#Monsterdon LOL, we need to change and focus on quality! That's how you know it's fiction.

he'll never make it into the eighth dimension that way

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I like the look of that drill missile...

(Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.) #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

LAUNCH DRILLPENIS!
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It's like a root canal, but for mountains.

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Oooh a driller missile #Monsterdon

Editor in chief is Mold Bug, not good. #monsterdon

This is a neat way to presage the monster. But, uh, Godzilla really missed the mark. He's supposed to come up out of _water_.
#monsterdon

what a boring scene #monsterdon

Awhowhat?

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Godzilla's butt plug?
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Welp, so much for any survivors, huh #monsterdon

Oh good they brought the rescue surface-to-air missles. #monsterdon

Anyone else catch all the text on that important looking label? #Monsterdon

So.

Long hair guy.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@SRLevine split endz lol

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okay, who captured the d-03 device warning label.

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I make that same face when I see a big clump of tangled hair
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this is the fakest-looking BFG i've ever seen (i don't think i've ever seen a real gun up close)

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That's some sex toy!

#Monsterdon

"...do not look directly into the laser gun"

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Lady, do you think I'd run a company like this if I wanted to make something worthwhile?
#Monsterdon

I say we pivot from cheap sci-fi to speculative reporting. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Earthquake in a tunnel is not something I'd want to experience.

@SRLevine he saw some grey hairs

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

That... is a crazy sex toy. #Monsterdon

Are the subtitles accurate? Why was he examining his hair with concern during the end of that conversation?

#Monsterdon

That dude is totally wearing a wig, and it’s part of his character.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Goodness knows we lose enough nuclear missiles, it seems only fair for the subs to get in on the action too

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Damn hippie boss. #Monsterdon

I *do* suspect the smoking is deliberate.

'cause...where are the ashtrays?

#monsterdon

I *love* the John Lennon hair!!! #Monsterdon

"Our specialty is making cheap sci-fi ripoffs"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

OMFG check out this one. Mummy I'm scared of the man with the hair and possible long toe nails
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that haircut is the most monstruous thing so far.

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breaking the fourth wall a little bit here #monsterdon

Angerius, so desperate to be cool, but always falling [on top of] the wrong crowd... Sad, r eally.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

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Niigata's not *that* remote

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TV war is hell

#monsterdon

This is a fun one (been a few years since I've seen it)
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"Access is impossible" ah, pre-excavator, then #monsterdon

I wonder what the Japanese word for "Oh jeeze" is…

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I think this guy needs to read the definition of "mullet" again.

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"BS DIGITAL Q" The sign in the back, is that a sign? #monsterdon

Okay, that first half-glimpse of the monster is great. Show just enough to tantalize, etc.

#Monsterdon

Okay, I've changes my mind. These bikers aren't as cool as the guy on the Vespa. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Oh noes, there’s teeth in that there collapsing tunnel! #Monsterdon

Mmm smoking in the workplace… so modern. #Monsterdon

Puppy! #monsterdon

@lytta
Nice!

#Monsterdon

Japanese biker gangs! So menacing for polite young men! Accidental harbingers of the apocalypse!

#monsterdon #godzilla

"I wanted the bikers off the road, but not like that!"

#monsterdon

Okay checking in with #monsterdon and everything is falling apart, cool cool cool

These must be the biker gangs Max Barry warned us about.

#Monsterdon

raarrrr!

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Instant Karma #Monsterdon

Puppy! Rawr! Rawr!

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It really is a shame this sequence doesn't have music from Scissorfight.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

How does this old guy have all the women flirting with him #monsterdon

the bikers have angered kami-sama

#monsterdon

oops, dozens of mangas have taught me that you do not break the jizo statues and then have a nice day.

#monsterdon

that guy's wig, hahahahahahaha

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Disappearing strange old guy (with helmet) #monsterdon

They always show motorcycle gangs as menacing but like... It's the Chucky paradox right? You could easily knock them over with very little effort.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

And just like that, The Pink Angels were no more.

#Monsterdon

Watch for rocks

#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack

Ah, finally some people I would be happy to see Godzilla smash (the ones in the car)

#Monsterdon

Japanese motorcycle gang, pink jumpsuits, flags and rude behavior

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Roaming no good nick Yanki gang. Nice
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So, the person that died before the credits, does it still count toward their CV? #monsterdon

🎵 "The bastards rolling in, looks like you're wrong again." 🎵

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We are now in the Japanese Hell's Angels portion of our film.

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truck stops before entering the tunnel

Yup, not a Fellini film, that's for sure.

#monsterdon

Oopsie! I fell on you in a sexually suggestive way! Can we keep filming now? #monsterdon

What's with Monsterdon and awesome motorcycles? I still want a Vespa... #GodzillaAllOutAttack #Monsterdon

Sounds like I'm missing out on half the fun by watching a subtitled version

#Monsterdon

Localizing the biker guy's 「行くぞ！」as "let's go, baby!" is so funny to me

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Hells Angels, Tokyo Division #monsterdon

Joining #Monsterdon, at least for a bit. @kamikat is already asleep. I'll stick it out as long as I can for a Godzilla movie.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/36243

I am more familiar with the '65 movie. Would love to see Rodan, always one of my favorites growing up.

#Monsterdon When was Godzilla ever a tourist attraction?

creepy old hermit of the forest #careergoals #monsterdon

…

This is the most Japanese thing I've seen in movie since ever.
#Monsterdon

i feel like it is quinessentially japanese to be a resident of a small town who thinks of the tourism dollars. #monsterdon

hell yeah bozo squads here!
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okay for a _moment_ I thought that was one car, with some serious musical horn business.

#monsterdon

Pink is the manliest color.

#monsterdon

Attack of the Japanese motorcycle gang? #Monsterdon

as dumb as this biker gang may be, it's way better than their appearance in The Book of Boba Fett

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Oh right, this is the Godzilla movie that hates children. Gotta have young punks. #monsterdon

And the screechy techno hits the titles hard!
#Monsterdon #GMK

Local hoodlums enraged by geriatric handplay. #monsterdon

It's the Shriner Circus!
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#Monsterdon creepy forest man! i like him already

@lytta #Monsterdon

The car, the love bird olds, the bikes, the clowns, I don't think there's anything missing from this scene, except...

oh, there we go.

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lol japanese biker gangs and their clown horns.

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Oh man the dubbing is bad. I wish this thing had subtitles.

#Monsterdon

STAY OFF THA MOORES!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

oh fuck, mods

#monsterdon