Godzilla lookin' a little pudgy there. #BeautifulAtAnySize #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Is that kaiju supposed to be utterly adorable?
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#monsterdon The battle of rubber-suited bit players in front of a matte painting IS ON! YEEEEHA!

OK, monster fans who know more than me: MUTA and Mothra: same creature with different names, or different?
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pitching wages of fear, but also you have to drive past godzilla #monsterdon

Guardian Monster is getting pummelled like the Krusty Burglar here!

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Baragon does have kinda cute ears. Silly tourist lady isn't wrong there

I BITE!

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Kaneko is such a Baragon stan...

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Red Godzilla used Dig. It was super effective

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there's the shot they did specifically for showing it in 3D

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Mount Fuji. Smoke stacks. Fire and smoke. Godzilla.
Ya know, I think this film might be a commentary on Japan gang?
#Monsterdon #GMK

@ohiofi well we see ants move fast so its just extrapolation the other way
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raar!

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Aww they can't be fighting puppy monster is too cute to be the enemy I think they are just play fighting #Monsterdon

Love a little portable LCD TV, I had one as a teenager. 💙

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#monsterdon The horned kaiju rocks.

Godzilla's noise is like a zombie's speed. When it needs to be loud, it's loud. But if he wants to sneak up on you he can. Like zombies who shamble really slowly unless they need to be fast. #monsterdon

huh, so some of this took place in the painted hills then

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damn they're actually biting each other and not just shooting breath weapons or whatever

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the in-car TV is a...choice

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Oh ho! Surprise killing of the invalid!

Just when you thought it was safe to convalesce...
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"Godzilla is much bigger than I thought he'd be"

Was there not earlier photography of Godzilla next to buildings and stuff for scale? Or is this comment more of a bigger in a metaphorical sense?

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“I think the monsters are gonna fuck, sir.”

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#Monsterdon This was before Instagram. We've always been this dumb.

so this film presupposes a timeline where godzilla is *not* a friend to all children, is what I gather

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The little guy is toast, alone.

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waiting for BOTH monsters to swat the helicopters

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Literally, whatever the little rhino one is, I want it. Everything it does is just delightful.
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So this is like a direct sequel to the 1954 movie, but they're throwing in the souls of the collective dead from WWII powering Godzilla? This is... alot to just throw into the lore.

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What the... Why did Godzilla actually stop and take all the time to smash through a mountain instead of just going over or around? That's like 500x more effort... Just showing off?

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#monsterdon Godzilla needs dental care.

"Take a photo, then we run!" Nice line
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Kaiju vs. Kaiju! #Monsterdon

Man, if you see Godzilla in any way, that's basically a death sentence huh #monsterdon

Dickzilla 😠 #monsterdon

damn Godzilla what did that hill do to you

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I was promised Mothra, too. #monsterdon

Hillzilla is just Saitama in a rubber suit.

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“Take a photo and then we’ll run”

See, this is where influencer culture came from #Monsterdon

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this really does hit different during a weekend of 80 yr commemorations of the nuclear bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Maybe Godzilla wants to stop at an onsen

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yes, there's a giant monster, but we need a pic for the 'gram #monsterdon

So what do you call this lil mofo? #monsterdon

NO HILLS!

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Those people are toast.

Duck and cover kids!
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Godzilla: What'ya doing? #monsterdon

Peek-a-Boo, I see you!

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Godzilla mad he failed to photobomb
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The legend is here, lady! #Monsterdon

I feel sad for the dozen eggs.

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*Giant monster headed their way smashing everything in sight.*

"Let's take a picture!"

Don't run away. Oh no. Picture time.

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Let them fight!

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well looky here

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Why do most of the _non-C.G. scenes _also_ look like they were shot in the Uncanny Valley?

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ah, the perils of social media. wait #monsterdon

@pmonks @Binder this wouldn’t have happened if the rest of the #Monsterdon crew would just vote for Grizzly!

oh right film

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love these people taking pictures too, classic.

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More puppy screen time! Rawr! Rawr!

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Baragon doesn't want to pose in your picture, lady

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Love me some big monster belly shots

The camera angles in this movie are epic.

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Lots of casusaties in everyday settings. #Monsterdon

"...but why always here?"
"We do have the best noodles, you know."

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Godzilla looking for that bitch who said he's just a legend

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Oh that woman in the hospital. Swipe of the tail. So terrible!

Knew he was gonna swipe the hospital with its tail.
T called it!

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#Monsterdon Suddenly, mushroom cloud. 0_o

#monsterdon poll: Godzilla breath attack (GMK 2001):

@blue Yep. That explains it. Well done.

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#monsterdon “Godzilla is kicking the monster in the gravel pit!”

What part of the body is the gravel pit?

#monsterdon Breath weapon! YESSSSSS! BINGOOOOOI :floofLol:

They better not squish those monkeys who like the hot spas

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#monsterdon Godzilla's war crimes against hospitals continue..

It's okay they're both going to take a bath together in Hakone while they gaze at Mt. Fuji.

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@yatsu i'm fucked up about the school scene

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#Monsterdon The doubters all have that "Covid is just the flu!" energy.

The suit really moves well.

Duck & cover, kids. Kiss your asses goodbye.

#monsterdon #godzilla

OK kids it's time to duck and cover! #Monsterdon

Godzilla crotch cam?
His groin enters the movie before he does.
#Monsterdon #GMK

Skreeeeonnnk! #Monsterdon

Was that shakey-cam of people fleeing from above supposed to be from Godzilla's perspective? Cause if so Godzilla is probably kind of motion sick all of the time...

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there's always gotta be the hospital shot

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Girl, you're in traction. Give it up.

What the fuck?
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Godzilla has just surfaced 100 feet tall with a huge surge of water. Look at how gently the boats rock in the harbor.
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The pronunciation of Japanese places in this movie is driving me crazy. They're not even consistent with each other let alone how they're actually pronounced. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

This is the most uncanny valley Godzilla I have ever seen. With Zombie-white eyes, even.

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THAT’s Godzlla. Look at those legs! #Monsterdon

okay, that school scene was genuinely creepy though. chef's kiss.

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oh fuck, the scene with the mushroom cloud hits hard

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Japan pro tip: when a giant pile of water starts rising up out of the ocean, standing there and staring at it is not advisable

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#Monsterdon BOOM, TAIL SHOT

Godzilla isn't red.
True
AND that ain't no tsumani.

Love the falling to my death in a boat POV.
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Godzilla POV. Wonderful.

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was the point of that scene to show how rapid evacuation plans often provide no allowance for disabled people...? #monsterdon

Be sure to clear your desks before you evacuate.

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Man, they gave Godzilla some creepy eyes. #Monsterdon

How it feels to chew 5 gum
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i mean how godzilla looks

also this is uh. actually a horror movie huh

or maybe mushroom clouds just strike more fear into me than almost anything

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