Ah, I didn't realize I would profit from your lying. Carry on! #Monsterdon

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
#monsterdon

this Godzilla takes place in the Blair Witch shared universe.

#monsterdon

Think of the children! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bad dubbing displeases Godzilla!

If you all keep using #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack as the hashtag for the movie, the #monsterdon wordcloud is gonna look weird.

Oh hell yeah, creepy figure in the woods. We're cookin'

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Strange old man staring at you from the woods. Check!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

Chekhov's Old Geezer #Monsterdon

creep alert
#Monsterdon

Ope, the Godzilla Bozozoku are here!

#monsterdon

Did that old guy just cop a feel?

#Monsterdon

Last scene of the movie is just Godzilla standing in the corner of a basement. #monsterdon

"that was the first time I've touched a woman in years." - old guy

#monsterdon

Foreshadowing! #Monsterdon

Hashtag End Stage Capitalism.

#Monsterdon

i've seen faster reaction time on three-toed sloths

_sedated_ three-toed sloths

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Yes I can understand how kaiju are easily confused with small rocks

#Monsterdon

@diazona @nhgeek uh the English dub sure doesn't

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Listen, I know I liked the idea in the room. But now that I see it, I don't think the stone-in-the-pond "Oh is that the monster" idea is gonna play on the air. #monsterdon

Very Authentic Earthquake Acting™️ #Monsterdon

That man in the white suit has to be shady af. #Monsterdon

@jonny thanks for the root post

Was this found footage thing before or after blair witch project came out?

#Monsterdon

A submarine named after a tiny orange. Cute. Little Satsuma-chan.
#Monsterdon #GMK

"In the states there are many stories of witches"

Yeah, we can make a movie that'll have 'em pukin' in the aisles! #monsterdon

write what you know, and they knew to make a movie...

#monsterdon

I’m a bit disappointed the English titles got overlayed on top of the Japanese titles.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Do you have to say "trademark" after those names?

BS Digital ... a little on the nose there.

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

How does a group of filmmakers ruin the reputation of villagers?? #Monsterdon

Loloolol the voice of angry older dude is so mismatched from the person

#monsterdon

@nhgeek oh that's just wrong

for a #Monsterdon movie

It's a National Geographic documentary

#monsterdon

SUDDEN TITLE SCREEN ATTACK
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excellent title sequence, excellent music. this is a level of quality we rarely see on #Monsterdon

Tiktok disinformation artists: see what they need to mimic a fraction of our power?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

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you don't have a permit for ALL OUT ATTACK !!!! get lost!

#Monsterdon

we do have many stories of witches. its true

#Monsterdon

Blair Witch Project... I remember that...somebody threw up over my friend because of all the shaky cam in the cinema. Then it got strange....

#Monsterdon

Godzilla in Name Only is canon in this splinter universe. Let's all point and laugh at it.
Man I forgot how dynamic and good the music in this movie was.
#Monsterdon #GMK

hey, we should watch some of their movies for #monsterdon !

is this supposed to be a jungle. i need to know for my bingo card

#monsterdon

@anne This was back before exploding billionarire subs were de rigeur though #monsterdon

Ha, specialized in low budget drama, very meta etc. and also Godzilla could make Japanese villages as famous as witches!

#Monsterdon

MISTER shadow of the colossus! <3

#monsterdon

Wait... is someone already dead? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I hope King Ghidorah isn't offended by not being a registered trademark

Speaking seriously for a second: it's hard to beat the OG japanese release of Godzilla. Not the crap american hatchet job.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon rolling...

TOHO!

This is the title that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends!
One day we started reading it not knowing what it was…
#Monsterdon

Not the Jaws music for Gojira! I love it already! #monsterdon

Uhoh, it's Japanese QAnon!

#monsterdon

Funny how they jumped straight to "explosion" and nobody is talking about the very obvious claw marks in the sub's hull

#Monsterdon

Godzilla versus the Trademark Office
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oh hey this soundtrack is by the same guy who did Shadow of the Colossus #monsterdon

But Satsumas are orange and I was led to believe that we all live in a yellow submarine.

#Monsterdon

yeah but the lost world kinda sucked so who cares

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@SeanAloysiusOBrien

It's like a Bond theme

#Monsterdon

This is the most 2001 movie ever.

#Monsterdon

I do love how the credits for this movie slap you like we're about to watch Wrestlemania.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Godzilla® Mothra® and King Gidorah™

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did that just say music by kow otani??? no wonder. (^_^)

#monsterdon

Just another imploding billionaire sub.... #monsterdon

Why is Godzilla and Mothra copyright but King Ghidorah trade mark? I presume this is what the movie is about
#monsterdon

UM could you get the English titles out of the way of the fucking RAD ASS title sequence in the background? #monsterdon

OMG the intro music of this #Monsterdon !

Like ear bleeding THX LOL

MY QUEEN! Or at least one wing thereof

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon the title that keeps on Giving.

No wait, I can do better....

at least the score isn't blatantly derivative

#monsterdon

dubbed is probably the way to go

#monsterdon

Hm. I'm sure that's nothing.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

incredible title hit #monsterdon

OOH HO HO I Love that title screen. That'll put some fly in your soup.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

lol great tunes
#Monsterdon

"...it can't be! James Cameron is down here!"

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Booyah!! #Monsterdon

"What's happening out there? What's that on the screen?"

...Bitch we're seeing the same thing you are, we don't know either #monsterdon

So far I feel like I've seen all these things before

#Monsterdon

Aw yeah bang go the credits! love it

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

I can’t believe it’s not Jaws

#monsterdon

Godzilla glowing spine plates sighting!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

We all live in a tangerine submarine.
We all live in a tangerine submarine.

#monsterdon

So everyone in the navy wears beautiful tailored suits except this one guy in charge with a leather jacket and an afro? #Monsterdon

Good thing this was pre-AI, or their database would be constanly updated with bullshit.

#Monsterdon

I recognize that tail!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack

"What's going on?" [explodes]

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

we're having an artistic texture party for the credits

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

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This sub has... toothmarks on it!
#monsterdon

I'm not sure that life preserver is gonna help you much at that depth, buddy.

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero

Just did that myself

#Monsterdon

OceanGate tech
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Satsuma sub. Waiting for the tangerine submersible. #monsterdon

Why would you name a submarine after an easily-pealable fruit?!? #monsterdon

That music can only mean one thing: Jawzilla!

#monsterdon

Satsuma looks like a tasty nugget also

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

i might switch to the dub so i can read more of your toots

#monsterdon

GIANT MONSTERS ALL OUT ATTACK!!!!!

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So… what is the kevlar helmet going to do for you under water? #Monsterdon