Mad Max: Godzilla Road
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masers: lasers for men

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Honestly I'm kind of shocked they're still using tanks in the Post-Godzilla Mutant Future. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the captain couldn't say anything because that would make her a Featured Extra.

Big anime guns? Check. #Monsterdon

Excuse me, grandpa. What are you wearing?
No wonder the little guy is scared. #monsterdon

meanwhile in mad max

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Zilla in his first serious movie role!
She was so happy to finally work alongside her idol Godzilla.
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"Need crowds fleeing in panic? WE GOT THAT B-ROLL" #monsterdon

I'm impressed by how boring the constant action is.

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MASERS #MONSTERDON

Is that the fuckin 1998 Godzilla too⁉️

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You can't just have Minilla show up in the middle of all this, it's not right.

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#Monsterdon HAHAHA Minilla!

oh ho the Japanese Jar Jar Binx

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That lobster is mad. #Monsterdon

oh no

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Bruh.

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they skipped right past learning conventional weapons don't work on kaiju and went straight into the Unique Command & Conquer Elite Unit energy weapons don't work on kaiju #monsterdon

Awwww… baby kaiju at Mt. Fuji.

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Fuq me, Minilla. #Monsterdon

ah, here we have The Childe. #monsterdon

#monsterdon that kid is gonna die.

#monsterdon oh my god is that from the dinosaurs tv show?

SHOOT SHOOT!!!
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GODZUKI!!! #monsterdon

This movis is just not punk rock.

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nihonjin orlando bloom is here to save the day? #monsterdon

More nipple badges. What is with the nipple badges? #monsterdon

gotta go fast

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Nice shooting TEx,. I think you got every museum and school

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@hollie yeah, I'm painting minis when it gets too visually overstimulating. It's helping my brain deal :)
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Canadian kids, you just can't keep them off the chocolate

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china gets the same filter in japanese movies that mexico gets in american films #MONSTERDON

#Monsterdon Clearaly I don't manga enough.

Augustus Gloop?

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Rubber Kaiju >> CG Kaiju any time tho...Kaiju should always be rubber #Monsterdon

Oh now the Klingons are getting involved.

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#Monsterdon HE SAID PREPARE TO FIRE! PREPARE!

#monsterdon that armadillo kaiju is quite agile.

Kill it! Kill it! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon There's a HEDGEHOG???

Ohhh! Son of Godzilla!
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@RobynGoodfellow I thought they all wore plaid? That's what Yeti taught us. #monsterdon

This IS like a live action Anime movie!

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@ricci If where you live isn't assigned a kaiju then it's not a major league metropolis #monsterdon

#monsterdon on behalf of Canada: harsh.

@bstacey No one gives the American West any respect

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Having bingoed so early, it's great because I can just watch the movie and toot now.

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💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🦖

Did you see that child yell "You loser!" at a turtle doll and throw it into a fireplace?

That's a reference to Gamera, the kaiju who was appearing in a competing film series.

#monsterdon of all the places that kaiju could stand on, it chose to step on that trailer.

taking a bold stand that rubber suits are better than some of this cgi #monsterdon

Pew pew! Hats blown off. #monsterdon

You can tell he's Canadian because of the hockey shirt. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Missing #Monsterdon tonight- had to travel to Houston to get irradiated to keep Elon (the carcinoma they took out) from coming back. Fingers crossed I’ll get super powers, or at least become big enough to crush the Tokyo tower and not even blink…

Oops! Was busy with other stuff. Better late to #Monsterdon than never. #godzillafinalwars

they need to activate One Punch Man. #monsterdon

So, all the kaiju just showed up at once? Without warning and without provocation?

I’m not sure what’s going on. Everyone’s running around the city screaming. Lots of different kaiju are around. Poor punk rock dudes got eaten.

Squirtle got thrown into a fireplace.

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Everyone's gonna get bingo within 5 minutes because literally everything happens in this movie!

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Was that "Arizona" actually Monument Valley?

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ha! fuck that guy in particular. #monsterdon

"Huh? Come on man, I was watching the Super Mario Movie!"

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lol, what did that trailer ever do to anyone?

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The "Monsters Per Minute" meter is pegged!

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hey, going back his friend, how nice-- oops. #monsterdon

It's at times like these that the inner Tokyo citizen in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon

that guy's terrible mohawk is the real monster #monsterdon

I'd scream too that American Godzilla was no good! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon They really said, let's put in all the kaijus we have.

@wohali It's too bad because I was hoping that pimps and cops would team up with scientists and mutants to save the planet.

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every kaiju?
E V E R Y kaiju
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This city is very BLUE and the flames are very ORANGE

The miniature work here is so delightful, it's blended with the CGI really quite well for 2004

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fruit cart!

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Sydney gets _Zilla?!_ Oh gods, the sheer disrespect!

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#Monsterdon someone call Matthew Broderick!

is that what sydney is all about, knocking over street displays of soda? #monsterdon

Look, as long as the Sydney Opera House is safe, I don’t care what else happens #Monsterdon

C'mon it's not Sidney unless we see that famous opera house.

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Darn, the whole head is a mouth...

The. Whole. Head...

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'Pimps, cops—all are equal in the Breath of Rodan.'—pithy Infant Island saying.

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Oh hey, it's budget American Godzilla! :D #Monsterdon

Damn! Aside from the awful NYC sterotypes, that is a mighty Rodan entrance! #Monsterdon

Holy crap. The feed just exploded like so much downtown Brooklyn. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Not Okinawa! #Monsterdon

Not only is the monster smashing New York it's brought the Moon down.

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Steve Earle!
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lol RUN AUSTRALIANS, RUN!

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Comedy sounds effects before killing some guys in a fireball! Whee!

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the Mutants really have nipple-nipple-tweak-tweak uniforms, they're ready for their jetpacks

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LMBO!! Those toy cars flying toward the screen! DGTHHSSGEE 😭 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Who is this kaiju?

wtf omg #MONSTERDON

They hate those cans! #Monsterdon

whoever the kaiju is who just roasted the cop with a fireball, that's the one I'm rooting for

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#Monsterdon kinda loving Rodan's 80s hair band guitar solo theme song.

"This place is Infant Island" and that's a rock fact! #monsterdon

I bet the FX team making up a Manhattan model and then destroying it had a blast. No pun intended.

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you know it's in the states because everyone having debris rained upon them is in a car

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#Monsterdon Bonus caustic farts.