Hillzilla is just Saitama in a rubber suit.
βTake a photo and then weβll runβ
See, this is where influencer culture came from #Monsterdon
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this really does hit different during a weekend of 80 yr commemorations of the nuclear bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Maybe Godzilla wants to stop at an onsen
So what do you call this lil mofo? #monsterdon
yes, there's a giant monster, but we need a pic for the 'gram #monsterdon
Those people are toast.
Duck and cover kids!
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NO HILLS!
Peek-a-Boo, I see you!
#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack
the red one is just a little baby! let them eat the trees like broccoli and floss with the gondola cable and that is their valley now #monsterdon
Godzilla: What'ya doing? #monsterdon
Godzilla mad he failed to photobomb
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The legend is here, lady! #Monsterdon
I feel sad for the dozen eggs.
Let them fight!
*Giant monster headed their way smashing everything in sight.*
"Let's take a picture!"
Don't run away. Oh no. Picture time.
well looky here
Why do most of the _non-C.G. scenes _also_ look like they were shot in the Uncanny Valley?
ah, the perils of social media. wait #monsterdon
@pmonks @Binder this wouldnβt have happened if the rest of the #Monsterdon crew would just vote for Grizzly!
oh right film
love these people taking pictures too, classic.
More puppy screen time! Rawr! Rawr!
Baragon doesn't want to pose in your picture, lady
Lots of casusaties in everyday settings. #Monsterdon
"...but why always here?"
"We do have the best noodles, you know."
#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack
Godzilla looking for that bitch who said he's just a legend
Oh that woman in the hospital. Swipe of the tail. So terrible!
Knew he was gonna swipe the hospital with its tail.
T called it!
#Monsterdon Suddenly, mushroom cloud. 0_o
#monsterdon poll: Godzilla breath attack (GMK 2001):
@blue Yep. That explains it. Well done.
#monsterdon βGodzilla is kicking the monster in the gravel pit!β
What part of the body is the gravel pit?
#monsterdon Breath weapon! YESSSSSS! BINGOOOOOI :floofLol:
They better not squish those monkeys who like the hot spas
#monsterdon Godzilla's war crimes against hospitals continue..
It's okay they're both going to take a bath together in Hakone while they gaze at Mt. Fuji.
#monsterdon
@yatsu i'm fucked up about the school scene
#Monsterdon The doubters all have that "Covid is just the flu!" energy.
@Configures @SnoopJ @ryan That makes sense! I am watching the dubbed version and hoping the dialogue is better in Japanese...
OK kids it's time to duck and cover! #Monsterdon
Godzilla crotch cam?
His groin enters the movie before he does.
#Monsterdon #GMK
Skreeeeonnnk! #Monsterdon
Was that shakey-cam of people fleeing from above supposed to be from Godzilla's perspective? Cause if so Godzilla is probably kind of motion sick all of the time...
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there's always gotta be the hospital shot
Girl, you're in traction. Give it up.
What the fuck?
#monsterdon
Godzilla has just surfaced 100 feet tall with a huge surge of water. Look at how gently the boats rock in the harbor.
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The pronunciation of Japanese places in this movie is driving me crazy. They're not even consistent with each other let alone how they're actually pronounced. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
This is the most uncanny valley Godzilla I have ever seen. With Zombie-white eyes, even.
THATβs Godzlla. Look at those legs! #Monsterdon
oh fuck, the scene with the mushroom cloud hits hard
okay, that school scene was genuinely creepy though. chef's kiss.
Japan pro tip: when a giant pile of water starts rising up out of the ocean, standing there and staring at it is not advisable
#Monsterdon BOOM, TAIL SHOT
Godzilla isn't red.
True
AND that ain't no tsumani.
Love the falling to my death in a boat POV.
#monsterdon
Godzilla POV. Wonderful.
was the point of that scene to show how rapid evacuation plans often provide no allowance for disabled people...? #monsterdon
Be sure to clear your desks before you evacuate.
Man, they gave Godzilla some creepy eyes. #Monsterdon
How it feels to chew 5 gum
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Black Friday sale!
i mean how godzilla looks
also this is uh. actually a horror movie huh
or maybe mushroom clouds just strike more fear into me than almost anything
I appreciate how vindictive Godzilla is in this movie. Like, he's a real heel here. #monsterdon
I knew he wouldn't miss the girl. The tail made it!
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No, it's this entire Shizuoka sequence. β:blobcatbounce3d:β
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god this whole sequence rips #monsterdon
Ok kids, time to evacuate, which means we need to clean up first. We've got to keep our priorities straight #monsterdon
Godzilla is here to BREAK. YOUR. EGGS. #monsterdon
Standing in one place, all sphincters unleashed: I AM EVACUATING
oh great, he heard you
30% percent Godzilla clearance sale!!!! #Monsterdon
Iβm totally getting a bullhorn and running through the local Japanese market like that. #Monsterdon
Godzilla is not friend to children.
i gotta say this is neither my favorite nor second favorite godzilla
so the thing is
I think this movie is trying to really push comedy over tragedy
and it's not _quite_ making it
godzilla would never eat MY face!
It is important to stop and turn directly to the camera before you scream.
No lie, I laughed at the tail slap on the hospital. #monsterdon
Oh... nvm.
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Definitely going to have to listen to some Daikaju after this #Monsterdon
#Music #DaikajuBand #Daikaju #m_music #pn_film #Movies #Godzilla
evacuate? IN OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH?!
And fuck you in particular, little sick girl. #monsterdon
#monsterdon The ship effects are not so good in this thing.. but they are funny.
Oh cool, godzilla hates Karen's too
It's like Godzilla came back to take his Kaiju puppydog for a walk isn't that nice #Monsterdon
or maybe for fedi: godzilla crotchshot πππππ₯΅π₯΅ππ
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love the view from the taxi, and the frozen-with-fear moment from the cabbie. well done.
Godzilla having fun killing
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That moment when you're so scared you forget that you're scared and laugh instead...
Godzilla doesn't attack hospitals!
#Monsterdon
woops
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SURPRISE TAIL!!!
Okay, tail whip de l'escalier was GREAT.
Tail Slap! #Monsterdon
*womp womp* #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack