@hollie I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm fighting a headache - but I'm gonna keep keeping on. #Monsterdon

"....take my breath away...." #monsterdon

Now kiss. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Professor Xavier would like a word. #Monsterdon

KISS! #monsterdon

@OliviaVespera Brokeback Kaiju

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Why did you hold back?
Because I love you
(the movie we could have had)
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Let's make a Godzilla movie and capitalize on Matrix-mania (after the original trilogy is complete)!

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Me at work next year: "If this were real, you would be dead right now.

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#monsterdon oh these two are so totally in love. This is Catadora.

@SRLevine it's giving real "rave in the opening of Blade that's about to turn bloody"

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Does the dub have the same voice actor for Captain Gordon as for the infantry commander?

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"Report to me in thirty minutes. Bring the oil." "Sir!"

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#Monsterdon "If this was real, you'd be dead by now."

Or at least really dizzy, like the poor camera operator…

The uniform nipple logos are a weird choice. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"You can't listen to your conscience on the battlefield", I sense foreshadowing. #monsterdon

We are not even 15 minutes in, and I am nearly at a bingo...

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oh nvm
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Imma need more weed for this one. #Monsterdon
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“Do not be proud of your accomplishments. You suck.”

#Monsterdon

Now kiss.

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They're going to the ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by Capita... er, Godzilla. Underground!

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Then what is it, sir~ #Monsterdon

Wife: "So they're planning to fistfight Godzilla?"

#Monsterdon

The M organization logo looks sort of like the Brotherhood of Nod.

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I'll chime in with another vote for "this score is awesome". It reminds me of going dancing in the early/mid-2000s. You know, when I still did things like try to be social and "wear things that were neither pajamas nor lab clothes".

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Straight to the monster, sketchy 20 year old CGI and Matrix-derivative combat! Delightful #Monsterdon do far!

"...you've made it to the Squid Games finals!"

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#Monsterdon mmmm, fascisty uniforms

Leonard Nimoy!
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Crouching tiger hidden kaiju! #Monsterdon

I guess this M Organization sparring in the octagon is one of the Final Wars #monsterdon

I feel like this scene got a lot of inspiration from The Matrix, coupled with someone that got a bit too excited for spinny camera effects.

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I don't know why this kaiju movie has a laser-kick-tsunkatse match, but OK

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Surprisingly bad fight sequence. #Monsterdon

So which one of these guys is Kamen Rider? #Monsterdon

BULLET TIME!!!

Where are Neo and Trinity?

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My celery!

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A frozen-in-time arc sweeping around the action?

Yea, you can tell that THE MATRIX came out recently.

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OK, so at the last summer Olympics the japanese men's team had a dude who could TWIST like I've never seen anyone twist before. He was probably a young kid in 2004. This movie must've done it.

Hot guy martial arts is definitely missing from too many Big G movies. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Fun fact (read: made it up): these fighters were originally planned to be in the kaiju suits before they remembered this was made in 2004 and Godzilla lives in the computer now.

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And this helps y ou fight kaiju how..? #Monsterdon

this is what old-school star trek fighting would'a looked like if they'd had, you know

skills

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The only way this much melee fighting is worth it is if they have a Pacific Rim style robot in the wings later in the movie.

Interesting fighting style / visuals though.

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#monsterdon wow, did they do the slow motion matrix camera effect first?

And suddenly, it's Power Rangers.

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Someone say Matrix
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Nice wire work in the mutant training gym. #monsterdon

@littlemiao It looked like his back plates had frosted tips. Fancy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I swear they used this cage on ST:Voyager.

"Damage report: 72%" 72 percent of what? #monsterdon

I hope they show the Tsukatse matches next. I hear they have a Borg fighting!

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Michael Bay would approve this spinning scenes
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Wow this movie is just going to go hard and not stop isn't it :kaboom:

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“…the king of monsters. Its name is…”
“Moooooooooooooo.”

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meanwhile, in pacific rim

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#monsterdon Martial arts is important to defeat Godzilla.

Man, we're not even getting a cooldown before the next edgy techno fight scene. #Monsterdon

Wow is it turns out I have not seen this one before! I think it came out in a decade when I didn't have a television.

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Why does the Captain Gordon of the EDF look like Bison from Street Fighter?

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"...stop trying to hit me, and HIT ME!"

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Poor sea monster. Done in by spiral masering.

it shoots lasers from it's drill? Looks like a Masters of the Universe toy
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Foot boxing!

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OSCAR

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Captain Gordon!? Where's your raincoat!?

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this guy reminds me of Josh Brolin yelling MOTTO PANEKEKU in Inherent Vice

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#monsterdon Court Martial? For what? they did their best.

this is what happens when you recruit a cop on the edge to be a ship captain

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Meanwhile in a Neverending Story, the last luck dragon is created.

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Fire phaser? #Monsterdon

Manda didn't VANISH you MURDERED HER

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Freeze ray!! He didn't call it!!

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@aburka Captain One Liner only speaks English and everybody somehow understands him #Monsterdon

Ooh freezer lazers. #Monsterdon

Who did it better, Godzilla: King of the Monsters or The Core? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon We're in combat, but I'm still gonna slowly remove my flight helmet so I don't disturb my ultra coolness.

I take it back. Water/Dragon Rayquaza, not Smaug #Monsterdon

So it's a flying submarine, like in Atragon? #monsterdon

#monsterdon when does the toy come out for this drill ship?

@aburka Yes (well, depends on the dub. There are all Japanese, all English, and the mixed one that was how it was shot)

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Did this movie inspire Pacific Rim? Or Atlantic Rim? #monsterdon

HAKU NO REMEMBER WHO YOU

uh

oof

poor haku ;_;

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#monsterdon good job captain stalin!

ICE TO SEE YOU! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Starting a few minutes late 😿. I like Godzilla’s teeth almost as much as the carnivorous slug’s teeth. #Monsterdon

We haven't even cleared the first 10 minutes and we get a maser shot. You spoil us, FINAL WARS

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We're headed right for it, but take all the time you need.

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#Monsterdon the drill also fires a freezy phaser? sweet!

I half expected Shadow the Hedgehog under that helmet. #Monsterdon

Bingo, sir.
#monsterdon
Bonus: Very Tall Forehead.

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NOOOoooooooo

This is one wild ride already! #Monsterdon

Captain, we can't understand you over the all the gravel you're keeping in your throat, sir.

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Why is everyone speaking Japanese except the captain? Is this like, partially dubbed? #monsterdon

Hot steam! Surprisingly dangerous!! #Monsterdon

These people really need seat belts.

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@brooke Where are you watching it? I only found the dubbed version.

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For some reason, this has big Macross vibes.

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