Air defense Godzilla (compare with Gamera)

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it's WET FALCOR

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#monsterdon Long hair reporter dude is my second favorite behind horny kaiju..

Bargain Basement of the airwaves! The Honest Ed's of Usenet! The Dollarama of 56K!

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All of the more-realistic allusions to war are making it hard for me to enjoy corniness.

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"Haven't you done enough yuri?"

Is there such a thing as too much yuri? #Monsterdon

"Take it away Yuri"
She's dead, burnt to a crisp.
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“Bargain basement of the airwaves!”

I love how this movie is aware of itself.

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Straight from the lizard's mouth, huh

I want to see Yuri bringing a giant microphone to interview Godzilla

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JSDF Flankers?

Also, are guided bombs really "missiles"?

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Godzilla is pretty tasty with the Atom Breath in this movie!

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Can we start calling it "The Net" again?
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Wow the hair guy is both comical and disturbing

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bullshit digital
wow her company really is aiming for the lowest of low budget media
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My dude if that lizard decided to pick on you you'd be vaporized by now

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oh and Buy US savings bonds

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I really love this mountain set they made. It feels so big and real with all the layering of hills.
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It’s a white packing peanut.

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Some of the Yokohama miniature sets from this film were used in

World's least convincing 「大丈夫」

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"hey Miss, will we die?"

there's a way to ask that, and I'm not sure that was it.

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There was a girl in the background of the hospital triage walking around like a zombie.

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With an epic tail slap, our hero flings Baragon into a helicopter.

Great job, Godzilla!

y'all, that looked a LOT like REAL FIRE. I mean not in-camera, but that fire and explosion looked like it actually occurred in reality at some point

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yuri! yuri!

very fedi thing to chant 🥴

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Chopper giving kaiju wrestling play by play. Heh.
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“Our monster hasn’t got a chance” #Monsterdon

two men?
uhh, so the pilot made it okay??? 🥴

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How did that helicopter explode so hard, what was is carrying

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Just how much fuel was that helicopter carrying???? #Monsterdon

Japan is consumed more by who will win the fight rather than how many scores of people just died
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So that guy who decided to shoot his revolver at Baragon kinda sums up why I'm in favor of massive gun buyback programs and draconian gun control.

Because he had a gun, he thought it was the solution to… THAT.

Basically, it comes down to this: if all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

"Godzilla's kicking the red monster in the gravel pits!"

Is *that* what you call them?

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Baby so cute. Everyone take a picture.
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there's our guardian monster being totally bodyslammed by the big G

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Is "guardian monster" just movie-speak for "we need our own bomb"?

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oooh nice callback to the original Godzilla

Not nearly as scary here but the smashing right through a mountain is a nice touch

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Something something something eggs something not as bad a disaster as the most recent U.S. elections.

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6.7/10 in synchronized screaming

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#monsterdon Mt. Fuji in the background! Epic.

Godzilla has no use for "mountains"

just shoves on through!

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Get outa my way mountain
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"FUCK this hillside." -Godzilla

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raar!

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"You got any games on your camera?"

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I'm mostly only paying attention when there's screaming and running. Not disappointed so far :godzilla:

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"Take a photo, and then we'll run!"

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Do not use Godzilla as your medical provider.
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#monsterdon It sort of looks like a really big version of the mind control slug that Khan used in Star Trek 2.

I seem to recall there being a paper trail establishing Godzilla's immunity to artillery. #monsterdon

Godzilla: I don't give a fuck about your kid.

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Godzilla meet-cute live tracking

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#monsterdon Godzilla loves stomping on refineries. LOVES REFINERIES. Gets his little 'zilla piggies nice and oogy.

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So.

Do you know why this sequence absolutely kicks ass?

It's Shusuke Kaneko. The same one who did the Heisei Gamera.

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what these guys need are some ancient metal commas

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Godzilla stomps with Mt Fuji in the background!

SO MUCH CLASSIC MY BRAIN HURTS

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@saucerlost ba dum tss

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Tired: Mushroom cloud
Wired: Godzilla cloud

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Can anyone translate that text message? #monsterdon

For some reason there aren't many women who are suit actors in kaiju movies (there may be more in tv series tokusatsu, I dunno). The first one was Gyaos suit actor in the 90s Gamera movie (which feels really late). But the most memorable has to be Rie Ota here as Baragon and her angry cute GAO GAO roars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISRifRAKyI&t=115s
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#monsterdon The Japanese are good at waiting. We have to wait for confirmation. We have to wait for the legislature. We have to wait for the winds to be right. We can't do anything, we're just going to sit here... with our amber sunglasses, indoors, staring at each other.

ooff, mushroom cloud trigger warning!

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Man, Godzilla woke up grumpy today. #Monsterdon

This Godzilla's a real asshole #monsterdon

I have a bingo! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hello, my name is Godzilla, do you want a car warranty extension or a timeshare?

The USA upgraded from tariffs to destroying competitive nations with kaiju. #monsterdon

Red Godzilla be like

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Who's the best little giant puppy dog? You are yes you are. Gao gao!
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#monsterdon It's stompin time! Boom boom, smash smash.

The guy in the cave looks like Japanese Sherlock Holmes #monsterdon

Bingo! That was quick #monsterdon

He's going straight for the children's hospital, who would do that?

*eyes camera

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godzilla crotchshot :(
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See, now that's what Godzilla looks like!
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Big dick energy

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does red godzilla move 3x faster than regular godzilla?
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It;'s Gozilla's dumb cousin. The one pushing Amway and his own brand of beer. #monsterdon

This monster movie has like 75% more dialog and exposition than your average American blockbuster action movie today. Thinking about Kong v. Godzilla, and it just dropped you right into the middle of how King Kong doesn't like other kaiju. Like, wat. #monsterdon

wow, the 2001 japanese phone tech is like... i don't know PEAK, but also hilarious.

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He looks fun

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Rie Ôta (inside Baragon) is the first female suit actor in the Godzilla series. She frequently "roared" when inside her suit during filming.

monster's in for a surprise jail inspection.

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"it had a horrible head on it!"

"stop talking about beer and tell me what happened!"

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How much of this movie is going to be spent doubting the existence of the thing the movie is named after?

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Oh hey! It's that guy who has the worst luck in all three of the Heisei Gamera movies. Man even in another continuity his luck is the worst.
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lol @ the idiot shooting his pistol...

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Old dude has seen a giant eye looking at him before....

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#Monsterdon Do all of them have chairs for children? Typing has to be hell on that desk.

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Yukijirô Hotaru was cast as the suicidal man who discovered Ghidorah. He played Inspector Osaka in all three of the director's Gamera films.

"...back when I was a kid, you had to run from Godzilla on the way to school."

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@allanb That's so true. For some of those scenes they had full moving soundstages. These were really well done. And then they do a cheap ass composite like this?

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I bet he plays bongo drums in a jazz club every weeknight. #monsterdon

Ah, recap footage. Excellent. So much budget saved.

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@EmptySet @Cherizilla wow very nice, congrats!

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"don't the guardian monsters support the troops??"

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