@JoeWynne Your trivia attacks are great! I'm really learning a lot from them! #monsterdon
But Godzillachan invited me for tea!
#Monsterdon
I'm having trouble distinguishing the movie screams from that of the kids across street, who have apparently got a hold of a shopping cart and are loading each other into it at the top of the small ramp to the lower parking lot. There is a lot of screaming.
Okay that dragon toss was epic #monsterdon
Ah yeah, my ex at the time used to teach kindergarden in the bottom of that building, that would have been late 2001. it still smelled new-ish at the time.
#Monsterdon Mothra, you dick.
Ugh. A bug got caught in the cotton candyβ¦
Mothra is gorgeous! (But Iβm worriedβ¦ ) #Monsterdon
chompy chomp
Dragon type times three? Sure that might work.
But why is Ghidorah so small? Is he a baby?
#Monsterdon #GMK
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Wow that's, ummm derpy
#Monsterdon
Is Mothra giving him a neck massage?
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon SONIC BOOM GO BOOM
... and another fighter has entered the ring!
Mothra is trying the vulcan pinch thing!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Thorax bombs!!
Enter the dragon!
@jeffron except she works for a third rate sci fi movie channel, not a news network sooooo #monsterdon
@blue This reminds me of my favorite book series, Dragon Blood, where many of the dragons really just want belly rubs
#Monsterdon π¦ π π¦ π’ π π€ π±
It's just always nice to see Mothra
@moira which building? i looked away briefly
When do King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard show up?
#monsterdon
#GodzillaMothraandKingGhidorahGiantMonstersAll-OutAttack
I still got a souvenir watch from when we visited that building that just exploded around here somewhere. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
Mothra gives Godzilla not one, but TWO wet willies simultaneously!
Godzilla is still mad at Mothra for ruining his best sweater
#monsterdon
oh, Godzilla, you're wearing the facehugger backwards
I BITE! Part II
@flowerpot Mothra subsists on a diet of asparagus and hard-boiled eggs.
Her headband never moves, no matter how much she gets blown up.
#Monsterdon
Is it just me, or is this version of Godzilla smaller than usual?
Smooth move, Mothra. #Monsterdon
@blue OMG yes please
threesome time?
#Monsterdon Literally just a scratch
don't worry, bargain basement dude. Yuri has impenetrable plot armor #monsterdon
Yuri is OK. She's OK. Brush off that rubble and point that camera!
Kaiju fight formula: Start with screeching at each other. Then approach. Then first strike. Then special attack forms. Then a few repeated fight exchanges, collateral damage, and an escape for whoever is most beaten. #monsterdon
How are Mothra's pellets more deadly to Godzilla than several missiles dropped by the air force?
#Monsterdon
Y'know of all the kaiju I think Mothra would probably make the best pet
If she wanted to of course. It'd be like a cat. You don't really own the pet so much as come to an arrangement with them
Yeah... Hakone to Yokohama on bike is about a 4 hour ride.
Why are the monsters' regular names codenames?
Giant moth with βbutt gunβ β¦ got it. #Monsterdon
Poop Cannon, go!
#Monsterdon
No. Not God. Mothra.
#Monsterdon Man, remember when recording devices had batteries that lasted?
Mothra shows up and it's immediately helicopters with spotlights and "evacuate but leave your lights on to aid the military operation!"
LAMP DEFENSE ACTIVATE
That Ghidorah only has 3 heads. I was promised an 8 headed monster. He either needs to have 5 dicks or you can get this Temu brand Ghidorah out of here. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
There it does. Attacking Godzilla.
Insect type vs fire/dragon does seem like a good match up to me.
#Monsterdon #GMK
DEPLOY SPIKES
Also wouldn't the moth spiral into the light?
Mothera coukd use some air support they should summon a Manitoba Mosquito or two #Monsterdon
I like how every Godzilla movies is a direct sequel to the first one. #Monsterdon
@jeffron Yay bingo! π #Monsterdon
I wanna live in the world where you can stream off your handycam using FireWire to your cell phone!
Is there a kaiju musical? If not, can we write it?
stop pointing those spotlights at mothra! you'll confuse her!
It wuld be funny if Mothra gets confused by the searchlights and started to fly in circles of one.
#monsterdon
Goji is like, "BUT MOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"
I love his teef! BITE BITE BITE
#Monsterdon
slay girl!
#monsterdon
βMonster conventionβ would be a good title! #Monsterdon
Godzilla is like, "I said, No pictures!"
@lytta I would believe that yeah
#monsterdon I think "Good luck everyone, you're going to die!" is my favorite in this one, maybe moreso even than Mosura
I like how Mothraβs legs have no movement whatsoever #Monsterdon
when did mothra get that kind of firepower damn
Laser zap that moth bastard
oh no. Mothra has spotted the largest LΓMP
That's one hell of a moth. Yes. Yes it is.
@wohali Way out! #Monsterdon
@paco I love it when the gun moves into play
Mothra is so preeeettttyyy. #monsterdon
the view from the tower up there is actually extraordinary
Ok, girl with the earflap hat congratulating everyone on their imminent death? Great choice of headgear, lousy choice of cheer #Monsterdon
Mon Mothra giving the big lizard a slap
BIG
MISSILES
SIR
#monsterdon
The road barrier they have put up is going to do ... ???
Godzilla and Philosophy, forthcoming, Routledge, 2026 #monsterdon
Godzilla there doing some record shopping
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Don't attack the Guardian Monsters. Good idea.,
Chekhovβs Lifejacket.
@GramrgednAngel @wulfric We all know the combined ebook hoard of both of you is enough to fill an entire granite quarry. #monsterdon
No, don't shine the incredibly bright lights at the Moth that's trying to help you?!?!
@lytta Yeah... I mean, it's far from clear that they are supposed to be the fairies but the similarity is uncanny
"It's the first time I've seen action."
...I thought you had a daughter, sir? #monsterdon
Why not to call the monsters by the colors?
#monsterdon
Yay! New young twins #Monsterdon
hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
oooh are they gonna equip the D-3 warhead with the warning to NOT DO THAT
Ok... Lizard Kaiju, bug Kaiju, three headed Kaiju.
Did the turtle Kaiju have other obligations?
"Good luck everyone! You're gonna die" I remember those two. I love those two. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
Hehe machine guns against kaiju #Monsterdon
"Good luck everybody! You're gonna die!" xD
best non-kaiju characters in the film
"GOOD LUCK EVERYONE, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
#Monsterdon
Wait. Did the Mothra girls get big..?