THE DOG LIVES! The teenagers, not so much.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

"Job's fine. People are nice. I signed up to fight monsters though 😭"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@jeffron yeah that's looking increasingly likely

#Monsterdon

I love her.

#Monsterdon

"You're drunk again."

"No I'm not. It's still the same drunk I was just a few minutes ago."

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon There were 11 people in that rowboat?

Are these Japanese Canadian?

#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack

She was way to drunk to be "fine thanks" this morning.

#Monsterdon

What did she say? Kaneda?

TETSUOOOOOOOO

#monsterdon

@diazona Right? I’m thinking Yuri needs rehab #monsterdon

The puppy is here! Aww whos' a good boy? You are yes you are.
Or good girl I guess. Baragon has a woman suit actor.
#Monsterdon #GMK

GMK is the first time that a woman played a kaijū in the gojira franchise—Rie Ōta.

#Monsterdon #WomenInHistory

I need to remember to go back and screenshot her face after her father said "I don't find it very funny" #monsterdon

“Yuri, reporting for duty!”

This is actually a great scene.

#Monsterdon

Now! That's What I Call Compositing

(i really need to make a mockup of that, with the lettering badly superimposed on the background)

#Monsterdon

This is a strange family dynamic

#Monsterdon

@TerryHancock #boring #Monsterdon

This monster movie is sure hanging around the house. #Monsterdon

She's your problem now! #Monsterdon

yuri reporting for duty 🫡 #monsterdon

"No, I'm drunk _still_."

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

ahhhh tororo time?

i am ready, bring it to me

#monsterdon

I guess they were worried we’d sympathize with the punks. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

our monsterdon experience is off to a bumpy start due to technical difficulties but I'm hopeful Godzilla will fix it!

#monsterdon She's asleep. Awake. Asleep. Awake. Asleep. LOL

@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host the guilt is in the running away... #Monsterdon

I AM RETURNING YOUR DRUNKEN MESS, SIR

#monsterdon

I've brought your extremely drunk daughter home, sir. I don't know how she got this way.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

No this ho didn't just say dump the dog overboard!! #monsterdon

"I"m not drunk!"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

You know the problem with movies like this?

They all presume the government is capable of hiding something as massive as godzilla.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Things are happening awfully fast. I just saw a rocket powered boring-machine / missile..?!

There's a lot of stuff going on without any kaiju involved

Not that I'm complaining, really

#Monsterdon

I DO find this funny.

#Monsterdon

Not piranhas

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Brings new meaning to getting head #monsterdon

Yaaaaaaaaaay horrid people in strife already
#Monsterdon

Oh good, the dog haters are getting what they deserve.

You tried to hurt a puppy, fuck you.

#Monsterdon

!!! it her!!!
#monsterdon

The disrespect these kids have for dogs they deserve what's coming to them #Monsterdon

Eat the delinquents, leave the dog.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Our subplot of Mothra vs Japanese Gidget. #Monsterdon

Godzilla: I'm gonna teach them damn teenagers some respect!
#Monsterdon

Man, you know you fucked up if MOTHRA eats your ass. #monsterdon

Oh cool a friendly local biker gang. Listen to their cute horns going tootily toot.
#Monsterdon #GMK

Uh oh her father is definitely going to beat the crap out of him.

#Monsterdon

Wasn't expecting dog murder
#monsterdon

@steggy They'll really dig into the problem 😂

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Lovely missile drill thing
#Monsterdon

"What's that?" "YOUR QUEEN"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

PUNCH THE WATER THAT HAS AGGRIEVED YOU

#monsterdon

...the dog...

...the dog...?

#monsterdon

if you're a teenager, you're either a disco teen or monster bait, and jack these aint no disco teens #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That meat is gonna burn.

ahhhhh nazukashii, my old place had a front door like this 😔

#monsterdon

@faoluin
Well you know. Those cover-ups. It's just like all those alien invasions we never talk about!

#Monsterdon

Noooo not the shibe!!!

#Monsterdon

Japan's teenage delinquents sport much more colorful dress than their western counterparts. #Monsterdon

These bikers gotta go

#monsterdon

There's our girl!
#TeamMOTHRA
#Monsterdon #GMKAllOutAttack #Godzilla

The ghost of Pai Mei is watching!

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Save the doggie!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack

Anyone remember Dr Hu the international Judas from King Kong Escapes? Well that actor is back but much much older.
#Monsterdon #GMK

Did she just throw the dog overboard???

No life preservers for you, or sympathy either, lady.

#monsterdon

noooooooooo not the dogoooo
#monsterdon

"Sometimes I think I should've been born a man" *close up of meat on a bbq* What could it all mean.

#monsterdon

mmmmmm, bite-size boat

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

BS Digital seems kind of on the nose for a company making fake documentaries about monsters.

#Monsterdon

Movie's setting up some more children to squish. #monsterdon

I hope Godzilla eats the dog-haters.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The explodey mole is going to rescue people how?

If I don't start seeming kaiju smash things, I'm gonna be sad. #monsterdon

Flying drill bit burrows in! #Monsterdon

damn disrespectful hooligans

#Monsterdon

Ah the oh-so-subtle commentary about Western influences on Japanese society

#monsterdon

Oh no he’s gonna go Noem on that dog.

#Monsterdon

that poor puppy, he's trying his best to protec.

#monsterdon

"ALL YOUTH ARE CRIMINALS" - Japan I guess.

#monsterdon

So this movie is actually about out-of-control youth culture? #Monsterdon

If you have a problem, no one else can help, and if you can find them...maybe you can hire the Drill Team.

#Monsterdon

dudes! never raid the only store on the island! rude!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

okay, so that's setting up three monsters from The Book of Checkov...

#monsterdon

Gojira! Gojira! #monsterdon

I can *feel* my smoke alarm trying to go off in this place.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Bechdel score is dropping by the second. #Monsterdon

Reminder that the dog lives for everyone who might be triggered right now.

#Monsterdon #GMKAllOutAttack #Godzilla

#Monsterdon

Spooky man in the woods!

Who "parks" in the middle of the road..?

My aspect ratio is a little off. This is definitely meant to be wider than 16:9.

That's not Godzilla, is it..? Hmm...

I am not in favor of restaurants where you cook your own food

#monsterdon

Big head and big mouth? Hopefully a big butt too with what we've got for him...
#Monsterdon

"I think you make a great girl"

Uh, did I miss something in the previous sentence?

#Monsterdon

"Sometimes I wish I'd been born a man.

- The Movie's Egg #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

That guy's acting was so bad, the dub may have actually improved it…

#Monsterdon

Now is the time for Hot Pot! Always time for Hot Pot!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

Godzilla -> Steak.

this movie is MAKING CHOICE CUTS.

#monsterdon

"Sometimes I wish I was born a man"

I resemble that remark, albeit flipped.

#Monsterdon

Time to shoot some rocks, yeah

#Monsterdon

Ever had a headache that only a military-grade drill missile could handle?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

relax, bro, it was just the Tyranitar pokemon

#monsterdon

Gojira da!

#Monsterdon

This thing is far too badass to be a boring tool #Monsterdon