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I have a feeling that there are a lot more Godzilla movies out there than I ever imagined #Monsterdon

Salute to the guardian monsters! (But meanwhile, our favorite theme song beats from the ocean floor.) #Monsterdon

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#Monsterdon ok i *love* godzilla's body language when his atomic breath starts spouting out his side. "that's not right. lemme just... try that again. no.. hmm...." *thunk*

@ryan has suggested there will be another fucked up surprise going on at 7:45 https://social.miyaku.media/@ryan/statuses/01K2A1F3AWTGQX4XHRHQ43JA79 #monsterdon

That wasn't Godzilla's heart. That was just intestinal gas shifting, and the existing intestinal flora beginning to digest Godzilla from the inside.

Expect a giant, fetid, bloated, floating, radioactive Godzilla corpse in a few days. Say goodbye to your shoreline.

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They only did the real themes at the end. And they're new versions with modern orchestras. They're GOOD! What a shame.

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srsly tho, i love this movie, and would watch it again. <3

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so right yeah was that like, godzilla's heart at the end????

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that was the best #Monsterdon since idk Chopping Mall

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@nev we stan some good social distancing #monsterdon

A+ #monsterdon tonight!

Awww, well that was top level Monsterdon! All boxes ticked!

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Is that the literal heart of Godzilla with the sequel hook?

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he's actually in a position to get immediate treatment for radiation exposure which makes a big difference

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OH MY GOD THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE RADIATION

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Godzilla containment breach

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hey, tou-san! you didn't die, we're so pleased!

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Godzilla is no longer on the radar?

What about all the pieces of Godzilla? Are they on the radar?

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Godzilla's like "oh, right, there's 10 minutes left in this. I can have another go, yet"

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Turns out the real solution to the problem of nuclear vengeance was just "give him a stomach ulcer." #monsterdon

It's odd that Yuri can float with her head up even fainted.
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ewww, are we inside Godzilla?

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with a cartoon burp as well!

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that's right, bump into his ass, he is weak to that! #monsterdon

WAIT! Gidorah’s last act of heroism was to shoot an air bubble to save them?

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the fuck you mean "got it" and head back to base did you not see anything that just happened!?!? #monsterdon

is the old man in a bike shop???? this is his whole moment and he's just sitting in the shop!!! #monsterdon

also… did the Commander's subordinate use the counter 本 for torpedoes? There are に本 torpedoes left? lmao okay guy

Edit: right, torpedoes are long and cylindrical. but I'm still getting some pun energy out of that

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what an odd place to have a viewing platform....

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Yuri, your bandage is suddenly giving you flair; are you alright?!

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@jonny Not as bad as drill missiles against… everything. #Monsterdon

“What the hell’s going on out there?”

“Godzilla and the other monster are fighting underwater, sir.”

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Old Character sees opportunity for suicide mission....

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Wow spectacular explosion
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The burning model mothra has a lot of weight compared with the 2004 one, but also ow

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Mothra uses sparkle spore transformation

It's very effective!

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[dead souls text]
MOTH VAPORIZED

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did mothra's death magic pollen just heal ghidorah. what is going on

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Cmon movie, I need "Dead Fish" or "Hand-Drawn Lightning" to make this bingo card work. I doubt I'm gonna get Dead Fish, but you've got 30 minutes to give me some hand-drawn lightning.

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Not quite all here. Gamera is off being a friend to children somewhere. #monsterdon

Gidorrah: Japan’s own Cerberus, but make it dragons

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Godzilla's pretty crunchy in this one. #monsterdon

oops, sorry yokohama, hope that building wasn't important to you or anything...

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Has anyone tried a Pokéball?

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@flowerpot @nazokiyoubinbou It seems to be a fairly straightforward "kaiju smash"... it's kind of thin, yes, but we've seen some truly confusing plots on #Monsterdon and I wouldn't put this in that group

smile, goji-sama, it's your big close up

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were the two balls of the cocoon where mothras wings were curled up or was mothra oriented in parallel, ball to ball #monsterdon

@jonny just standard Japanese prison attire, probably

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"It must have a weak point"

Look for something that's flashing?

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I like how the military doesn't uses consensus but personal command responsibility for coming up with a plan

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In case you were as confused as I was—'Isn’t BARUGON a Daiei kaiju GAMERA fought in their mutually eponymous "Gamera vs Barugon"—the one with the 'opal' that starts-off more like "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" than a kaiju film?':

https://monsterminions.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/baragon-vs-barugon/

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What's the attenuation on a Godzilla breath blast fired straight up? Can we get him to knock down some Starlink satellites?

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@SnoopJ Letting you know that this is a lady with no regard for the rules!

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Thanks North Face

Thanks Sony

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Okay, poor Bagorah but damn if that wasn't the best fight move ever

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Someone build a giant folding chair and airlift it to Baragon!

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Ouch, Godzilla hit him right in the gravel pit #monsterdon

Mean to puppy :( #monsterdon

Godzilla == Chuck Norris

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(though honestly I think it was more effective in the first film) #monsterdon

Like, that's not a scene that should be in a movie that spends *this much time* trying to convince people that monsters are being led to battle by vengeful souls trapped in rocks. #monsterdon

Awww, look at the 2001 portable LCD TV!

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@SnoopJ Oh yeah, on the English-subtitled version @ryan is playing, there was just a couple minutes ago, a picture of a guy in front of a poster, and the subtitle said something like "Ashes of Death [commemorative poster?]: Towards a Future with No Nuclear Weapons". #Monsterdon
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haha great zoom shot of doomed fishing boat guy
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I've honestly lost track of how many kaiju are where (and why but that kind of goes without saying)

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I would love to hack into Japanese military systems and broadcast the message "Godzilla has arrived"

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you freaking rubes that is not godzilla godzilla is not a freaking floppy ear triceratops guy!!! get it together, release the old man!!!! #Monsterdon

Bagorah is so cute :blobfoxfloofcute:

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Dude takes out a pistol to shoot at a kaiju. WTF?!

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PUPPY PLAY! #monsterdon

Thank you, General Exposition

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I'm kinda impressed by the compositing there

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Interesting fake boat there
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Dinner time. 1/4 lb pork sausage, no bean beef chili, xtra onions. #monsterdon

You wouldn't STEAL a STONE

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stones are like CDs - got it
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"That hill wasn't there before..."
So ominous. Love it.

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so Kaiju Becky’s cameraman is Ash from Pokemon?

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If this were an American #Monsterdon movie the old guy would be in a shack with a bunch of hooch

Justice for piss guy #monsterdon

Oh the ignorant youths of $TODAY

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There's always some wanker like this in an office, isn't there?

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that's some good monster stomps there, fuck you Jurassic Park!

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@diazona if it's Godzilla he has legal immunity thanks to his superstar and pierogi-less lawyer

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wait why is the old man in prison what did he do wrong #monsterdon

I miss when we had a separate device for recording video

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The old dude is sending you on a quest...

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“Eleven young people met their deaths yesterday at Lake Ikeda.”

AND THEY DESERVED IT BECAUSE THEY WERE EVIL DOG HATERS!

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No, I’M SORRY #Monsterdon

yuri's english voice actor just made her the sole protagonist of the movie in that drunk scene, may be the rare case where i am not on team monster #monsterdon

#monsterdon Japanese Daughter: Out of Order / Maintenance Has Been Informed.

I'll have 2 of whatever she had. #monsterdon

they deserve to be kaijued for doggicide

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Are they being cruel to the dog?!

They can all get eaten!

And they were!

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and that’s the drill from Paul Verhoven’s Total Recall

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#monsterdon He's nervous. How much damage could a japanese girlfriend do with chopsticks? LOL