Thank you most of all Baragon. 🫡
#Monsterdon #GMK

we're gonna need a new bridge

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

I will salute the Guardian Monsters.

#Monsterdon

@lytta oh wait they're actually checking radiation levels!

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*loved* the synth sting to indicate this fresh round of drama, sounded very modern

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It's better to burn out, than to fade away

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incredible

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so like were those submersibles even radiation shielded

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Baragon got the shaft. Poor puppy. 4 monsters in the movie and she's the only one not named in the title. #Monsterdon

I just wanna start singing "You've got the touch!"

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@lytta I am with you

#TeamFairies

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Yup, that sure is a Godzilla sphincter right there. #monsterdon

so the guardian kaijus have transcended and can now take on Gojira from the inside?

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

@SnoopJ oh, no, i definitely ship them, i just think the line was way too dramatic for what they've been showing. he's out here shouting the equivalent of "i would die for you!" when what i really wanted was something more like, "let go of you? don't be ridiculous!"

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#Monsterdon

Mothra rises from the flames!

This fight is getting too metaphysical for me.

Punch!

Kick!

Bite!

#Monsterdon

Godzilla's looking rather portly in that shot
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@JoeWynne This is an amazing bit of trivia. How did you find that out?

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sir, a second plot device has hit the monster #monsterdon

damn how many revivals does this thing GET. and why doesn't MOTHRA get revived!!!!!!

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"King Gihdorah will make the world safe for democracy"

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lol, what were the chances of that magic stone falling on Ghidorah-Mothra?

#Monsterdon

Chikara saigo made…

[30 seconds later]

jya ne

#Monsterdon

You got the wrong monster you idiot!

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still with the wig, that character is a plot to himself...

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I suspect the real reason the commander has to go himself is that he's fed up with nobody else advancing the plot

#Monsterdon

She's got a dufus for a boyfriend
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..his daughter is the main character too, so he was always going to die for the dramatic punch, he knew this

#Monsterdon

this isn't the first godzilla movie to make me cry (it hasn't yet but it's going to)

#monsterdon

tousan :(

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KISS
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"What the hell is going on out there?" Evergreen #Monsterdon quote

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#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack

that's right weird CG godzilla.... go fuck off into the sea

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If you were trying to get Godzilla as upset as possible, congratulations. I guess. #monsterdon

Kaiju nerd time again.
Originally this movie was going to have Godzilla vs the three guardian monsters:
Varan, Angiras, and Baragon
That was changed necause someone thought having three barely known kaiju vs Godzilla didn't sound like a box office draw so Mothra and Ghidorah got subbed in.
But Baragon is the best part of his movie so imgine if we'd had Godzilla vs three big puppies!
#Monsterdon #GMK

"All of the guardian monsters are here."
Not all of them lady! Not all of them. 😭
#Monsterdon #GMK

ghidora shot all three shots immediately and now has nowhere to expand to. add some more god damn drama when you chomp your heads onto a godzilla #monsterdon

Monster Bite Fight!
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Hands off the journalist, Godzilla respects the Free Press!

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I'll moth you to death Godzilla!

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get his ass, Mothra

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Yuri proving the spirits are keeping her alive

#Monsterdon #Goodzilla2001

Awwww, yih! Let’s get it on!

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Hahah yes, crumble, crumble :sickos: :sickos2:

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#Monsterdon mothra twins 🤝 doublemint twins

Knew that big building would be going down

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#monsterdon you people seriously rock!

Earth’s real underwater Kaijus
https://mstdn.ca/@pinhman/115006866806261016

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He just removed his glasses, as if to say, “I’m serious,” but they weren’t sunglasses. Does that work?

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@jonny

use pointers

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#Monsterdon look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

There’s the beautiful Mothra music! #Monsterdon

We thought we killed it with something 50 years ago, but we don't know what we used to not kill it

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Early, early streamers gettin' it done with a backpack and a handicam

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Awwwww…baby mothra emerges from the peanut-shaped cocoon. Its mother was a moth, and its father was Mr. Peanut.

#Monsterdon

Mothera is so majestic :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

With Mothra’s arrival. Bingo! #Monsterdon

@lysdexic Watched Big this morning and there was Pizza Hut product placement. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon video livestreaming over the net in a warzone? in this year? even in japan? hmmmmm

#Monsterdon Why am I thinking about Asteroids at Pizza Hut suddenly?

hello ma'am! welcome back!

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@amyfou ...MAYbe

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Bargain Basement of the Airways is a wild slogan😂
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"thank you for the nice BACK MASSAGE, nerds" --Godzilla

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#Monsterdon "Over the 'net" adorable. With what infrastructure?

Mr Hair knows what he's about. (^_^)

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just loving all these turn of the Millennium gadgets!

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#monsterdon Why do we have women with thoughts? Will of their own!? HOW INCONVENIENT!

The size of an ocean liner, but shaped like a peanut.
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"General, you shall lead the counter attack.....personally...on foot."

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Help us Mon Mothra!

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Lazer breath is undefeated. #monsterdon

Godzilla fires, single ignition only

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

This is how I feel when my jokes land

#monsterdon

nothing like a kaiju attack to bring you closer.

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@SnoopJ Milky eyes look extra crazed for Godzilla. #Monsterdon
#GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

ooooh, right in the gravel pit

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

*Looney Tunes closing music plays* #monsterdon

#monsterdon That's the Japanese Howard Cosell. I've never seen a pasting like this since... *ha ha ha* Nah, that joke is too low, even for me.

@allanb I mean I wouldn't say no to a list of Godzilla facts

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

💥 ALL-OUT TRIVIA ATTACK 💥

🎥 CAMEO

Sorry, delayed by technical difficulties

When Godzilla smashed the harbor, this guy was watching. It's Akira Ohashi - the guy inside the King Ghidora suit.

I don't remember Eurekas Castle being this violent

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#monsterdon Well, the little slug one has one of Pikachu's powers, uhhhh burrow? Gotta check to see if he shoots lightning out of his butt too... cause then he's a wrinkly pokemon.

Why do kaiju only move in slow motion?

#monsterdon

I really genuinely like the ongoing contrast between the younger generations who are like "Godzilla's just a myth, right? lmao" and the older generations who are like "Godzilla!!!!!" in abject terror clearly having flashbacks

#Monsterdon

I really like this Godzilla design

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There was a time when Western folk would mock Japanese taking photos of everything but look who won that, look who won....

#Monsterdon

A kaiju movie bold enough to take the subtext and make it text

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@ricci They're running in orderly lines through the parking lot. This is the most Japanese panicked running in existence. #monsterdon

Love the milky eyes that this Goji has, very unsettling

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aaaaand that's an A-bomb flash

and there we go okay

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

This Godzilla is a little paunchy

Too many subs

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A few of these films have failed by making the SFX look too seemless/real. The guy in the suit crushing models is a HUGE part of the charm of these films. #monsterdon

lol, that was such a cunt move from Godzilla!

#Monsterdon

I believe the phone net tech was i-mode

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-mode

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OUTTA MY WAY, CRANE!

The Big G is back in town!

#Monsterdon

Look, just pick up Shinji and activate Unit 01, get a move on. #monsterdon

Also I think this movie is a great illustration of how well costumes hold up compared to shitty early CG

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Baragon wants walkies!!!! #Monsterdon

Godzilla crotch shot

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