I knew he wouldn't miss the girl. The tail made it!
#Monsterdon

No, it's this entire Shizuoka sequence. ​:blobcatbounce3d:​

#monsterdon

god this whole sequence rips #monsterdon

Ok kids, time to evacuate, which means we need to clean up first. We've got to keep our priorities straight #monsterdon

Godzilla is here to BREAK. YOUR. EGGS. #monsterdon

Standing in one place, all sphincters unleashed: I AM EVACUATING

#monsterdon

oh great, he heard you

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

30% percent Godzilla clearance sale!!!! #Monsterdon

I’m totally getting a bullhorn and running through the local Japanese market like that. #Monsterdon

Godzilla is not friend to children.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

i gotta say this is neither my favorite nor second favorite godzilla

#monsterdon

so the thing is

I think this movie is trying to really push comedy over tragedy

and it's not _quite_ making it

#monsterdon

godzilla would never eat MY face!

#monsterdon

It is important to stop and turn directly to the camera before you scream.

#monsterdon

No lie, I laughed at the tail slap on the hospital. #monsterdon

Oh... nvm.
#Monsterdon

Definitely going to have to listen to some Daikaju after this #Monsterdon

#Music #DaikajuBand #Daikaju #m_music #pn_film #Movies #Godzilla

evacuate? IN OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH?!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

And fuck you in particular, little sick girl. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The ship effects are not so good in this thing.. but they are funny.

Oh cool, godzilla hates Karen's too

#monsterdon

It's like Godzilla came back to take his Kaiju puppydog for a walk isn't that nice #Monsterdon

or maybe for fedi: godzilla crotchshot 😃😃👍👍🥵🥵🎉🎉
#Monsterdon

Godzilla having fun killing
#monsterdon

That moment when you're so scared you forget that you're scared and laugh instead...

#Monsterdon

love the view from the taxi, and the frozen-with-fear moment from the cabbie. well done.

#monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't attack hospitals!
#Monsterdon

woops
#monsterdon

SURPRISE TAIL!!!

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva

Well

https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/114973711109684136

#Monsterdon

Okay, tail whip de l'escalier was GREAT.

#Monsterdon

Tail Slap! #Monsterdon

*womp womp* #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

My favorite Godzilla aspect is the fractal patterns of the dorsal plates

#Monsterdon

I would die from trying to feed Godzilla biscuits. True fact. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

Godzilla tummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy

#Monsterdon

YAAAAAAYYYYY GODZILLA

"No! FIRST the monster walks by, THEN the building collapses!"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

in 2001 you could just drop and waste a whole dozen eggs if you needed to run from a kaiju....

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

Saved!

#Monsterdon

dang godzilla looking pretty thiccc from the side
#monsterdon

So… if now is when the Army should “Stand By”…. when exactly should they attack? #Monsterdon

Alms for a poor crippled girl, sir? #Monsterdon

And the tail! Oh my god, so much classic.

#monsterdon

All the extras work for free in Japan
#monsterdon

nice zip lip shirt #monsterdon

ah, the evacuation portion of tonight's program. mah favorite (^_^)

#monsterdon

#monsterdon bro put the kodama back bro i warned you about the kodama i told u bro

edit: they are in fact Jizo statues

#Monsterdon

"Godzilla isn't red!"

No kidding, we know that!

She has hot feets and is just looking for some ice to cool off with. Calm everyone #Monsterdon

“A monster has arrived…” “A red monster? Not Godzilla?”#Monsterdon

wow that was a mean death damn

#monsterdon

okay, we're about 1/3 through and we got what, 2 out of 3 monsters showing?

this movie _knows_ how to be compact, sometimes.

#monsterdon

Yeah! I love a monster stepping on toys!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Oh, I don't know this monster. Wife says "Baragon"..?

Even it's roar is cute!
#Monsterdon

One of my favorite scenes—The hospital scene.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, swell.

All that tuna! Wasted!

#monsterdon

yesss, our boy! crush 'em, sir!

#monsterdon

Old man enters cave, says "who the fuck messed up my CD collection?" #monsterdon

kinda want that shot but with bert substituted in for some reason

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#monsterdon A guardian monster, or Godzilla? Hmm, maybe I don't know all kaiju lore..

Don't shoot the puppymonster! Even the Puppymonster is shaking its head at you to tell you no! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Puppy is here to break grandpa out of prison.
#Monsterdon #GMK

raar!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Real godzilla shows up to throw a copyright strike on the red guy!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

#monsterdon GMK also notable for being the closest Toho has ever come to giving the fans a Godzilla-buffalo-shot

now _that's_ a Godzilla!

#monsterdon

SHKREEE-REEE 🦖✨

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack #MissionAccomplished

There's that Godzilla tum tum #monsterdon

@SRLevine It's the platypus equivalent of Kaiju.
#monsterdon

Godzilla crotch shot!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

Eat your heart out, Godzilla (1998).

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"that's not a godzilla. THIS is a godzilla"

#monsterdon

THERE's our beloved scaly boi!!!

#Monsterdon

The intrusive thought crossing my mind seeing that thing: "I wonder how large its testicles are."

#Monsterdon

oh shit THERE'S our boy!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Great reaction shot in the jail!

My internet froze up... I'm so behind #monsterdon

Hehe look a giant wave coming right for us teehee! #Monsterdon

This new digital compositing thing is going to work out, I'm telling you

#monsterdon

I like how fisherman's incoherent grunting was translated to "Look! There!" in the subs.

#monsterdon

They are monster chasers! I wonder where he is?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's like a rhino and a bat had a baby.

miru timestamp drop for myself #monsterdon

#monsterdon point point, urgle burgle flurgle.

McCarthyist fisherman out here like, "Godzilla's not red!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Such a delightful looking Kaiju! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

GILLIGAAAAAAAAN! I SAID GET THE MINES READY GILLIGAN!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#monsterdon those bat-boy ears on Baragon <3

"Red Godzilla" Pfft.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

it's non-Zilla!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Reverse sink hole

...I seeee youuuuu

No one is going to believe this moving earthquake story.

#Monsterdon

Why didn't Baragon get title credit? BARAGON IS THE BEST

#monsterdon

oh man that tsunami cg, hahahahaha

#monsterdon

MASH theme immediately begins in my head....#monsterdon

every time I see Barugon, I just think Baby Bop

#monsterdon

Something about that monster's head is unbalanced. Between the giant horn, the little ridge of spikes, and the ridiculous elephant ears, it's like the designers couldn't decide what they wanted.

#Monsterdon