"Destroy their civilisation completely"

Why not give us the chance to do it to ourselves you cowards?!

#Monsterdon

I feel like there are 4 movies of content packed into this

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C'mon, do the Akira slide, you know you want to. #Monsterdon

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IS CHASING WHO OR WHY OR WHERE OR EVEN WHEN REALLY

#Monsterdon

what even #monsterdon

This guy's mustache is lopsided, and it's absolutely bugging the crap out of me

#monsterdon

murrrroooooooooo

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@neia that was pretty funny, I read your comment just before the high pitched giggle.

#Monsterdon

So, how about that Godzilla, huh?

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Every hot lady journalist loves to conduct their interviews crawling around on the ground #monsterdon

Good thing Tom Selleck was there. He sure did a whole lot of good. #monsterdon

So we have two teams now... the alien infiltrator team and the good guy team, which I call the Scooby Doo team. The Alien Infiltrator team is working on an evil powerpoint presentation but then the Scooby Doo team shows up to murder them with guns and rescue a lady in a red coat, who I am calling Miss Scarlet.

#monsterdon

Ahhh, the old 'Pug Switcheroo!'

#Monsterdon

Chekov's dog

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

Captain Gordon is training for Wrestlemania!
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Okay, so the main characters are having a conference and use the computer to determine that the cool graphics that the aliens were showing us of space combined photos of space that were not in the same place so they were faking it. And they decide they need to find someone who the aliens haven't got to, and for reasons that I hope will become clear, they decide that person is Stalin, who has gotten off from his submarine and is now practicing his boxing.

#monsterdon

Been a long time since I've hard a soundtrack use an electric guitar to leer like that. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

And a man holding a large duck 💞

And here is the director interviewing the creator of X. Who knew Elon Musk stole that idea from this movie.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

See - the dog *was* important!

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The bald guy vaguely looks like George Takei. And the duib has him vaguely sound like Takei.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Very inclusive to have a professional wrestler on the security committee. #monsterdon

Every scientist's dream is to, uh, either spar or have sex with the aliens?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Laying into them..." uh, is that a sexual reference or, did you think you'd just what, bitchslap them?

or having sex with them
just yet

#monsterdon

I am the alien Morpheus-san. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Your name? X!!!!

lol, like the real world would agree to anything that quickly and unanimously....

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I'm still very confused but I think flying pyramids took the monsters away and then connected to a giant golf ball space ship that parked over a city. Following starcraft deterrent logic, the EDF has surrounded it with guys with guns pointed at the air waiting for signs of hostility.

But instead of attacking, the spaceship teleports the Silver Suit guy from before, who I have learned the Secretary General of the UN and was borrowed by the aliens instead of killed.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon We have come from another solar system to offer your friendship.. huh?

someone read The Cube Theory, turned it into an orb with echoes of Riven and Myst… but made it kaijus

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Fried lobster time!
(the "Ebi" in Ebirah means "shrimp")
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The riot shields are going be the things that make the difference here #monsterdon

that jumping in the air was very CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

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Alright now we're in an oil refinery or grain factory or something; I think its Tokyo but everything has a yellow filter so maybe it's Mexico instead.

A giant beetle is there and smashes some somewhat futuristic tanks. But the mutants show up with anti-tank rockets and lasers and start fighting it by shooting at it while backflipping.

#monsterdon

And now a flying submarine captained by a Klingon?
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Okay, there's a flying submarine commanded by a Klingon ninja and it shoots some missiles at a praying mantis monster. And there's an american looking kid who is a messy eater of chocolates and he's playing with his monster toys as he watches the monster destroy a city. And then there's a scene where a hunter in I think a bear costume is about to shoot the Son of Godzilla but then a kid stands in their way and stops the hunter from shooting the son of godzilla, who is nice.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon We're gonna fry that lobster! .. Cue Firestarter..

Zilla in his first serious movie role!
She was so happy to finally work alongside her idol Godzilla.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

If they kill Godzuki the cycle will end, it's brutal but there we are....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuckin grogu

#monsterdon Poor Gamura.

@OliviaVespera

Kaiju are just big spiky cats for real

#Monsterdon

I'm getting a real sense about how Japanese folks view America #monsterdon

This movie is so f'ing dumb. I kind of love it. #Monsterdon

Screaming Australians, tripping over soda carts, it's TOTAL CHAOS

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Okay and in yet another goddamn scene, lab coat lady and friends are staring at some weird artifact and then we're teleported to a sandstone cave I guess on Mothra island, and Mothra's island, and we get some exposition from fairies (who are tiny ladies) that explain that Gigan is a bad monster that attacked their island and Mothra tried to defeat them and now Gigan is coming back?

I'm not sure but I think that's what they said? Then the humans are teleported back to the lab.

#monsterdon

I wouldn't buy a car off a guy dressed like that,......

Oh well, too late!

Lol, a typical American street scene, 'Pimps vs Pigs'

#Monsterdon

Yay, a hopeful message from the twins! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yay! The fairy twins!

Perfectly normal for the new secretary general of the UN to start pontificating about the "mysteries of the universe, unprompted."

#monsterdon

Because the Designated Science Mistress is too good for the nazi parking cop, she ignores her and goes to her infinitely cooler day job, which is staring at a the ossified body of a giant kaiju, that came from space 12,000 years ago and explaining the Kaiju to other people, which is a job I want.

#monsterdon

I can't get over the wardrobe choices of this film....

Cross between fetish, fash and sleezy nightclub circa early 00s

#Monsterdon

All I see are Trump appointees #monsterdon

Grandpa Gigan? Gigan is a space mutant? Can Magneto defeat Gigan?
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Because this is a heisei era movie 1000 strange things happen before I can type any of them. There was a conference room where the big wigs were talking about the submarine needing repairs. Then we go to a brutalist parking garage where a nazi parking cop is flirting with an attractive lady in a fashionable silver lab coat, she is probably our Designated Science Master (or Mistress).

#monsterdon

Why are they dressed like low rent wanna be nazis?

#Monsterdon

GET IN THE FUCKING MONSTER SHINJI-KUN

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I cannot unsee the red nipple covers on their uniforms. #monsterdon

so, these uniforms are remainders from former Soviet armies, right?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Okay, so in our twink cage match, the hotter twink was getting crushed by the stronger twink, but afterward the hotter twink was like "Why did you hold back bro!?" because I guess he was into some rough play.

#monsterdon

In honour of #PrideMonth I am interpretting these fighers as at least 50% more sexually charged than intended.

#Monsterdon

Why does Captain Stalin seem like he's shoving every word out of his mouth like a huge poop

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BRING IT 🤩 #monsterdon

Keith Emmerson AND SUM 41!

They just threw it all in, didn't they? Those glorious maniacs!

#Monsterdon

skipping through the intro to catch up. seems like the summary is "there is a godzilla"
#monsterdon

For the 5th anniversary of Godzilla... more Godzilla.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Godzilla shows up to Pride and so did the cops...

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TOOO TOO TOO TOOOOOO 🎶

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oh also

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Don Fryes (Cpt. Gordon) mustache just keeps growing and he’s only 60. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@SRLevine I was guessing the "M base" is a sequence of genes rather than a single chemical, but that might be me stretching the #monsterdon science a little far to interpret the magic mutant powers.

@Louisa Same. Exactly the same. It’s the weirdest damn thing. #Monsterdon

Me, at the end of #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWar

@combatwombat I was hoping someone would capture this!

#Monsterdon

@jgamble @paco @nazokiyoubinbou AND V which started out as a movie

definitely V should count

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pretty solid #MonsterdonBingo board in the end #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

that was exhausting but thanks @Taweret for setting things up for us, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @Cherizilla for the bingo and all you great #Monsterdonians for the fun!

accompanied by a .midi fanfare, Godzilla fucked off into the sea

thanks everyone!

#monsterdon

Kaiser Ghidorah get's they ASS BEAT. Like I can't think of any other kaiju who gets this wrecked by Godzilla.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

fucking off into the sea

the right and proper ending

as it was foretold

as it was written

let it be done

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

This might be the most movie we ever had. #monsterdon

And Godzilla and Mila fuck off into the sunset.

#Monsterdon

Drill Stalin get's his Scientist Lady....

#Monsterdon

lol, finally the idiot son returns....

Shoot the kid, make it dark

#Monsterdon

godzilla would like to present his invoice for services rendered. #monsterdon

AND STAY OUT! #monsterdon

Turns out Godzilla is rechargeable
#monsterdon

(draws smoke fronmm her cigarette) it only exists in you mind…

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Incoming Godzilla recharge!

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so Godzilla has to die so Minizilla can live?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

that one building standing had to come down

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Captain oneliner looks good with a sword.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Outside Godzilla seems to have defeated Jerry, but then Jerry transforms into Super Jerry (with three heads) and then reveals that he was actually Ghidorah in Jerry costume! Oh no, its another monster I recognize!

#monsterdon

I wonder what Minilla is doing right now

#Monsterdon

SLAP FIGHT IN STEREO!
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

What the hell movie am I even watching?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@Zerofactorial @jonny Enough time for at least a dozen more fight scenes. #monsterdon

Drill Stalin finally pulling out.....

#Monsterdon

“I’m hurt.”

Yes. That much has been established.

#Monsterdon