is the old man in a bike shop???? this is his whole moment and he's just sitting in the shop!!! #monsterdon

also… did the Commander's subordinate use the counter 本 for torpedoes? There are に本 torpedoes left? lmao okay guy

Edit: right, torpedoes are long and cylindrical. but I'm still getting some pun energy out of that

#Monsterdon

what an odd place to have a viewing platform....

#Monsterdon

Yuri, your bandage is suddenly giving you flair; are you alright?!

#monsterdon

@jonny Not as bad as drill missiles against… everything. #Monsterdon

“What the hell’s going on out there?”

“Godzilla and the other monster are fighting underwater, sir.”

#Monsterdon

Old Character sees opportunity for suicide mission....

#Monsterdon

Wow spectacular explosion
#monsterdon

Mothra uses sparkle spore transformation

It's very effective!

#Monsterdon

[dead souls text]
MOTH VAPORIZED

#Monsterdon

did mothra's death magic pollen just heal ghidorah. what is going on

#monsterdon

Cmon movie, I need "Dead Fish" or "Hand-Drawn Lightning" to make this bingo card work. I doubt I'm gonna get Dead Fish, but you've got 30 minutes to give me some hand-drawn lightning.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Gidorrah: Japan’s own Cerberus, but make it dragons

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Godzilla's pretty crunchy in this one. #monsterdon

oops, sorry yokohama, hope that building wasn't important to you or anything...

#monsterdon

Has anyone tried a Pokéball?

#monsterdon

@flowerpot @nazokiyoubinbou It seems to be a fairly straightforward "kaiju smash"... it's kind of thin, yes, but we've seen some truly confusing plots on #Monsterdon and I wouldn't put this in that group

smile, goji-sama, it's your big close up

#monsterdon

were the two balls of the cocoon where mothras wings were curled up or was mothra oriented in parallel, ball to ball #monsterdon

@jonny just standard Japanese prison attire, probably

#Monsterdon

"It must have a weak point"

Look for something that's flashing?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

I like how the military doesn't uses consensus but personal command responsibility for coming up with a plan

#monsterdon

In case you were as confused as I was—'Isn’t BARUGON a Daiei kaiju GAMERA fought in their mutually eponymous "Gamera vs Barugon"—the one with the 'opal' that starts-off more like "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" than a kaiju film?':

https://monsterminions.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/baragon-vs-barugon/

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

What's the attenuation on a Godzilla breath blast fired straight up? Can we get him to knock down some Starlink satellites?

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ Letting you know that this is a lady with no regard for the rules!

#monsterdon

Thanks North Face

Thanks Sony

#monsterdon

Okay, poor Bagorah but damn if that wasn't the best fight move ever

#Monsterdon

Someone build a giant folding chair and airlift it to Baragon!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Ouch, Godzilla hit him right in the gravel pit #monsterdon

Mean to puppy :( #monsterdon

(though honestly I think it was more effective in the first film) #monsterdon

Like, that's not a scene that should be in a movie that spends *this much time* trying to convince people that monsters are being led to battle by vengeful souls trapped in rocks. #monsterdon

Awww, look at the 2001 portable LCD TV!

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Oh yeah, on the English-subtitled version @ryan is playing, there was just a couple minutes ago, a picture of a guy in front of a poster, and the subtitle said something like "Ashes of Death [commemorative poster?]: Towards a Future with No Nuclear Weapons". #Monsterdon
#GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

I've honestly lost track of how many kaiju are where (and why but that kind of goes without saying)

#Monsterdon

I would love to hack into Japanese military systems and broadcast the message "Godzilla has arrived"

#monsterdon

you freaking rubes that is not godzilla godzilla is not a freaking floppy ear triceratops guy!!! get it together, release the old man!!!! #Monsterdon

Bagorah is so cute :blobfoxfloofcute:

#Monsterdon

Dude takes out a pistol to shoot at a kaiju. WTF?!

#Monsterdon

PUPPY PLAY! #monsterdon

Thank you, General Exposition

#monsterdon

I'm kinda impressed by the compositing there

#Monsterdon

Interesting fake boat there
#monsterdon

Dinner time. 1/4 lb pork sausage, no bean beef chili, xtra onions. #monsterdon

You wouldn't STEAL a STONE

#monsterdon

stones are like CDs - got it
#monsterdon

"That hill wasn't there before..."
So ominous. Love it.

#monsterdon

so Kaiju Becky’s cameraman is Ash from Pokemon?

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

If this were an American #Monsterdon movie the old guy would be in a shack with a bunch of hooch

Justice for piss guy #monsterdon

Oh the ignorant youths of $TODAY

#Monsterdon

There's always some wanker like this in an office, isn't there?

#Monsterdon

that's some good monster stomps there, fuck you Jurassic Park!

#Monsterdon

@diazona if it's Godzilla he has legal immunity thanks to his superstar and pierogi-less lawyer

#Monsterdon

wait why is the old man in prison what did he do wrong #monsterdon

The old dude is sending you on a quest...

#Monsterdon

“Eleven young people met their deaths yesterday at Lake Ikeda.”

AND THEY DESERVED IT BECAUSE THEY WERE EVIL DOG HATERS!

#Monsterdon

No, I’M SORRY #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Japanese Daughter: Out of Order / Maintenance Has Been Informed.

I'll have 2 of whatever she had. #monsterdon

they deserve to be kaijued for doggicide

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Are they being cruel to the dog?!

They can all get eaten!

And they were!

#Monsterdon

and that’s the drill from Paul Verhoven’s Total Recall

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

#monsterdon He's nervous. How much damage could a japanese girlfriend do with chopsticks? LOL

"Sometimes I wish i wasn't born a woman"

oh boy...

#Monsterdon

Chekhov's D-3 Torpedo

#Monsterdon

rocks fall, everybody dies

#Monsterdon

rocks fall everyone dies

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

feels weird watching somebody smoke in an office in front of a flat screen monitor, the cusp of two centuries there...

#Monsterdon

Oh I've seen this movie before, when it was called Akira

#Monsterdon

Can you get meth off Japanese biker gangs like the ones in America?

#Monsterdon

It’s Star Trek
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Does his leather dress coat count as rubber suit? Noob asking here! :blobcatgiggle2:

and for the opening credits we have the pictures my kid took on their disposable camera while we let the props department babysit them #monsterdon

@bunnyhero I was thinking of that before we started. It's been a really long time since I last watched it. I wasn't in love with it then and I bet it's one of those films that ages REALLY poorly, but soon. Somewhere. #monsterdon

"It appears to have been an explosion. An explosion with giant claws"

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @SnoopJ @paco yeah like what are you even doing as a ghost if not giving people dire warnings

#Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @mortaine this isn't godzilla, but in the toho movie FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD, a new frankenstein's monster grows from from the heart of the original one (and then continues to grow to kaiju size). coincidentally, baragon appears in that movie too (the Japanese title is FRANKENSTEIN VS BARAGON)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

And the still beating heart of Godzilla lies at the bottom of the ocean.

THE END

@jonny @ryan

I missed that during the first watch. Fantastic shot!

#Monsterdon

For any of the #monsterdon folks who haven't seen it, Baragon's original sound effects are kind of amazing

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zWbCky8MO_M

My boy just saluted The Guardian Monsters!

The End!
#Monsterdon

@yatsu
Letting the days go by.
Letting the water hold me down.
Letting the days go by.
Water flowing ... all around the beating GodIlla heart.

#monsterdon

Everything about this movie felt too good for #Monsterdon but it was the perfect fit anyway!

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! See you next week!

@paco @CactuarJoe For whatever reason, Godzilla seemed much more hostile and destructive this time around, so I understand the hostility towards him. Also, those glassy/milky eyes! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Well. That was a pretty good kaiju movie up to when I lost consciousness. ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oops. I blame CoViD.

The #Monsterdon crew as the film wraps up.

@diazona Maybe in the grocery store, or the tourists delaying leaving until after Baragon arrives?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@LuluHelle yayy well then #Monsterdon is perfect for you. See you next time!

Not bingo #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

1. how did Godzilla's heart get out of Godzilla
2. how is Godzilla's heart still beating outside of Godzilla

We may have a Davy Jones and the curse of Calypso situation here

#Monsterdon

Well, one thing I'm glad about with this movie - at least they had a sound engineer that knew how to make voices audible.

#Monsterdon

Ooh, great return of the original theme!

This was quality. Would have seen this in a theatre and bought popcorn.

Thanks @miru for the stream, @Taweret for hosting, and all of you for being such witty commentators!

#Monsterdon

…and they all fucked off into the sea. thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting! stay tuned after the credits on https://miru.miyaku.media for a special treat: the premiere of Kaiju On Ice: Giant Monsters All-Out Chill 🗼

that movie was full of yuri but still not a bechdel pass #monsterdon

I left my heeeart in Yokohama...
I was in and out on that one. Still love poor Baragon. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Glad we finally got the Godzilla theme.

#Monsterdon

Sequel hook! Everyone knows you can't really kill Godzilla anyway.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

#Monsterdon

that ruled #Monsterdon

The Tell-Tale Kaiju Heart!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack