#monsterdon Everything is really green, and in the lab, just a tinge of green. Envy, sickness, foreshadowing?

TIL "wan-chan". Makes sense, wan-wan is onomatopoeia for a bark

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#Monsterdon hey, does the Comedic Moment for bingo need to actually be funny?

Yaaaaaay THE TWINS!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Power Twins Activate! #Monsterdon

Aww yeaah, Mothra twins! #Monsterdon

Oh, oh, science is already solving all of the problems on our planet.

#Monsterdon

@OliviaVespera

I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOONNNNGGGG kaiju

#Monsterdon

What's with the red nipple patches? #monsterdon

Clint the Dog's name had to be changed for the comic-book adaptation, I'm sure

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@nhgeek I think he's a nazi/musk mutant hybrid. With red pasties.

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Since @Taweret is not able to be here today, I vote everyone try to toot at least one Tawaret style comment and tag them who's in?

So Zoom calls still suck in the future, eh?

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

BINGO!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Cranky old farts represent. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

There needs to be a Zoom overlay filter that draws a grid on the screen and fills it with scan lines.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

'Clinto' hehe

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Why does UN guy strike me as an absolute creep? #Monsterdon

one of the guys from ELP did the score, I don't know who the one prog fan is who's watching #monsterdon tonight but you sure are a.... Lucky Man

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Dogs can be sons too

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what even is this interview

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In the future, all TV studios are empty, lots of trusses, and only extremely large multi-panel displays allowed.

Also you have to sit on a very tall stool, in a mini skirt, with the camera at your feet level.

#Tarantino

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You can tell he's an important politician because his suit is made of the very finest aluminum foil. #Monsterdon

JFC the misogyny ia cranked up to 11.

remember that when these movies were being made just for the Japanese market, women were never mistreated like this. think of the 1960s movies with the women journalists.

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it's funny that his uniform has those two giant red insignias on the chest. Looks like giant nipples
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It's science so I don't believe it! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is he wearing a suit made of duct tape? #Monsterdon

So fifth base is mashing DNA together? #Monsterdon

Her white lab coat looks newer and less saggy and old than his

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#monsterdon that is a very short skirt

Second Impact created mutants, or something.

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MMMM-base

mm m-mm mmmm-base

shubi-shubi-sh

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“We call this 5th base the ‘x-gene,’ and we are working with Professor Xavier to study it.”

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon mutants are weird for having a strange base. So does that mean... someone had sex with a kaiju? or....

Why do mutants look like they are on VICE tv?

#Monsterdon

Twelve-thousand year old Gigan mummy-cyborg. With mutant DNA that resembles the new human mutants.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon what? how many faces now? i'm confused.

Ooooo alien cyborg mummy kaiju. All it needs is vampirism.

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"Don't even look at me unless it's essential."

Please explain essential. #monsterdon

"It's some kind of hybrid" It's GIGAN You Dipshit. You live in a Kaiju movie. Read the guide book. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Gigan, a monster so silly they wanted for this frapp'n movie to reboot it.

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show me here on this etch-a-sketch where godzilla hurt you. #monsterdon

Wow the misogyny is strong in this one. #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

"We examined its outer envelope, and found-"

Late bills, this cyborg monster was six months behind on its credit card. #Monsterdon

@hollie

And it's NEVER essential. Now put this collar on.

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"...its outer skin is 12000 years old"
"How about the rest of it?"

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#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars but inside it's about 2.

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It's an extraterrestrial cyborg? Noice!

Thank you, Dr. Exposition. #Monsterdon

"you know how cranky these old farts can be!" #monsterdon

Nice Soul Hackers OST theme in the background, tho #Monsterdon

"You're too hot to be a scientist" sick burn, you really showed her

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#Monsterdon ahh, that's good old fashioned 2000s misogyny right there. Misogyny classic, I call it.

The old and cranky biologist is headcanonically trans :QueerCat_Trans:

#Monsterdon #PrideMonth

YOU TELL HIM FAM!!! #monsterdon

Oh god, they're gonna do the slap-slap-kiss-kiss thing :/ #Monsterdon

I can't wait until her adamantium claws pop out. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh don't talk to me.

@brood

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Eh, she seems a little cranky.

Probably no bechdel award this #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic The dialogue seems worth it in a #Monsterdon way 😂

Miss Miyuki Osonasty
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I don’t believe this dub is even remotely close to what’s actually being said. #Monsterdon

If two female kaiju squawk at each other, can we give the film a #bechdelpass ?

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Black uniform, red armband, and red nipple covers. Makes a statement.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon misogyny flirting

oh ho ho it's a LADY EXPERT. This counted as a punchline to a joke in the 2000s.

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I was going to say it would be a young women but the movie beat me to it
#monsterdon

You're too soft for battle, mutant! Gonna get yourself killed,10-ply! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon kinda depressed I can't find a subbed version,but this is kinda more hilarious this way.

ma'am, he has a boyfriend, you're gonna have to back off. #monsterdon

Mustache-man Americaned to close to the court martial #Monsterdon

#monsterdon whoa. she's not cranky.

@paco Mine's just 1:52, interesting to see what the additional ten minutes represent #monsterdon

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"remember there's no 'Me' in the 'Morganization'"

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#Monsterdon oh shit i forgot godzilla tonight

i started the movie and skipped ahead, someone fill me in

what are the nipple patches, what's going with that

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#Monsterdon the scientist is gonna be a hot girl isn't it

#monsterdon Captain Gordon in a cell for striking a superior officer??? Wow...

Hahahahahahahahah! Captain Gordon is already in a cell for (off camera) striking a superior officer.

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And Snark!!
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LOOK TITTYDOT LOGOS HAVE A LONG HISTORY IN TH

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You'd think they could have fit the supervisor's coat better it's too big for him

#Monsterdon C'mon, sir, can't we at least have a fling?

Are those the same uniforms from Starship Troopers?

#Monsterdon

How useful is hand to hand combat going to be when fighting kaiju?

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Nice nipple seals on that uniform.

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“We just fight”

In this movie, that’s probably accurate

#Monsterdon

Fighting is not all you were born to do, handsome.

#Monsterdon #PrideMonth

Buckle up. My movie is showing 2 hours and 2 minutes. They're not playing around this time.
#monsterdon

oh great, now there's mummies too?!

#Monsterdon

We immediately served it with soup #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"our mission is not to defend"
it's to fuuuuuuu--
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"Your trouble is you're too soft!"

Soft, well-moisturized and kissable! Now don't let me catch you not killing me again! #Monsterdon

Oretachi wa mutant da

He seems nice

#Monsterdon

I don't get it, they say they're mutants but none of them are blue.

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"Your problem is that you're too soft." "You could do something about that." "You gotta earn it."

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Oh gosh, those dialogs...
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#Monsterdon I used to know soldiers like that guy. Everyone hated them.