Gee, that special chemical weapon seems like something you might keep around just in case, but I guess not...
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla laser breath destroying helicopters was awesome.

#Monsterdon "Five more minutes, please. It's been 10K years"

#Monsterdon

Our power is going off and on.

Ugh.

I don't like that these Kaiju keep killing people in the bathroom, that's just wrong!

#Monsterdon

The review I read about this movie was wrong. This movie is glorious.
#Monsterdon
"Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack"

Godzilla moves at about the speed of a cyclist

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

oh my god they're all Godzilla truthers

#monsterdon

Tim Burton's
MOTHRA

#monsterdon

MOTHRA ARRIVES!!!! #monsterdon

My queen!

#monsterdon

Meanwhile, Mothra emerges from their styrofoam peanut.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

SHE COMES! 👸 :moth:

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Counter Strike: GO dzilla
#monsterdon

@mortaine ooh I really have to read that, it's been on my list for a while

#Monsterdon

:D
#monsterdon

Why does Mothra look more like an ant than a moth?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Doomed jets. :oh_no_bubble:

#Monsterdon

You'd think they'd remember that missiles only make him mad

New monsters with a chorus backup band just dropped.
#Monsterdon

You know, at this point, I think a simple "yes" is the response to "are monsters real?". #Monsterdon

Ooh nice aim Godzilla!

#Monsterdon

Would hte internet of 2001 have even been enough to transmit NTSC-J video?

#Monsterdon

"Sir, we're waiting for your orders."
Wait, I thought we were waiting for yours...
#Monsterdon

Ghidorah! What a cutie!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

is this the googly eyed head or one of the normal heads?

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Godzilla laughs at your puny conventional explosives. Every generation must learn anew: YOU NEED MASERS

#monsterdon

HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN

#monsterdon

Now I'm picturing a giant cat chasing Godzilla's laser pointer

#Monsterdon

Come on! You know who comes out of cocoons #Monsterdon

that house in particular

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

BS Digital Q and U62 - buddies forever?

#monsterdon

Godzilla would great at the Missile Defense game.

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

dont u dare tell me there's no fairies in this movie

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

She'll send the pictures back *over the net*???!!!

“Try attacking it from the side!”

Hand gestures to explain the concept of “side”

#Monsterdon

well then FIRE ZE MISSILES!

#monsterdon

"The missiles had no effect sir" Of fucking course they didn't. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Is that a Mothra cocoon, or a peanut?
#Monsterdon

Uuuuuuugh I want a little Sony Handycam

#monsterdon

Nice Sony product placement there #Monsterdon

Oh no, they are dropping bombs on Godzilla. Don't they know he'll just get more mad and trash the place?
#Monsterdon

"... bargain basement of the airwaves ..."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

props to bicycles though, for getting you where you should not be

#monsterdon

"ah yeah. right there. that's the spot. goddamn that's been itching all day"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon Literal keyboard warrior all "GRRRR"

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

does this mean we'll get to see Mothra's singing twin friends???

#Monsterdon Godzilla has some serious cataracts.

Should prolly smoke some bud.

It's ANGRY!

#Monsterdon

well, it didn’t work out for those 2 guys in the helicopter, but maybe it will work out for us #monsterdon

#monsterdon I suspect that there may be a Mothra sighting soon..

YES GIRL! Bike through the apocalypse!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

i'm so close to a bingo in so many directions lmao

#monsterdon

The lesser known Kevin Smith movie, “Chasing Godzilla”.

#Monsterdon

Dude! That was some pretty serious atomic breath there. #Monsterdon

@kshernandez
All our monster heros are disappointing us!

That's a familiar feeling.

#Monsterdon

You know how look that will take to upload and download? #Monsterdon

I am not screen shotting the horrible things Godzilla does to our precious baby Baragon.
😭
#Monsterdon #GMK

cancel your plans! I need a webmaster! #Monsterdon

More sex toys. Stop teasing the poor #monsterdon

I’m always sending pictures over “the net”. #Monsterdon

@EmptySet @Cherizilla Seems plausible enough

#Monsterdon

The spines are activated! And the mighty breath. (Poor red puppy) #Monsterdon

sorry I was looking at something else... the citizens are evacuating *to* Tokyo?

#monsterdon

No lie, this is making me want to re-read Kaiju Preservation Society. #monsterdon Like, I want to get back into the world of "these are precious creatures that we need to protect... sometimes from themselves."

The shape of that "cocoon" was surely a decision. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"Yuri! You're I gonner"
#Monsterdon

Jeff Bezos is jealous of those balls I bet he'll order bigger new balls be constructed for him now #Monsterdon

Yeah, that lizard DID mess with the wrong guy. He messed with Barugon!
#Monsterdon

Digital Q... isn't there a Q agency in the Ultraman universe?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Time to send out the kamikaze forces. #Monsterdon

begin the gundam launch sequence!

err...

#monsterdon

The kaijus' colors really pop when filmed with this Sony Handycam, on sale in the lobby! #Monsterdon

Guardian monsters are real, and they're here to save you from the other monsters that are totally not real, promise

#Monsterdon

This cocoon thing looks like a big bra.
#Monsterdon

Maybe somebody should explain to Yuri that she's concussed #monsterdon

So long wrestling announcer helicopter guys...
#Monsterdon #GMK

@Configures Gojira kicked my dog! #monsterdon

bro all you have is conventional weapons, you will definitely fail, haven't you seen any godzilla movies #monsterdon

don’t forget your bike helmet Yuri #monsterdon

Too many superimposed shots, not enough model cities.

There, I said it.

#Monsterdon

This woman barging into the bike shop like me walking into Urbane Cyclist at 5:59PM 😂😭

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Large styrofoam packing peanut sighted.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

I didn't know Gojira would fight so dirty! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the Most Dangerous Game: aerial filming of kaiju fights

@kshernandez Cutie-pie! #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, at the site of the albino peanut.

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

What is with the floating bra?
#Monsterdon

That’s an oversized peanut 🥜#Monsterdon

Giant inflatable peanut?

#Monsterdon

"Are monsters real?"
No, those things on TV are just AI.
#Monsterdon

"I think the monsters are gonna fight, sir."

"Are you sure? Looks like jazz hands to me."

#monsterdon

Why is the cocoon-

Oh nevermind, what even the.

#Monsterdon

It's Mr. Peanut before he cracked

#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack

deez nuts

#Monsterdon

found a peanut, found a peanut...

#monsterdon

really good old man voice, dub guy

#Monsterdon

JAZZ HANDS #monsterdon

Godzilla swings, and he hits! #Monsterdon

"I don't care of monsters are ravaging the countryside, YOU MAY NOT DRIVE"

#monsterdon