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does this mean we'll get to see Mothra's singing twin friends???
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does this mean we'll get to see Mothra's singing twin friends???
#Monsterdon Godzilla has some serious cataracts.
Should prolly smoke some bud.
It's ANGRY!
well, it didnβt work out for those 2 guys in the helicopter, but maybe it will work out for us #monsterdon
#monsterdon I suspect that there may be a Mothra sighting soon..
YES GIRL! Bike through the apocalypse!
the monsters that somehow don't wreck Internet infrastructure.
i'm so close to a bingo in so many directions lmao
The lesser known Kevin Smith movie, βChasing Godzillaβ.
Dude! That was some pretty serious atomic breath there. #Monsterdon
You know how look that will take to upload and download? #Monsterdon
I am not screen shotting the horrible things Godzilla does to our precious baby Baragon.
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#Monsterdon #GMK
cancel your plans! I need a webmaster! #Monsterdon
More sex toys. Stop teasing the poor #monsterdon
Iβm always sending pictures over βthe netβ. #Monsterdon
@EmptySet @Cherizilla Seems plausible enough
The spines are activated! And the mighty breath. (Poor red puppy) #Monsterdon
sorry I was looking at something else... the citizens are evacuating *to* Tokyo?
No lie, this is making me want to re-read Kaiju Preservation Society. #monsterdon Like, I want to get back into the world of "these are precious creatures that we need to protect... sometimes from themselves."
The shape of that "cocoon" was surely a decision. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
"Yuri! You're I gonner"
#Monsterdon
Jeff Bezos is jealous of those balls I bet he'll order bigger new balls be constructed for him now #Monsterdon
Yeah, that lizard DID mess with the wrong guy. He messed with Barugon!
#Monsterdon
Digital Q... isn't there a Q agency in the Ultraman universe?
Time to send out the kamikaze forces. #Monsterdon
The kaijus' colors really pop when filmed with this Sony Handycam, on sale in the lobby! #Monsterdon
Guardian monsters are real, and they're here to save you from the other monsters that are totally not real, promise
This cocoon thing looks like a big bra.
#Monsterdon
Maybe somebody should explain to Yuri that she's concussed #monsterdon
So long wrestling announcer helicopter guys...
#Monsterdon #GMK
@Configures Gojira kicked my dog! #monsterdon
bro all you have is conventional weapons, you will definitely fail, haven't you seen any godzilla movies #monsterdon
donβt forget your bike helmet Yuri #monsterdon
This woman barging into the bike shop like me walking into Urbane Cyclist at 5:59PM ππ
Large styrofoam packing peanut sighted.
I didn't know Gojira would fight so dirty! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon the Most Dangerous Game: aerial filming of kaiju fights
@kshernandez Cutie-pie! #Monsterdon
Meanwhile, at the site of the albino peanut.
#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack
What is with the floating bra?
#Monsterdon
Thatβs an oversized peanut π₯#Monsterdon
Giant inflatable peanut?
"Are monsters real?"
No, those things on TV are just AI.
#Monsterdon
It's Mr. Peanut before he cracked
#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack
deez nuts
found a peanut, found a peanut...
really good old man voice, dub guy
JAZZ HANDS #monsterdon
Godzilla swings, and he hits! #Monsterdon
"I don't care of monsters are ravaging the countryside, YOU MAY NOT DRIVE"
"cocoons"
Yeah just keep making up lies to the kid lady - whatever you like
#monsterdon
knocking out some chores as i watch this for the thousandth time this week, looking up occasionally at news reports of godzilla #monsterdon
"Friendly monsters are fighting Godzilla for us. So don't you worry!"
That is not a "don't worry", that's "FUCKING APOCALYPSE", Yuri.
#monsterdon #godzilla
all the sirens in the surround mix, it's good
So far the guardian monsters haven't done jack diddly squat. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Back to hell, I guess, bat-rhino
"...tis only a flesh wound"
#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack
Mmmmmm, Giant White Peanut!
love how some of the japanese people have british accents in the dub
#monsterdon
Does the dog kaiju... π₯Ί
#Monsterdon #GMK
This movie just broke Stephen King's #1 rule of storytelling: don't kick the dog. #monsterdon
giant white peanut?
Poor puppy monster! It's like they needed a guard dog but instead of a rottweiler they got a beagle #Monsterdon
Little known fact: this monster fight is actually why Nova Scotia told everyone to stay out of the woods.
Donβt lie to little kids, lady #Monsterdon
Laser breath 1
Cute red puposaurus 0
aw poor little kaiju
Are we supposed to root against Godzilla in this Kaiju battle? Feels wrong!
Remember the Satsuma! #Monsterdon
girl you are not supposed to drive with a concussion
NO GODZILLA! Bad! No hurt the puppy!
#Monsterdon #GMK
I'll never forgive Godzilla for that one...
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Godzilla beating up on horny boy makes me really mad at him.
I'm pretty sure you can tell the people who are watching the dubbed version because we are all making jokes about gravel pits. I assume the subtitles didn't translate it that badly.
#monsterdon
A moment of silence for Baragon. Poor puppy.
As absurd as this movie is, it is weirdly riveting.
He is narrating the fight like it's professional wrestling!
#monsterdon
It burrows!! #monsterdon
At least now we know where they got the fight choreography for Krypto the Superdog. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
Oh no the cute kaiju got beatled then toasted #Monsterdon
Godzilla over here just murdering solely for the sake of murdering it seems...
This one's for Sandy Frank! Raaaar! #Monsterdon
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS π
#Monsterdon
The monsters are full of chaos rage and fucking shit up. I needed this right now.
Oh shitβ¦ that lightning bolt breath is β¦ why didnβt he start with that? Disregard my fire questionsβ¦ #Monsterdon
Baragon's all "Some part I got in this picture. I totally need a new agent." #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
Goodbye, akai kaijΕ«. β:ablobcatcry:β
#monsterdon
"I think the monsters are gonna fight sir."
"Are ya sure?"
"Well this is a Godzilla movie."
#Monsterdon #GMK
I am really trying to not say "that's what she said" every third line.
@socketwench Off the top rooooooope....!
#monsterdon
Puppy monster gonna need an ice pack for his gravel pits.
Cannot get over how much of a bastard this iteration of Godzilla is, he just killed a warrior MooDeng monster!
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does Baragon count as a 'precocious child' for bingo purposes?
βThe two men in the helicopterβtheyβre dead.β
There were at least three in that helicopter because someone was piloting it.
@trixter Turns out tabloid reporters are highly flammable Β―\_(γ)_/Β― #monsterdon