A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT-- oh, they're gone already, never mind #Monsterdon

@whiskeysailor really fits the gritty criminal underground they were building in that scene

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i-- what--- did his hat fly off with a whistle sound effect? did they get blown up with The Most 2000 CG i have ever seen??? that scene was a lot. #monsterdon

@steggy Er cave art is generally more than 12,000 years old...never mind.

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#Monsterdon please take down trumpy tower

dang this cgi is crisp
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Was that Mr. Bean in the window?

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The hat noise 😂

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Batman has gotten bigger lately.

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Holy fuck cartoon SFX

this movie is a techno-fueled fever dream so far

#Monsterdon

Really? American stereotypes were not on my card.

Though the hats flying off are hilarious before the fire reached them.

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Not the “zing!” sound effect when the cop’s hat went flying 😂😂😂 #Monsterdon

I guess we know what the monster's doing!

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#Monsterdon omg, the New York accents in Japanese movies crack me up. This is America to them.
Bonus cartoon yeet sound.
OMG it's all happening too fast. Bat-creature in the moon!

goddamit, I was about to check off "small weapons fire" and get a bingo but Rodan had to come steal the show #monsterdon

I'm rooting for the monster, frankly #Monsterdon

I love the sound of the hats flying off, A+ sound
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WHAT IN THE CARTOON HAT SNATCH SOUND EFFECTS WAS THAT

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#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

pteradactylic kaiju!! 💞

The hat sound effects were not necessary. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

moves well for a big man

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“an hallucination” ong i love this guy #MONSTERDON

#monsterdon That's batman

Even monsters have standards, ACAB

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They used zip whistle sounds for when their hats flew off. WTF?

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70s pimp stereotypes. Makes sense. #Monsterdon

So... the EDF mutants have evil in their blood? Maybe they shouldn't be wearing uniforms modeled on the Nazi party? Kind of explains a lot, tho.

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Slide whistle?

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[heavy sighs]

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Sweet-ass looking pimp mobile #Monsterdon

Godzilla. Fairies. Pimps. This movie has it all.

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ah yes, peak ニューヨーク. #monsterdon

And Rodan makes an entrance!

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how you know he's not an american cop

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Oh noooooooo is this America

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It sounds like our biologist would prefer a SecUnit to that mutant.

#monsterdon
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Even the Americans are dubbed delightfully badly. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@Louisa the tubi one is english dubbed, but i'm also not sure that i'm watching the same movie as everyone else
https://tubitv.com/movies/100039783/godzilla-final-wars
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Why the cartoon sound effect? #Monsterdon

That cop is far too casual for having a gun pointed at him.

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Hey, remember the UN guy? Well forget him, he's dead.
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Wow, white hot exhaust from the back of the turbofans. That plane is going to die.

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everything else aside that is a FINE ride.

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Is this movie on fire? So much smoke #monsterdon

Infant Island is in the matrix now or something? Whatever it doesn't matter because SMOL LADIES! WE HAVE SMOL LADIES! :ahhhhhhh: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon damn wtf this brooklyn?

#Monsterdon WHAT THE FUCK?

#monsterdon Woah they got a US scene

GET DOWN MISTER PRESI-oops #Monsterdon

RIP well-dressed UN guy

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oh no and here's some racism

oh right. this part 😬

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Here, have an ancient talisman to go with your mutant blood. Use it wisely (but we can't say how).

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Mothra fairies have contemporary haircuts. #monsterdon

@wohali

Don't make my brain hurt this early. There is 1 hour 45 minutes to go.

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oh hell yes mothra fairies #MONSTERDON

now that's a nice plane #monsterdon

that lighting and the crotch shot is very Basic Instinct

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I thought that pull-out was going to show us the scientists were in a snow globe on Timmy's side table all the time.

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You really, really want Mothra on your side! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Thank you Mothra ladies for fingering these guys as evil.

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...our brightest star-- oh wait, wrong movie. #monsterdon

So, this just set us up for the whole story, I think. As long as the mutants remain “friends of the Earth,” then Mothra will be an ally.

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was that the fairies #MONSTERDON

No, it wasn't! There's sand all over our feet!

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Oooh, potentially evil mutant guy could be blessed by Mothra! #Monsterdon

Sexist mutant to Mothra fairies: "You're hot. Will you fit in my underpants?"

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Is that a lab coat that is surprisingly stylish or did they just put the lady scientist in a white jacket?

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Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon

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I am pleased that the fairies' off-shoulder design is mirror-image, not exactly duplicated

Not as cute as the original fairies #Monsterdon

Ah heck it's subtitled, I won't be posting much, can't read the thread and the TV at the same time

But I got dinner ready!

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This cyborg... could be from another planet #monsterdon

i had my birthday party today and my partner has been feeding me shots so wooo #monsterdon

So. Uh. Yes. Still a movie. Some movie. Not sure which one.

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Bought at a gas station. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I think they hit it spot on. #Monsterdon

I need me some MOTHRA! #TeamMothra

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Mothra twins. Always a joy to see since Mothra is my fav Kaiju.

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The name for this chapter on the DVD is "these edibles ain't shit"

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RTFW ... Read The Fine Wall

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#monsterdon do you trust everything you read on the wall?

The more I watch, the more I understand Japanese toilets. #monsterdon

yo it says a lot of things on my wall, I wouldn't trust em tho.... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm on the dubbed version and holy hell the ladies sound terribly bored.

OK, the Mothra Girls talking to the biologist is a bechdel pass? Or no?

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#monsterdon ALL HAIL MOTHRA

“Look, we can do camera spins just like Alias!” #Monsterdon

I'm so amazingly sad that Tubi won't let me do screen shots... #monsterdon 🥺🦖

Aren't these the Mothra fairies?

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Who mummified the mummified monster? #Monsterdon

Ooo, those weird little twins from the an earlier Godzilla, but with decent special effects.

Obvious fetish there...

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YAY the fairies!

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Did they just get transported to the set of the Fifth Element?

#MultiPass

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The Shobijin have teleporter technology! Nice!

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#monsterdon There's a lot here. what is this??

Ooooooh Mothra twins! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon lol, the music was trying hard not to be ST:TNG

Is that the Star Trek music in the background? haha

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Fairies are back!!!!

#Monsterdon