okay, i didn't need to see that.

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Did not even know about the Bonin Islands #TIL
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"godzilla would be great as a pet" ugh zoomers

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Oh yeah we bonin' (Bonin Islands).

"What's that?" "Screencaps from Godzilla."
"Godzilla would be great as a pet."

Disrespect summons monsters.
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Wasn't expecting George Carlin #monsterdon

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This voice actor has Canadian raising!

Sympathy For The Godzilla

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[thump] PET THIS

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Dr. Pepper product placement!

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oh man the practical effects are fantastic. that wasn't just a camera shift!

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oh we are getting Blair Witch vibes

nice

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Gah! I have to take my dog out! Everyone pause the movie!

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Bonin Island is a popular filming location among the local degenerates 😏

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The stomping commences! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla might return .. if anyone would give a damn... uh, dude, Tokyo is on Godzilla watch constantly..

Everyone pretty chill with the idea of a kaiju until the kaiju in their backyard

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@strangefour SEE!? They've got a fun little camera and I want one!

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can we have a supernatural being that only appears on digital, not analog media for once

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Once again, we turn to the islands of bonin' #monsterdon

oh man the acting of these parts

these kids are MEANT to make you cringe and hate them, they are annoying twats

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I only now realized that kaiju are just giant yokai

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bonin islands are jucier

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Ghidorah will be more powerful then ever, implies Left Ghidoriah will be even more dopey.

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[nervous laughter] #monsterdon

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I hereby request a second career as a voice actor who only records dub tracks for Godzilla movies

The subbed version I'm watching uses 1 in place of I

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Ghidorah is known as the 8-headed dragon, huh? Having never seen Ghidorah in a movie before, I'm now sure he'll have 8 heads when I see him. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

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💥 ALL-OUT TRIVIA ATTACK 💥

CW?
Director Shusuke Kaneko said that this movie personalized victims more than previous movies.

He took out some frustration about disrespectful teenagers of his time as well.

"when the whola forest amove, that's a kaiju"

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#Monsterdon "Ship, out of danger?"

haha lucky find!
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What if Godzilla drank Volvic water. Has anyone considered that? What if he drank exactly 2 small bottles for each person?

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If kaiju regularly attacked America, there'd be cults devoted to bringing them back to destroy the world.

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"He's only been growing for 2000 years, he needs more time." That's a mood.

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#monsterdon the best part of having a thousand year dragon is getting the dragon's thousand year eggs.

it's a prehistoric palm pilot

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three people look around

Where's that singing coming from?

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Old man is right you must fight Kaiju with Kaiju it's the only way #Monsterdon

Wait...Ghidorah is suppose to be one of the good kaiju? #Monsterdon

ghidorah only has three heads #Monsterdon

aragon, paragon, and uh

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Oh good, a Ghidorah cultist. The Kaiju equivalent to a servant of the King in Yellow.

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there are 3 guardian monsters. you can only pick one as a starter

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I'm pretty sure this guy has a comb over but I can't tell which direction is starts from. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@turgon like and subscribe #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou lol true, but also, look at what happened with climate change

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Newcomers to #monsterdon think we're all about the schlock, but truth be told, early on we watched a lot of really good monster films. It's just that the good ones are often no longer available for free watching online.

Very thankful this one is - thank you Toho!

monster problem? just summon all the monsters to take care of it #monsterdon

I wish I could be proud of something I've made like that man was of the website he was webmster to.

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@davesdogmaggie I think Godzilla in most is officially a he. Though at one point Godzilla lays eggs in one or two movies, so I guess it varies randomly?

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toooki ga kita!

listen, if an old man every told me that, i would simply not. i'm too tired for shenanigans, jii-san.

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He's the webmaster. #monsterdon

The moors...did you stay...off of them?

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#monsterdon We're gonna need more poligrip for the wise old man. His dentures looked a little wandery…

not often that you see a ghost under arrest

maybe he's not a ghost after all

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"Godzilla... Will return!"

In CASINO ROYALE! #monsterdon

Hello, Clarice.

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"I have been, and always shall be, your friend." - This old guy in jail

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I am also a well know character in these parts.

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ghi-DOR-a?

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Ohh... "wrapped in a cocoon". We know what that means!

Webmasters were all the rage in 2001.

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A serious discussion of defense spending? Even if it's only one line? Ok this movie is already light years better than most we watch.

(I'm not sure what I mean by better either, don't ask)

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Ok, I'm a bit late to the movie, but I come in with this dude making fun of someone for saying Godzilla might come back someday and it's just like... You literally live in a world where kaiju exist and you're making fun of someone for saying they might exist?

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"As if anyone gives a damn." I have a feeling you're about to start giving a damn real soon dude...
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Oh thousands of deaths you say?
Bwahahahaha!
Room of budding psychopaths there
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IT'S MY FOREST CREEP. I missed you, Forest Creep.

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Meanwhile, the director:

"Make sure *everyone* sees the brand of bottled water."

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It wouldn't be a Godzilla movie without a little hubris. #Monsterdon

we've got masers now they'll definitely work #Monsterdon

Military guy confident that weapons will work on Godzilla THIS TIME. Because that never fails! (OK, they only had one try in this continuity)

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50 years, bullshit, we see Godzilla at least once every semester on #Monsterdon

@diazona this is the period of pre-monster, spent on characters we are meant to, if not care about, then at least recognize, so we have some hope of understanding the telepathy/technology that will eventually be used to subdue the monsters

clearly #monsterdon is set on Classic mode tonight

#monsterdon 11 bodies wrapped in a cocoon would definitely lead the news..

oh, the creepy forest dude has BACKSTORY!

30 seconds worth!

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#monsterdon Welcome to the dingy conjugal visit shed…

@jadebees I think the protagonists are supposed to be a moral contrast to their punk rock peers.

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They just referred to Godzilla as a he. So where did baby Godzilla come from?

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hahahha. "I'm the webmaster" is sooooo 2004.

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Godzilla always cums again.

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@blogdiva we at least saw her photo on their family shrine? it's also clear they are still impacted by her loss i think

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The middle of that table *begs* to be filled.

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I can answer that question!
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#Monsterdon trains :D

Ah dang, missing out on #monsterdon

Look forward to the comments anyway!

Hey, I had that Vaio laptop back in the early 2000s. Ran linux like a champ! #Monsterdon #RetroGeek

Oh, and the Egg's name is Yuri.

Yuri. The Trans Masc Egg. #Monsterdon

The Big Wooden Table of Serious Discussions #Monsterdon

look i don't have a proper IME set up on this linux laptop, the few japanese speakers on here can deal with my crappy romaji 😛

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Yeah, couldn't godzilla pick on some other country.

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#monsterdon seeing how happy that GOOD BOY is almost makes up for the whole thing

The english dubs and the english subs are wildly divergent

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TOHO Madness!

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that is a lot of smiling for "the prediction is hundreds of people will die"

wonder what the conversation actually is

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Her recovery from such a drunk the night before was legendary I'd be wrecked for a week after that #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He smiles with his entire orthodontic wonderland, don't he?

yuri's dad is the general guy, and her mom passed away at some point. also she maybe has an alcohol problem.

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11 people in that rowboat? strong "Hahaha you're all gonna die" energy. Richard Dreyfus would approve.

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Why does this movie seem to think most young adults are horrible?

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You know the boom mic operator stands down wind from her after she's had a heavy night out. Just saying.
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