No one does a panicky evacuation scene like Toho. #monsterdon

that's a freaking godzila! a t rex guy! obviously! have you seen any movies!?!?! #monsterdon

Awww, clamshell phones! I miss those too!

The Matrix was right, this was the peak of Technology!

#Monsterdon

yessssssssss right on cue #monsterdon

ooooh, i love it. they’re recreating Gojira

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Aww, back when people still only got breaking news from the TV....

#Monsterdon

I think we need to create a government organization called "Homeland Security" daddy

#monsterdon

seriously why is he in prison, surely putting the old man in prison who does nothing but insist godzilla will return and the government is covering it up only grants credibility to his theories #monsterdon

they jus ran out of wigs in costumes and this guy made it intoi a whole character #monsterdon

"I thought... The army killed Godzilla, right?"

NO

THEY DIDN'T

THAT WAS KIND OF A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE MOVIE IN FACT

>:(

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "we plan to find any survivors by drilling into them with this man-sized drill bit. if it comes out bloody, we found em"

how did they manage to cast an entire ensemble of voice actors that were all tired of life #monsterdon

Oh not that's not how missiles or drills work

#Monsterdon

When shaky cam is so shaky it brings down a motorcycle gang... 🎬 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so I'm hoping to see some giant monsters. Attacking. All-out.

Are they gonna fight Skrillex?

#monsterdon

It's Godzilla time!!! #Monsterdon

@Terencio

🙈 See no Monsterdon
🙉 Hear no Monsterdon
🙊 Speak no Monsterdon

#monsterdon

@lytta I think it was Firewire to a portable hot-spot in her backpack

#monsterdon
#godzillamothraandkingghidorahgiantmonstersalloutattack

@Newpa_Hasai #monsterdon

ikr I usually like subs bc I like hearing the original language, but this time around I had something irl I had to keep an eye on...

getting autoplayed into the next video being someone playing sim city 1.0 is maybe the only autoplay assumption i am fine with #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this all-out assault on quietude.

🅱️ and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! Somebody got a Bingo without "Tokyo Landmark Destroyed" and that just seems wrong to me. 😆

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Wow, what a battle! Great commentary tonight. But the beat goes on! 💓

@LuluHelle Oh indeed... well now you know!

You picked a great one... they're not always kaiju movies and usually not this good. (At least the movies aren't this good, the experience of watching them and heckling them along with everyone else stands up pretty well)

#Monsterdon

Well monsterdonned y'all. So monstery. So donny. So lasery. So radioactive. All the things. That movie ended with a good heart. Good night!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

@Taweret Yes, thanks @Taweret and everyone for the great posts! Fun film.
#monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack , from 2001, was last watched by the #Monsterdon brigade back on August 13th 2023, which was also the second Sunday of August! Part of the "Millennium era", it's setup as a direct sequel to the original 1954 movie, and, as the title suggests, pulls in a variety of "monster help". Highlights included,

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I dunno, this ending is not really sticking for me

#Monsterdon

How radioactive would the dad be coming through all of that? Is this a bleak ending?

#Monsterdon

welp, glad you seem to like each other, coz you're about to-- ope, nope, there ya go.

#monsterdon

Wait—what dropped? A crystal? A battery? The stone? #Monsterdon

Godzilla is just like my cat, eatin' whatever random shit is on the floor

#Monsterdon

yuri fucking astral projecting while she almost dies i guess

#monsterdon

Though I suppose in retrospect the whole resurrection thing makes sense. Probably the answer to the question of how you kill a monster made of the souls of the dead is NOT, "durrrr maybe try murder." #monsterdon

@yatsu I kinda low how low-key the implied yearning/romance is in this movie. Military Lady's puppy eyes for Commander's sacrifice is selling it way better but idk I think Takeda-kun's affection for Yuri is effective if not sparse characterization

#Monsterdon

@Taweret whatever that mf is in the sky now!!!!! look at it go #monsterdon

takeda-kun over here saying "You're the only thing/person i won't let go of" as if he's had an entire character arc in this movie.

#monsterdon

Heck yeah Sony Trinitron

#monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou It does, doesn't it? I was just noticing that myself.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Okay I guess I can make this #MonsterdonBingo card work if that "Bridge Collapses". We *are* getting a lot of shots of it. And clearly we're going to have a "Moment of Sacrifice"

#Monsterdon

i'm sorry dad but you just sound like you're telling us to set up the campfire before we roast our mormon marshmallows #monsterdon

#monsterdon Iridescent and Glowing appears to be a level up? Or perhaps, just a very bad prelude to MeltySpock…?

Godzilla is a conspiracy by the Tokyo real estate mafia to keep prices up. true story

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Mm, Ghidora's full of red tempera paint. #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

💥 ALL-OUT TRIVIA ATTACK 💥

Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla Minus One (2023), says tonight's feature is his personal favorite Godzilla movie.

@blue

"I hate every kaiju I see,
from Godzill-A to Godzill-Z"

#Monsterdon

when this was shot they had like _just_ completed that building

architect would've been _so pissed_

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@steggy

I don't know but I been told
Godzilla's momma's mighty old!
#monsterdon

So, Tackle, Poison Needle... You think Mothra's got Fairy Wind, or is this more of a Gen 1 situation? #monsterdon

@lytta We can do the dance. We can sing the song.
#MONSTERDON

Hi Momthra :D #monsterdon

who put the jockey hat on the old man #monsterdon

Uh okay this is a power I was unaware that Godzilla had

Good for it, though, I guess

#Monsterdon

She’s chasing Godzilla…on a bicycle.

#Monsterdon

that horny kaiju is teething

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Godzilla like, "God damn it, I *hate* moles." #monsterdon

Bagorah is just a lil guy I love them

And this lady wants her picture taken with it

Kowai? ✅
Kawaii? ✅

#Monsterdon

“Are you sure he’s heading here?”

“Yes. Right for Tokyo. Like last time.”

“But why always here?”

🤣🤣🤣

#Monsterdon

everybody is so good at evacuating except for you lady, read the context clues and adapt!!! #Monsterdon

haha the broken eggs FUCK YEA

#Monsterdon

ohman, that was so cruel

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Living Entity is an underground EDM opening act to The Guardian Kaijus

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

“Why don’t you put it on your website?”

Phrases from 2001.

#Monsterdon

@pineheap type of fortuneteller that only tells you the title of the movie youre in
#Monsterdon

they really picked a mormon youth group leader dad for the main military guy voice actor #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe JUST LIKE A CD

#monsterdon

so long hair dude is wearing a weave?

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

#Monsterdon king ghidora? i don't remember voting for him

#monsterdon

Everything about this screams "legitimate movie"... it feels so weird

#Monsterdon

@srol civilised cultures bring out the best china for monster announcements.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"Kaiju on Ice" was amazing, thanks @ryan and @LuluHelle

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Salute to the guardian monsters! (But meanwhile, our favorite theme song beats from the ocean floor.) #Monsterdon

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok i *love* godzilla's body language when his atomic breath starts spouting out his side. "that's not right. lemme just... try that again. no.. hmm...." *thunk*

@ryan has suggested there will be another fucked up surprise going on at 7:45 https://social.miyaku.media/@ryan/statuses/01K2A1F3AWTGQX4XHRHQ43JA79 #monsterdon

They only did the real themes at the end. And they're new versions with modern orchestras. They're GOOD! What a shame.

#monsterdon

srsly tho, i love this movie, and would watch it again. <3

#monsterdon

so right yeah was that like, godzilla's heart at the end????

#monsterdon

that was the best #Monsterdon since idk Chopping Mall

#monsterdon

@nev we stan some good social distancing #monsterdon

A+ #monsterdon tonight!

Awww, well that was top level Monsterdon! All boxes ticked!

#Monsterdon

Is that the literal heart of Godzilla with the sequel hook?

#Monsterdon

he's actually in a position to get immediate treatment for radiation exposure which makes a big difference

#monsterdon

OH MY GOD THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE RADIATION

#monsterdon

Godzilla containment breach

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

hey, tou-san! you didn't die, we're so pleased!

#monsterdon

Godzilla is no longer on the radar?

What about all the pieces of Godzilla? Are they on the radar?

#Monsterdon

Godzilla's like "oh, right, there's 10 minutes left in this. I can have another go, yet"

#Monsterdon

Turns out the real solution to the problem of nuclear vengeance was just "give him a stomach ulcer." #monsterdon

It's odd that Yuri can float with her head up even fainted.
#monsterdon

ewww, are we inside Godzilla?

#Monsterdon

with a cartoon burp as well!

#Monsterdon

that's right, bump into his ass, he is weak to that! #monsterdon

WAIT! Gidorah’s last act of heroism was to shoot an air bubble to save them?

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

the fuck you mean "got it" and head back to base did you not see anything that just happened!?!? #monsterdon