@jonny you missed him? #Monsterdon

this must have been the best time of their lives for every person on this set. good for them. #monsterdon

that is NOT what Beto Cuevas sounds like when he is playing acoustic

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon When I'm captain of a ship, I'm going to rig it to self-destruct in the event that I'm ever defeated in hand to hand combat.

Nice parallel punching in the outside and inside battles! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

I believe it to be the case that the most dangerous kind of animal to humans is ...

....
...
...

cattle

#monsterdon You're just cattle! You mess with the bull, you get the horns!

@YsengrinWolf I thought that's what the three headed Kaiju was for? Confused.

#Monsterdon

is he gonna punch the bullets, i don't understand??? #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Let's give him a huge duster while we're at it

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon That's what they called me at military college.. uh, they called you other things behind your back.

@ricci It's better than Cats! I want to see it again and again.

#Monsterdon

Outside, Godzilla has gotten his Limit Break and managed to de-chainsaw the other Gigan. He uses his atomic heat breath to blast the flying golf ball, presumably because he just doesn't like a giant orb floating in his sky. This knocks the puny humans and aliens inside the saucer around, and they decide to fight each other in 1-v-1 sword duels.

#monsterdon

@jonny Roland Barthes would say this movie is overstuffed with cardinal functions.

#Monsterdon

Oh, right. Bingo.
#monsterdon

I love that the boy-band rock star this Xilien is wearing as an identity was briefly introduced and then it never came up again (I think?)

Legitimately good story-telling. We can fill in that gap

#Monsterdon

dude, you have to see the code, you can't just punch mr smith into submission. #monsterdon

The cape swirl with a loud "woo!" makes the villain.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@ricci His eyes are up there -->

#Monsterdon

also, neo called back, he's filing another copyright claim now. #monsterdon

there you go, you can't keep a good mothra down! #monsterdon

What did that thing just fire out of it's tits at Mon Mothra?

#Monsterdon

How does that person who plays the part of Godzilla put so much emotion into their portrayal?

#Monsterdon

Stabbed with a moth knife, that's gonna leave a mark. #Monsterdon

Aliens have powers. #monsterdon

Being a Keizer gives you force lightning, maybe.

#Monsterdon

his hair's still the same, he's not evil. #monsterdon

So when does he grow a tail? #Monsterdon

I'll be dreaming about chainsaw hands tonight....

#Monsterdon

At least this Keizer thing explains why he couldn't be mind-controlled.

#Monsterdon

Oh good a "Keizer" this movie needed more things

#Monsterdon

They’re talking about making kaiser rolls?

#Monsterdon

The Earthly mutants are the offspring of the aliens. Didn't see that coming, did ja?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

If I were an evil supervillian I'd just have a film crew record my day rather than gloat in front of my enemies, who are unbound for some reason...

#Monsterdon

I'm not sure that's how you're supposed to use chainsaws.

#Monsterdon

Mothra looks too cute to be a scary kaiju.

#Monsterdon

@jonny Pretty sure someone will fuck off into the sea.

#Monsterdon

That's a really weird interpretation of Ghidora ...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon Wait, all you need is Mitochondria? You can just take plankton from the oceans. We've got lots of that.

We didn't have to do any of this.

in wonder which movie the last half hour of this movie is going to cover. #monsterdon

Somehow Hedorah and Ebirah dying on camera is an off camera death.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

there's people under that rubble you're stomping Godzilla...

Oh well he's just nuked Tokyo now....

#Monsterdon

Mothra has entered the Royal Rumble!
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

I knew it - X is defunding science #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

wait I thought they were raising us for meat, but now they're raising us for our mitochondria?

The flying submarine starts its drill attack, but then Japanese David Bowie realizes his soldiers can teleport, and a team of mutants appear on the bridge of the flying submarine to capture it and take the Scooby Doo gang prisoner.

But then the mothra fairies start praying and I think... summon Mothra!

#monsterdon

Is that lady going to have kinky sword sex with Drill Stalin?

Because that's a new kink I was not aware of...

#Monsterdon

“Here’s my sword. You will remove your hat in the presence of our leader.”

#Monsterdon

“Wait a minute. Can’t you see I’m watching my favorite show?”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon YEAH MOTHRA YEAH!!!

FINALLY!

Pride Moth.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

SAVE US, MOTHRA!

#monsterdon

Because he's hot but also stupid, the twink-who-wants-to-be-suffocated steals a jet fighter from the flying submarine and uses it to kamikaze inside the command golf ball, which is structured like the death star in that it has silly tunnels inside that you can traverse with a space fighter to attack its main reactor.

He explains he is doing this because he owes a debt to the main twink who was choking him earlier.

#monsterdon

WHY DID GODZILLA TRY TO CATCH THAT KICK!? It was a ball of spikes 60 meters across flying at his head that is the Barney to his Fred Flintstone in another continuity.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Kazama, we shall never forget you

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Cough * Return of the Jedi * cough

#Monsterdon

@Cherizilla for real. Keith Emerson FTW. Called it.

#Monsterdon

The synth bass voice in this is fantastic. It's got big Mega Drive sound

#Monsterdon

This drone swarm battle is how I imagined future battles in space as a teenager.....

#Monsterdon

Uh, oh. Mila just puffed smoke rings, and we all know what that means, right?

I don’t know what it means. What does it mean?

#Monsterdon

I need to go back after this is over and check - I suspect it's not the same Godzilla suit in all the shots ...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon must be a Godzilla movie tonight, because the King of monsters is the only thing that gets this chatty.

[spawning the kaiju with the most adorable floppy fluffy ears]

So, what will you do, Godzilla?

#Monsterdon

Now, they’re trying to make poignant dialogue.

#Monsterdon

"Are you alright?"

"I think I put on too much lip gloss"

#monsterdon

And now for 30+ minutes of Godzilla moping the floor with a boss rush of monsters.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Language is often overlooked when it is time to dole out the frustrated orgasm sounds of juvenile kaiju.

#monsterdon Someone wrote this.

Just say nuclear bombs.

It was nuclear bombs that made Godzilla angry. Even Kenta knows what nuclear bombs are.

#Monsterdon

zap that mosquito

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

if the last hour of this is just Godzilla fighting all the monsters, i will not be disappointed. #monsterdon

Impaled!!

Very satisfying.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla hates infrastructure week. We all do.

This alien leader guy is like a kid pitching a fit. His parents will show up at the end and scold him for being mean to the nice citizens of Earth. Then, they’ll lightly apologize without fixing anything and be off on their way.

#Monsterdon

And the Opera House blows up spectacularly, along with the American Godzilla. "Tuna Head"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

sudden rock drop is sudden

I'm into it

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, the Sidney Opera House is still intact.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The enemy of my enemy is a waterproof Kaiju outfit.

Also at the south pole, for no reason, we have a research base staffed by A) burly tank top man and B) hawaiian shirt man. And they watch this ensuing monster battle and are like "oh fuck!" which is a good reaction under the circumstances.

#monsterdon

Yeah, Godzilla is still kinda pissed off.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Aw, Gigan.

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

hey! there's our boy! (again!) #monsterdon

Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon

sure tell me that's not a gamera shell

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Oh yes, heating up a croissant in my toaster oven, listening to jazz, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and reading a Zen magazine. I am living the life!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

I think this is the longest #monsterdon I've ever seen.

#monsterdon You say final, shabby Steven Seagal, but I doubt you MEAN it. I mean, come now, we love war. We have the war on drugs, the war on crime, the war on wimpy toilet paper...

@blogdiva OMG the hair.

#Monsterdon

I don't understand the bit with the Leica.

Why did he give her it?

(And why does it not have a lens? )

#monsterdon

The least believable thing in this #Monsterdon so far is how Captain Gordo can understand Japanese perfectly but not speak a word of it, and everyone else in Japan can understand him perfectly but can't speak a word of English

wait, are hot biologist and temu stallin in a relationship? was i supposed to know that? #monsterdon

Is Drill Stalin trying it on with Scientist Lady now?

#Monsterdon

"Were gonna go screw godzilla"

#Monsterdon

Serious moment - you can tell because we're doing a tight close-up on each of our characters in turn to get their reaction.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Isn't the plan always "we'll get Godzilla to kill the other monsters/ alien invaders" though?

Why bother locking him up in the first place, it's so ungrateful, ..it's true what they say about Humans.....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla's not just some servant at your beck and call, fellas. He's a *manifestation of human hubris*

This guy just spelled out the entire plot in one short monologue.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dudes always have trouble finding Area G.

Do we need this flashback? It's from the same movie! #monsterdon

condolances to temu stallin for having to figure out how to pronouce Xilian. #monsterdon