Baragon kawaii!!! He's such a good boy!
#monsterdon #godzilla

No, you see, these monsters are HIPPIES. #monsterdon

Only antikaijuites think all monsters look alike

#Monsterdon

I don't remember Godzilla having big adorable flappy ears

#Monsterdon

How do you not know what Godzilla looks like? Who said "floppy ears and a horn?" Come on!
#monsterdon

Don't we all get the most important news of our lives from TVs in restaurants?
#monsterdon

Ooh ramen!
#monsterdon

just imagining a long, long line of people auditioning for roles where the main requirement is to scream "Godzilla!!!" in terror convincingly

#Monsterdon

Flip phone! Everyone drink!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Suddenly they all realize they've heard the same legends.

kaiju just want fren

#Monsterdon

These used to be the best mobile phones money could buy until the iPhone. I miss them ​:ameowsad:​

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

Moving epicenter == kaiju!

The animation on those elephant ears is the best part

Or maybe it’s the nearly translucent orange horn #Monsterdon

2001 no real smartphones right right

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

(in reference to https://www.indystar.com/story/weather/2025/04/02/tornado-watch-v-warning-whats-the-difference-indiana-pork-tenderloin-national-weather-service-indy/82775672007/)

#Monsterdon

Here's a word for Zander Cannon's amazing "Kaijumax", which among a great many other things includes a rap-musical retelling the original "Gojira" acted by two kaiju playing all parts, including Dr Serizawa (who was the one who killed Gojira, not the J.S.-D.F.).

(They're on a stage in the middle of a maximum-security facility for kaiju, mecha, aliens, and similar, staffed by Ultraman kindabees.)

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

Godzilla's a prison abolitionist #monsterdon

KAIJU SO CUTE I WANT ONE

#monsterdon

That's not Godzilla you posers

#monsterdon

WHO'S A GOOD BIG FOAM BOY

YOU ARE!

#monsterdon

It's Gremlinzilla!!!
#Monsterdon

Doesn't quite carry the terror of Jurassic Park but ok

#monsterdon

Wait, that's Godzilla in this one? It looks like a gremlin or something!

EDIT: Oh, it wasn't. I see.

#Monsterdon

Awww. Don't shoot the big puppy. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Oooo big puppy

#Monsterdon

Good puppy, good puppy #Monsterdon

i'm checking that off for 'cute kaiju' and you can't stop me

#monsterdon

Got some moving soundstage earthquakes. Then we've got Star Trek bridge shaking earthquakes.

It's just a little uneven here and there.

#monsterdon

Can we bring back telling people to put it on their website? "Oh you had a great haul from Temu? Put it on your website."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

raar!

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Nyaaaaaawww a giant murder cutie #Monsterdon

"Guardian Monsters" is the name of my Blue Oyster Cult cover band. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Puppy jail break! Rawr! Rawr!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

“We have another monster besides Godzilla”

“Impossible”

I do not think that word means what you think it means #Monsterdon

"uh, canned food again"

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

fires 2 shots

shakes head NO and growls

heeeee

#monsterdon

Website Guy knows what he's good at. #monsterdon

Yeah that pistol's going to stop Godzilla, no problem #monsterdon

Attention: Godzilla has made a sandwich

Repeat, Godzilla has made a sandwich

#Monsterdon

I SPY WITH MY GIANT EYE

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

orange rhino dinosaur with floppy ears. it's kind of cute

#monsterdon

I would like to play global thermonuclear monster please, WOPR

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

FLOPPY DISK SPOTTED!

#monsterdon

@pngwen smash everyone equally, that's the ticket

#Monsterdon

The epicenter seems to be moving in a giant-monster-like fashion
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ahhhhh! Ramen shop! Yessssss!

Are rocks as CDs like The Stone Tape?
#monsterdon

this music better be planning to escalate into some real fucken chords.

#monsterdon

@diazona @CactuarJoe and before you ask, do not try putting Godzilla in a box. This has been tried, everyone knew exactly where he was at all times, it did not go well. There is no Schroedinger's Godzilla.

#monsterdon

WOPR WILL PREDICT WHERE THE MONSTER IS.

#monsterdon

oh so she's going to blackmail her dad with the recording i see
#monsterdon

Maybe there will be a monster movie set in the US in 2025 that will also be about collective guilt.

#Monsterdon

They are apolicial kaiju. #Monsterdon

Yep, the boss pulls a pack of cigarettes out of one pocket, gets a cig out, pulls the lighter out and fiddles with it a bit, then puts it back in a pocket and pulls out the squid.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

@bunnyhero ahh now me too

#Monsterdon

I'm broken. I can't hear about the screams of trampled people without thinking about thirstyfolk yelling "step on me mommy!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

aw yeah, this is an Underground Monster

you've never heard of 'em

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe hahaha

#monsterdon

#monsterdon all the citizens in this movie are miscreants. Did Guidora really just save that guys life?

And then in the American version they gave Goji a kinder looking head.

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@Victorsigmoid Fun factoid: the Flintstones movie was originally recorded on shale. #monsterdon

@strangefour Yes, it's like that exactly.

#monsterdon

to be fair to the writers, they did not come up with 'rocks and other physical stuff have imprinted memory records and that's why there's ghosts'. that's taken from hypotheses from real people in real life

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

So he wanted to commit suicide. But you know... not like THAT!

Scared him into a will to live!

After you hold a press conference announcing Godzilla activity is not the best time to doubt Godzilla's existence. #monsterdon

Flashback flashback flashback #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That was the fakest destroyer I have ever seen..

I think that was freshly shot, not an excerpt from a prior film? If so, well done.

#monsterdon

Is this the one where somebody hacks a Godzilla detector out of a Dreamcast?
#monsterdon

you can tell how important an officer is by the number of phones on their desk.

#monsterdon

the Flintstones movie on disc

#monsterdon
#GodzillaAllOutAttack

Now that's a press conference! #Monsterdon

in case you haven't seen the previous installment...

#monsterdon

They just... so casually introduce the craziest concepts.

Souls are electrical energy. The electrical energy of souls all blend together and get stored in stone. Kaiju are created by releasing all the souls or something.

I mean what even...

#Monsterdon

More stomping already

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no! He's coming to Tokyo! Oh no Godzilla!

Rocks can be used as CDs? Wait what? @trixter is this how Laserdiscs work?
#Monsterdon #GMK

Also this may be the only Japanese movie to ever acknowledge that the Pacific War killed a LOT MORE non-Japanese people.
#monsterdon #godzilla

Man I just can’t accept King Ghidorah as a guardian anything. #monsterdon

@mortaine Time to convert all my old childhood movies to granite. #monsterdon

Just returned from The Bonings.

#monsterdon

that was a hell of a long bbq if you're only returning now

#monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

@ramsey

間違いない . ゴジラ だ よ。

#monsterdon

#monsterdon hahahahah Plex has locked me out, too many login attempts. Fucking Plex Shit. Ah well, my stupid lifetime plex pass can burn. POS Plex.

#Monsterdon 🦖 🐉 🦋 🐢 🐍 🤖 😱

and this voice actor has a B+ Jeff Goldblum impression!

My headcanon is half those boosts are #BirdsArentReal enthusiasts and the other half have seen the video about saving a PNG to birdsong.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Whoa, this took a dark turn for a second. #Monsterdon

By 2001 the Japanese navy consisted of 35% CGI destroyers

#Monsterdon

I got waylaid by cats so I'm fast forwarding to try and catch up. Skipping over some plot about ancient monsters and the old man who was also Dr Shinigami in the original Kamen Rider.
#Monsterdon #GMK

Stop saying homeland. It’s creepy #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Maybe he was traumatized in the omegaverse 😉

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't get it. Did he land in a fossilized monster?

@wohali I’m learning, but still very, very basic. Is this what you’re saying?

まちがいごじらだよ

#Monsterdon

i-it's BEEN

#3days #monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

#Monsterdon

And now we're doing spiritual electricity.

Okay. 🙄

Ok, when the CG is that awkward it's better just to not even try...

#Monsterdon

Good grief those were the days CGI-wise.

#Monsterdon

WE SWEAR THIS SHIP IS NOT A PAINTING

#monsterdon

I wonder if they will get saved by Colonel Awesome McKickass again.
#monsterdon (Final Wars)