Baragon kawaii!!! He's such a good boy!
#monsterdon #godzilla
No, you see, these monsters are HIPPIES. #monsterdon
Only antikaijuites think all monsters look alike
I don't remember Godzilla having big adorable flappy ears
How do you not know what Godzilla looks like? Who said "floppy ears and a horn?" Come on!
#monsterdon
Don't we all get the most important news of our lives from TVs in restaurants?
#monsterdon
Ooh ramen!
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just imagining a long, long line of people auditioning for roles where the main requirement is to scream "Godzilla!!!" in terror convincingly
Flip phone! Everyone drink!
#Monsterdon Suddenly they all realize they've heard the same legends.
kaiju just want fren
These used to be the best mobile phones money could buy until the iPhone. I miss them β:ameowsad:β
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Moving epicenter == kaiju!
The animation on those elephant ears is the best part
Or maybe itβs the nearly translucent orange horn #Monsterdon
2001 no real smartphones right right
Here's a word for Zander Cannon's amazing "Kaijumax", which among a great many other things includes a rap-musical retelling the original "Gojira" acted by two kaiju playing all parts, including Dr Serizawa (who was the one who killed Gojira, not the J.S.-D.F.).
(They're on a stage in the middle of a maximum-security facility for kaiju, mecha, aliens, and similar, staffed by Ultraman kindabees.)
Godzilla's a prison abolitionist #monsterdon
KAIJU SO CUTE I WANT ONE
That's not Godzilla you posers
It's Gremlinzilla!!!
#Monsterdon
Doesn't quite carry the terror of Jurassic Park but ok
Wait, that's Godzilla in this one? It looks like a gremlin or something!
EDIT: Oh, it wasn't. I see.
Awww. Don't shoot the big puppy. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
Oooo big puppy
Good puppy, good puppy #Monsterdon
i'm checking that off for 'cute kaiju' and you can't stop me
Got some moving soundstage earthquakes. Then we've got Star Trek bridge shaking earthquakes.
It's just a little uneven here and there.
Can we bring back telling people to put it on their website? "Oh you had a great haul from Temu? Put it on your website."
Nyaaaaaawww a giant murder cutie #Monsterdon
"Guardian Monsters" is the name of my Blue Oyster Cult cover band. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack
Puppy jail break! Rawr! Rawr!
βWe have another monster besides Godzillaβ
βImpossibleβ
I do not think that word means what you think it means #Monsterdon
"uh, canned food again"
Website Guy knows what he's good at. #monsterdon
Yeah that pistol's going to stop Godzilla, no problem #monsterdon
I SPY WITH MY GIANT EYE
orange rhino dinosaur with floppy ears. it's kind of cute
I would like to play global thermonuclear monster please, WOPR
FLOPPY DISK SPOTTED!
@pngwen smash everyone equally, that's the ticket
The epicenter seems to be moving in a giant-monster-like fashion
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#monsterdon Ahhhhh! Ramen shop! Yessssss!
Are rocks as CDs like The Stone Tape?
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this music better be planning to escalate into some real fucken chords.
@diazona @CactuarJoe and before you ask, do not try putting Godzilla in a box. This has been tried, everyone knew exactly where he was at all times, it did not go well. There is no Schroedinger's Godzilla.
WOPR WILL PREDICT WHERE THE MONSTER IS.
oh so she's going to blackmail her dad with the recording i see
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Maybe there will be a monster movie set in the US in 2025 that will also be about collective guilt.
They are apolicial kaiju. #Monsterdon
Yep, the boss pulls a pack of cigarettes out of one pocket, gets a cig out, pulls the lighter out and fiddles with it a bit, then puts it back in a pocket and pulls out the squid.
@bunnyhero ahh now me too
I'm broken. I can't hear about the screams of trampled people without thinking about thirstyfolk yelling "step on me mommy!"
@CactuarJoe hahaha
#monsterdon all the citizens in this movie are miscreants. Did Guidora really just save that guys life?
And then in the American version they gave Goji a kinder looking head.
@Victorsigmoid Fun factoid: the Flintstones movie was originally recorded on shale. #monsterdon
@strangefour Yes, it's like that exactly.
to be fair to the writers, they did not come up with 'rocks and other physical stuff have imprinted memory records and that's why there's ghosts'. that's taken from hypotheses from real people in real life
So he wanted to commit suicide. But you know... not like THAT!
Scared him into a will to live!
After you hold a press conference announcing Godzilla activity is not the best time to doubt Godzilla's existence. #monsterdon
Flashback flashback flashback #Monsterdon
#monsterdon That was the fakest destroyer I have ever seen..
I think that was freshly shot, not an excerpt from a prior film? If so, well done.
Is this the one where somebody hacks a Godzilla detector out of a Dreamcast?
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you can tell how important an officer is by the number of phones on their desk.
the Flintstones movie on disc
Now that's a press conference! #Monsterdon
in case you haven't seen the previous installment...
They just... so casually introduce the craziest concepts.
Souls are electrical energy. The electrical energy of souls all blend together and get stored in stone. Kaiju are created by releasing all the souls or something.
I mean what even...
More stomping already
#monsterdon Oh no! He's coming to Tokyo! Oh no Godzilla!
Rocks can be used as CDs? Wait what? @trixter is this how Laserdiscs work?
#Monsterdon #GMK
Also this may be the only Japanese movie to ever acknowledge that the Pacific War killed a LOT MORE non-Japanese people.
#monsterdon #godzilla
Man I just canβt accept King Ghidorah as a guardian anything. #monsterdon
@mortaine Time to convert all my old childhood movies to granite. #monsterdon
Just returned from The Bonings.
that was a hell of a long bbq if you're only returning now
#monsterdon hahahahah Plex has locked me out, too many login attempts. Fucking Plex Shit. Ah well, my stupid lifetime plex pass can burn. POS Plex.
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and this voice actor has a B+ Jeff Goldblum impression!
My headcanon is half those boosts are #BirdsArentReal enthusiasts and the other half have seen the video about saving a PNG to birdsong.
Whoa, this took a dark turn for a second. #Monsterdon
By 2001 the Japanese navy consisted of 35% CGI destroyers
I got waylaid by cats so I'm fast forwarding to try and catch up. Skipping over some plot about ancient monsters and the old man who was also Dr Shinigami in the original Kamen Rider.
#Monsterdon #GMK
Stop saying homeland. Itβs creepy #Monsterdon
@Violinknitter Maybe he was traumatized in the omegaverse π
#Monsterdon I don't get it. Did he land in a fossilized monster?
@wohali Iβm learning, but still very, very basic. Is this what youβre saying?
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i-it's BEEN
Ok, when the CG is that awkward it's better just to not even try...
Good grief those were the days CGI-wise.
WE SWEAR THIS SHIP IS NOT A PAINTING
I wonder if they will get saved by Colonel Awesome McKickass again.
#monsterdon (Final Wars)