My favorite Godzilla aspect is the fractal patterns of the dorsal plates

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I would die from trying to feed Godzilla biscuits. True fact. #Monsterdon

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Godzilla tummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy

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YAAAAAAYYYYY GODZILLA

"No! FIRST the monster walks by, THEN the building collapses!"

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in 2001 you could just drop and waste a whole dozen eggs if you needed to run from a kaiju....

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@RobynGoodfellow

Saved!

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dang godzilla looking pretty thiccc from the side
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So… if now is when the Army should “Stand By”…. when exactly should they attack? #Monsterdon

Alms for a poor crippled girl, sir? #Monsterdon

And the tail! Oh my god, so much classic.

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i don't know why your mad this time gozailler but kick their ass you boss bidje clear the neighborhood for your startup #monsterdon

All the extras work for free in Japan
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nice zip lip shirt #monsterdon

ah, the evacuation portion of tonight's program. mah favorite (^_^)

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#monsterdon bro put the kodama back bro i warned you about the kodama i told u bro

edit: they are in fact Jizo statues

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"Godzilla isn't red!"

No kidding, we know that!

She has hot feets and is just looking for some ice to cool off with. Calm everyone #Monsterdon

“A monster has arrived…” “A red monster? Not Godzilla?”#Monsterdon

okay, we're about 1/3 through and we got what, 2 out of 3 monsters showing?

this movie _knows_ how to be compact, sometimes.

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wow that was a mean death damn

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Yeah! I love a monster stepping on toys!
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Oh, I don't know this monster. Wife says "Baragon"..?

Even it's roar is cute!
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One of my favorite scenes—The hospital scene.

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#Monsterdon Oh, swell.

All that tuna! Wasted!

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yesss, our boy! crush 'em, sir!

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Old man enters cave, says "who the fuck messed up my CD collection?" #monsterdon

kinda want that shot but with bert substituted in for some reason

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#monsterdon A guardian monster, or Godzilla? Hmm, maybe I don't know all kaiju lore..

Don't shoot the puppymonster! Even the Puppymonster is shaking its head at you to tell you no! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

haha great zoom shot of doomed fishing boat guy
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Puppy is here to break grandpa out of prison.
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raar!

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Real godzilla shows up to throw a copyright strike on the red guy!

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#monsterdon GMK also notable for being the closest Toho has ever come to giving the fans a Godzilla-buffalo-shot

now _that's_ a Godzilla!

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SHKREEE-REEE 🦖✨

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There's that Godzilla tum tum #monsterdon

@SRLevine It's the platypus equivalent of Kaiju.
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Godzilla crotch shot!

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Eat your heart out, Godzilla (1998).

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"that's not a godzilla. THIS is a godzilla"

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THERE's our beloved scaly boi!!!

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The intrusive thought crossing my mind seeing that thing: "I wonder how large its testicles are."

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oh shit THERE'S our boy!
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#monsterdon Great reaction shot in the jail!

this is the Stephen Spielberg appreciation portion of the movie

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Here he is, the man himself! #monsterdon

"the red Godzilla" smh

This is like when @strangefour and I had to explain to @roblondon that not all mobile suits are Gundams.

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My internet froze up... I'm so behind #monsterdon

Hehe look a giant wave coming right for us teehee! #Monsterdon

This new digital compositing thing is going to work out, I'm telling you

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I like how fisherman's incoherent grunting was translated to "Look! There!" in the subs.

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They are monster chasers! I wonder where he is?

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#Monsterdon It's like a rhino and a bat had a baby.

Mmmm ramen! #Monsterdon

miru timestamp drop for myself #monsterdon

#monsterdon point point, urgle burgle flurgle.

McCarthyist fisherman out here like, "Godzilla's not red!"

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Such a delightful looking Kaiju! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

GILLIGAAAAAAAAN! I SAID GET THE MINES READY GILLIGAN!

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#monsterdon those bat-boy ears on Baragon <3

"Red Godzilla" Pfft.

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it's non-Zilla!

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...I seeee youuuuu

No one is going to believe this moving earthquake story.

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Why didn't Baragon get title credit? BARAGON IS THE BEST

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MASH theme immediately begins in my head....#monsterdon

oh man that tsunami cg, hahahahaha

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every time I see Barugon, I just think Baby Bop

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okay godzilla appears with a crotch shot in this one

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Baragon kawaii!!! He's such a good boy!
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Something about that monster's head is unbalanced. Between the giant horn, the little ridge of spikes, and the ridiculous elephant ears, it's like the designers couldn't decide what they wanted.

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No, you see, these monsters are HIPPIES. #monsterdon

Only antikaijuites think all monsters look alike

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I don't remember Godzilla having big adorable flappy ears

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How do you not know what Godzilla looks like? Who said "floppy ears and a horn?" Come on!
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Don't we all get the most important news of our lives from TVs in restaurants?
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Ooh ramen!
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just imagining a long, long line of people auditioning for roles where the main requirement is to scream "Godzilla!!!" in terror convincingly

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Flip phone! Everyone drink!

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#Monsterdon Suddenly they all realize they've heard the same legends.

kaiju just want fren

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These used to be the best mobile phones money could buy until the iPhone. I miss them ​:ameowsad:​

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Moving epicenter == kaiju!

The animation on those elephant ears is the best part

Or maybe it’s the nearly translucent orange horn #Monsterdon

“i’m not godzilla! i’m baragon! we don’t even look the same!” #monsterdon

2001 no real smartphones right right

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Here's a word for Zander Cannon's amazing "Kaijumax", which among a great many other things includes a rap-musical retelling the original "Gojira" acted by two kaiju playing all parts, including Dr Serizawa (who was the one who killed Gojira, not the J.S.-D.F.).

(They're on a stage in the middle of a maximum-security facility for kaiju, mecha, aliens, and similar, staffed by Ultraman kindabees.)

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(in reference to https://www.indystar.com/story/weather/2025/04/02/tornado-watch-v-warning-whats-the-difference-indiana-pork-tenderloin-national-weather-service-indy/82775672007/)

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Godzilla's a prison abolitionist #monsterdon

Why .. why is that guy's pistol on a spiral cord like a bank pen?

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KAIJU SO CUTE I WANT ONE

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That's not Godzilla you posers

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WHO'S A GOOD BIG FOAM BOY

YOU ARE!

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It's Gremlinzilla!!!
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Doesn't quite carry the terror of Jurassic Park but ok

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Wait, that's Godzilla in this one? It looks like a gremlin or something!

EDIT: Oh, it wasn't. I see.

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