Poop Cannon, go!
#Monsterdon

No. Not God. Mothra.

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#Monsterdon Man, remember when recording devices had batteries that lasted?

Mothra shows up and it's immediately helicopters with spotlights and "evacuate but leave your lights on to aid the military operation!"

LAMP DEFENSE ACTIVATE

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

That Ghidorah only has 3 heads. I was promised an 8 headed monster. He either needs to have 5 dicks or you can get this Temu brand Ghidorah out of here. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

There it does. Attacking Godzilla.
Insect type vs fire/dragon does seem like a good match up to me.
#Monsterdon #GMK

DEPLOY SPIKES

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Also wouldn't the moth spiral into the light?

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Mothera coukd use some air support they should summon a Manitoba Mosquito or two #Monsterdon

I like how every Godzilla movies is a direct sequel to the first one. #Monsterdon

@jeffron Yay bingo! 🎉 #Monsterdon

I wanna live in the world where you can stream off your handycam using FireWire to your cell phone!

#monsterdon

stop pointing those spotlights at mothra! you'll confuse her!

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Is there a kaiju musical? If not, can we write it?

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Goji is like, "BUT MOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

It wuld be funny if Mothra gets confused by the searchlights and started to fly in circles of one.
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I love his teef! BITE BITE BITE
#Monsterdon

slay girl!
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“Monster convention” would be a good title! #Monsterdon

Godzilla is like, "I said, No pictures!"

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@lytta I would believe that yeah

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#monsterdon I think "Good luck everyone, you're going to die!" is my favorite in this one, maybe moreso even than Mosura

I like how Mothra’s legs have no movement whatsoever #Monsterdon

when did mothra get that kind of firepower damn

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Laser zap that moth bastard

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oh no. Mothra has spotted the largest LÄMP

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That's one hell of a moth. Yes. Yes it is.

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@wohali Way out! #Monsterdon

@paco I love it when the gun moves into play

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Mothra is so preeeettttyyy. #monsterdon

the view from the tower up there is actually extraordinary

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Ok, girl with the earflap hat congratulating everyone on their imminent death? Great choice of headgear, lousy choice of cheer #Monsterdon

Mon Mothra giving the big lizard a slap

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BIG
MISSILES
SIR
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Godzilla and Philosophy, forthcoming, Routledge, 2026 #monsterdon

Godzilla there doing some record shopping
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#monsterdon Don't attack the Guardian Monsters. Good idea.,

Chekhov’s Lifejacket.

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@GramrgednAngel @wulfric We all know the combined ebook hoard of both of you is enough to fill an entire granite quarry. #monsterdon

No, don't shine the incredibly bright lights at the Moth that's trying to help you?!?!

#monsterdon

@lytta Yeah... I mean, it's far from clear that they are supposed to be the fairies but the similarity is uncanny

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Why not to call the monsters by the colors?
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Yay! New young twins #Monsterdon

hut hut hut hut hut hut hut

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oooh are they gonna equip the D-3 warhead with the warning to NOT DO THAT

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Ok... Lizard Kaiju, bug Kaiju, three headed Kaiju.

Did the turtle Kaiju have other obligations?

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"Good luck everyone! You're gonna die" I remember those two. I love those two. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Hehe machine guns against kaiju #Monsterdon

"Good luck everybody! You're gonna die!" xD

best non-kaiju characters in the film

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"GOOD LUCK EVERYONE, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Wait. Did the Mothra girls get big..?

I, like everyone, love Baragon in this movie. Mothra is okay. Godzilla is weird and demonic but great as a cursed monster.
King Ghidorah is... my least favorite version of him. It's just sad looking. Sort necks, small wings, over large heads. Feels like a knock off of itself.
#Monsterdon #GMK

Hey old man, you seen a giant lizard for me to fight around here somewhere? #Monsterdon

"Yes, good luck everyone! You're all gonna die!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

@diazona @nazokiyoubinbou I came in late, too. Glad to know the plot is meaningless and/or confusing.
#Monsterdon

@amyfou 🎉

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benefits of being an officer: you don't have to wear the stupid lifejacket
downside: drowning risk

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ah those D3 missiles return at a convenient moment in the movie

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@diazona those two women in the street?

#monsterdon

just checked YT to find an amazing Gumizilla https://youtu.be/lKddHY-Kod0

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#Monsterdon Larry! Darryl! Darryl!

I wonder if we saw Mothra's fairies all grown up

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@YsengrinWolf Kinda felt like it!

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I don't know if there's a subtle dig in here. "ANA" is "All Nippon Airways" the national airline of Japan.
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@nazokiyoubinbou Godzilla comes back because he’s angry, and somehow contains the souls of everyone killed in the pacific during WW2. And Baragon, Mothra, King Ghidora are Guardian Monsters waking up because Godzilla is back. I think. #monsterdon

Most of the way through the movie and we're just getting around to naming the non-Godzilla kaiju.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

"It's like a monster convention here!!"
"Well, that explains all of the flyers advertising 'MonsterCon' everywhere"
#Monsterdon

"We'll call that one Wilma and that other one Carl." #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

"A monster convention"? We know! It's AWESOME.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

oooh, the challenge of NAMING THINGS

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Three heads, and one doesn't look derpier than the rest yet!
#monsterdon #godzilla

@nazokiyoubinbou If they said why, I missed it

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#Monsterdon Arrest her? With what infrastructure?

#monsterdon Killed with an unknown chemical compound? Did you accidentally mix the right batch of chemicals?

"...it's like a monster convention!"
"Don't threaten me with a good time."

#Monsterdon #GozillaMothraAndKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAllOutAttack

#monsterdon It would be awkward to break to a Zevo pesticide commercial at this point. Awwww... Mothra can't handle peppermint oil.

We're not throwing a kaiju kegger here!

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#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

BINGO!

@GramrgednAngel That must be it, then. What did you do, backup wikipedia to it? #monsterdon

are they going to FIGHT mothra. don't you dare

#monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid Yuri’s head injury gave her pedaling and psychic superpowers #monsterdon

No, don't do that! If you shoot him you'll just make him angry! #Monsterdon #BlazingSaddles

this old man like, FINALLY!

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@Crazypedia i believe godzilla is basically a flash drive full of war crimes #monsterdon

so Yuri is IRL streaming with this dinky little camcorder and no transmitting equipment? in the era of flip phones? #monsterdon

Ok, I'm kinda vague on Godzilla lore. We were able to use some type of hydrogen splitter back in the day, and now he takes bombs with no damage, and now he spits lasers?

Is there an Amazon site for Kaiju?

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i don't think we get the mothra song in this one huh? 😔
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#Monsterdon OH NO NOT RIDICULE

I like how he said 'please'

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a.... really fucking big moth!!
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... is that supposed to be a cameo of human-sized Fae Sisters?

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Oof! Laser breath! #Monsterdon

I missed the start of the movie. Why exactly are all the kaiju waking up at once?

#Monsterdon

how dare they CG part of a kaiju

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#Monsterdon I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at all this death and destruction, but it's so over.the top and cartoonish.

It's like a Zach Snyder Superman movie, except, you know, fun.

Can the forest count as jungle? Asking for my bingo card. #Monsterdon

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that's got to be King Ghidorah!

@GramrgednAngel It's obviously because Godzilla is out there stomping on your power lines. Or you have too much data recorded in your local substrate. #monsterdon

@kb9ens Stop Godzilla, now. I mean it!
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Basel Exposition here explaining why all the kiddos think Godzilla is a myth.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack