@ricci there being an unlimited number of things that happen is the entire plot of this movie so i have no idea how they will end it #monsterdon
Oh, nice. Mewtwo. #Monsterdon
Alien leader just lost the same boss fight for the tenth time, he's running out of quarters. #Monsterdon
Is there a game version of this movie or is this movie a compilation of all the cutscenes in the game?
#Monsterdon These alien drones remind me of "Arsenal of Freedom", the TNG episode.
π€ FINAL 1-SECOND NOTICE: COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION OR TOTAL LEGAL DESTRUCTION
PENALTY SHOT!
You think we'll get a rocket-powered drop kick out of Godzilla this time? #Monsterdon
Comic relief (singular)
minilla, i do not believe yo uhave a drivers license, please just give directions. #monsterdon
Kei truck!
This movie rocks and I won't hear any slander against it.
(or well, actually it's terrible, but yeah...)
isnβt godzilla genderfluid and hermaphroditic?
#Monsterdon All the world's oceans are waist-deep for Godzilla.
Now they done it, woke up Godzilla, and hasn't had a cup of coffee
Plot critical pupper is still here.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
YβALL THIS MOVIE FORETOLD THE EARTHβS #ANTIFA CAPTAIN IS LUIGI
Did we just slip into a different movie? #Monsterdon
This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon
AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP good work everyone #Monsterdon
THANK YOU action hero stalin for this camera that will be the sole source of human knowledge to pass down after this alien extinction event #monsterdon
"Take this" That's a camera.
In the conference of good, which is NOT inside a pumpkin latte themed spaceship, we learn that the aliens and most of the monsters have like mutant genes which make them susceptible to mind control, but Godzilla doesn't have that so it might be able to fight the monsters. But Godzilla might also destroy the world, so this is a risky plan.
Finally, wondered what was happening to the kid and his grandpa
@steggy @MatthewTitus88 There is absolutely a way they could work in a scene where they drive around with a dead person and pretend he's still alive.
Tokusatsu bike fight! Finally a genera of fight has escaped from Kamen Rider into a wider audience.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
FUCK YEAH GIGAN
Sinister xylophone. #Monsterdon
Uh, that's cattle ARE stupid, thank you very much
#monsterdon Perfectly normal for someone to decide he prefers to be disguised like cattle.
PUPPY! We were promised puppy and the movie delivered!
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
#monsterdon So all of the clever stuff the reporter did with the dog was pointless.
If she'd just waited a few seconds the soldier guy would have just come in and shot the guy anyway.
i knew the mustache reminded me of someone
#monsterdon I wish the plot would get more complicated..
He shot Colonel Sanders! Oh the fried chicken! #Monsterdon
OMG is this a take on the famous my dog doesn't bite/that is not my dog gag?
Amazing. I love this movie.
Checkhov's Clint
π€ ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY
@jonny the 90s Godzilla movies had better female rep imo. 2004 was a bad time #Monsterdon
Don't do an eye closeup unless you do your eyeliner correctly (in case you're wondering, no that wasn't correct).
How did I get on a makeup jag? I don't wear makeup.
eeeeeeeeek she got Xillianed
Mr Secretary won't go to the hospital because he ain't human....
Xillian is totally about Elonβs grandadβs techfascist cult
I feel like if I was Japanese and lived in Japan in the early 00s I'd know who all these people are...
I've lost the plot but I really want to know if that guy's suit is made of brushed silk
Aliens with very thin sunglasses. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Everywhere is dangerous at the moment.. the world, 2025
Small arms, that's *adorable.* #Monsterdon
Does this count as Canadian content?
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
"We have to stop it before it kills us." #monsterdon
That foo dog statue is really pissed off!
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
If there was any explanation as to why any of this is happening I missed it
The dubbing on the 'pimp' is a bit racist. #monsterdon
did they rescue this movie from a well or something, who is grading these colors #monsterdon
"Are you really a biologist?" #monsterdon
The handsome jerk who's mad he won is Kane Kosugi. TO some he's just the son of Sho Kosugi "the ninja" of a bunch of 80s action movies from Cannon films. But to me Kane is an Ultraman, and a Super Sentai (Kakuranger), and a (evil) Kamen Rider. And still damn good looking.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
The "cranky old fart" from the UN will definitely be a hot babe, right?
canβt tell with that mustache if the dude is supposed to be trustworthy like Mario and Luigi or your general purpose post-Soviets european fascist. that mustache is totally distracting.
having a hard time shifting back into kaiju mode, where questions like "what are they doing? why are they there? who are they?" are not relevant #monsterdon
#MovieCharactersGraduationAdvice
#HashtagGames
#Monsterdon
And in closing I Godzilla say, "Roar!"
Also mutant humans are delicious.
If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event.
This week we watched GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (2004). It had⦠everything. Including the contents of several movies that were its contemporaries. 14/10.
See the post at the top of this thread for more info:
Oh okay yes, WikiZilla confirms that this was Mandarin Chinese. Interestingly, it was dubbed in Japanese for some versions
Well, thatβs a wrap! Thank you all for making this fun. We missed you, @Taweret, but you were here in spirit. Thanks for hosting!
@moira ikr it's kinda like when you drink lots of caffeine and it makes you sleepy instead of awake. #monsterdon
@yatsu it was exhausting. #Monsterdon
And, The stylings of Mr. Keith Emerson to see you out
So, uh, did any other humans survive?
(Not that it matters. This movie isn't in the same timeline as anything else)
@jonny It's ok. Only all of Earth society and most of its major cities were horribly destroyed and like 90% of the population wiped out.
Walk it off.
Itβs only just the beginningβ¦
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denoument by Timmy, grade 6
[prog intensifies]
Humanity saved by the power of LOVE
And the strains of video poker music sing us to the epilogue! #Monsterdon
Team Scooby Doo and the Bigwigs emerge from the wreck of the submarine to stare at Godzilla, who stares back. But then the plot threads converge and Team Road Trip Babby appears, now with a larger Minya, who exchanges internet hugs with Godzilla.
Miss Scarlet remarks, "if only we had some way to give Godzilla more energy?", which motivates tall hair twink to flip into his chair and grab a joystick, which lets him channel his psychic twink powers into Godzilla, enabling him to level up and yet Ghidorah into space, where he explodes.
Despite that, Godzilla is still mad at the drill submarine for filling up his sky, so he blasts it with an atomic heat breath and crashes it.
#monsterdon But Godzilla must have custody!
All we need to close this bad boy out is for Drill Stalin to plant a big old kiss on Godzilla
This isn't a Gamera movie, so they can't use the power of friendship to recharge Godzilla...
I kinda like Ghidora as a centaur, tho, that's nice. #Monsterdon
There we go - Ghidora was in there, under all that armor, repressed by the aliens. Now they're free.
#monsterdon Monster Zero?
As we all know, martial arts at its highest level is all about rotating in midair. #Monsterdon
Team Scooby Doo + Bigwigs is ambushed by goth aliens with more lasers than them, and Stalin challenges his higher level goths to a boxing match, I guess because he has more ranks in Fisticuffsmanship than Swordfighting. He wins and the girl twin says "but you wouldn't hit a girl", so he smirks and karate chops her instead.
hey! he can see the code now! #monsterdon
@jsadow I find that both joyful and also terrifying. #monsterdon
Drill Stalin would hit a lady...no surprises there π¬
Captain Gordonβs contract stipulated, βI just want to say one-liners. It doesnβt matter whether they fit or make sense, as long as they sound like a one-liner.β
βDonβt miss the train.β
@jonny and your parents probably thought that Film Studies class you took in college was a waste of time. Showed them!
@trixter Oh right yeah. They are More of a weird thing that somehow involves the Eternals for no reason.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe What this film lacks in originality is more than made up for with 2 hours of relentless, unceasing action
I'm bored of the human fighting already, let's start wrapping those 400 plot threads up please...
I take back a thing I said two hours ago, that martial arts training was useful actually
FLAMING MON MOTHRA!
I love how everyone in the command room just stands and poses rather than take cover for run off somewhere....