #Monsterdon

so when Godzilla was underwater before was he still on the radar?!

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Now THAT'S a spicy meatball!

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No way, he's watching the same movie we are!
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godzilla's career is no longer on the radar! it's

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Yeah I get acid reflux from eating too many of those damn little oranges too #Monsterdon

Oh jeez, I hope Godzilla doesn't grow wings now. 🤦‍♂️

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Kids, take it from Godzilla. Don’t smoke.

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Godzilla gerd

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atomic breath containment breach

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Film me! Film me like one of your French girls!

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Oh man I love the little buzz/crackle when Godzilla's atomic breath is charging up, like it's done something funny to the recording device. Whoever produced the sound for this did an awesome job.

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#Monsterdon Someone slip acid into the pilot's head?

Me on taco Tuesdays

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You're gonna want to patch that leak, big G.

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Satsuma used finishing move: HEART ATTACK
It's super effective.
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GODZILLA SPLASH

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