"cocoons"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Yeah just keep making up lies to the kid lady - whatever you like
#monsterdon

knocking out some chores as i watch this for the thousandth time this week, looking up occasionally at news reports of godzilla #monsterdon

"Friendly monsters are fighting Godzilla for us. So don't you worry!"

That is not a "don't worry", that's "FUCKING APOCALYPSE", Yuri.
#monsterdon #godzilla

all the sirens in the surround mix, it's good

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

So far the guardian monsters haven't done jack diddly squat. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Back to hell, I guess, bat-rhino

"...tis only a flesh wound"

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

Mmmmmm, Giant White Peanut!

#monsterdon

love how some of the japanese people have british accents in the dub
#monsterdon

Does the dog kaiju... 🥺
#Monsterdon #GMK

This movie just broke Stephen King's #1 rule of storytelling: don't kick the dog. #monsterdon

Poor puppy monster! It's like they needed a guard dog but instead of a rottweiler they got a beagle #Monsterdon

giant white peanut?

#monsterdon

Little known fact: this monster fight is actually why Nova Scotia told everyone to stay out of the woods.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Don’t lie to little kids, lady #Monsterdon

Laser breath 1
Cute red puposaurus 0

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

aw poor little kaiju

#Monsterdon

Are we supposed to root against Godzilla in this Kaiju battle? Feels wrong!

#Monsterdon

Remember the Satsuma! #Monsterdon

girl you are not supposed to drive with a concussion

#monsterdon

NO GODZILLA! Bad! No hurt the puppy!
#Monsterdon #GMK

I'll never forgive Godzilla for that one...
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla beating up on horny boy makes me really mad at him.

I'm pretty sure you can tell the people who are watching the dubbed version because we are all making jokes about gravel pits. I assume the subtitles didn't translate it that badly.
#monsterdon

A moment of silence for Baragon. Poor puppy.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

As absurd as this movie is, it is weirdly riveting.

#Monsterdon

He is narrating the fight like it's professional wrestling!
#monsterdon

It burrows!! #monsterdon

At least now we know where they got the fight choreography for Krypto the Superdog. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Oh no the cute kaiju got beatled then toasted #Monsterdon

Godzilla over here just murdering solely for the sake of murdering it seems...

#Monsterdon

This one's for Sandy Frank! Raaaar! #Monsterdon

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😀
#Monsterdon

The monsters are full of chaos rage and fucking shit up. I needed this right now.

Oh shit… that lightning bolt breath is … why didn’t he start with that? Disregard my fire questions… #Monsterdon

Baragon's all "Some part I got in this picture. I totally need a new agent." #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Goodbye, akai kaijū. ​:ablobcatcry:​

#monsterdon

"I think the monsters are gonna fight sir."
"Are ya sure?"
"Well this is a Godzilla movie."
#Monsterdon #GMK

I am really trying to not say "that's what she said" every third line.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench Off the top rooooooope....!
#monsterdon

Puppy monster gonna need an ice pack for his gravel pits.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

does Baragon count as a 'precocious child' for bingo purposes?

ok lady there were at least three people in that helicopter, who was driving
#Monsterdon

@trixter Turns out tabloid reporters are highly flammable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #monsterdon

Kaiju fight… how did the fire start? #Monsterdon

HOW BIG are the two characters to be seen in that wide shot

are they the real monsters

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Baragon hanging on Godzilla's arm like an annoying happy dog

I am missing #Monsterdon tonight to catch Shakespeare in the park with a friend. But there was a Gargantua mention.

ROSALIND

Alas the day! what shall I do with my doublet and
hose? What did he when thou sawest him? What said
he? How looked he? Wherein went he? What makes
him here? Did he ask for me? Where remains he?
How parted he with thee? and when shalt thou see
him again? Answer me in one word.

CELIA

You must borrow me Gargantua's mouth first

Love that recreating the first shot of Godzilla from the original movie. *chef's kiss*

#Monsterdon #GMK

The little guy is tenacious, give him credit

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

It's like they're taking it seriously and kinda failing at it.

And I love it.

#Monsterdon

poor baragon :(

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Baragon baseball! Godzilla 1, chopper 0.
#monsterdon #godzilla

I just logged onto the #Monsterdon n movie and I think I came in at a great time.

Godzilla goes yaaaaad!

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 I'll always remember my desk neighbor coolly reaching to screenlock her laptop when the building started shaking during work hours (the only earthquake I remember experiencing on the East Coast). Gotta secure the equipment before leaving the building! #Monsterdon #godzillamothraandkingghidorah_giantmonstersalloutattack_2001

ooch

#monsterdon

Gotta love the play-by-play commentary on the kaiju fight

#Monsterdon

Puppy gets tail swatted!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

Godzilla literally moving mountains to get to the other monster just so he doesn't have to climb them #monsterdon

Now Godzilla's just showing off. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Humans, about to be squished once Godzilla stops fighting the dino puppy: "Run away, dino puppy! Get to safety!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon

Yeet! #Monsterdon

"It's enormous, but quite cute really."
"Quick take a photo! And then we'll run."
#Monsterdon #GMK

AND IT'S OUTTA HERE

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@trixter
Look, you never know when an enemy Kaiju could be hiding in dat random hill that you are walking past. Best be safe than sorry!

#Monsterdon

I kinda like this berserk Godzilla
#Monsterdon

i dont understand anything in this movie lol
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon rocks fall, everyone dies

again

“The whole thing’s live on the television” #Monsterdon

raaaaar!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"Godzilla is kicking the red monster in the gravel pits!" Is that what we call its crotch? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon WWF meets WWF

this whole sequence is really fun

#Monsterdon

"Enormous but quite cute really!"

Same, sis. Same. #BeautifulAtAnySize #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#monsterdon Kicked it right in the gravel pits.

#Monsterdon All those screens need now are hearts and smileys floating by, and betting site chryons showing who thiinks what cities will be next.

“Kicking him in the gravel pits”

No innuendo at all

#Monsterdon

in the gravel pits? Sounds like it hurts

#monsterdon

WWE: Kaiju edition
#Monsterdon

Baragon would be a good name for a pittie with bat-ears. just sayin

#monsterdon

Peekaboo! It’s Godzilla over the mountain. :ablobcatwave: #Monsterdon

Owch, right in the gravel pits
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon bagorah, the bagel monster

HOME RUN

#monsterdon

Baragon uses "Bitey" It's not very effective. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"in the gravel pits" is that what we call those now?

#monsterdon

Curb stomp time, sorry to see it

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

awww they just tusslin'

#monsterdon

raar!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Camera crew heading to the giant monster: "They're all evacuating! They've outsmarted us!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"...oh no, he's a Baragonner!"

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon

Should not have stayed for that selfie!

@namikimint@abdl.link I didn't look at the whole thing... Kind of watching a movie before going down to watch tonight's #Monsterdon.

TAIL SMASH

#monsterdon

Aw poor Godzilla is confused

#Monsterdon

I am also enormous but quite cute.

#Monsterdon

pushes glasses up on nose you can easily distinguish Baragon from Anguirus because Baragon does not have a thagomizer

#Monsterdon