"Sometimes I wish i wasn't born a woman"

oh boy...

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Chekhov's D-3 Torpedo

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rocks fall, everybody dies

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rocks fall everyone dies

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feels weird watching somebody smoke in an office in front of a flat screen monitor, the cusp of two centuries there...

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Oh I've seen this movie before, when it was called Akira

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Can you get meth off Japanese biker gangs like the ones in America?

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It’s Star Trek
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#monsterdon Does his leather dress coat count as rubber suit? Noob asking here! :blobcatgiggle2:

and for the opening credits we have the pictures my kid took on their disposable camera while we let the props department babysit them #monsterdon

@bunnyhero I was thinking of that before we started. It's been a really long time since I last watched it. I wasn't in love with it then and I bet it's one of those films that ages REALLY poorly, but soon. Somewhere. #monsterdon

"It appears to have been an explosion. An explosion with giant claws"

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@Newpa_Hasai @SnoopJ @paco yeah like what are you even doing as a ghost if not giving people dire warnings

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@nazokiyoubinbou @mortaine this isn't godzilla, but in the toho movie FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD, a new frankenstein's monster grows from from the heart of the original one (and then continues to grow to kaiju size). coincidentally, baragon appears in that movie too (the Japanese title is FRANKENSTEIN VS BARAGON)

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And the still beating heart of Godzilla lies at the bottom of the ocean.

THE END

@jonny @ryan

I missed that during the first watch. Fantastic shot!

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For any of the #monsterdon folks who haven't seen it, Baragon's original sound effects are kind of amazing

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zWbCky8MO_M

My boy just saluted The Guardian Monsters!

The End!
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@yatsu
Letting the days go by.
Letting the water hold me down.
Letting the days go by.
Water flowing ... all around the beating GodIlla heart.

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Everything about this movie felt too good for #Monsterdon but it was the perfect fit anyway!

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! See you next week!

@paco @CactuarJoe For whatever reason, Godzilla seemed much more hostile and destructive this time around, so I understand the hostility towards him. Also, those glassy/milky eyes! #Monsterdon

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Well. That was a pretty good kaiju movie up to when I lost consciousness. ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oops. I blame CoViD.

The #Monsterdon crew as the film wraps up.

@diazona Maybe in the grocery store, or the tourists delaying leaving until after Baragon arrives?

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@LuluHelle yayy well then #Monsterdon is perfect for you. See you next time!

Now there's a twist! Godzilla's hubris in swallowing the sub was his downfall.

Thank you everyone for another fantastic #Monsterdon! Thank you @Taweret for hosting.

See you next week!

I'm a little weirded out that Gojira was the "bad guy" in all this. #monsterdon

Not bingo #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

1. how did Godzilla's heart get out of Godzilla
2. how is Godzilla's heart still beating outside of Godzilla

We may have a Davy Jones and the curse of Calypso situation here

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Well, one thing I'm glad about with this movie - at least they had a sound engineer that knew how to make voices audible.

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Ooh, great return of the original theme!

This was quality. Would have seen this in a theatre and bought popcorn.

Thanks @miru for the stream, @Taweret for hosting, and all of you for being such witty commentators!

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…and they all fucked off into the sea. thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting! stay tuned after the credits on https://miru.miyaku.media for a special treat: the premiere of Kaiju On Ice: Giant Monsters All-Out Chill 🗼

that movie was full of yuri but still not a bechdel pass #monsterdon

I left my heeeart in Yokohama...
I was in and out on that one. Still love poor Baragon. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Glad we finally got the Godzilla theme.

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Sequel hook! Everyone knows you can't really kill Godzilla anyway.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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that ruled #Monsterdon

The Tell-Tale Kaiju Heart!

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Thank you most of all Baragon. 🫡
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we're gonna need a new bridge

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I will salute the Guardian Monsters.

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@lytta oh wait they're actually checking radiation levels!

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*loved* the synth sting to indicate this fresh round of drama, sounded very modern

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Incredible. Imagine if he took a dom instead of a sub

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It's better to burn out, than to fade away

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incredible

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so like were those submersibles even radiation shielded

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Baragon got the shaft. Poor puppy. 4 monsters in the movie and she's the only one not named in the title. #Monsterdon

I just wanna start singing "You've got the touch!"

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Godzilla lets out a HUGE fart and dies

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@lytta I am with you

#TeamFairies

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@JoeWynne Sounds like something I would have done. I love doing research like that.

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Yup, that sure is a Godzilla sphincter right there. #monsterdon

so the guardian kaijus have transcended and can now take on Gojira from the inside?

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@SnoopJ oh, no, i definitely ship them, i just think the line was way too dramatic for what they've been showing. he's out here shouting the equivalent of "i would die for you!" when what i really wanted was something more like, "let go of you? don't be ridiculous!"

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Mothra rises from the flames!

This fight is getting too metaphysical for me.

Punch!

Kick!

Bite!

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Godzilla's looking rather portly in that shot
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@JoeWynne This is an amazing bit of trivia. How did you find that out?

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sir, a second plot device has hit the monster #monsterdon

Ghidora learned Draco Meteor! #monsterdon

damn how many revivals does this thing GET. and why doesn't MOTHRA get revived!!!!!!

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"King Gihdorah will make the world safe for democracy"

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lol, what were the chances of that magic stone falling on Ghidorah-Mothra?

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Chikara saigo made…

[30 seconds later]

jya ne

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You got the wrong monster you idiot!

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still with the wig, that character is a plot to himself...

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I suspect the real reason the commander has to go himself is that he's fed up with nobody else advancing the plot

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She's got a dufus for a boyfriend
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..his daughter is the main character too, so he was always going to die for the dramatic punch, he knew this

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this isn't the first godzilla movie to make me cry (it hasn't yet but it's going to)

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tousan :(

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KISS
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"What the hell is going on out there?" Evergreen #Monsterdon quote

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that's right weird CG godzilla.... go fuck off into the sea

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If you were trying to get Godzilla as upset as possible, congratulations. I guess. #monsterdon

Kaiju nerd time again.
Originally this movie was going to have Godzilla vs the three guardian monsters:
Varan, Angiras, and Baragon
That was changed necause someone thought having three barely known kaiju vs Godzilla didn't sound like a box office draw so Mothra and Ghidorah got subbed in.
But Baragon is the best part of his movie so imgine if we'd had Godzilla vs three big puppies!
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"All of the guardian monsters are here."
Not all of them lady! Not all of them. 😭
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ghidora shot all three shots immediately and now has nowhere to expand to. add some more god damn drama when you chomp your heads onto a godzilla #monsterdon

Monster Bite Fight!
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Hands off the journalist, Godzilla respects the Free Press!

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I'll moth you to death Godzilla!

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get his ass, Mothra

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Yuri proving the spirits are keeping her alive

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Awwww, yih! Let’s get it on!

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Hahah yes, crumble, crumble :sickos: :sickos2:

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#Monsterdon mothra twins 🤝 doublemint twins

Knew that big building would be going down

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#monsterdon you people seriously rock!

Earth’s real underwater Kaijus
https://mstdn.ca/@pinhman/115006866806261016

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He just removed his glasses, as if to say, “I’m serious,” but they weren’t sunglasses. Does that work?

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@jonny

use pointers

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#Monsterdon look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

There’s the beautiful Mothra music! #Monsterdon

We thought we killed it with something 50 years ago, but we don't know what we used to not kill it

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Early, early streamers gettin' it done with a backpack and a handicam

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Awwwww…baby mothra emerges from the peanut-shaped cocoon. Its mother was a moth, and its father was Mr. Peanut.

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Mothera is so majestic :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

With Mothra’s arrival. Bingo! #Monsterdon

@lysdexic Watched Big this morning and there was Pizza Hut product placement. #monsterdon