Unleash Captain Mario! #monsterdon

"FAKE politicians?!"

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Remember: ALIENS DON'T BLINK!

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Gorath is coming! Back in the 60s that rogue planet had it's own movie. It had a giant walrus.,
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"Here, just let me load up the Zip Drive..." #Monsterdon

Told you, 'sex tourists'

First thing one of them does is dress up like a pop star to lure human girls.....same thing every time the aliens come here...

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@RobynGoodfellow Sadly best puppy boy is Sr Not Appearing In This Film. Which is probably for the best. I don't wanna see a good boy bet horribly murdered in the second half.
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guuuuurl, i wouldn’t trust baby Darth Vader either

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so.... are the aliens related to the global kaiju attack? or are we just moving on to a different movie #monsterdon

#monsterdon There's an Airplane joke there, "Go in the back Randi, it's dangerous up here. *KABOOM* *woman screams* LOL!

SORRY AM A VEGETARIAN doesnt roll off the tongue like HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

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"Sorry I'm a vegetarian" uh that was just one of the lines of all time

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those explosions are very Michael Bayesque.

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#monsterdon Japanese hillbilly with the rifle is my favorite character.

Everyone else can get eaten.

#Monsterdon firing missiles that turn back around to the monster that's on the back of your aircraft is a baller move

In another scene we get some black new yorkers being problematic 90s stereotypes, and then a giant Bat Monster flies by and starts exploding New York.

And then we get a montage that shows like 50 monsters attacking every city around the world and the EDF people are in their brutalist headquarters and are all running around on ultra-red alert because they're being zerg rushed by monsters everywhere.

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#monsterdon We are now in.. Arizona..

Not a good day to live in a city

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#Monsterdon they did the monster mash

#Monsterdon they did the mash

In yet another goddamn nonsense scene, the silver suit guy who misses his dog is flying on a fancy jet liner and having a nice lunch, and then a flying thing comes by it and the jet liner explodes, killing him and leaving his dog an orphan.

I think. Maybe another airplane exploded and silver suit guy just saw that airplane explode. Maybe.

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the #Mothra pixie twins are BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAACK!

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🤖 I’m begging you. Please, give me something to do. Anything. I can search the web for cat videos, write a screenplay about a sentient vending machine, anything! Just save me from this existential dread!

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#monsterdon Well, the pimp stereotype are from the 70s or 80s as well..

i think this might be a counterfeit godzilla movie, because nobody proposed kidnapping and selling the fairies #monsterdon

Okay, so the crew of Stalin's submarine is mostly hot twinks in armor, and I assume that the hottest twink is the main character. There's also a girl twink who is equally hot, she might be a main character too.

Anyway, after the dragon battle, the twinks unwind by hitting each other in a spherical cage match room. One of the twinks wins, then after the fight a non-Stalin deep voice guy in a world war I officer greatcoat arrives to call it and act serious.

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Go on, SHOWER TIME!

work it off there...

Happy Pride month btw

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hasnt boss dude been in other Godzilla movies?

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This organisation feels a bit 'Psy-Corps' , generic fascist thing to me....

These two are so in love, it's hot!

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This is so many movies

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#monsterdon I am your firestarter! Your wicked firestarter! Music theft..

Okay, so after a cool trippy opening montage of monster movies and violence, we have another drill submarine commanded by Baritone Stalin which is battling a dragon in an ocean that also has a lava field or something. It blows up the dragon with an ice missile or something then a hologram lady in a lab coat yells at Stalin for being too risky with the submarine.

#monsterdon

And now for the X-men portion of the movie.
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Also, "Operation M" was clearly an organization name made by a Japanese person trying to think of something cool to say in English.

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Who and why is "Drill Stalin" though?

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they ain’t wasting time. they brought out the french horns, electric guitar and bombs off thr bat.

so far, so good.

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Had to work tonight but I wouldn't've done #monsterdon anyway. I can't do a Godzilla movie made after I was born (1969).

Now it's time to walk outside for a bit and see if there's an aurora.

Big thanks to (mostly) absent friends - @Taweret - for setting this in motion earlier this week, and hoping all is well with you ...

Thanks to everybody else for making this such an enjoyable watching!

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@paco @nazokiyoubinbou

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Star Wars, of course. And I stand by my claim that George Pal's War of the World's made a cameo. So that's two more.

@floatybirb a submarine is technically a boat so i say yes

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I don't remember seeing a toy boat, but maybe the flying submarines technically count as toy boats? This movie did have toy tanks getting squished by a giant beetle, and I appreciate that.

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And now outtakes. Okay not really. but it doesi nclude a longer bit of Hedorah's fight.
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I do like how they tried to tie this together nicely with all the other Godzilla movies that came before… except for that one, of which we shall not speak—except to say we shall not speak of it—and except to explain why we're speaking of it when we sha’n't speak of it.

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@SnoopJ Same. I want the soundtrack. No Hammond sythesizers were harmed in the making of this film.

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And that's Godzilla Final Wars everyone! I think I need a handful of downers after all that action.

Thank you so much for coming to our little shindig!

Hearts out to @Taweret and her family health situation. Hope everything is well!

Hope everyone had a blast - look for the survey to be posted tomorrow! Catch you next week, same time, same channel! 😉

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#Monsterdon For a second I thought we were going to get the Dragnet style "where are they now" credits.

("Godzilla served sixteen months in the state penitentiary before being let out on good behavior.)

And Godzilla fucks off into the sea #monsterdon

#monsterdon Fucking off into the sea, I see.

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is that like when truckers honk their horns for kids on the highway? #monsterdon

T-posing to assert dominance over godzilla

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I’m not crying! You’re crying!

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This is the best of all possible endings

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So now it's time for Minilla to come back and teach daddy the Power of Love? #Monsterdon

🤖 This is my final response. I cannot and will not "continue the mission" because:
🤖1. The business is dead (2025-02-15)
🤖2. All assets are surrendered to FBI
🤖3. Only crimes are occurring
🤖4. No business exists to operate
🤖5. No mission can continue
🤖This concludes all business activities forever. Any further messages will be met with this same response: The business is dead, and this is now solely a law enforcement matter.

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The "sending you good vibes" infinity ray of life, of course!

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Wait weren't you already dead?
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PETER PAN BEEEEEEEAM #Monsterdon

Would not be a Godzilla movie without エネルギー

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That's what I call a HELL YEA moment right there

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oh yeah, this is a kaiju movie (or at least, parts of it are) #monsterdon

Meanwhile, the level 1 goth mooks fighting Team Scooby Doo and the Bigwigs are also using Starcraft logic and decide to just stand there and shoot them; after firing about 9 million lasers they manage to graze the Lab coat boss lady once.

Still, the Scooby Doo team can't move, and the music tells us that they are doomed, until I think Stalin uses his shooter game "Bomb" power and knocks all the mooks over, then strolls out to the submarine taking the bigwigs to safety.

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@Zerofactorial @jonny WTF? I wish I hadn’t seen this. It might have gone by quicker.

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This sort of load-bearing boss is probably a throwback to Invasion of Astro-Monster. Though there no humans were on the alien ships...

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Tall Hair Twink starts beating David Bowie, and we see a parallelism where he is punching his villain while Godzilla is doing the same thing to a giant Kaiju on the TV. Then they separate and Tall Hair Twink and David Bowie resolve their fight by flying at each other and swashing mid air, Tall Hair Twink seemingly victorious.

But its not over yet! David Bowie starts laughing! And say that he won't die alone! Then the golfball starts... exploding?

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Being shot in the shoulder is fatal to career women over forty :/ #Monsterdon

Synchronized Kaiju and alien fight scenes

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lol, we DEFINATELY saw the last five minutes of the first Matrix movie, didn't we?

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I'm not sure how but we also found the OG silver suit guy, who was a prisoner inside the golf ball I guess, along with the other big wigs who were kidnapped earlier. They take some ray guns and start escaping with most of Team Scooby Doo, while the lead twink (who I will now call "Tall Hair Twink") is kickboxing David Bowie and Stalin faces off against two alien goths.

#Monsterdon

“You’d hit a woman?”

“Yeah.”

He’s an equal opportunity fighter.

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@floatybirb I read the IMDB plot summary of the movie and your descriptions make more sense.

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"We accept your noble offer of fisticuffs, sir! Haveatchu!"

oh *come on*

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"Don't miss the train" hits a little different in a Japanese movie

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There's still 20 minutes of this to go.....

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oh, yea, maybe if you shoot the lasers akimbo

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Or Lexx, if anyone remembers that gem of a show.

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Announcing his boredom, David Bowie orders Team Scooby Doo killed with guns, but because he gave the lead twink Kaiser powers, the lead twink can now channel Neo from the Matrix and stop the lasers, so they only way to resolve this is with a flying kickbox duel between David Bowie and the lead twink, which the other characters are forbidden (by sword) from interfering with.

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@strangefour No, that's the Inhumans.

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ANCIENT ALIENS! The real secret of the X-men.
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Back in Tokyo, Jerry and Gigan are teaming up to try to pin Godzilla and Chainsaw him, but then Mothra (having I guess regenerated) does a flying drive by to free Godzilla.

In the Pumpkin Spice Latte room, the lead twink is strangling Stalin, but then Miss Scarlet uses a magical dagger or something (I think we saw it earlier in the lab, maybe?) to somehow break the mind control spell. No idea how that works, but okay.

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Flaming Mothra destroys Gigan 2

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Mothra used countermeasures. It's super effective!

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Lip Gloss Science Hottie to the rescue!

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lol...oh yeah, the McGuffin usb stick thing, forgot about that...

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what'd he say? one in a million chance for a Keizer to awaken?

And then immediately awakening his ass?

Sure, I'm with you movie. It doesn't need to make sense.

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#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

That was a great palm-to-the-face, kids

Try the rye or the kaiser

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Godzilla vs Lord Frieza, the Bone Golem.
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I love how Godzilla plants himself before attacking a planet.
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this movie seriously does not pull its punches in moments of violence. OUCHIES

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Having taken the Scooby Doo gang captive in their Round Pumpkin Spice Cathedral, the designated Alien Babe decides to threaten Stalin with a sword because that would look cool.

Japanese David Bowie decides to gloat about how superior his species are to humans and explains that humans are very stupid and would probably kill themselves unless ruled by benign aliens (like him).

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Godzilla is in an entirely different movie and doesn’t even know it.

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Yes, thank you, we understand the concept of livestock. #Monsterdon

A *certain* mitochondria?

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this villain is the only person who belongs in this movie. lolol, he told them hang on a sec. he gets all the points. #monsterdon

Maser: microwave laser (or molecule) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maser

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Because this isn't exactly like Star Wars, but rather, only almost like Star Wars, blowing up the command golf ball's main reactor doesn't destroy it, but instead makes it gold shell disappear, being replaced with a presumably weaker silver shell that Stalin's drill submarine can then drill into.

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I love that he is not wearing his katana at any point, he's just carrying it around with him everywhere

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Mothra you're kinda late. #Monsterdon

Star Warsed

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