oh dang the y2k of these efx

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Grabbing up kaijus like they were friggin' Pokemons. #Monsterdon

O R B

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

it makes sense that he squeals like tires when he stops, the suit is made of rubber.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#monsterdon #dubbed #GodzillaFinalWars

"Damn that armadillo".

Aww, no love for SG-1 jokes.

#monsterdon

if only the headquarters had some kinda defenses... #monsterdon

Are those the spaceships from Stargate SG1?

I’m choosing to believe yes #Monsterdon

Neon Genesis called...

#Monsterdon

Woman bursts into the room "What on earth happened!?"

Me, too, lady. Me too.
#monsterdon

I've heard being a vegetarian can make you do some pretty wild things... #monsterdon

gotta catch ‘em all! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

blue/yellow

“What’s its position?”

“point zero zero, sir”

“Where the fuck is that?”

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon baragon pulled his e brake and did a power slide!

"The monster got stolen by a Pride Month lazer!" #Monsterdon

'Sorry I'm a vegetarian"

I'm not doing a great job follow the movie, so what on earth was the context for that?

#monsterdon

Aliens! #monsterdon

Ah yes, the Alkesh is here! Saved by the Gou'a'uld!

#monsterdon

@apLundell It strengthens the fetish field #monsterdon

Armadillo brake squealing to a stop including the sound effect was worth a chuckle.

#Monsterdon

Oh, that monster has rubber tires for feet. Color me not surprised. #Monsterdon

"Damn that armadillo!" #monsterdon

People of Earth, your attention please...

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Sorry, I'm a vegetarian!
(kills the animal)
#monsterdon

This movie had more huhs per second than many modern films. #Monsterdon

Did anyone bring a giant vat of melted butter for this enormous lobster? Oh, he's a vegetarian NM.

#Monsterdon

could it be... am I feeling... is this kinda tedious!?! #monsterdon

Hey, don't break up the claws!! Try to get them whole! We gotta vat full of butter back EDF HQ.

#Monsterdon

Wait, one of the M Organization mutants speaks English? Is that allowed? #monsterdon

why was his catch phrase in english!!! whyyyyyy
#monsterdon

The truly shocking thing is that masers worked on kaiju for once.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"Sorry, I'm a vegetarian."

WHAT?

#monsterdon

You're a vegetarian? More for me then. :9

#Monsterdon

They're gonna need 5000 metric tons of melted butter. STAT. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I just can't even with these mutants running with rocket launchers.

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"That still only counts as one!"

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon Dinner is served!

I think Deadpool would have several tons of fun fighting the kaiju compared to these mutants. Missed opportunity to give them some different abilities or something.

#Monsterdon

Oh man, that's going to be one heck of a nice dinner...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so the Mutants are the air support as well as the tanks?

Was that a quip? Terrible. #Monsterdon

All we need now is Pinkyzilla #Monsterdon

Tire screetch stop!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I think the new gen alpha catchphrases should be "we're gonna fry that lobster" and "damn that armadillo."

#Monsterdon

Gonna have to track down this soundtrack!

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

With boy band hair and choreography! #Monsterdon

Prepare the butter beam! Lobster ahoy!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Wuxia is such fun! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Shooting that the kaiju with handheld weapons feels very Ultraman/UltraQ. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

okay I'm calling that a #MonsterdonBingo #monsterdon

Drill Baby Drill
Mazers
Crashing Waves
Unhelpful Politician
Small Weapons Fire

@amyfou I wonder: was this movie too early for blorange, or will we perhaps be getting some of that too?

#Monsterdon

the nice thing about the asplodey bang bang sequences is that there aren’t subtitles to read so I can catch up on typing & reading here #Monsterdon

THIS IS JUST A TEMPURA-RY SET BACK

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon Helmets, guys. Jesus.

Rockin' tunes for the Battle of the Orange Place. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I have a huge taste aversion to lobster, so this is really quite pleasant. Erase the petrochemical plant. Squish the posturing soldiers. Whatever, who's got a biiiiig pot full of boiling water and a lid, hmmmm? DOES MOTHRA NEED TO DO IT ALL?

these outfits just scream "I love the PowerGlove, it's so bad"

#Monsterdon

I guess they're fighting Anguirus? I wish they put the on-screen titles with monster names the way they did the city names #monsterdon

Oh, the boyfriends get neat grappling hooks <3 #Monsterdon

noisy weapons

whoosh swish

#MONSTERDON

"We have to stop it before it kills us." #monsterdon

3DMG! #monsterdon

Seafood kaiju extracts vengeance on Japan for it's wonton ways.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

orange

@bunnyhero
The horror!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Okay what came first, this film or the Earth Defense Force video games? This is identical silliness.

#Monsterdon

Holy shit! Almost exactly Attack on Titan! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why run up to the lobster when you can just blow up the oil next to it?

World's worst case of crabs ever #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon did… did we just wander into a Universal Studios stunt show?

#monsterdon do you think the actors who did this eventually became power rangers?

It's a good thing these people are mutants or they'd never be able to use fancy infantry weapons!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Advance! Formation: Tactical Blob!

#monsterdon

That foo dog statue is really pissed off!
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I think I blacked out during that guitar solo.

#Monsterdon what did lobsters ever do to you!

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ #Monsterdon

Hah! Baby Godzilla! Didn't see that coming.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Boil. You boil lobsters. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Just how much hearing loss do you suppose this movie caused?

#Monsterdon

Oh no, they ate Blink 182! #monsterdon

His face looks so sad,
Grandpa put down your weapon.
Fuji-san means peace.

#Monsterdon #Haiku

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH CLICK WHOOSH oh the monster walked away while we were posing cool. #Monsterdon

Attack on Titan, but the enemy is from Red Lobster. #Monsterdon

I'm just curious, how much does the plastic armor protect them from gigantic monsters that smash buildings for breakfast?

#Monsterdon

"this meeting coulda been an email" #monsterdon

Is it just me, or was the commander of that first ship fighting Anguirus speaking something that was not Japanese? I couldn't place it.

#Monsterdon

This movie is all action, no story. I mean, that’s sort of expected for Monsterdon, but I really don’t know what’s going on here.

#Monsterdon

Needed more explosions in that scene.

#Monsterdon

RIP tiny tanks, blown up before dad stepped on you in his stocking feet

#monsterdon

Gunkata time!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon street fighter. iraq war. sure, son of gozilla.

shit there is so much action packed into every scene you can't even appreciate the model work 😔
#monsterdon

Ebirah wants to get to the oil before Gamera.

#Monsterdon

This is pretty much the best movie I've ever seen.

#Monsterdon

omg minilla is in this?! #monsterdon

Is the last WWIi holdout about to shoot mini Godzilla?

#Monsterdon

This is very 2004, Barugon probably has barbed wire tattoos and a wallet chain

#Monsterdon

Damn, this petrochemical facility's got more explosions than a Michael Bay movie

#Monsterdon