Awww. Don't shoot the big puppy. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

Oooo big puppy

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Good puppy, good puppy #Monsterdon

i'm checking that off for 'cute kaiju' and you can't stop me

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Got some moving soundstage earthquakes. Then we've got Star Trek bridge shaking earthquakes.

It's just a little uneven here and there.

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Can we bring back telling people to put it on their website? "Oh you had a great haul from Temu? Put it on your website."

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raar!

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Nyaaaaaawww a giant murder cutie #Monsterdon

Puppy jail break! Rawr! Rawr!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaMothraKingGhidorah

"Guardian Monsters" is the name of my Blue Oyster Cult cover band. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

“We have another monster besides Godzilla”

“Impossible”

I do not think that word means what you think it means #Monsterdon

"uh, canned food again"

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fires 2 shots

shakes head NO and growls

heeeee

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Website Guy knows what he's good at. #monsterdon

Yeah that pistol's going to stop Godzilla, no problem #monsterdon

Attention: Godzilla has made a sandwich

Repeat, Godzilla has made a sandwich

#Monsterdon

I SPY WITH MY GIANT EYE

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orange rhino dinosaur with floppy ears. it's kind of cute

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I would like to play global thermonuclear monster please, WOPR

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FLOPPY DISK SPOTTED!

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@pngwen smash everyone equally, that's the ticket

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The epicenter seems to be moving in a giant-monster-like fashion
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#monsterdon Ahhhhh! Ramen shop! Yessssss!

Are rocks as CDs like The Stone Tape?
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this music better be planning to escalate into some real fucken chords.

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@diazona @CactuarJoe and before you ask, do not try putting Godzilla in a box. This has been tried, everyone knew exactly where he was at all times, it did not go well. There is no Schroedinger's Godzilla.

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WOPR WILL PREDICT WHERE THE MONSTER IS.

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oh so she's going to blackmail her dad with the recording i see
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Maybe there will be a monster movie set in the US in 2025 that will also be about collective guilt.

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They are apolicial kaiju. #Monsterdon

Yep, the boss pulls a pack of cigarettes out of one pocket, gets a cig out, pulls the lighter out and fiddles with it a bit, then puts it back in a pocket and pulls out the squid.

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@bunnyhero ahh now me too

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I'm broken. I can't hear about the screams of trampled people without thinking about thirstyfolk yelling "step on me mommy!"

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aw yeah, this is an Underground Monster

you've never heard of 'em

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@CactuarJoe hahaha

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#monsterdon all the citizens in this movie are miscreants. Did Guidora really just save that guys life?

And then in the American version they gave Goji a kinder looking head.

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@Victorsigmoid Fun factoid: the Flintstones movie was originally recorded on shale. #monsterdon

@strangefour Yes, it's like that exactly.

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to be fair to the writers, they did not come up with 'rocks and other physical stuff have imprinted memory records and that's why there's ghosts'. that's taken from hypotheses from real people in real life

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So he wanted to commit suicide. But you know... not like THAT!

Scared him into a will to live!

After you hold a press conference announcing Godzilla activity is not the best time to doubt Godzilla's existence. #monsterdon

Flashback flashback flashback #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That was the fakest destroyer I have ever seen..

I think that was freshly shot, not an excerpt from a prior film? If so, well done.

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Is this the one where somebody hacks a Godzilla detector out of a Dreamcast?
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you can tell how important an officer is by the number of phones on their desk.

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the Flintstones movie on disc

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Now that's a press conference! #Monsterdon

in case you haven't seen the previous installment...

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They just... so casually introduce the craziest concepts.

Souls are electrical energy. The electrical energy of souls all blend together and get stored in stone. Kaiju are created by releasing all the souls or something.

I mean what even...

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More stomping already

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#monsterdon Oh no! He's coming to Tokyo! Oh no Godzilla!

Rocks can be used as CDs? Wait what? @trixter is this how Laserdiscs work?
#Monsterdon #GMK

Also this may be the only Japanese movie to ever acknowledge that the Pacific War killed a LOT MORE non-Japanese people.
#monsterdon #godzilla

Man I just can’t accept King Ghidorah as a guardian anything. #monsterdon

@mortaine Time to convert all my old childhood movies to granite. #monsterdon

Just returned from The Bonings.

#monsterdon

that was a hell of a long bbq if you're only returning now

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@ramsey

間違いない . ゴジラ だ よ。

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#monsterdon hahahahah Plex has locked me out, too many login attempts. Fucking Plex Shit. Ah well, my stupid lifetime plex pass can burn. POS Plex.

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and this voice actor has a B+ Jeff Goldblum impression!

My headcanon is half those boosts are #BirdsArentReal enthusiasts and the other half have seen the video about saving a PNG to birdsong.

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Whoa, this took a dark turn for a second. #Monsterdon

I got waylaid by cats so I'm fast forwarding to try and catch up. Skipping over some plot about ancient monsters and the old man who was also Dr Shinigami in the original Kamen Rider.
#Monsterdon #GMK

By 2001 the Japanese navy consisted of 35% CGI destroyers

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Stop saying homeland. It’s creepy #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Maybe he was traumatized in the omegaverse 😉

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#Monsterdon I don't get it. Did he land in a fossilized monster?

Go go godziller

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@wohali I’m learning, but still very, very basic. Is this what you’re saying?

まちがいごじらだよ

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i-it's BEEN

#3days #monsterdon #GodzillaAllOutAttack

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And now we're doing spiritual electricity.

Okay. 🙄

Good grief those were the days CGI-wise.

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Ok, when the CG is that awkward it's better just to not even try...

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"The government has issued a Godzilla Warning for all prefectures, please keep an eye on the weather during the day, and keep your Godzilla radio with you at all times." #monsterdon

WE SWEAR THIS SHIP IS NOT A PAINTING

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I wonder if they will get saved by Colonel Awesome McKickass again.
#monsterdon (Final Wars)

yuri and her boy say abolish nations

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"...quid pro quo, papa."

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Wattta hell this guy is seeing on this cave?
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reporter nepo baby.

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there's a giant monster on the loose, the government issues a security bulletin. yup. checks out.

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@kcarr2015 I think you are thinking of GODZILLA TOTAL WAR

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Ooh. Fascist guilt theory. This is getting kind of metphorically relevant now.

she should be less worried about godzilla and more worried about being turned into a giant microwave burrito

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What is freaking him out so bad?

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@socketwench Isn't that what the Ghost Busters did though? Compressing them down into tiny chunks of protoplasm in a box?

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One of these days I will remember to put #Monsterdon on my calendar instead of catching up on my feed a half hour after it started, but that day is not yes this day

I do not understand why Accidental Cave Guy is so scared of the walls #Monsterdon

You wouldn’t steal a hill

You wouldn’t download a rock

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#Monsterdon This should have had a crossover with Ghostbusters - the ladies' edition.

fighting for your life now, aren't you sir.

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Is there a part 2 to this? Because I feel like I've seen a crazier version with JDF ninjas and aliens.

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"Yup, it was Godzilla... so let's issue a.... security bulletin. That'll do it."

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@srol hammurabi would beg to differ

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Um don't name your recon unit 'Albatross' maybe?

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And now, a discussion of stone tape theory

It's just me or all this theory of stones storing souls was agreed all too easy?
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@trixter Wait you mean it doesn't make sense for spirits to be stored in stones and then transferred to monsters?

#Monsterdon