Hillzilla is just Saitama in a rubber suit.

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“Take a photo and then we’ll run”

See, this is where influencer culture came from #Monsterdon

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this really does hit different during a weekend of 80 yr commemorations of the nuclear bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Maybe Godzilla wants to stop at an onsen

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So what do you call this lil mofo? #monsterdon

yes, there's a giant monster, but we need a pic for the 'gram #monsterdon

Those people are toast.

Duck and cover kids!
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NO HILLS!

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Peek-a-Boo, I see you!

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the red one is just a little baby! let them eat the trees like broccoli and floss with the gondola cable and that is their valley now #monsterdon

Godzilla: What'ya doing? #monsterdon

Godzilla mad he failed to photobomb
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The legend is here, lady! #Monsterdon

I feel sad for the dozen eggs.

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Let them fight!

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*Giant monster headed their way smashing everything in sight.*

"Let's take a picture!"

Don't run away. Oh no. Picture time.

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well looky here

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Why do most of the _non-C.G. scenes _also_ look like they were shot in the Uncanny Valley?

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ah, the perils of social media. wait #monsterdon

@pmonks @Binder this wouldn’t have happened if the rest of the #Monsterdon crew would just vote for Grizzly!

oh right film

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love these people taking pictures too, classic.

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More puppy screen time! Rawr! Rawr!

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Baragon doesn't want to pose in your picture, lady

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Love me some big monster belly shots

The camera angles in this movie are epic.

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Lots of casusaties in everyday settings. #Monsterdon

"...but why always here?"
"We do have the best noodles, you know."

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Godzilla looking for that bitch who said he's just a legend

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Oh that woman in the hospital. Swipe of the tail. So terrible!

Knew he was gonna swipe the hospital with its tail.
T called it!

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#Monsterdon Suddenly, mushroom cloud. 0_o

#monsterdon poll: Godzilla breath attack (GMK 2001):

@blue Yep. That explains it. Well done.

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#monsterdon “Godzilla is kicking the monster in the gravel pit!”

What part of the body is the gravel pit?

#monsterdon Breath weapon! YESSSSSS! BINGOOOOOI :floofLol:

They better not squish those monkeys who like the hot spas

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#monsterdon Godzilla's war crimes against hospitals continue..

It's okay they're both going to take a bath together in Hakone while they gaze at Mt. Fuji.

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@yatsu i'm fucked up about the school scene

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#Monsterdon The doubters all have that "Covid is just the flu!" energy.

The suit really moves well.

Duck & cover, kids. Kiss your asses goodbye.

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@Configures @SnoopJ @ryan That makes sense! I am watching the dubbed version and hoping the dialogue is better in Japanese...

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OK kids it's time to duck and cover! #Monsterdon

Godzilla crotch cam?
His groin enters the movie before he does.
#Monsterdon #GMK

Skreeeeonnnk! #Monsterdon

Was that shakey-cam of people fleeing from above supposed to be from Godzilla's perspective? Cause if so Godzilla is probably kind of motion sick all of the time...

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there's always gotta be the hospital shot

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Girl, you're in traction. Give it up.

What the fuck?
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Godzilla has just surfaced 100 feet tall with a huge surge of water. Look at how gently the boats rock in the harbor.
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The pronunciation of Japanese places in this movie is driving me crazy. They're not even consistent with each other let alone how they're actually pronounced. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

This is the most uncanny valley Godzilla I have ever seen. With Zombie-white eyes, even.

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THAT’s Godzlla. Look at those legs! #Monsterdon

oh fuck, the scene with the mushroom cloud hits hard

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okay, that school scene was genuinely creepy though. chef's kiss.

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Japan pro tip: when a giant pile of water starts rising up out of the ocean, standing there and staring at it is not advisable

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#Monsterdon BOOM, TAIL SHOT

Godzilla isn't red.
True
AND that ain't no tsumani.

Love the falling to my death in a boat POV.
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Godzilla POV. Wonderful.

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was the point of that scene to show how rapid evacuation plans often provide no allowance for disabled people...? #monsterdon

Be sure to clear your desks before you evacuate.

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Man, they gave Godzilla some creepy eyes. #Monsterdon

How it feels to chew 5 gum
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Black Friday sale!

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i mean how godzilla looks

also this is uh. actually a horror movie huh

or maybe mushroom clouds just strike more fear into me than almost anything

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I appreciate how vindictive Godzilla is in this movie. Like, he's a real heel here. #monsterdon

I knew he wouldn't miss the girl. The tail made it!
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No, it's this entire Shizuoka sequence. ​:blobcatbounce3d:​

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god this whole sequence rips #monsterdon

Ok kids, time to evacuate, which means we need to clean up first. We've got to keep our priorities straight #monsterdon

Godzilla is here to BREAK. YOUR. EGGS. #monsterdon

Standing in one place, all sphincters unleashed: I AM EVACUATING

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oh great, he heard you

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THAT was fucking awesome.

She thought she was safe and then… tail!

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30% percent Godzilla clearance sale!!!! #Monsterdon

I’m totally getting a bullhorn and running through the local Japanese market like that. #Monsterdon

Godzilla is not friend to children.

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i gotta say this is neither my favorite nor second favorite godzilla

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so the thing is

I think this movie is trying to really push comedy over tragedy

and it's not _quite_ making it

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godzilla would never eat MY face!

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It is important to stop and turn directly to the camera before you scream.

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No lie, I laughed at the tail slap on the hospital. #monsterdon

Oh... nvm.
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Definitely going to have to listen to some Daikaju after this #Monsterdon

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evacuate? IN OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH?!

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And fuck you in particular, little sick girl. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The ship effects are not so good in this thing.. but they are funny.

Oh cool, godzilla hates Karen's too

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It's like Godzilla came back to take his Kaiju puppydog for a walk isn't that nice #Monsterdon

or maybe for fedi: godzilla crotchshot 😃😃👍👍🥵🥵🎉🎉
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love the view from the taxi, and the frozen-with-fear moment from the cabbie. well done.

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Godzilla having fun killing
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That moment when you're so scared you forget that you're scared and laugh instead...

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Godzilla doesn't attack hospitals!
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woops
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SURPRISE TAIL!!!

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@blogdiva

Well

https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/114973711109684136

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Okay, tail whip de l'escalier was GREAT.

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Tail Slap! #Monsterdon

*womp womp* #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack